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Quote: 7276; Rating: 623; [+|-]
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( Fuzzy ) like flicking through his images dir
( Lev ) oh i thought you said "licking"
( Lev ) how peculiar
( Teddy ) Lev: is there something on your mind?
( Teddy ) you seem a little pre-occupied...
( Lev ) wouldn't you lick to find out
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Quote: 7278; Rating: 222; [+|-]
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( Loony-Stud) pretty ass?
( Lev ) possibly....everytime i check i get dizzy from turning and fall down
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Quote: 7280; Rating: 524; [+|-]
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( Lev ) have you SEEN the people who wear the I LOVE LINUX T-shirts....that does more damage to the OS than a billion microsoft blue-screens
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Quote: 7282; Rating: 588; [+|-]
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( Fuzzy ) i love the internet
( Fuzzy ) i just found a resturant, checked the menu, read two reviews, made a booking and found out exactly where it is
( Fuzzy ) i'd confidently say that the internet is going to get me laid tonight
( Fuzzy ) thoroughly laid
( `46and2 ) wow... and here i was just using it for pr0n
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Quote: 7283; Rating: 337; [+|-]
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( TheFlyingP) i've got a pronoucement : school is bad for your health
( noip-work ) thats an ANnouncement, f00l :)
( Fuzzy ) you need to pay more attention at school
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Quote: 7284; Rating: 370; [+|-]
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( Fuzzy ) this one chick could type 80wpm at 95% acc
( Fuzzy ) i'm watching her type going "i bet she'd give nice hand jobs"
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Quote: 7285; Rating: 492; [+|-]
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( Judge`ZzzZ) fmita Khorne-
( Khorne- ) fmita?
( Khorne- ) whats fmita short for? =)
( Khorne- ) "fuck me in the ass?" .p
( Judge`ZzzZ) looks like it
( Fuzzy ) you say it that often you need an acronym for it?
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Quote: 7286; Rating: 220; [+|-]
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( Comatose ) play dough is the food of kings
( Chino ) play dough is too salty
( Comatose ) but its not as crunchy as crayons
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Quote: 7288; Rating: 627; [+|-]
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<PovRayMan> that was a weird dream I had last night
<PovRayMan> I was about to have sex with this hot chick
<PovRayMan> and I started peeing all over her
<PovRayMan> and she started gargling it too... damn weird
<PovRayMan> I think I know what caused it too
<PovRayMan> I went to the bathroom about 5 times last night ot pee
<PovRayMan> and a friend of mine was showing me pics he took of this girl on his campus he wants to be with
<Floach> and 3), you have a pee fetish
<gridbug> Yep.
<PovRayMan> I don't have a pee fetish.
<PovRayMan> I was trying to fuck her damnit
<PovRayMan> but I couldn't stop peeing on her
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Quote: 7291; Rating: 279; [+|-]
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<Iced> the IDE cable from the COM2 to the port is fsked
<Iced> it must be that
<NepCHooN> ide cable?
<NepCHooN> your com2 hooks into your hard drive?
<NepCHooN> i ph33r your pc!!
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Quote: 7292; Rating: 184; [+|-]
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<bytraper> man get a set of mags for your car
<bytraper> dude.... steal a set if you have to
<bytraper> they really make the car
<bytraper> especially going a large 16" rim and low profile tyres
<Lord-Data> im too fat to do illegal stuff, i can't run away :)
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Quote: 7293; Rating: 145; [+|-]
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<bytraper> being spoiled like I am you get sick of it and you get urges to go to the fridge to get your own beer... but then you sit a while longer and the urge goes away so you call her to bring you beer
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Quote: 7294; Rating: 795; [+|-]
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<parox> man near killed myself carrying a 60kg UPS today!!!
<parox> had to carry it up some steps, put the back out I think
<bytraper> 60kg's?? I know how you feel dude... I once carried that weight in each arm once while I was running
<parox> what the hell were you doing carring that sort of weight while you were running??? you in training or something?
<bytraper> no I was stealing the stuff and somebody saw me...
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Quote: 7297; Rating: 17; [+|-]
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<Lord-Data> even tho im a fat guy, i dont want a fat chick .. been there .. done that .. and no offence to her coz shes a great person .. but .. id rather not again :)
<OutLore> hehe
<OutLore> agreed
<bytraper> hahahaha
<bytraper> like rocking a car on the edge of a cliff
<OutLore> 3 votes, the motion is hereby passed
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Quote: 7299; Rating: 94; [+|-]
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<bytraper> hmm these persoals actually look ok
<Lord-Data> lol
<Lord-Data> till you find the penis
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Quote: 7300; Rating: 244; [+|-]
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<bytraper> well.. you know what they say
<bytraper> if you drink and drive your a bloody idiot, if you make it home, your a fuckin legend
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Quote: 7301; Rating: 198; [+|-]
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<HA|MI-Edam> I read about this guy, and he was having sex with a girl, and his, you-know-what sorta like, spontaniously combusted
<EvilMonkey> ...
<DrWoody> Started on FIRE?
