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<Kuros> So this guy was selling Final Fantasy 7 on craigslist for $500
<Sniper_Wolf> hahahaha wow
<Kuros> yeah
<Kuros> so i just made another ad there with that dudes number
<Kuros> selling the game for $20
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<MassMedia> It's disturbing how many people in here know what the word bukkake means...
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<JDonne> yeah... i remember when i was a teenager, .268193 years ago
<chikster> ur 18.268194 I assume
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<blur_> i just got a buncha penises flashed at me :(
<blur_> i somehow setup cuseeme to accept all incoming requests
<blur_> and like
<blur_> theres naked men out there apparently
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Sushispook: so we're swapping out all these old pc's with newer ones
Sushispook: and we're stacking them up in piles in the cube next to me
Sushispook: and all the old ones have various notes on them, since some have been pillaged for parts
Sushispook: i go into the cube to talk to the rentatech and see how he's doing, and i lean up against the cube
Sushispook: and i end up walking out with one of those notes stuck to my ass
Sushispook: and just try and guess what that note said
Sushispook: NEEDS HARD DRIVE
Sushispook: right on my ass
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[Rjx] heh, kids need to learn through experience
[Rjx] you can't teach a person, you can only help them teach themselves
[Gauge] So they can gain levels, Rjx?
[Video`] I'm level 75 in life.
[Gauge] "BabyRjx gains a level! BabyRjx is now ToddlerRjx!"
* Rjx is level 34
* Rjx has learned "walk"
[Video`] Level 34 and you -just- learned walk?
[Video`] n00b.
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<Kaymanistic>Jesus Christ. My dog has been licking herself for almost 30 minutes straight!!!
<Rockjunky>God I wish I could do that..would never leave the house
<Whatsupdude>Dude I realize its a dog but dont you think you should ask her first?
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<`Tenshi> ass munch.
<ibutsu> yes, I do on occaision
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* Arielana flashes Anvile
<Anvile> omg i saw e-breasts
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<beaker> > MR IP MASTER : OURS FIREWALLS WERE DETECTING A LOT OF TRYINGS TO
VIOLATE
<beaker> > THE SECURITY OF OURS SYSTEMS FROM THE NEXT IP UNDER YOUR DOMAIN
<beaker> > ADMINISTRATOR
<beaker> >
<beaker> > WE WAIT FOR AN INMEDIATLY SOLUTION
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<tatsumi> I wish I could look up and see the stars.
<Toen> you can, if you go outside
<tatsumi> ...... go where?
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<nosliwc156> So I walk in to the living room, and Patricks watching Hanson on TV...
<nosliwc156> he turns around to me, and says "I would so totally do her"
<nosliwc156> and all I could think to do was turn around, and walk out...
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<konefku> If you have twins, im buying you a shirt that points to your left side that says "I LOVE THIS ONE MORE."
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<Trousers> Man. Comments about sperm always quiet channels. I still don't know why.
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<Taris> also, this I must share. It comes right out of my physics text book
* Ssithl prepares for brainmelt.
<Taris> A hockey puck, mass 0.115kg, moving at 35 m/s, strikes an octopus thrown onto the ice by a fan. The octopus has a mass of 0.265 kg. The puck and octopus slide off together. Find the velocity.
<Taris> yeah, this is one that the authors put in for those students that stay up late trying to do these
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<Ichiro51> LOL I remember picking up this chick at a bar several years ago .. we went back to her place, she asks me if I minded if she "made herself at home" .. I said no, so she took her teeth out and blew me.
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* JimmytheCow looks over at his linux box.
<JimmytheCow> or run 2 pc's
* Wiecker[DAMIT] looks over at his linux box.
<Wiecker[DAMIT]> Hmm..that's strange, never had a linux box there before.
<Wiecker[DAMIT]> Never had a linux box period.
* Wiecker[DAMIT] examines the box.
<Wiecker[DAMIT]> Hmm...looks like a refrigerator.
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<Monkie> I am NEVER getting involed with a girl that has a communications problem again
<Monkie> =|
<matts> she didn't know how to use her cell phone?
<Vern> lol
<notlosman> lol
<notlosman> hahahhaah
<Monkie> actaully
<Monkie> yes
<Monkie> =|
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<Joe> so if somebody said "I did your momma" what would you say?
<Eric> Daddy?
<Joe> okay, you got me there, that was a good one
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<AL9000> I'm gonna make my girlfriend a valentine with the goatse man on it, and it will have a caption that reads "I love you thiiisss much!"
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<Grinderwald> my dick is hard
<moo|cow> always a bowl of wisdom grinder
<Grinderwald> :D
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<Geekzilla> "Ah. I see here you were a Geek Squad Special Agent"
<Geekzilla> "Yes, sir. Three years in the field. I was quite good at my job"
<Geekzilla> "I see. Well, thanks for coming in to interview, unfortunately we have no need for your services"
<Geekzilla> "But... but I thought you said you needed an experienced, talented IT tech?!"
