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* Shi-chan beats Tino down
<Shi-chan> DIE
<Tino> haha
* Shi-chan takes out a spoonn
<Shi-chan> DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS
<ilifin> there is no spoon
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<Cosmic_Bard> King-Bob: You're about as articulate as Johnny cochrane, born an epilleptic claustrophic retard, in a small room with a strobe light.
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<RageATM> im allergic to porn it makes my dick swell
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<Mormi> Fucked my girlfriend up the ass last night...
<Sp[A]rK> no shit...
<Mormi> Well... some..
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<matts> I was on vacation and I saw this casino advertisement on the highway: "LOOSEST $1 SLOTS" and they had a picture of a woman on it and then I realized that this casino ad could be taken the wrong way :P
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<DragonOnna> Roninjoey, Uses of an AOL disk, #68. Earmuffs (glue some fur on one side, then attach a U-shaped piece of bent coathanger to both disks).
<Zibro> DragonOnna, Uses for a shitty script, #58. NOTHING. (ie: no use, so don't use it because it's fucking stupid)
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<a_passerby> I want a :D drive instead of a D: drive
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*** wolex has joined #lockergnome
|wolex| hi
|wolex| Anyone active at this time?
* nobody is
|wolex| thanks
|wolex| but I need some help
* nobody can help you
|wolex| thanks again
* nobody wants to help you
|wolex| have a great day then
|wolex| oh thats better
|wolex| and why is that
|wolex| oh. nobody is a name!!!
|nobody| hahaha
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<duckman> do you say gash?
<A|exander> not in polite company
<IonSurge> haha
<IonSurge> who here is polite company?
<A|exander> oops typo
<A|exander> meant police custody
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<g5r3> can anybody hack me with my whois?
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<Kiz`> a semi decent looking girl can get laid whenever she wants
<Kiz`> just go up to a guy
<Kiz`> "sex?"
<Kiz`> a guy can't do such things
<Yuffie> Maybe you haven't gone up to the right guy?
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<eV`Zenoge> Isn't herpies food?
<eV`Zenoge> like chocolate
<eV`Zenoge> wait a minute
<eV`Zenoge> thats hershes
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<Eye_Candy> you're lucky I retain video game knowledge like Oprah retains water
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<X> any windows machine i have is behind my FreeBSD router.
<X> and that's tighter than a cows ass at fly time
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<Zero> I had a totally hot chemistry teacher once. She used to always say "Uh huh." and show her ass. Win XP is like that.
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<Vic> You there X?
<X> no
<X> fuck
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<X> come cover the desk so i can pizza, darrell :)
<Zero> I need to wait for the landlord's dwarves to arrive and forge a new thermostat
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*** [ED]znapz` ([email protected]) has joined #dead-presidents
<[ED]znapz`> but..
<[ED]znapz`> I want @
<[ED]znapz`> suck cock
*** [ED]znapz` ([email protected]) has left #dead-presidents
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<kinijima> why do they keep programming labs so fucking cold?
<aalti> so the computers don't get over heated?
<kinijima> so what the fuck did the people do back when there was no air conditioning?
<aalti> you're a fucking idiot.
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Quote: 10116; Rating: 790; [+|-]
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Greg um...: west is that way.. --->
juggalett_chick: no thats north here
Greg um...: not my fault your monitor is facing the wrong way...
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<Guilty> I had lilo and stitch all along
<Mass> you have it ?
<Guilty> I just didnt realize its 1 fucking CD
<Mass> ohh dood send
<var> ill pretend both of you didnt just say that
<var> and we can still be friends
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Quote: 10128; Rating: 150; [+|-]
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<hh> have u ever fucked nickelodean gak?
<hh> i have
<hh> its awesome
<hh> i call it masturbation goo
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Quote: 10131; Rating: 284; [+|-]
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<!5_DeR> you didnt just read what one guy on a forum said and accepted it as truth
<NoDamage> yes i have
<NoDamage> i find the internet to be pretty reliable
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Quote: 10135; Rating: 795; [+|-]
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<Starchild> !define PCMCIA
<CCU-Bot> DEFINING... ONE MOMENT, PLEASE
<CCU-Bot> 2 entries found for PCMCIA.
<CCU-Bot> Entry 1/2:
<CCU-Bot> PCMCIA
<CCU-Bot> <body, standard> Personal Computer Memory Card International
<CCU-Bot> Association. (Or People Can't Memorise Computer Industry
<CCU-Bot> Acronyms).
<CCU-Bot> DONE - PCMCIA (Entry 1/2)
<Starchild> hey, fuck you
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Quote: 10141; Rating: 37; [+|-]
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<Mr_CAD> let's try a different encoding..
<Mr_CAD> hehe ANSI
<Mr_CAD> !translate en_zh test
<CCU-Bot> TRANSLATING... ONE MOMENT, PLEASE
<CCU-Bot> BABEL FISH The Web is full of suprises. Questions? Check out our FAQs.
<Mr_CAD> lol
<Mr_CAD> well, obviously it doesn't take ANSI :)
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Quote: 10145; Rating: 16; [+|-]
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<luczzid> kinda funny that the corporate facist assholes at disney are using commy
software like linux. fucking assholes
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Quote: 10158; Rating: 467; [+|-]
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<vegetaandnappa> nothing, just pissed at my GAY mouse
<shqua> Your mouth has a sexual preference?
