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<baras> who can help me to find job in holland, maybe in farm? pls
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<x182ways> 4*7= 28, 28+2=20 dumbass
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BogoMips: trying to figure out why my scanner isn't installed
BogoMips: AHH.. NOT PLUGGED IN TO THE COMPUTER HAHAH
BogoMips: i wonder how i even manage to feed myself sometimes
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<fallenMeSsIAH> damn cops, they piss me off, SHE Wanted to have sex infront of the police station not me, i am an unwilling participant, charge her for rape if it will get me out of a indecent exposure charge
<BenZor> fallenMeSsIAH: you got laid... consider it a miracle
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<Xellchiri> I crave RP in which guys do not get pregnant.
<Xellchiri> Oh wow, the paper just got here
<UndeadFromStone> Wha?
<UndeadFromStone> We generally avoid that sort of thing. @_@
<Xellchiri> what, the newspaper?
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<Bobo> Hobo-Niff, will you be my partner in dance dance strangulation?
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<Sabre> Anyone know what's going on X Files?
<AtmaWeapon> if anyone spoils anything I'm gonna kickban them.
<l0bster> Then, they get a tip, that some guy named AtmaWeapon's mom, was
some kinda funky werewolf. So they drove to her house with 3metric tons
of tranq, and shot her fat ass. Repeatedly, until she passed out. But
the slobber from her mouth floods the room and kills everyone.
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<phx> crap
* phx just upgraded winrar
<phx> rather, i upgraded to a russian version of winrar
* phx does not speak russian
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<Ronwe> I never claimed to have a good memory....
<Malice> Maybe you did. It's not like you'd remember.
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coke420: Woo! Just reached lvl 60 on a 3rd character for WoW!
LexaDead: Great timing on that, I was just looking for a virgin to sacrifice.
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<Tac0> the mobo and case are on each other like r kelly and a 10 year old raduck
<Radu> ...
<Tac0> (took me a while to find a damn screwdriver)
<evildoer> which ones the 10 year old/
<Tac0> NO STANDOFFS TO BE SEEN
<Radu> taco must not want my help anymore?
<evildoer> WHICH ONE IS THE 10 YEAR OLD?
<Tac0> the mobo and case are on each other like r kelly and a 10 year old, raduck
<Tac0> that make more sense?
<Radu> yes
<Radu> PROPER PUNCTUATION AND SPELLING SAVE TEH DAY AGAIN
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(@Wheelman56) 37. What does the average person do approximately 15 times a day?
(@Wheelman56) Answer: _____
(@]D2D[Scratch) masturbate
(+ep`andro`shower) masturbate
(+TD|Canuckistan) masturbate
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<randolph> damn .. those girls wont stop me from msging @ face-pic
* randolph ignored www.face-pic.com/wickedgurl21
<randolph> hehehehehehe
* wickedgurl21 slaps randolph around a bit with a large trout
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<BillyM> If life were like IRC, my mom would be kicked for flooding and repeating text.
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<Digested> cool :)
<Digested> you have a gf that knows how to download mp3s
<madog> ya
<madog> and email
<qvr> That's nothing.. I had this goldfish....
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<Tim_K> when you say 6" do you mean 6.00" or the 5.70" rods?
<spazzer> tim
<spazzer> we mean
<spazzer> rods that are 6 inches long
<spazzer> not 6" rods that are 5.7" long
<spazzer> but 6" rods that are 6" long
<Tim_K> spazzer heh.. well.. 6 = 5.7 rounded ;)
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<QuaKed_Oatmeal> Chop Suey > U!
<kiro> chop suey not as good as you say
<QuaKed_Oatmeal> yes
<QuaKed_Oatmeal> It is greater than you.
<kiro> fuck you
<Shatai> Man, Kyle is not greater than much. I am sure, from your analysis, that there are complementary packets of ketchup in fast-food restaurants that are "greater than" Kyle.
*** kiro has quit IRC
<QuaKed_Oatmeal> rofl
<Shatai> =^
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<+situationist> you guys take showers? suckers
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<Faight> Reproduction is stupid.
<AndrewLB> You want sex, don't you?
<Faight> I have a 6 year old brother.
<Faight> He's an annoying little bastard, but I love him.
<Faight> =/
<AndrewLB> That was quite possibly THE most disturbing answer you could give.
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--> heha (cyber@????????.ipt.aol.com) has joined #linux
--- YeahBabY sets ban on *!*@*.aol.???
<-- Crikey has kicked heha from #linux (banned: Too many problems with AOL. Use another ISP. Permban)
<thinko> nice ban, covers those pesky aol.mil ppl too
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customer24601: what's that sound?
macholyoke: me banging my head against my desk.
customer24601: why are you banging your head against the desk.
macholyoke: so I can speak to you in terms you'll understand, you retard.
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* Treiben has bargainname.com
Azi: how much are they?
Treiben: 8.95
Azi: same as godaddy then
Azi: actually, i'd register for a decade to take care of the next 10 years at a cut rate
Azi: but i don't want to pay for 10 years and then have the human race obliterate itself in 5
Azi: that would be just my luck
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<mystican> my sister gave me some socks and they say on them "too much wiggling of your joystick makes your eyes go funny"
<endura> myst u should use those socks as wank socks
<endura> then when they are orange make ur sister wash them
<DooMWiz> orange??
