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<boyd> mmm, he said he's now a linux whore as well as an amd one
<saba> rofl
<saba> what a slutty combo. an OS for people who dont use deoderant with a CPU for people who can't afford deoderant
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<AffenJunge> I don't want to dominate women.. I just wish they'd be more eager to dominate me
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[54]Drekknni: I've noticed that Mario Sunshine makes me feel pretty violent. More so than GTA3 or other "violent", "adult" games, anyway. I can't stand more than 20 minutes or so of it without getting pissed off and throwing the controller.
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<@Amitlu> errr
<@Amitlu> i mean do
<SpeedyPhoenix> do who?
<SpeedyPhoenix> >.>
<@Amitlu> -_-
* @Amitlu gives Speedy a black guy
<@Amitlu> eye*
<@Amitlu> If you quote me, I'll kill you >.<
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<Nago> i wonder what the chemical formula for warez is
<n[a]naki> Nago: W Ar Es
<n[a]naki> Tungsten, Argon, Einsteinium
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ChaosPid: She was already mad at me and she yelled "I'm gonna kill you"
ChaosPid: and I responded....
ChaosPid: "This is wierd, I swear to god I just heard you offer to make me a cake, but the words didnt match up with your lips at all........but chocolate, I suppose."
Curt: What'd she do?
ChaosPid: She looked like she was gonna die... left the room and then came back a few minutes later.... in a rage.
Curt: LOL.
ChaosPid: I then told her she shouldnt have left, if she wanted to go to the store to buy ingredients, she knew she would need a man to drive her to the store, and then I called her silly.
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<l0wkey> the women in porn spread so much all i can see are kidneys
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<tobester> thats like being with a hot chick all night and then you go "hey I gotta piss ill be right back" and she goes "I'll join you" and you think you're about to get a handjob but really she just needs to piss and takes the urinal next to yours and hasa bigger penis than yours
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<fonz> that's all black people are
<fonz> they're white people with chocolate instead of blood
<stav> hence all the stabbings
<fonz> exactly they are just looking for the golden ticket
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<uiop> go read a book with that guy from star trek
<pork> which one
<pork> DOUG MULRAY DOUG MULRAY
<uiop> that black one, who was always reading on PBS
<uiop> take a look, its in a book, a reading negro.
<pork> oh him
<jre-la> CONCLUSION: there's only one negro that can read
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<Cecil> I keep on getting this error, it tells me to press "any" key, where the fuck is the any key?
<A|LOCO> Right between the "jack" and "ass" key
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<Jiggs> Can anyone tell me the correct syntax for using "!list" for getting the server info?
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<zc> what, you don't watch porn in groups?
<thecool> lol
<hgl> no porn is me time
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<stratouk> ATI cards are like buses...
<stratouk> They're huge, red and have bad drivers.
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<Black_Raven> how can u tell if pretzels r stale?
<Kreskin> how?
<Black_Raven> i dont know why do u think i am asking?
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CarlXxX: omg
CarlXxX: the power was out when I got home
CarlXxX: so I was like "wtf am I gonna DO!?"
HitmanBravo: =/
CarlXxX: I sat down..
CarlXxX: ate
CarlXxX: cut my nails
CarlXxX: played with my cat
CarlXxX: jerked it
CarlXxX: and slept
HitmanBravo: lol
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<irq> what acronym is posv?
> Pirates of Silicon Valley.
<irq> ah yes
> And it sucks, because I actually had a decent tape.
> Then I loaned it to a co-worker, whose wife interpreted "silicon" as "silicone," got the wrong idea, and threw it out.
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Casey: Yeah, writing paper.
Josh: want to be distracted?
Josh: want to play a game?
Casey: Dude...the paper...
Josh: *scizzors beats paper *
Josh: yes I know I misspelled it
Josh: and that
Casey: *pulls out rock*
Josh: *VOLCANO!
Josh: nothing beats volcano
Casey: ASTEROID.
Josh: MAGIC!!!
Casey: BLACK HOLE!
Josh: WHITE HOLE!
Casey: PATRIOT ACT!
Josh: not white house you phail
Casey: No, no, no. *Nothing* beats the Patriot Act, although I'm sure the ACLU is working very hard on it.
Josh: fine
Josh: ANARCHY
Casey: TOTALITARIAN STATE
Josh: EMMANUEL GOLDSTEIN
Casey: STALIN
Josh: DEATH
Casey: RELIGION
Josh: RATIONAL THOUGHT
Casey: FUNDIES
Josh: NOISE CANCELING HEADPHONES
Casey: PEOPLE WITNESSING AT YOUR HOUSE
Josh: SHOTGUN
Casey: BOMBS
Josh: PATRIOT ACT
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<fahd> anyone want to volunteer with me at the retirement home
<d3> hell no fahd
<d3> have fun cleaning up 93 year old feces
<fahd> no
<fahd> just to talk to them
<fahd> entertain them
<fahd> and maybe get laid
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<Raenne> .. I'M ON BASH.ORG?!?!?
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buservt: I was trying to find a tape downstairs, and I have diarhea, and I had to shit really bad, and I saw a copy of austin powers, and there was a picture of fat bastard on it when he is trying to eat mini me, and I thought (in fat bastards voice) "stay in my butthole" and I laughed so hard I shit all over myself
buservt: another pair of shorts ruined
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<SteamedHams> anyway i have a question about the US
<+firehawk> sure man
<SteamedHams> if you drop a watermelon off the empire state building, does it get eaten by negroes before it hits the ground?
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<jackie> OMG i got an A in reading!!!
<jackie> oh wait...damn it nvm...
