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Quote: 9359; Rating: 109; [+|-]
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<stank> but copying data to a floppy disk and back makes it lose integrity! like dubbing a tape!
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Quote: 9360; Rating: 185; [+|-]
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<[DeViL]Hawk> dammit u sothern punk my mums rich i looked at the price list
<FanBoy|Away> er? your mum is on a price list...figures
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Quote: 9363; Rating: 230; [+|-]
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<[DeViL]PsYcHo> it'll be lonely this christmas, without you to hold
<[DeViL]Chufty> psycho you getting circumsized for christmas?!
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Quote: 9370; Rating: 1713; [+|-]
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<stank> guys.. i went out tonight.
<stank> i pretended to be a normal college student.
<stank> and i stood uncomfortably on a porch with a bunch of people i don't know.
<stank> but then i ran into bill and will, who were pretending in the same way.
<stank> so we talked about networks and i felt better.
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Quote: 9372; Rating: 346; [+|-]
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<treph> I have my computer
<treph> and
<treph> no job.
<treph> > i
<treph> You are carrying:
<treph> a computer
<treph> no job
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Quote: 9386; Rating: 198; [+|-]
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(gENERIC) who the hell came up with the word twat?
(gENERIC) that's the suavest thing i've heard next to love-tunnel
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Quote: 9388; Rating: 196; [+|-]
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<KooLLaiD> Your a fucking Morron
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Quote: 9391; Rating: 390; [+|-]
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<Cienna> were you breast fed?
<Ragnarok> yes
<Ragnarok> recently in fact
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Quote: 9396; Rating: 346; [+|-]
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<evad> speaking of fucking sheep..
<Vod> what would you know about fucking sheep? I bet you don't even know about the making the right slits in your wellington boots to put their back legs down so they can't get away?
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Quote: 9399; Rating: 182; [+|-]
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<Ragnarok> i kinda like that
<Ragnarok> i dig the natural look
<haole> then you'll be quite pleased with her crotch afro
<haole> it looks like a 70s blaxploitation extra
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Quote: 9403; Rating: 8; [+|-]
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<FOCK> god damn
<FOCK> every fucking one of these clients blow
<FOCK> ugh... unknown internal command (/me)
<rude> hahah
<CIA> ./action
<rude> dude, throw that trash out
<FOCK> i need to lay the smackdown on this fucker
<rude> /ctcp #chan action :stuff
<FOCK> no BitchX for BeOS
<rude> maybe you don't need the :
<FOCK> *ANGERRRRRR*
<rude> what're you doin' on be?
<FOCK> no wonder this os hasnt taken off, no decent irc clients
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Quote: 9406; Rating: 317; [+|-]
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<vim> heh, no wonder i cant hear shit... trying to play this damn redhat cd.
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Quote: 9408; Rating: -6; [+|-]
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<me> reeteth are thou who in the name of reetness and uber, shephards the unreet through the valley of vodness
<me> for he is truly his fggt's brother, and the finder of lost danistanis, and i will strike down upon thee with great hax0rness and furious reetness, those who attempt to get root and pwn my brothers, and you will know my name is hp, when i lay my hax0r skillz upon thee, heh
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Quote: 9413; Rating: 682; [+|-]
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(@Bean): rofl
(@Bean): I asked my g/f too marry me, she took me seriously
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Quote: 9417; Rating: 106; [+|-]
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(Psy`): Skins tell crespo when he comes back
(@Skins): hopefully he has brains to read topic
(@Skins): actually i best wait
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Quote: 9418; Rating: 340; [+|-]
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(@Sin-away): have to ask Night about Trigger^
(@Sin-away): he doesn't talk
(@Archon`): how come he doesnt say anything?
(@fragge): dunno he's never told me
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Quote: 9427; Rating: 96; [+|-]
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<daniel> Scoobi Doo == communist regime funded propaganda used to infiltrate capitalist pop-culture to instill a low rate change in american ideals, they always said they'd take us over without firing one gun
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Quote: 9438; Rating: 481; [+|-]
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<phiber> advice: dont call a girl ugly when you have your manhood in her mouth ;/
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Quote: 9452; Rating: -31; [+|-]
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<F|ashBoy> i want to be ur friend but u are makin fun of me
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Quote: 9462; Rating: 6; [+|-]
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<F|ashboy> im on a cable so how do i packet them
<F|ashboy> is cable a fast connection
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Quote: 9465; Rating: 19; [+|-]
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<DogFu> what kernel u have rental
<rental> slackware
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Quote: 9474; Rating: 236; [+|-]
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<Undine> So he dumped her, "Nothing about sex should remind you of a cauliflower"
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Quote: 9478; Rating: 238; [+|-]
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<Gothmog> bastard, foiled by my own stupidity
<Gothmog> again
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Quote: 9479; Rating: 221; [+|-]
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<Wynn> I put the 'asian' in 'caucasian'
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Quote: 9484; Rating: 208; [+|-]
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<asvisn> there is no /leave
*** asvisn has left #quickbasic
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Quote: 9490; Rating: 41; [+|-]
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<avalach_> "not even i", that is so arrogant and deluded. "look at me, i'm so pretty, it's a MIRACLE i've not been raped yet!"
