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<Sull> what is this obsession with trading pics?
<lostsoul1> it is kind of like pokemon...you gota collect them all |
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<prower> check out what i put on e-bay
<tom_> oh god
<tom_> are you trying to sell your sister again
<tom_> i keep telling you its illegal |
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<Jon-> doing some C coding ;)
<Anselmo> pfft
<Anselmo> Learn a real language
<Anselmo> Like Amiga Basic |
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<tom_> i heard that if you walk into a fridge and close the door you cant get out again
<tom_> im sure if i got stuck in a fridge i could get out
<tom_> im gonna fuckin try it |
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<fraggle> get in trouble?
<Afterglow> fraggle: getting in trouble because you look like elton john, of course
<fraggle> yeah they're always disappointed when they find i cant play candle in the wind
<fraggle> "so.. we measure the voltage across.... wait is that elton john back there? can you play us a song?" |
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<DW-Steve> i'm a hacker
<mystican> no you're not
<mystican> you're a farmer
<mystican> theres a difference |
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* Quasar` waves a fist at irc.concentric.net
*** Quasar` has quit IRC (irc.exodus.net *.concentric.net) |
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<JtHM> http://members.cox.net/image.server/nat-portman-pikey.jpg <- hrmmmm
<shpongle> jt - shes going commando !
<JtHM> she's going on an archeological dig! |
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<arioch> Mario 69: Toadstool Gets Reamed
<fraggle> i'd love to give the princess a good bonin'
<aur__> sorry fraggle, but the princess is in another castle |
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<relapse> what distribution are you running
<aur__> windows |
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<tobester> woah FIRE
<tobester> bbiab |
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<AndrewB> Lonely..
<Linguica> aww
<AndrewB> Come to bed and snuggle with me.
<AndrewB> Er, wrong window. |
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<pritch> yeah well i do an english writing degree
<Linguica> do have |
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<Cyb> I remember the first time I talked to my ex girlfriend on aim
<Cyb> and I said 'heh'
<Cyb> and she was like "I hate when people say that!"
<Cyb> that was like the most traumatic moment of my life |
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<Linguica> whatever you say honey
<Linguica> err homey |
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<mewse> i wonder what drinking rye in the shower feels like |
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< linguica_> remember +v = gay
< Insomniak> +v me |
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<mewse> contrary to popular belief there are periods where i dont feel like drinking
<mewse> these periods, i call "hangovers" |
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<Afterglow> I remember when i was leaving for university my brother told me, "If you come back a goth I'll kill you".
<Jon_R> my brother just said "If you come back I'll kill you"
<Linguica> my brother said "come on my back or i'll kill you" |
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<@Linguica> wooo
<@Linguica> amy jo johnson naked
<@arioch> whoa
<@arioch> arcing hydra bow
<@Linguica> and such is our difference |
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<tobester> i wish more people would conform to stereotypes so I could be more racist |
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<cams> i dont like risking it. you can never tell if that "Lesbian House Party" hardcore porn turns out to be "Donky Anal Rape"
<Meat_PoPs> or vise versa |
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<LordBlink> i once made out with a picture of the sorceress
<LordBlink> does that make me lame? |
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Walter39: I woke up in a ditch last night
Walter39: Not sure why
Walter39: Family left me, i cant afford pants
Walter39: But on a plus note, I finally won master status at Everquest |
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Quote: 8735; Rating: 597; [+|-]
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<arfmcbarf> i'm gonna teach you a lesson you wont soon forget
<arfmcbarf> i.e., how to integrate ln x from 0 to infinity
<arfmcbarf> first you get the antiderivitive
<arfmcbarf> of ln(x)
<arfmcbarf> i.e., 1/x
<arfmcbarf> then i forget the rest |
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<AndrewB> I've played the Expansion Pack for about an hour and a half, and I'm already boAGH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MOTH |
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<Doomaholic> my pad fell off, and i can play in an octave thats not supposted to exist |
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<Linguica> heh
<Quasar`> bone thugs called the street they lived on the Double Glock because its East 99th
<Linguica> has anyone noticed that quasar almost never talks about bone thugsFUCK |
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<fraggle> when i typed lesbian i almost typed debian |
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<Bayls> I'm downloading "two girls in the woods stop to kiss and piss.mpg".
