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<fuzzwad> theres like that one kid in every state that goes to best buy JUST to destroy the controller
<fuzzwad> you know the one that smells funny and follows you around
<fuzzwad> STARING at you...
<fuzzwad> I WANT TO SQUEEZE A LEMON IN THAT KID'S EYE
<Lazz> wow
<Lazz> how can you fit a lemon in an eye?
<fuzzwad> ILL FIND OUT!!!
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milkmanjb2000: We're talking in biology about dominant and recessive genes in reproduction
milkmanjb2000: and I said "I'm white because I have all dominant genes"
milkmanjb2000: and Matt said, "um, actually, black people have all dominant genes"
milkmanjb2000: looks like someone's genes haven't read world history
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<khjb007>i got a way to tell if your mind's dirty or not
<kpgongju226>aight
<khjb007>what's a four letter word, that describes a girl, and ends in u-n-t?
<kpgongju226> cunt? wait. shit, that's dirty...
<khjb007>lol, its aunt you dumbarse...
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Sanjuro Makabe: btw remember what you made up about something like the 7 layer protocol of the network or something?
Sanjuro Makabe: application, presentation, session, transport, network, datalink, physical
Sanjuro Makabe: i remember you made up something nasty to remember those by...i forgot what it was
Saem: a pussy so tight no dick penetrates
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* Cybertrx is 5'3, 198 pounds, ugly, balding, highly skilled programmer. All my shirts are yellow with cumstains. I am seeking a tall, gorgeous, stunningly hot babe in her early 20s with an amazing rack and thick luxurious blond hair. /msg me
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<karl> becouse hetersexual impersonaters are in reality none sexuals becouse they lie about there sexualidentity and there fore dont use there true sexuality whatever that may be hence there nothing real just bull shit talking with no truthful axctions
<mobius> I hate to sound like your Dad's boyfriend, but what the hell did you just say Karl?
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<clubransom> I want my isp to block this 900 number stuff.
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<SYch0> heh
* SYch0 has a great family
<SYch0> :D
<Ash> Because they indulge you.
<Ash> But if they keep doing that, you'll grow up fat and arrogant!
<Ash> Oh, wait.... :(
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<jeev> there are 2 things i hate in life
<jeev> racists and mexicans
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Awesomest771: god damn jeff's been at blockbuster for 2 hours, where the fuck is he
Einhander MKII: that was a pretty stupid question
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<Xaenyth> I'm going to ask you all a question that got a friend of mine expelled from school.
<Xaenyth> If you were going to shoot up a school...
<Xaenyth> ...what music would you want playing on the loudspeakers as you did it?
<r00x> Kill the rabbit by emler fudd
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<s3b`> Vegetto: /join #someonewhocares
<s3b`> Oh, look, the channel is empty
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<AndrewLB> So what if they are lesbians?
<AndrewLB> WOOHOO! TWO GIRLS MAKING OUT! THEIR MUSIC MUST BE AWSOME
<JtotheB> :D
<JtotheB> Oddly enough, that's my exact reasoning.
<AndrewLB> Ya know, if you want lesbian pornography, you could always ask
<AndrewLB> SOMEONE ELSE
<AndrewLB> >_>
<AndrewLB> <_<
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<Rewt> oooh
<Rewt> panic room is on.
<Rewt> I'd have wireless internet in my panic room
<Rewt> except with my luck, my plea for help would end up posted on bash.org
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<Mulcibre> I just had a case of deja jew
<Mulcibre> I'd swear I've seen this $20 bill somewhere before
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(sean) OMFG
(sean) dominos came
(sean) and when dominos comes
(sean) sean cums
(BigRo2k2) ok, and what?
(BigRo2k2) ok buddy
(BigRo2k2) you are a little too excited for shitty pizza man
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<Vipsta> I once keylogged this guy coding C
<Vipsta> biggest fucking mess ever :\
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(@Dreki) I just realized something.
(@Dreki) A is the 1st letter of the alphabet and H is the 8th letter, right?
(@Dreki) 9/11=0.8181818181=HAHAHAHA.
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* mentor goes fishing for the bash.org quote about anal hobgoblins...
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TransCanadaTrail: they keep refering to this asl character
J: dont make me reach through the computer and slap you >_<
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zippo4x4: ok then i just wasted 10 min
Asbestos: yeah you did
zippo4x4: i know im a dumbass
Asbestos: it happens
Asbestos: if jesus was real he'd love you
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niteowl7710: When I went to the website to see what the current cover
niteowl7710: And I got a pop-up from Spice.net...offering me (and I quote)
niteowl7710: MONSTER TITS -- THE LARGEST BREASTS ALLOWED BY LAW
enigmamofm: Wow.
enigmamofm: wait
enigmamofm: "By law?"
niteowl7710: That sir, is what it said
enigmamofm: There's some sort of regulatory legislature on this issue?
niteowl7710: I'm not sure but I now have a new goal in life
niteowl7710: Figure out how to get a job in the Department of Health & Human Services (makes sense to me)
niteowl7710: In the "Breast Measurement Bureau"
niteowl7710: I'm sorry ma'am but those are just too large, I'm going to have to fine you
niteowl7710: Well yes Ms. I'm sure this does just seem like titty fucking, but I assure you is a valuable tool we use here at the B.M.B.
enigmamofm: You are a credit to you community sir.
