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<ufodude> im trying to find a good place to get linux. i tried www.astakavista.com and i just got lost there with all these files and shit
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<DilleMMa> heyyyy eyyyy baby ouuu ahhh i wanna knowwww (oooowwww) if youll be my girl
<Iceman> DilleMMa: sure, i'll be your girl
<Iceman> DilleMMa: what do I have to do?
<DilleMMa> wear a skirt, shave your legs, paint your nails and get your period everymonth
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ywedig: so what do you have planned this weekend?
GnaaaGnaa: I am going to kill your mother, rape your father, cut off his penis and put it in your dead mother's mouth
GnaaaGnaa: then I'm going to see Spiderman
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<rolo> alright, someone pls explain to me what the fuck "it" is in the phrase "keep it real"
<draco> yeah, and how/why does it become fake?
<thrgy> and why the fuck is everyone its keeper?!?!?!
* traxor has quit IRC (Quit: it has failed to be kept real in here)
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<Decimus> raped any white women lately?
<Lord_Mervyn> i resent that remark
<Decimus> k
<Decimus> was she fat?
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(Klarth) The faggotry express is RIGHT ON TIME
*** UltraMoogleMan ([email protected]) has joined #Trivia
(L0ne_W0lf) ...
(L0ne_W0lf) You were RIGHT
(tal) right on time indeed
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<_L_E_S_T_A_T_> i got a question for all u horney people out there......wuts the best thing a guy can say after sex?
<fatbastard_> be right back
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<matts> I was on vacation and I saw this casino advertisement on the highway: "LOOSEST $1 SLOTS" and they had a picture of a woman on it and then I realized that this casino ad could be taken the wrong way :P
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<HeLL> Is there a hacker called peer? He is trowing me off the chatserver(s) all the time.
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<DigDug> <hypr> dof i think hj00 lsefz haw
<DigDug> wtf did that say?
<hypr> i dunno
<hypr> what i said
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<fabutron> so we were at sonic the other day (which is a drive up restraunt like in the fifties, for those of you that don't have sonic) and we made a joke about punching the waitress in the uterus and over the little drive up radio the guy was like "we can still hear you"
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<Loco-san> I'm gonna make a game called With Myself, so kids will say "I'm gonna go play With Myself" and freak their parents/friends out
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<+Psylent> It turned out to be a good night in any case
<+Psylent> and yes, this is all a thinly veiled ruse to boast about my new girlfriend
<SteamedHams> you can't use irc AND have sex
<SteamedHams> irc shoots out invisible rays that kill your sperm
<egg> that's good
<+Psylent> that's very good
<egg> you don't need to use protection
<SteamedHams> yeah, let the aids flow
<egg> he's not african
<SteamedHams> ahaha, his girlfriend knows that better than anyone
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<bi0h4z4r_> north korea is test firing missiles right now
<bi0h4z4r_> on fox news
<@argv[0]> thats where i would test my missiles too
<@argv[0]> fox news headquarters
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<goatbustar> the church sex scandal: what would jesus do
<goatbustar> turn the other cheek
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<DooMBoy> Everyone on my buddy list is at school :(
<schepe> that's pathetic
<schepe> keeping a buddylist
<DooMBoy> Really? What's pathetic about it?
<schepe> it's pathetic that you forget who you friends are unless you write them sown in a list.
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<Fuckhead> have you ever cut a hole in a teddy bear and fucked it?
<@Neo> ...
<Fuckhead> i have
<%jdp> congrats
<%jdp> did u cum dood?
<Fuckhead> thank you
<Fuckhead> i wasnt old enough to cum
<Fuckhead> i didnt have any pubs
<%jdp> oic
<%jdp> so i bet the bear didnt like it much :'(
<Fuckhead> or however u spell it
<%TreeHugger> sek-c
<Fuckhead> i think it enjoyed it
<Fuckhead> because it was smiling the whole time
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<power> so are there really no people here who have the Avril Lavigne CD?
<power> dammit
<power> back to the old fashioned way of pirating
<bored> power, you're going to put on an eye patch and sail the seven seas?
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<phatmike> i want hard boiled eggs
<phatmike> why is that?
<Dayv> Your body is craving extra fat and protein.
<Dayv> Obviously, you are preparing for mitosis.
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<dorkmo> Hey what do you do when a cop asks you too walk on the line?
<Technofrek> uh,.... ask which one?
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<curse|sleeeep> i think i'm calling in to work tomorrow
<curse|sleeeep> i'm coughing up things that aren't even mine
<Zomb-mar> next time spit and dont swallow
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<illz> "hypothetical ?: your best friend is seeing somebody. shes not around,
he wants to fuck you and comes on to you. do you fuck him?"
<defz> wait
<defz> are you a guy?
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<+llamaInAbox> i have lint in my eye
<+llamaInAbox> this is not nice
<+ApEtc> Remove it
<+llamaInAbox> the eye?
