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-(+MinioN5000)- k
-(+MinioN5000)- installing
-(+MinioN5000)- oh shit
-(+MinioN5000)- illegal operation
-(+MinioN5000)- wtf
* @Cuthbert calls the police |
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Quote: 10937; Rating: 503; [+|-]
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*** IlhMansiz sets mode: +o goTurkey
*** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo ccg-afk da-away Drugh|
*** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo IlhMansiz RavenL0v3 v\zzz
*** goTurkey sets mode: +b *!*@undernet.org
*** goTurkey was kicked by X (### MASSDEOPPRO TRIGGERED! ###)
<v\zzz> IlhMansiz
<v\zzz> if you op anyone here again you will be on perm ban
<v\zzz> nuff said
later in a prv window :
<IlhMansiz> sorry
<IlhMansiz> who is nuff? |
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Quote: 10940; Rating: 202; [+|-]
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<Jess> can anyone even see what I am writing?
<GoddessAmadeo|TheImpaler> no ...
<Jess> OK
<Mike> no jess, you gotta do it different
<Jess> how can I then
<Jess> ? |
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<Drezdar> I am a white, supple 21 year old male from New York City.u00a0 I enjoy the big life...when I leave my house.u00a0 I enjoy computer games, PS2 games, Xbox games, Dreamcast games, SNES games, N64 games, GBA games, Genesis games, Amiga 500 games, C64 games, Atari 800XL games, and porn.u00a0 I am very good at masturbation so I think I would be very good in bed.u00a0 If you would like to meet me, email me or cyber me on AIM. |
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Quote: 10942; Rating: 725; [+|-]
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<Sparky^> fucking perverts on Direcct Connect
<Sparky^> downloading all my porn |
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Quote: 10943; Rating: 328; [+|-]
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barry: 41 pix til my cam rolls over
barry: woo
Eoghann: how many til it plays dead?
Zaren: </rimshot> |
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Quote: 10945; Rating: 236; [+|-]
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<@Ded|> filled another glass of wine while I was at it
<@Ded|> oh damn someone else just pulled up w00t party on
<@oak> its me
<@oak> i'm there to slap you for drinking boxed wine |
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Quote: 10946; Rating: 280; [+|-]
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* wrostek [[email protected]] has joined #root
<wrostek> can anyone tell me if its possible to get windows ME to boot to the command prompt and not load windows?
<Varak> ask in #windows
<wrostek> They dont know
<Varak> big suprise
<Varak> go ask in #cisco, they are really helpful with windows questions too
<wrostek> ok thanks |
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<@Drezdar> This summer I'm gonna buy a DDR pad.u00a0 I figure I can kill three birds with one stone by doing this:u00a0 1) play a game, 2) exercise, 3) swear off heterosexuality for good. |
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Quote: 10948; Rating: 106; [+|-]
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<@Twitch`> i wish there was a special room in our building where guys could go and jerk off on their coffee breaks
<@Twitch`> that'd be a fuckin stress buster if there ever was one
<@Path> hahahah |
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Quote: 10949; Rating: 245; [+|-]
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<@Twitch`> i should get "caution: filling is hot" tatooed on my ass
<@Twitch`> i'd be just like a mcdonalds pie |
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<Drezdar> I yelled at my mom the other day for opening my shades while I wasn't home.u00a0 I told her "I don't allow sunlight to enter my room."u00a0 She looked at me funny and then walked away. |
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Quote: 10951; Rating: 60; [+|-]
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<oak> i extracted like 80 .bin/cues before my trip
<oak> and have no fucking clue what they are now lol
<Path> IDIOT
<Path> mass bin/cue extracting before trip = no |
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<hoche> you know, qdb mostly reminds me that none of us are as witty as oscar wilde |
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<Kateryne> brb
<Kateryne> back
<Malcavious> front
<Kateryne> side
<Malcavious> middle
<Malcavious> other side =P
<Zarakinthish> bottom
<Zarakinthish> top
<Malcavious> no i wanna be on top
<Zarakinthish> Of who exactly?
<Kateryne> ....dude....
<Kateryne> ew. |
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(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard. |
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<Flash> you can start it by typing alt+F4
<Digimon> wot does that do
<FanBoy> and a little window will pop up
<FanBoy> its a secret
*** Digimon has quit
<FanBoy> it is an IQ test |
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Quote: 10965; Rating: 36; [+|-]
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<Wilson99> omg thats so phat !! i never knew saw that
<T1Jr> yeah it is pretty overweight. |
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Quote: 10968; Rating: 607; [+|-]
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<Gamblor> are you trying to play NES games on an SNES emulator?
<Gamblor> or perhaps on notepad.exe?
<RomminAvatar> listen gamblor. SHUT UP!
<RomminAvatar> YOU AREN'T HELPFUL!
<RomminAvatar> AH FUXOR! I WAS USING A SNES!! WORD OF THIS DOES NOT GET OUT! |
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Quote: 10972; Rating: 331; [+|-]
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Lara: I wonder if something scary will happen if I rotate my Everglide 180 degrees
*** Joins: Twitch ([email protected])
Lara: |\O_o/|
* Lara rotates it back |
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<GreyPawn> My friend Dan once woke up screaming because his nuts got twisted around each other. |
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<Dryzzid{Nap}> So I wonder...do people in France, England, etc. measure their penises in the metric system?
<perianwyr> LET'S LOOK UP SOME UK GAY PORN AND FIND OUT |
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Quote: 10979; Rating: 229; [+|-]
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<Dryzzid{SAS}> OOOOOW
<Dryzzid{SAS}> I just sat on my nuts :(
* Jaedra stares at Dryzz
<Jaedra> dude...
<Dryzzid{SAS}> What? I sat down the wrong way..
