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<Leb> I'VE BLOODY WELL FORGOTTEN WHAT I HAD INTENDED TO DO
<Leb> though i have a sneaking suspicion that it involves an immense iron penis |
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Quote: 10811; Rating: 685; [+|-]
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<MadMax> I'm going to buy myself another 6 80GB Seagate Barracuda IV's :D
<MadMax> That way, I can set up a 1/2 Terrabyte array
<MadMax> Wouldn't that be incredibly cool?!
* Altariel looks at MadMax and shakes her head
<Altariel> thats a penis thing, isnt it. |
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Quote: 10815; Rating: 253; [+|-]
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Topic is 'Your mom has sex with sharks.' *** <Drewtig> oh SHIT, that's fucked up =D * Drewtig 's mom read that, and said: "Yeah, but he was more like a weasel that thought he was a shark." |
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Quote: 10820; Rating: 270; [+|-]
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<mdgslve> Zeek the only good thing about sheep is if you get em close enough to a cliff they push back really hard :) |
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Quote: 10822; Rating: 195; [+|-]
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<deniro> Happy to hear that the french lost the world cup already!
<deniro> Next time football will pop up into conversation, those french bastards will pretend an urgent pee to go cry in the toilets instead of being arrogant as usual
<bloom> Aren't you french?
<deniro> Well... don't tell anyone ok?
<deniro> I don't want anybody to think I must have some kind of disease to go so often in the toilets for the next 4 years... |
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Quote: 10824; Rating: 175; [+|-]
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<Hellwarrior> I bet I can suck my own dick
<Hellwarrior> one sec |
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Quote: 10828; Rating: 248; [+|-]
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<MeTh|pizzza> ack! i think some1 is tryin 2 break into my house! i just saw a kladder go by the window...
<ddrfreak> really?
<MeTh|pizzza> in other chan...
<ddrfreak> somoene is trying to break into your house in the other channel? |
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Quote: 10829; Rating: 35; [+|-]
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<BLAiR`o_o> does anyone know how i can make it so that my keyboard permenently holds down p? |
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Quote: 10834; Rating: 236; [+|-]
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<Pikapi> but microsoft doesn't sell windows for macintosh? |
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<Keeper> ooooh, another dead mouse
<Keeper> I think it was a radioactive mouse too, cos as soon as the mousetrap snapped, the TV reception died for a second
<Deke> keeper has mice?
<Keeper> not anymore :P |
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<Aegis> Dude this chick said she wouldn't give me head because she doesn't do that
<Vyse> They still make those? |
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Quote: 10844; Rating: 189; [+|-]
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<Don Ravioli> you hear about [M]?
<Xav> you mean about how it's full of rampant homosexuals?
<Xav> yeah i heard, bad news man.
<Don Ravioli> haha
<Don Ravioli> why bad news? |
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Quote: 10846; Rating: 809; [+|-]
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<Saccy> My password is alpha numeric.
<Strife> Well mine's a mixture of numbers AND letters. |
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Quote: 10848; Rating: 256; [+|-]
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<Art`> Howabout you hold your racquet like your cock?
<Saccy> You mean double-handed? |
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Quote: 10852; Rating: 147; [+|-]
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<yuu_> Am I lagged?
<el_wado> hard to tell, maybe you're just slow
<yuu_> feh
<el_wado> try responding to this: are you gay?
<yuu_> are you not funny?
<yuu_> how about just pinging me.. that would be simple
<el_wado> hmmm your delay could be interpreted as lag or underlying homosexual tendencies
-> [yuu_] PING
[yuu_ PING reply]: 1sec
<el_wado> 1 second - I suggest blatent homosexual |
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Quote: 10853; Rating: 839; [+|-]
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<_orion> I love escelators, they can never break, only temporarially turn into stairs |
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Quote: 10859; Rating: 158; [+|-]
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<BigTongue> man, look at this slut on the price is right... bob barker is having a viagra attack |
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Quote: 10860; Rating: 925; [+|-]
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<rds|squall> im italian plz help me |
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Quote: 10862; Rating: 369; [+|-]
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<Danelope> This contract doesn't involve sodomy, does it?
<harb> actually
<harb> damnit |
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Quote: 10868; Rating: 127; [+|-]
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<SimonB> .se servers have been quite stable lately
<luna_s> ok so swedish servers are the best ok ok ok
<SimonB> I like webgiro
<luna_s> demons fine most of the time
<luna_s> until a pissed up engineer spills his can on a router
<SimonB> :D
<SimonB> until? its more of a rule than an exception |
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Quote: 10869; Rating: 633; [+|-]
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<Stuckie> I had to sit through the Sound of Music for TWO FRIGGIN weeks.. bloody school shows... probably why I've cracked... lol
<Stuckie> The hiiiiiills are aliiiiiive with the sound of **BANG!!** DIE YOU BASTARDS!!! **BANG!!** |
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Quote: 10877; Rating: 315; [+|-]
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<Vod> that sentence is even more screwed up than even mine usual are |
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ZangTT> the earth IS flat. it just stuffs its bra. |
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Quote: 10880; Rating: 288; [+|-]
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<jorm> if you have to ally yourself with a subculture that likes bad music and shitty drugs, you might as well go with the one where you're more likely to get laid. |
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Quote: 10881; Rating: 296; [+|-]
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<jorm> it will be my favorite thing until i remember that i have a penis. |
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Quote: 10882; Rating: 181; [+|-]
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<jorm> i want to get laid. look out, world. |
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Quote: 10883; Rating: 266; [+|-]
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<jorm> fuck freedom. freedom is for weenies.
