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<Vehementi> girlfriend-crafted brownies are the best
<BauB_> girlfriend crafted blowjobs are better
<Vvivix> those arnt really crafted though
<Vvivix> its more of a buff
<Vvivix> with a long cast time
<Hyper_Monkey20> Actaully, it's more of a debuff... It leaves you tranced and unable to go into combat.
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* Krazed has quit IRC (Quit: FUCK GAMESNET, FUCK MILON. DONE WITH THIS POOR ASS NETWORK)
* Krazed has joined #dynamite-hosting
<Ohm`laptop> wb
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<Foobar> i had to deliver something to a business downtown that was next door to EMI Music Canada
<Foobar> i was very tempted to walk in the front lobby, scream "I DOWNLOAD MP3S, BITCHES" and run out
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<DoktorSeven> emacs is an okay OS but its text editor sucks.
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<Valqorez> I didn't even get laid
<Valqorez> but there's always tomoromw
<McCormick> won't happend
<McCormick> you"'l have a headache
<Valqorez> Nope - I dont have hangovers
<Daedalus> you're going about it wrong
<Daedalus> YOU getting drunk won't get you laid
<Daedalus> getting the girl drunk will get you laid :)
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(Rjx)[+] #1 cool thing about IRC
(Rjx)[+] no-one knows if you're naked
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<Reipin> I do makeit quite obvious I want nothign to do with them
<Reipin> and I have had quite a few call me an asshole
<Reipin> just cause a guy is gay doesn't mean he can't fight back
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<KB8> im sick of you crazypale
<crazypale> im sick of you to
<KB8> no im sick of you crazypale
<crazypale> no ,im sick of you to
<KB8> you gte on my damn nerves
<crazypale> you make my stomache turn asswipe
<KB8> i gotta go ill pm you later
<crazypale> ok l8r
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<[Piratez]> I think i'm allergic to porn, everytime I look at porn my cock swells.
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<pixadel> Fine, Java MIGHT be a good example of what a programming language should be like. But Java applications are good examples of what applications SHOULDN'T be like.
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<Chernoskill> it's scary when people start measuring time in dowloaded megabytes...
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<tetsu2051> i wish i knew where my keyboard was..
<tetsu2051> oh ya...
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<LPCx> hrm alabama has some IT jobs
<HenryV> heh
<HenryV> you'd need a new suit though
<HenryV> one of them kkk things
<LPCx> to bad i wouldn't fit in my sisters are allready married :|
<HenryV> doh!
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* Arsentia pets his cable modem
* [Toby] fwaps Arsentia. Come to Kansas, the land of tin cups and string.
* PresWRK cuts Arse's modem
* Arsentia cuts Toby's string
*** Quits: [Toby] (...)
<Arsentia> Hey! It actually worked! :)
<[Toby]> Because of you, I had to retie the string.
<[Toby]> Schmuck.
<[Toby]> :)
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<Steempy> Merc: Got any amusing tales of retail stupidity?
<Mercster> hmmm.......this isn't a good email address:
<Mercster> "[email protected]"
<Steempy> Could be a Korean guy called Lu Bek Ing
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<@bort13> I don't have my virginity, but I still have the box it came in
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(zarkonite): im totally addicted to bash.org
(MikeWork): i'm totally addicted to this funny white powder i found tons of in a gym bag jammed behind a stall at the bus-station's bathroom
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<fenriz> my mother found some of my porn the other day
<fenriz> I'm not sure which folder she found, but I can safely assume she only scratched the surface
<fenriz> because she complimented me on my taste
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<DRBS> this is so ghey what happened
<MoDoDynam> I know Bradford, I know.
<DRBS> matts an ayesshole
<MoDoDynam> Well sometimes in a friendship the parties involved have to tear apart and develop a scar tissue in order to strengthen the bond that they never had before. Maybe that's our purpose in life: fighting to eventually gain fulfillment with others.
<DRBS> ...
<DRBS> hold on i have to take a nasty shit.
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tilt: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY TO HAR
jolt: I DONT KNOW I WROTE A POEM BUT I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD USE IT!!!!@! IT GOES " IM GLAD WE DIDNT EAT AT LUBY'S! CAN I PLEASE TOUCH YOU BOOBIES?"
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<parag0n> LOL I JUST HACKED MY SCHOOL
<trigg`> what exploit?
<parag0n> I USED ROOTKIT
<trigg`> um ok but what exploit?? and what OS do they run?
<parag0n> I TOLD U ROOTKIT, AND THATS THE FUNNY PART THEIR SO LAME, THEY RUN WINDOWS98!! LOL!!!
<trigg`> uh ok
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<total_meltdown> Writing to an NTFS filesystem in Linux is like using Windows ME - you /can/ but when it bombs and you lose everything, nobody will feel sorry for you.
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<Wynn> Hey, my face is my fortune.. and that's why I'm broke.
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<jimnathan> fuck fuck fuck... why does bash.org keep posting those roses are red bastardizations?
<jimnathan> newsflash!! theyre not funny
<jimnathan> the only way it could possibly get worse is if someone made a poem like that completely in 1337
<Fraeon> R0535 4R3 R3D, V10l375 4R3 BLU3, 1337 P037RY 5UCK5, BU7 50 D0 Y0U?
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<Dante> i was going to stamp out forum moderation facism
<Agent-Smith> And...?