<Geekzilla> "Exactly. Good luck in your job search"
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<monkey216> FUCK! im dead
<wrenchy> why?
<monkey216> Im sitting here hitting my bong and my dad just imed me from korea and was like, I can see you in the webcam
<monkey216> I forgot I had the damned camera turned on
<wrenchy> LMAO see you next year dumbass
<monkey216> fuck.....
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<faR_away-> my dad dont know how to use a cordless phone
<faR_away-> i hand him the fone saying its for you
<faR_away-> so it presses 'talk' because he thought it was off
<faR_away-> and im like.. why would I give u a phone saying its for you and it being off
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barry: 41 pix til my cam rolls over
barry: woo
Eoghann: how many til it plays dead?
Zaren: </rimshot>
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<yesyouam> marijuana and unix permissions don't mix
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<Kazeuri> I feel like such a nerd
<Chris> Why?
<Kazeuri> I went to go call my girlfriend, and when I was thinking of the first numbers to dial, instead of 535, "HTTP" came to my head
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<MSminion> /msg $*.net a/s/l
<MSminion> Let's see how many death threats I can get.
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<cHEMx> anyone got any clue where to find kids games?
<Zoogle> seducing the wee lil' ones again, eh cHEMx?
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<RonaldJ> dood
<RonaldJ> we should start a site
<RonaldJ> like Am I Hot
<RonaldJ> and
<RonaldJ> Like My Nude Pic?
<RonaldJ> but call it
<RonaldJ> How Do I Look In This Shirt?
<RonaldJ> .com
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<jre> One time I went into a stupid donut shop to take a pee-pee. They had a sign that said: PLEASE "FLUSH TOILET" BEFORE LEAVING. Flush toilet was in parentheses. So I assumed it was code for something
<jre> So I "pissed in the sink"
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<Derian> This is going to be an interesting mix of PHP and jabascript......
<Derian> javascript
<Derian> only a little jabascript.....
<Ngaru> haha
<Ngaru> that's like, fat alien script.
<Derian> haha yah
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<MXV> can't really tell when wife is PMSing and when she is just naturally psycho
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<videogamenerd> a real hacker not a "$kr!p7!3"
<kt> videogamenerd: your geek is showing
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<sh-> integration is shit
<sh-> math style, not rosa parks style
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* Arathia serepticously kicks Aytin in the shin
<Arathia> (horribly mispelled)
<Aytin> no, shin is right
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<EFX>I hate it when the cats stare at me when I go into the livingroom to jackoff to pornos :(
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<embrace> Hi
<embrace> How do i download guys?
<Frogworm> wouldn't you rather download girls instead?
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[@ToastyX] I almost typed cd / to try to leave a channel
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<Methical> i need to get a 100 gig HD just for samples, then another 100 gig so that i cna back up everything
<Entomorph> methical, I'll give you something that's 100 gig
<thePoizon> hehe
<thePoizon> ento swingin with ol' lazy thunder again
<Entomorph> 'ol lazy thunder?
<Entomorph> more like milimeter peter
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<Azrel> that was a pain in the ass
<AnalBoy24m> I know the feeling.
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--- Bigchris[porn] is now known as Bigchris
<Bigchris> damn i hate this weather
<Bigchris> cant get it up
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<DigDug> looks like microsoft is extending http
<DigDug> HTTP 403.9 - Access Forbidden: Too many users are connected
<DigDug> Internet Information Services
<OxOO> that must be visual http++
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<vellox> goto Google, type in "French military victories" and click I'm Feeling Lucky
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digicow: I'm gonna train my children to say sudo instead of please
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<Rav3n> if eminem had a 15 year old sister, she would look like this http://www.msnusers.com/mypicture?user=4263~4AAABAAAACQvSEQB3m0gg5W641xHxiPqX7DnL4o6NOPKV6XsTAf7Hmxg$$~4AAACAAAAEVyAFyBKsl7uXPmYHd1ECNoIXtgGXx*RzqyY$
<kluster> that's the weirdest ascii art i saw in ages
<kluster> oh, it is a link. nm
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<PetrDoubt> Wow, that's elite. Customer's DSL is down, so he sends a partial
traceroute. The middle of the traceroute. Not the beginning. Not the part
where it stops. The middle.
<PetrDoubt> "My DSL is down. Here's some hops in alternet."
<PetrDoubt> Thanks, dude.
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<Sam> Coding in C is like sending a 3 year old to do groceries. You gotta tell them exactly what you want or you'll end up with a cupboard full of pop tarts and pancake mix.
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<sit`> one of my female coworkers remarked about how i was cutting up my apple with great care so i said "you have to treat it like a woman, cut it in thin slices"
<sit`> didn't go over to well for some reason
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<Jim> The blue man group is a complete ripoff of the smurfs
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