<jackie> i read my report card wrong :/
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<Blixt> I wonder if the Korean army uses starcraft tactics
<Taerkar> extending the creep and sending hordes of zergs at their enemies?
<Taerkar> "You! Mine those crystals. You two, into the gas factory."
<Blixt> KEKE LA~ OFFICER!
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<Khaen> Oh boy, the sky is very #9966FF today!
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--> Sunny ([email protected]) has joined #gtk+
<Sunny> hello every one
<Sunny> can anyone tell me waht to choose QT or GTK+
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<Khabi> Night. Don't let the bed bug bite.
<Groverton> Bed bug?
<Khabi> Yeah, there's just one, but he's FUCKING HUGE!
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<Adrennalyne> i want icecream but its like 4am :/
<viscera> you can't always get what you want, but if you run fast enough, can tiptoe effectively and carry a large, blunt instrument at all times, sometimes, possibly, maybe you can beat it into an amnesia hazed coma long enough to play make-believe
<viscera> life is grand, no?
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(chronic1) i wouldn't like a virgin....i think they deserve a professional fuck the first time so they are not dissappointed....i could go down...but i am not the best fuck
...
(chronic1) if masterbation made you good, i'd be the best
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<[-FcG-]Poet> lucifer is so 20th century, the devil should rename himself something like 1337Kill@r
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(@Normandy) anyway, yes this girl has a nice arse, so maybe on the next staff night out I might slip her one
(@Kazimierz) who says romance is dead
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<+Silver> first thing im going to do when i become president
<+Silver> is shoot down all the aliens
<MephistoSan> mexicans don't fly
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<@JackPott> JACK POTT
<@JackPott> IN TEH MORNING
<@JackPott> ON TEH RADIO
<@JackPott> TOMORROW LIEK
<@GingaNutz> nice abuse of the english language
<+Oz> abuse is an understatement
<+Oz> more like "flagellation followed by intense anal rape by at least seven well-endowed males, two goats and one horse, in turn followed by an intragenital injection of H2SO4"
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<sm4k> i wish you could record dreams
<sm4k> i'd have the best porn
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<nzc> actually
<nzc> i need to msg quat
<nzc> there we go
<nzc> and
<nzc> i have to eat
<cj_> and
<cj_> you have
<cj_> to take off
<cj_> your return key
<cj_> and only
<cj_> use it for
<cj_> special occasions
<cj_> like
<cj_> when you finish
<cj_> a sentence
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<synnex> AND I'M LIKE "THE BROADWAY PRODUCTION I JUST WROTE ENTITLED 'HITLER ON ICE'... IT'S LIKE CATS BUT WITH LESS CATS AND MORE HITLER... AND IT'S ALL ON ICE!!"
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<Sasquatch> in 20 years schindler's list will be the subject of MST3K
<Sasquatch> <Crow> He's Makin a list, and checkin' it twice. <TomServo> I don't get it, is he naughty? or nice?
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<korn> yeah so i got into ITT tech today
<possible> what did you have to do?
<possible> open the door?
<korn> up yours man
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[Lord-Data] damn. wish gdivx had brought me girls instead of fame and money
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<Guardian_Latino> manboobs give girls something to look at when they're talking to you
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<rabbit> rimming is freaking distgusting
<rabbit> i tried it once with my ex
<rabbit> and she farted in my mouth
<rabbit> and i puked on her ass
<rabbit> never again
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<Carlton> "listening socket" = 11,100 google hits. "passive socket" = 1,240 google hits.
<Carlton> listening wins. :)
<Carlton> We should just let Google make all our decisions for us.
<_Bunny> Carlton: "gay" has 65,000,000 hits. "straight" has 14,300.000.
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<TittiesMcEarmuffs> ( . )^_^( . )
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<R0SS1> theres a new technology place in my city and i know a couple of dudes who are gonna steal some tv's from it...some sony 45inch flat panel hdtv plasma diplay tv's
<R0SS1> seriously
<R0SS1> i'm gonna get one for cheap ass fuck
<R0SS1> as
<R0SS1> lol
<here4ever> lol
<Bearxor> lol
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<souletr> god i hate fucking stupid bitches
<souletr> er
<souletr> *hate stupid fucking bitches
<souletr> i'd fuck stupid bitches
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<SantaClaus> Santa on @#gaysouthcoast
<SantaClaus> spreading white christmas in all the wrong places
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<StormCyko> i should get rich by making a gym for nerds with treadmills etc with LCD screens and internet access
<Gwala> StormCyko: you know that kinda sounds cool.
<AlpViper> you need incentive to make them run
<AlpViper> the screens would have to be powered by the running
* @Engush notes that most nerds who would go near a gym
<StormCyko> heh
<AlpViper> I know, make it if they drop below their targit HR/speed their net link turns off
<Engush> hahaha
<StormCyko> or have the bandwidth relative to their speed
<AlpViper> wed have asian counter-strike players dieing in front of computers a lot more often
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<SharpShooter> else if( $A['type'] ']']']']']== ']']']']']==']']']']==']']']==']']==']=='poll' ) <--- anything wrong with that line?
<@Gordon> Ya, I get kinda dizzy when I try to read it
<@Working> what the fuck.
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<TYRESE> Does anybody know how it feels to have a faggot bug u on the internet????
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<F4T4L_3RR0R> I swear... I don't need to see commercials for tampons while cartoons are on
<F4T4L_3RR0R> "IT'S SO SMALL I DON'T NEED THE APPLICATOR! IT FITS TO MY CONTOURS!!" "YES!! MY LABIA JUST GRABS IT LIKE A BIONIC CLAW AND TRACTOR BEAMS IT IN!!"
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