<Bayls> And it turns out it's an mpg of two chicks in thw woods who stop to kiss, and then piss.
<Bayls> Dunno what I was expecting. |
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<mantra> the other guitarist in my band owns my soul
<mantra> i sold it to him in third grade for a peanut butter cup
<mantra> he still has the little yellow paper |
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* Toke_ waits for pills to kick in
<Linguica> toke have you been toking
* Toke_ wonders why his desk is sticky
<Linguica> toke have you been stroking |
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<Linguica> do you even know what facetious means
<pickle_hammer> yeah I am facetious
<pickle_hammer> all the way
<pickle_hammer> I go to facetious parades and stuff |
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<Mat> what's a mac sysadmin?
<Ryk> bru's a mac sysadmin.
<Bru> someone who can remove shrinkwrap from macromedia and adobe packages and knows the difference between appleshare and appletalk |
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<radead> (number of slashdot posts x ultima online character level)^(number of dime sized zits on face)/(girlfriends had before + 1) = sizeOf(nerd)
<radead> girlfriends had before + 1 so we don't get a divide by zero error |
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<arioch> deathwarrior: you have guests over how do they feel about you masturbating in front of your computer?
<deathwarrior> umm
<deathwarrior> they like it |
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<Kurt> Good day prospective employer, I am both smarter than a hatful of periwinkles and prettier than two bags of smashed assholes.u00a0 Fail to employ me at your own risk. |
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<tom_> do you agree that PI > 3
<buz-> no |
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<jamesm> is it worth going to see Moulin Rouge?
<Tippytoes> dont be a fag
<MMouse> i saw it twice. it was excellent
<Tippytoes> i rest my case. |
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<jamesm> good porn would be a chick taking it up the arse while configuring a dns server
<jamesm> the guy could do a zone transfer to her secondary
<jamesm> if you know what i mean |
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<Afterglow> tom what's the wallop command for mirc? you know?
<relapse> slash onotice i am gay |
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<Finno> Elton Johns tribute toJohn Denver, he reworded Johns Classic, Annies song - "You Fill Up My Cessna" |
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<Bru> marriage is just a cover for individualised prostitution |
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<Ryk> one of my favourite passtimes spotting boobjob scars.
<Ryk> nothing sexual about it. just like to beat the airbrush. |
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<undrewb> I keep telling you, you can come work for me
<MMouse> what would i be doing?
<Tippytoes> cleaning his house
<undrewb> delphi programming :)
<MMouse> urgh
<MMouse> would i have to learn delphi? |
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<wokness|homework> Without the powers of Vi ---> (Me: "Cute girl with you go out with me?" Her: "No.")
<wokness|homework> With the powers of Vi ---> (Me: Cute girl will you go out with me?!" Her: "Yes.") |
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<Mat> all chicks are whores, they just charge differently
<Tippytoes> mat do you have a girlfriend?
<Mat> what do you think ;)
<NuTCAsE> i havn't heard him use the word bitch recently
<NuTCAsE> so i'm going with "no" |
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<bishun> dont get fresh with me
<hydro-> but i'm using the all new summers eve douche
<hydro-> it says i can be fresh whenever i want |
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<Ryk> the world would be a lot better place if more chicks were giving up the buttpussy. |
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<GC> i bought new disposable razors
<GC> they have two blades each
<GC> i am astounded
<xen`> my mach 3 has 3 blades
<GC> and it costs more
<xen`> meh, it works good
<xen`> i can shave my asshair and my face and not have to go through 5 razors |
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