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<a_passerby> I want a :D drive instead of a D: drive
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<TigerSun> check this out people, I saw someone's greet line on a bot today that
says "In God We Trust, everyone else get yourself an X.500 certificate"
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<largo[mt]> "I'm so mis-understood.." .. "So ill wear all black, get really pale, read anne rice novels, and bite my boyfriend until he bleeds."
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<sacarna> okay. so i was in whitcoulls and i walked out and smacked into this guy and i was all ready to go grr and looked up and it was the guy i have the biggest crush on ever
<sacarna> and my face went white
<sacarna> and then i kinda managed to muster up a hey
<sacarna> and then scuttled away
<sacarna> hopefully he will think its all very cute and fuck my brains out.
<autistk> it's hard to fuck people when they're running away
<autistk> and you tend to go to jail for it
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<faustwork> she looks good
<chaommm> is she hot?
<faustwork> id bang her
<chaommm> that doesnt mean shit
<faustwork> id bang her with no beer
<chaommm> WOAH
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<zombie-x> nothing wrong with a little punanny in yer fuckin mouth
<zombie-x> suck that clit like a fuckin tequila worm
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<Qualjyn> AOL made a keyboard for their users, it looks like this:
<Qualjyn> ____ ____ ____
<Qualjyn> ||A |||S |||L ||
<Qualjyn> ||__|||__|||__||
<Qualjyn> |/__\|/__\|/__\|
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IVIasterFunk: biacksfourteen
Biax14: iviasterflunk
IVIasterFunk: funk*
IVIasterFunk: bastard
Biax14: D'oh
Biax14: My mistake ;
IVIasterFunk: my ass
Biax14: is smeely
IVIasterFunk: the l is nowhere near the l key
IVIasterFunk: u*
IVIasterFunk: fuck
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<floop> now... a 22mp camera? i'm stoked.
<irving> 22? why not just carry the scenery around with you? It'd be cheaper and smaller.
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<RxBandit> just remember, it's up to us kids to make sure Bill Gates doesn't get his hands on Linux
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<fuGs|xoph|work> his pr0n is only readable in win98 form?
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SergioThree: there's other fish in the sea, man, she's just a girl
Beatsfromkorea: no dude, that's bullshit.
Beatsfromkorea: Think of it this way. if your precious copy of street fighter third strike broke and i told you "it's ok man, there's other games in the sea. here, play mortal kombat instead" what would you say? you'd be like, "fuck that, gimme third strike."
SergioThree: ...
SergioThree: you just reached me on a level that i never thought possible
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<Mattimeo> I've decidedthat IRC is an MMORPG where I play the role of a hopeless nerd :(
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<@Xenon> You know what the best feeling in the world is?
<@Xenon> It is when you have a headache, and you take pills, and you can feel the pain becoming less and less every couple of minutes
<@Xenon> It's so satisfying
<@malevolence> you've clearly never been laid
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<WDeranged> i just had a chickhan dinnhar and 4 hours of entertainment brought to me
<WDeranged> sometimes life is nice
<patrick``> macdonalds happy meal with a free toy?
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<Buddy`leftBehind`Lee> My wife demanded I take her out some place expensive
<Buddy`leftBehind`Lee> I took her to a gas station
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<MiniMizer> Can you spell GEY?!?
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<Tizitchy> you know what sucks
<Tizitchy> I was staring at this girls ass in the mall while waiting in line
<Tizitchy> she was by a trash can
<Tizitchy> and this guy was behind me
<Tizitchy> said "Get a good view?"
<Tizitchy> i was laughing and said "yeah"
<Tizitchy> he goes "That's my daughter"
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<uglykaka> uhhh AF is making thongs for 6-10 yr olds
<shaan> thongs?
<pagan> ya i saw that on the news, pretty funny shit eh
<_neil> jeez
<uglykaka> thats just wrong
<_neil> that's just wrong
<shaan> shake your pre puebescent groove thing
<shaan> they should market it as a "training thong"
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<durt> i don't believe if anything i can't see
<Spooky> Do you believe you were you born, durt?
<durt> yes of course
<Spooky> And yet you've never seen a woman's vagina...
*** Signoff: durt (Quit: Leaving)
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<Skywarp> Someone needs to shave zophars head and use his hair as experimental flac vest material
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<_aa_> ebay just bought paypal
<tezzO> they did?!
<tardmac> what was their winning bid?
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<RndmLeon> Well as I'm on this network all the time I suppose I might as well camp here as well
* RndmLeon prods Asimov
<Ankheg> good kid. stand by for assimilation
*** Ankheg sets mode: +o RndmLeon
<Ankheg> assimilation complete
<RndmLeon> Argh, No ple.... Drone ready
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<Orange1> why won't openbsd recognize my usb floppy drive?
<Orange1> it starts booting, but then can't find itself
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<Wayne-aw> 99.9% of the time, the problem lies between the keyboard and the chair.
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<jamesm> is it worth going to see Moulin Rouge?
<Tippytoes> dont be a fag
<MMouse> i saw it twice. it was excellent
<Tippytoes> i rest my case.
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<Denyerec> Welcome to Britain, the USA's largest non-nuclear aircraft carrier!
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<Dream Caller> CNN - Three teenagers beat a mentally retarded man to death.
<Striker> $5 says they blame it on video games
<Adventurer> Yeah we all know that popular game where you kill retards (/sarcasm)
<Thrasher> You've obviously never played counterstrike then.
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