<+ApEtc> Whichever stops your complaining
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<Synonymet> !google kiss me where i pee or you'll get my wang in your shithole
<sx> 9 results for "kiss+me+where+i+pee+or+you'll+get+my+wang+in+your+shithole"
<maUru> wow
<maUru> nice
<hardlined> haha
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<XZergonaleashIX> shut, up, now i'm hungy]ry
<XZergonaleashIX> thats right, hungy]ry
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HalfShadow> Oh yeah. Ever see something so bad you wanted to go into fetal position?
seventhcrow> spice world
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<Calculus> Ah...a dark room, approximately 25 computers, Debian ISOs for six platforms, and two hundred and four CD-Rs. It's going to be a wiiiild night.
<DamienRoc> Only you would consider that a wild night, Calc.
<Mechalink> Not only Calc.
<Calculus> DR: You'd be *amazed* at what happens if you grind up TDK CD-Rs and sniff them.
<DamienRoc> You get fiberglass in your lungs and lose 10 years to your life?
<Calculus> Well, that too...
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<Josh> i ogtta go to an apointment
<Josh> i cant spell
<Josh> ps its not a spelling appt
<Phil> smart of you to abbreviate it the second time
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<deniro> Happy to hear that the french lost the world cup already!
<deniro> Next time football will pop up into conversation, those french bastards will pretend an urgent pee to go cry in the toilets instead of being arrogant as usual
<bloom> Aren't you french?
<deniro> Well... don't tell anyone ok?
<deniro> I don't want anybody to think I must have some kind of disease to go so often in the toilets for the next 4 years...
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<Louie[laptop]> i read an article
<Louie[laptop]> on a dude that sold 486's
<Louie[laptop]> and passed them off as p2's
<Louie[laptop]> and shit
<err-afk> haha
<Louie[laptop]> and it took a while for people to catch on
<Louie[laptop]> stoopid people
<cheesegoduk> lol how could people not notice that they could only run windows 3.1 on them
THEJRC[work]> naah you can get 98 and 2k to run on a 486
<THEJRC[work]> just runs like christopher reeves
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<underground> someone grabbed my ass today in physics
<Ludvig> that's not too bad either
<Ludvig> unless it was a guy
<underground> ...i go to an all boys school
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<MrP-> i have pillows shipped UPS so when i get them they are already pre pounded and fluffy
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<Squee-G> You're old school? I beta tested the mother fucking abacus!
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<Hitokoei> Last year, I was at my friends and we were playing truth or dare in Boys vs. Girls style, and the girls dared all of us to jack of right there in front of them.
<Hitokoei> And even worse than that, we did it...
<Hitokoei> For $30 each.
<Hitokoei> I got made fun of though...they said I jacked off funny.
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<arfer> sticks and stones may break my bones but life contingencies and statistics are pure shit
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<Sharkey> Bah. Searching for 'harlequin hentai' on google turns up my own page at the top of the list.
<Sharkey> This is happening me increasingly often when I go looking for stuff.
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<[Lemmy]> hey btw where r u?
<Massive_Potato> virginia
<[Lemmy]> aww... after all that bash.org stuff I first read that as 'vagina'
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<RushMore> she couldnt stay away from my animal magnitsm
<RushMore> or is it my immense gravometric field
<issuez> no thats me
<issuez> shes in my time zone
<issuez> im fat
<issuez> it all revolves around me
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<iMike> well so long as your penis is alright
<D1> whats a penis without hands???
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<Z28`> first of all my dad has a pretty large penis
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Axion: u know
Axion: one day
Axion: the FBI's gonna bang down my door thinking im a pedophile
Axion: and then realize im only 16
Axion: lol
Alucard: bwahahaha
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<Fro> i thought you had 24/7 support
<@TEKnoFLVA> yes but that doesn't mean you can use it 24/7
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<TheDarkOfKnight> When I was a seinor in high school we had to make a video and had to have blood packs. The best blood packs are made from condoms.
<TheDarkOfKnight> We had the following on the checkout counter: 1 Box of Trojan Magnum condoms, 2 Bottles of Corn oil, 4 Bottles of red food color, 2 Super 8 video cassettes and 1 Roll of duct tape.
<TheDarkOfKnight> I have never before gotten weirder looks.
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Kraigen: Since the creation of the Internet, the Earth's rotation has been fueled, primarily, by the collective spinning of English teachers in their graves.
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<^shauny^> i have a prob here
<And-1> don't we all ...
<^shauny^> no no really
<And-1> we're all on here ... that's our prob
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* Squizzle is now known as Love
* Scourge punches Love in the face.
* Love avoids Scourge forever.
<Love> (This is called an "allegory".)
<Love> (Which derives from the Greek for "Scourge will never have a date in his life".)
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<Hendrix> Its fun to go out in the cold weather and watch smokers pass out becuse they dont know when they're done exhaling
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<tRonz0r> I'm $4 poorer, 1 bandanna richer and I still don't look like a pirate
<tRonz0r> yarrrrrr, tis a sad day.
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<dabblerblue> i hate pants that are only comfortable when you're standing :(
<nzc> so takem off
<dabblerblue> i can't, i'm about to go out
<dabblerblue> i put them on so i could leave without being arrested
<dabblerblue> i hate that
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-utah.tx.******.org:@#sex- Sico invited Trojan into channel #sex.
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