<Dryzzid{SAS}> I crushed one :( |
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Quote: 10983; Rating: 207; [+|-]
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<outlaws> that's so gay
<joyrekz> speaking of gay
<joyrekz> i watched the gay pride parade on tv just to see some lesbians, is that wrong of me?
<outlaws> nope |
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<Seros> Did you get my hat back?
<Spleen> what kinda question is that?
<Seros> An easy one? |
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<TheFoo> I can have so much fun before he can even shoot at me. |
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<Vang> No matter how dead one is, it's still demoralizing to see one's crotch get hurled explosively across a warehouse. |
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<Peter> Scooby-doo. Reason enough to *never* get your pets high, especially on weed. |
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<Hiryuu> When you pull the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend. |
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<Aiee> That statement is either so deep it would take a lifetime to fully comprehend every particle of its meaning, or it is a load of absolute tosh. Which is it, I wonder? |
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<Journey> I get, from the reactions of the world to our policies, that it doesn't matter what the hell we do--we're always the bad guy. So fuck everybody else.
<RedFox> You've been a chanop before, haven't you? |
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<blue-elf> IRC Weather: Partly laggy with an 80% chance of netsplits.Expect some afternoon smurf attacks coupled with windbags from the east. |
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<Mae|str0m> fuckensonofabitchdamnitalltohellfuckmedeadbastardofaprick.
<Mae|str0m> I just dropped a weight on my foot.
<Mae|str0m> FUCK.
<Mae|str0m> they should make those things lighter. |
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<PreZ> u'd think I'd dream about britney spears, or christina ricci, or something
<PreZ> but nooooo
<PreZ> I dream I'm on IRC in #aussies
<PreZ> *sigh*
<goombah> wake up prez.. your having a hard disk crash |
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Quote: 11028; Rating: 509; [+|-]
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<evn|z> Anyone who feels like sending me GTA3?
<Zappha> no
<dkcp> You can download it from www.iamaretard.com/GTA3
<evn|z> Thx...
<evn|z> ...
<evn|z> asshole |
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Quote: 11032; Rating: 239; [+|-]
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<jablowme> why do some people associate nerds with small cocks?
<Jonny-TD> so girls wont like nerds.....duh
<jablowme> those fucking fags. |
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Quote: 11033; Rating: 699; [+|-]
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<Rammie> how do I change my quit message
<EileenB> type /quit message
*** Rammie has quit IRC (message)
<EileenB> :D |
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Quote: 11036; Rating: 620; [+|-]
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<Swamp|haircut> omg @ big breasted hairdressers
*** Swamp|haircut is now known as Swamp
<Swamp> whenever she leaned over it looked like i was wearing a mickey mouse hat |
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<@AniDean> THIS FREAK NAMED NICKSERV KEEPS ASKING ME FOR MY PASSWORD
<+darkmind> Report him :x
<+darkmind> Or try to flood him off |
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(@MpTaNk) today, somthing on TV was going in slow motion, and my first reaction was "Damnit, the tv is lagging" |
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<Zuwadza> "When all you've got is a penis, everything looks like an anus." - Japanese proverb |
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<L33t_Hax0r[no_job]> hey, i (illegdibly) wrote a pretty damn good essay in class today, with no grammarical/spelling errors to be seen
<Mr_X> CHOKE ON YOUR LIES
<L33t_Hax0r[no_job]> Mr_X : when i type i fucking spell and wahtever all fucking bad cuz i dont give a fuck'
<Mr_X> ... |
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Quote: 11061; Rating: 134; [+|-]
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<Fustard> i dont understand this commercial
<Fustard> "SOBE YOURSELF"
<Fustard> WHY WONT THE GOD DAMN DOOR OPEN
<orion> because that guy was in sandlot
<orion> and his career sucks so much even cold storage doors won't open for him |
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InVerSeX: I scanned my penis in a flatbed scanner once.
The Spunn: did it hurt?
InVerSeX: No, I didn't close the lid.
InVerSeX: It was only a 14" scanner.
The Spunn: Ah, so you couldn't scan the whole thing.
InVerSeX: Exactly.
The Spunn: I had to fold mine in half to fit it all on the 14" scanner, that's the part that hurt the most.
InVerSeX: Well, I scanned mine limp and then used photoshop to get a stiffy. |
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<CrazyLich> GET IN MAH PANTS
<_Mantis_> ok
<_Mantis_> but get out of my parking spot
<_Mantis_> I dont care if its "your corner" |
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<Zarzig> If i had a cup of liquid nitrogen right now, i would drink it.
<Zarzig> Granted my stomach would solidify and i would die in a matter of seconds...
<Zarzig> but at least my underwear woulden't be so sweaty... |
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Quote: 11073; Rating: 610; [+|-]
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<SpunOne> To The Taliban:
<SpunOne> Give US Osama Bin Laden or we'll send your women to college.
<nersh> To the US:
<nersh> Leave us alone or we, the Taliban authorities would not hesitate to cut off America's supply of convenience store managers. |
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<Wi|d-Ride> I'm madder than a 3 legged dog trying to hide a turd on a frozen pond. |
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<SporkPrez>u00a0 largo, whats it like being net-famous?
<asr> whats net-famous?
<largo[mt]> net-famous is when you get the all drawbacks of having computer geek fans who know about you, without any of the benefits.
<asr> like groupies?
<largo[mt]> no, you get those, but the rank smell takes awhile to get used to.
<SporkPrez> like when you mix bleach and ammonia?
<largo[mt]> I wish it were that pleasant. |
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<MissTika> how have you been?
<Sage> Good, good. And you?
<MissTika> oksy I guess, had a falling out with two of my " best" friends but other then that heh
<Ne0_Rat> Tika has been arguing with her boobs again. |
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