<jorm> COOL people want to be oppressed. |
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Quote: 10889; Rating: 121; [+|-]
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<nwinter> well, there are solutions to getting rid of nads, eric.
<nwinter> i have a fork and a rusty corkscrew. let's do it. |
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Quote: 10890; Rating: 601; [+|-]
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<gldnmean> I always thought "The sound of one hand clapping" would be good zen masturbation slang |
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<Random> "You're so sweet, and intelligent. What's your name?" "Jeremy." "Isn't that male?" "Yes." "AAAAH STAB STAB STAB STAB NEVER STOP STABBING I HATE YOU KILL YOU KILL MOMMY KILL KILL." <--- Online lesbians are fun. |
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<octal> i think meeting lots of cute/etc. girls is easier if you're deaf and thus can tolerate raves. |
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<Starscream> uh
<Starscream> i just accidentally told my credit card company i was smoking crack
<Starscream> shit. |
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Quote: 10899; Rating: 110; [+|-]
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<StrScream> there is definitely not NEARLY enough dick being licked. |
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<StrScream> my pants are back up, after almost no downtime in the last 2 years. |
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<Helly> My sister is Jewish by injection, dammit!u00a0 I mean...uhhh |
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<StrScream> jeremy: as long as you're going postal, can you find out why I haven't gotten any mail for 3 days? |
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<LabMonkey> ok riddle me this
<LabMonkey> I open the pack of cigarettes
<LabMonkey> pull out one
<LabMonkey> pick up my lighter
<LabMonkey> put the cigarette back in the pack
<LabMonkey> then try to light my nose...
<LabMonkey> What the fuck, over. |
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Quote: 10911; Rating: 141; [+|-]
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<Xaotika> if i ever start a band, remind me to call it MY ASS.
<Xaotika> then you could all come watch MY ASS if we ever perform on stage.
<Xaotika> MY ASS will rock your world. i'm sure. |
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<Random> Yes. Your testicles, if not stopped, will slaughter the hapless opposition. |
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<Random> Actually, I'm not the devil. I'm an interested third-party broker. Unfortunately, not being the devil, I can't change the size of your ass. |
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Quote: 10914; Rating: 771; [+|-]
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<Random> "Mosh pit. Well-concealed tazer. Hours of endless entertainment." |
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Quote: 10915; Rating: 556; [+|-]
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<McEi8th> God damn it
<McEi8th> I walked in on my mom last night sucking off my dad and I saw his dong
<McEi8th> It was pretty sick
<Pozzi> Dude that wasn't your dad...
* Pozzi runs |
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Quote: 10916; Rating: 298; [+|-]
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<Random> Lesbionic? What's that? The six-million-dollar gay woman? |
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Quote: 10918; Rating: 318; [+|-]
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<Iluvatar> 217.136.168.137
<The_Cat> ?
<Iluvatar> guess who's address that is
<The_Cat> HOW DID YOU GET MY IP ????
* The_Cat kicks his useless firewall |
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Karl: do you think a lot of dust on a video card could make the display a bit
blurry? |
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<Knorki666> is solaris fully linux compilant ? or unix maybe ? |
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Quote: 10925; Rating: 414; [+|-]
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<meiscoole:#pc> my ethernet card isn't lighting up and displaying physical
connection.u00a0 Any one have any idea why?
<munky:#pc> broke ethernet cable
<meiscoole:#pc> what is an ethernet cable? |
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Quote: 10926; Rating: 222; [+|-]
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<Macca_> hi all
<Macca_>u00a0 can anyone help me with uninstalling WindowsME, it hasn't been as
easy as i thought it might be |
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<Methical> i need to get a 100 gig HD just for samples, then another 100 gig so that i cna back up everything
<Entomorph> methical, I'll give you something that's 100 gig
<thePoizon> hehe
<thePoizon> ento swingin with ol' lazy thunder again
<Entomorph> 'ol lazy thunder?
<Entomorph> more like milimeter peter |
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<rubio_> i'd be afraid of my penis shrinking
<rubio_> to the point it looks like a clit
<rubio_> the humidity here already fuxors with it!
<SEoD> hehe good excuse
<rubio_> hahahahah
<rubio_> its embarassing when a stripper grabs it and stifles a laugh
<rubio_> then pats you sympathetically on the shoulder
<SEoD> hehe and puts money in your pocket
<rubio_> hahahahah
<SEoD> "go see a doctor" |
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