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R4V: I really want to learn some C++
R4V: but the problem is
R4V: that there seems to be months of learning
R4V: before you can do ANYTHING usefull.
Shrum: it's kind of like a highschool girlfriend
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<Xerox|Studyage> Personally, I'm not too fond of hermaphrodites. They have more than the recommended amount of penis for a girl.
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<LR|Midnight> this ice cream owns
<[ice]> omfg
<[ice]> this Midnight cream 0wns
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<Nick> man dod is the fucking shit
<sporkchop> i wonder if you could fuck shit....
<sporkchop> it would be all soft and warm and squishy
<Nick> lol
<sporkchop>hmmm
<sporkchop> brb
* sporkchop is away - bathroom
<Nick> oh jesus no
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Kanuck: i like to look at porn in pdf files.. just so i can make the little hand grab things.
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<Chris281>Dude, i had a really weird dream last night
<Chris281>I kept dreaming that all of my data was lost because my harddrives crashed
<Chris281>And my backups were nowhere to be found, so the situation was fubar
<Chris281>So I woke up, soaked in sweat and checked whether my backupjob was running
<Chris281>And it wasn't because for some reason the LTO drive was jammed
<Vantheman>It's the classic nerd-shining
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(Sloth) neighbor's house power is out.. perfect time for me to kill them
(Kirby-no-Osekkai) good idea
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* Fox-20 is down with gcc (yeah you know me)
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<M> Almost got smacked today - saw a bright green truck and said, "Hey, look, it's Optimus Lime."
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<kisama> man, i am rocking to this backstreet boys shit
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<cornbeef> 8? i didnt even know what a vagina was at 8
<Scofco> I didn't learn to masturbate until I was 17... up until then I always thought 'masturbation' was a type of pasta dish they served in fancy restaurants
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<blazemore> Windows XP Professional Uptime: 4wks 4hrs 55secs
<blazemore> time to reboot
<ScumDog> that's so retarded
<mandarin> heh...uptime is sad
<mandarin> more sad is most *nix nerds have longer uptime records than relationship records ;)
<mightyflo> Relationship OSR2 Sexual Uptime: 2wks 6hrs 12secs
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<@sumppi> "A consultant is a man who knows 99 ways to make love but doesn't know any women"
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<Chalklatemilk> ok so im wacking off to a video of two lesbians fucking eachother
<Chalklatemilk> then i hear my mom walking down the hall to this room
<Chalklatemilk> so i quickly close the video
<Chalklatemilk> then she walks in and im sitting with my pants down, left hand around the cock, and she looks at me...then looks at the screen...my desktop was open and had three naked gnomes standing by a fireplace...the look on her face as she left the room will stick with me till the day i die.
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<Cobain4ever 87> FUCK YOU
<Falaxor> pissing you off is like trying to pick up a fat, ugly women at a bar. It's too easy, and when you suceed, its no fun at all.
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<Upth> transformers, as I understand it, was inspired by a guy in a traffic jam going "hmm... if my car transformed into a giant bipedal robot I wouldn't have to worry about this shit"
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<Zorah> You're like a merry go round.. everyones had a ride.
<Exodus> naw
<Exodus> just the ones who are taller than 5'
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<ScratGOD> dude some guy was fucking me in the ass last night and reached around and grabbed my cock. I got up and said "what the fuck, do you think im gay or something?"
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<meohmy> at the end of the day its smokers that keep the hospitals running
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<fearz> lol
<fearz> better than my case
<fearz> the police caught me with 20 cc's
<xvx> woops
<fearz> i got probation for a year
<xvx> that sucks
<fearz> and had to repay like $4000
<xvx> damn
<xvx> that doesnt look good on a record
<xvx> fraud at the age of 15
<fearz> lol
<fearz> hell, it looks perfect now with all the other shit
<fearz> heh
<xvx> hahahah
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* Babau glares.
*** BRNOUt has left #sgl2
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<Travis> Why don't you just keep your hair brown?
<Alex> It's not brown
<Alex> It's auburn
<Travis> What the fuck is Auburn?
<Alex> ...
<Rex> He's a guy, he only sees like 10 colours or something, don't do this to him.
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Vortosis: The best line is something my friend Brandon yelled at a chick across the street while we were skating
Vortosis: "Hey wanna go half and half on a baby!?"
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<TTX> How do I change my name in here?...
<Naoki> type /nick yournick
*** TTX is now known as yournick
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<Satan> I need.
<Satan> A fucking optical mouse.
<Satan> So I don't have to deal with dirty balls anymore.
<Satan> .. Er, yeah.
<rapty> X_X
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<benjick> i talked to a friend, who is a bit geeky about doctypes
<benjick> "when it comes to girls, i'm xhtml 1.1 strict, you are like 4.01 loose" :(
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<Akito> Single men make up the vast majority though
* Akito loves being in the minority :D
<iamcal> you're not a man anymore?
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