<shqua> Err...
<shqua> Mouse.
shqua ([email protected]) is now known as DrFreud
<DrFreud> Oh, my...
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Quote: 10159; Rating: 172; [+|-]
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<etc> so tempting to release a product called 'nicotine' and wait for the patches.
<etc> then i would have a reason to only apply one patch a day. otherwise, i'm going against medical advise.
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<Gygaxis> hitler: NO FAIR!!! ENGLANDS WALLHACKING!!!!1
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BeHeMoTh101 : dude, this one time in school i was looking at this advertisement to a christian club
BeHeMoTh101 : and on the poster it said "who carries your load? jesus does."
BeHeMoTh101 : and i was like, wtf it's the scrotum
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Quote: 10171; Rating: 673; [+|-]
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DeusXMac: sex?
themole: unzip;strip;touch;grep;grep;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;fsck;fsck;fsck;umount;sleep (Core dumped) general protection fault... core dumped.
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Quote: 10185; Rating: 479; [+|-]
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<Mike_McCormick> how do you change your name? i tried /nick Mike but it won't work
<Mike> that's because I have that one dingleberry
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Quote: 10186; Rating: 245; [+|-]
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]-eX-[Mad^AfK is [email protected] * nfwuor
[]-eX-[Mad^AfK VERSION reply]: mIRC32 v6.0 + dEfCoN oNe v0.74.65 by Ecronika
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Quote: 10197; Rating: 530; [+|-]
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<Trendarth> wb
<Yamatto> ta
<Trendarth> np
<@antix> why does everyone talk in two letters these days...
<Trendarth> dk
<Trendarth> because our society promotes slothenly behaviour
<@antix> ok
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Quote: 10199; Rating: 213; [+|-]
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*** Vor sets mode: -b *!*f@*.ipt.aol.com
*** Vor (disposable@=Uun814-ye4.cvx1-a.lei.dial.ntli.net) Quit (nexus.ca.us.webchat.org sauron.ca.us.webchat.org)
<Yates> thats what you get for unbanning aol.
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<DIguana> Canada: Home of the largest French population never to surrender to Germany.
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<Mr_Grinch> i just burned my nose hair
<Mr_Grinch> by trying to smell the flame of my lighter
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<lo-d0gg> man.. these quotes are funny as!
<Ho-Train> what server/channel are you on?
<lo-d0gg> uhm, no channels.. www.geekissues.org
<Ho-Train> dammit! i can't connect..
<Ho-Train> [12:03:15am] *** Connecting to geekissues.org (6667)
<Ho-Train> [12:03:24am] *** Connection attempt timed out
<Ho-Train> [12:03:27am] *** Connect retry #1 geekissues.org (6667)
<Ho-Train> [12:03:36am] *** Connection attempt timed out
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Quote: 10213; Rating: 1041; [+|-]
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<Blaxthos> any fat bitches with inner beauty wanna chat ?
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<NK|Snipe>_____/\_____\o/_____
<NK|Snipe>^Shark Attack :)
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<luminosity> No wait... I can do better than that. they should develop a
neural connection so I can sit here and not even have to move.
<martinb> sure. Can it write this requirements spec I'm working on, too?
<luminosity> Why the hell not?
<luminosity> While it's at it it can do my homework so I can concentrate on
fun stuff.
<martinb> so get working on it!
<martinb> no, wait, recusion
<martinb> damn
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Quote: 10226; Rating: 574; [+|-]
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<True_Blue> You ever buy ribbed condoms?
<True_Blue> I always turn them inside out, I'm selfish
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Quote: 10229; Rating: 12; [+|-]
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<bin\girl> im evolved from elephants
<Pioenz> i can see that :-)
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<etch:#unix> i don't like unix or any of you either
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..2(.SilentSniper.)..: I took my ps2 to florida, and the airport security bomb checker dude wouldnt stop asking me questions... "Did you get it when it was $200 or $300? Should I get an XBox or a PS2? I heard that a Ps3 is coming out? What is the best game?"
..14(.OuT-4-BlooD.)..: haha
..02(.SilentSniper.)..: SHUT UP AND LOOK FOR DANGEROUS EXPLOSIVES AND QUESTIONABLE FOREIGNERS.
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<mindran> ok i'm going to be fired
<mindran> i made some thing generate random passwords for this app i just made
<mindran> and sent it out
<mindran> and some of them are horrible :(
<mindran> i dont want to be the person who's password is now "hard14long"
<mindran> or "like10come"
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Quote: 10262; Rating: 517; [+|-]
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<MoonFog> Accept my send!!
<spark-> are you behind a firewall?
<MoonFog> Yes. but i can send
<spark-> Please consult your network administrator
<MoonFog> I am, and i know it works
<spark-> Please insult your network administrator
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<lungfish> your job like involved relocation AND gay sex
<Rottencrotch> wuts ur point
<LuftWaffle-away> he didnt want to relocate
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<eller> my kids will be breast fed by Cat5
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<Jesse> hello, I am Jesse, male, 28 years old, caucasian, and am looking for friends to chat with. I hope to see you online
<Amanda`> I HOPE TO SEE YOU FACE-DOWN IN A QUAGMIRE WITH A NINE IRON LODGED BETWEEN YOUR SHOULDER BLADES
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