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Quote: 9494; Rating: 828; [+|-]
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<normaliamnot> u ppl here about this building, i think it called, trade center, or big trade center or something?
<normaliamnot> it broken
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Quote: 9496; Rating: 85; [+|-]
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<@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> fuck yes
<@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> my ace of base is done downloading
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Quote: 9497; Rating: 1031; [+|-]
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@eliaz`medal): i have broken two of my erm
(@eliaz`medal): foot things
(@eliaz`medal): extensions
(@eliaz`medal): those little thigns on ur feet (@eliaz`medal): 5 on each :: (@eliaz`medal): :/
(@eliaz`medal): dunno name
(@Ched): toes?
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Quote: 9501; Rating: 12088; [+|-]
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<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
<Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m
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Quote: 9511; Rating: 563; [+|-]
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<BoShekk> hey
<jstepka> hey
<merkzu> hey
<BoShekk> its fat albert
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Quote: 9526; Rating: 248; [+|-]
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<MadMax> press the Alt key.
<MadMax> Once.
<MadMax> press the left arrow key
<MadMax> Once
<MadMax> press the down arrow key
<MadMax> then you should get a list...
<MadMax> ?
<MadMax> that works for me at least..
<Altariel> that takes me into the tools menu
<MadMax> which left are you going 8p
<Altariel> oh fuck
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Quote: 9528; Rating: -91; [+|-]
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<lurtz_the_orc> i did not know how stupid someone can be that actullay read LOTR so right know i do not know
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Quote: 9532; Rating: 319; [+|-]
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<Sir Mordred> I was a real bad mo'fo in high school
<lancelot> do you play chess Mordred?
<Sir Mordred> Yeah I used to play a few times a week
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Quote: 9534; Rating: 321; [+|-]
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<Alvie> we have too much fun in #ops
<Gandalf> yes its a very professional environment
<Gandalf> hmmm
<Gandalf> there is a difference between #staff and #ops though
<Gandalf> an example you ask?
<Gandalf> no problem!
<Gandalf> ops: <Alvie> concering my sack and his chin
<Gandalf> staff: <Arathorn> I thought that ICMP message types offered a reasonably well thought out protocol for tracerouting
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Quote: 9544; Rating: 290; [+|-]
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<Sco0ter> kelly osbourne is hot
<Eficent> i would hit it
<Carface> I would hit it
<Carface> In the face with a sledgehammer
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Quote: 9545; Rating: 418; [+|-]
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<InSaNe-CON> how do u put irc always on top ?
<@arc|hw> ctrl alt del twice
*** InSaNe-CON ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout )
*** InSaNe-CON ([email protected]) has joined #r
<InSaNe-CON> umm alt cntrl delete restarted my computer
<@arc|hw> you must have pressed something wrong
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Quote: 9547; Rating: 609; [+|-]
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<Tharivol> once I had to write something on the computer on paper..
<Tharivol> i hit ctrl-c then...
<Tharivol> my brain sorta got jammed in neutral
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Quote: 9555; Rating: 289; [+|-]
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<^Amber^> LEAVE MY ILLETERATE ASS ALONE!
<^Amber^> I didn't spell that right did I?
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Quote: 9560; Rating: 266; [+|-]
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<PYRoTkNiX> i dont look at naked horses
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Quote: 9565; Rating: 156; [+|-]
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<[S]evered> man, diego, how fast would a 2 60 gb hds ata raid setup be?
<stoldark> rpm?
<[S]evered> 7200
<stoldark> what kind of raid setup?
<[S]evered> yes
<stoldark> mirroring or striping?
<[S]evered> connected
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Quote: 9567; Rating: 159; [+|-]
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<[S]evered> UT has shit framerate
<[S]evered> how do I fix it?
<stoldark> [S]evered: i believe UT has an uninstall option
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Quote: 9575; Rating: 262; [+|-]
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<Parc[Cleaning]> I'm starting to worry about my memory :-(
<Parc[Cleaning]> I was walking along, and it struck me that I had to go to the bathroom. So I went to the place, unzipped my pants, and then realized I was standing in front of the trashcan o_O
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Quote: 9587; Rating: 876; [+|-]
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<Lloyddy> Can anyone tell me what sex feels like? My friend wants to know
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Quote: 9589; Rating: -13; [+|-]
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<CMR> We're having a solar eclipse!
<RJR> Oo! Where?
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Quote: 9595; Rating: 840; [+|-]
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<Sunil> Theoretically, if I were to know your password, what would it be?
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Quote: 9596; Rating: 386; [+|-]
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<@PikaChan> the four greatest numbers in existance: 13, 69, 666, 1337
<@PikaChan> man, it'd be cool to have the phone number 1-337-666-1369
<%ragna> pika, you thought long and hard about that didnt you?
<@PikaChan> yes i did
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Quote: 9605; Rating: 436; [+|-]
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<SaBaS> brb. food stuck in throat
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Quote: 9610; Rating: 196; [+|-]
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<MrFreeze> !google turkey+baster
<drug|THC> http://am-i-pregnant.com/homeinse.shtml
<djcrom> see, my bot rocks
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Quote: 9611; Rating: 80; [+|-]
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<djglitch> my house is full of doctor's mask and water bottles
<djcrom> house party?
<djglitch> yea, hehe
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