<Dante> but the god damned Vb sig editor kept fucking up my ASCII swastika >:(
<Agent-Smith> LMAO
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<Jim> The blue man group is a complete ripoff of the smurfs
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* Ashfield is now known as Atropos
<-yptosis> Isn't Atropos that desease were you wang turns gray and falls off?
<Camen> No.
<-yptosis> God damnit, so I didn't need to wash it. That lying motherfucker.
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<+||smallville||> im from philippines
<+||smallville||> nice 2 meet u
<+[El_Diablo]> fuckin israel
<+||smallville||> huh?
<+||smallville||> israel?
<+[El_Diablo]> ye
<+kiwiman> That's Palestine, not the Philippines, dumbfuck.
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<theSpear> I am NOT gonna donate sperm for money. What would I do if, in 18 years, the kid looked me up? I'd have to tell him that he was beer money.
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<Dead_Meat|Linux> is there an alternative to sun java jre now?
<ChrisDKK> sun tea?
<Dead_Meat|Linux> um...
<Dead_Meat|Linux> what's the difference?
<ChrisDKK> one is made with tea leaves the other is made with coffee beans
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<saxxonpike> What a dumbass.
<saxxonpike> some guy asked me for help, and I told him to call for tech support.
<mrmojo> how stupid
<saxxonpike> that's not the best part... he was on dial-up.
<saxxonpike> then he complains to me that there's line noise.
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DinjackPD: there was this once, like three years ago, I forgot this big project I had to turn in when I went to school
DinjackPD: so I called home to my dad (he works out of a home office) and asked him to bring it for me
DinjackPD: so he came to school with it and he came up to me and shook my hand and said "Hi there, I'm David, I'm your personal secretary."
DinjackPD: And I said "Hi there, I'm your son, you signed on for this shit when you didn't wear a condom."
DinjackPD: I thought it was funnier than he did
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<dn> if i cloned myself, changed the y chromosome to an x chromosome, and then had sex with her, would it be masturbation, or incest?
<Dareon> I think itd be illegal in 13 states, is what it would be.
<Fentom> -{dn}- I think it would mean you seriously need a girlfriend
<dn> i get the feeling i just earned a new wb
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<SirCourage> So anyways, I knew at 1:30 am this morning that my english paper would not be finished, so I opened up mirc.exe in notepad, saved it as a .txt, emailed it to my school email and told them that their email server must have ruined my paper. I got an A- :D
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<point> whats the dos command to format?
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<NtG> now if only people would swallow their syringes
<NtG> im sick of stepping on them
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<RichiH> OK, i just iced my pants with canned air
* RichiH thinks he is seriously bored
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<ic0n0> i love the midwest
<NecroMort> ilke gurls with big fat titties.
<ic0n0> what does that have to do with the midwest?
<polar> you have something against titties?
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<CrashCat> I could never place a personal ad. I would live on p0rn and irc before I got that far. oh wait
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<looooly> hello , I have a problem and i need help
<looooly> ?
<voidnull> ok. don't ask your question, though. 'cause we can read your mind.
<looooly> really .so whats my problem <voidnull> ???
<voidnull> I think your problem is you're having difficulties understanding sarcasm.
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<nemovc>i once found the text strings stored in the bios of my old 286. not far from the standard "Keyboard error, press F1 to continue." message was "CPU not found. System halted."
<nemovc>i always wondered how they intended to display that message
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<Blood_Luster> I hope I get a life like that
<Blood_Luster> stealing money... hackin'... boning that chick from friends
<Blood_Luster> good times
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<paul> anyone know what a .ace file is
<moneo> all i know is it beats a .kng
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<+ChiMP> WHATS GAYER THAN ME AND STARTS WITH AN N!!?!?
<@miz> nothing
<@miz> :o
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<Carp_AFK> i planned to dye my hair this weekend
<Carp_AFK> till i was told i was supposed to put vaseline all round my forehead, and wear gloves
<Carp_AFK> and theres no way im going to a shop buying some rubber gloves and a tub of vaseline
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<PuffinFreshWog> i want my case
<PuffinFreshWog> and electric blue uv paint
<PuffinFreshWog> and uv tubing
<PuffinFreshWog> and blue led fan
<PuffinFreshWog> and uv cathode
<PuffinFreshWog> and a penis
<PuffinFreshWog> oops
<PuffinFreshWog> ummm
<PuffinFreshWog> quick, b4 you read !!!
<PuffinFreshWog> type /clear
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<MadHack-> i've developed a bad habit of making a hand motion when i fart
<MadHack-> like i'm pulling a big lever or something
<mrwhite> hahahahhaha
<MadHack-> and i squeeze my face like it takes effort, too
<mrwhite> you'll win the jackpot one day and shit your pants
<MadHack-> and if i'm standing, lift my leg
<MadHack-> farting's really turned into a full-body experience here
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<Uzzie> i'm sueing herbal essences
<Uzzie> i didn't get orgasms
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<beefstain> i wish faggots would stop putting my deoderant on me with their tongues while i slumber
<beefstain> i mean
<beefstain> YARR, MANLY THINGS
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<HORNYFAQR>: im afraid one of the kindergardeners is hitting on me now
<Hades Dragoon>: ...
<HORNYFAQR>: he's giving me winks and eye raises
<HORNYFAQR>: i'm scared
<Hades Dragoon>: he's gonna take you in the night
<Hades Dragoon>: he's following you as we speak
<HORNYFAQR>: well none of them know where i live
<Hades Dragoon>: that's why he's following you
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