<MI-Edam> no, exploded
<MI-Edam> They say it was under so much pressure or something
<DrWoody> AHHHHHHHHH
<EvilMonkey> wt im never having sex!
<Suzie> your missing out
<EvilMonkey> missing out on having my mangina explode?
<EvilMonkey> no thanks
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Quote: 7302; Rating: 392; [+|-]
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<DarkEra> Tolkan, you must be the dumbest person on the planet
<Tolkan> im smark...
<Tolkan> smart.
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Quote: 7304; Rating: 124; [+|-]
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<@Tezz[a]> My Daddy got a paper shredder for Father's Day
<@Tezz[a]> Guess what's happening to all my school notes? >:D
<@Giess> We got ours a barbecue.
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Quote: 7308; Rating: 220; [+|-]
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<DarkImportGrey> god there's nothing greater than using people to your advantage
<DarkImportGrey> well... bowel movements are quite rewarding...
<DarkImportGrey> but it's close
<DarkImportGrey> manipulation vs. dumping
<DarkImportGrey> i guess i'd have to do both at once to see which would win
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Quote: 7309; Rating: 185; [+|-]
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<RaVeNX> shut it you pig fucker :)
<Knight> it's horses you twat.. horses
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Quote: 7312; Rating: 275; [+|-]
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<aegis> my penis fits in electrical sockets!
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Quote: 7316; Rating: 2; [+|-]
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<alisia> I'm fat
<dave> you're not fat you fat ass
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Quote: 7318; Rating: 17; [+|-]
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<dae> "my dixie wrecked" say it slowly now
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Quote: 7322; Rating: 231; [+|-]
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<chris> Spit or Swallow?
<holly> both, I spit and let you swallow
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Quote: 7323; Rating: 461; [+|-]
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<Kisa> Don’t laugh, but every once in a while I try to check if I by any chance have superpowers. For some reason I always try telekinesis.
<Kisa> I look at something for a while, and try to move it with my mind.
<Kisa> and when I fail, I feel really stupid.
<Kisa> I was just wondering if anyone else does something like that?
<Kojedub> Yeah.
<Kojedub> I feel really stupid too.
* Kisa feels glad that he is not alone
<Kojedub> Not in relation to telekinesis.
<Kojedub> Just, you know.
<Kojedub> Stupid.
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Quote: 7326; Rating: 122; [+|-]
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<JtHM> chick + tat = filthy
<JtHM> any girl who has a tat is a whore. if I've learnt anything from pron, that'd be it
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Quote: 7327; Rating: 357; [+|-]
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<ILLSKILLZ00> what would having a computer in my pool acomplish?
<sKratch zEro> potential death to people swimming in it
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Quote: 7329; Rating: 319; [+|-]
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<fiXie> me have black eye :(
<ArioZ`> from whats?
<heartz> hah, inept cocksucking of course
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Quote: 7330; Rating: 370; [+|-]
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<Elenkis> so we're still at +3 huh?
<Domino> guess so...
<Elenkis> man, this is sadder than checking hotornot.com to see if my rating has gone up
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Quote: 7331; Rating: 271; [+|-]
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*** Double0 has quit IRC (Penguins are Fat, Slow, and Dumb,... Windows are Rigid, Fragile, and Breakable .)
<Pingu> Hey!
<Pingu> Im a penguin!
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Quote: 7332; Rating: 232; [+|-]
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<AshiFoo> I just need a life now
<AshiFoo> and a faster 'net connection
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Quote: 7333; Rating: 113; [+|-]
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<RoboGum> mmmm, porn
<doublezero> i'd rather have a life than watch porn
<RoboGum> all you need to do is shave, get a hair cut, and loose the gut
<doublezero> shave? naah.. hair cut? never!
<RoboGum> there's only one thing you can do then
<RoboGum> dress all in rubber and goto an "alternative" party
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Quote: 7334; Rating: 438; [+|-]
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<NihiMetal> I saw my first porno when I ws 11
<NihiMetal> It had tons of lesbian sex and stuff
<NihiMetal> I use to think that women did that shit with each other all the time
<NihiMetal> You never look at your mother and the preachers wife the same after that
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Quote: 7339; Rating: 123; [+|-]
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<NeSSa`> yeah but he isnt fucking him?
<[ben]> not to my knowledge...jason was walkin a little funny tonight though
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Quote: 7342; Rating: 288; [+|-]
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<skankuhz> I work my bung muscles every night, just in case i have to go to jail, I'll rip off a mans tip if he tries to ass fuck me!
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Quote: 7343; Rating: 118; [+|-]
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<tenk> I added a turbo kit to my penis to increase my wrist torque and overall sack horsepower
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Quote: 7344; Rating: 428; [+|-]
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<[werk]chin> i think its wrong for elderly people to be openly sexual at all
<[werk]chin> they need to be these asexual funnels of christmas money and bad driving
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Quote: 7345; Rating: 12; [+|-]
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<chin> i got a solution, lets shoot homeless at the missles
<chin> that way the system pays for itself
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Quote: 7348; Rating: 140; [+|-]
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<trance> pj eats little kids for breakfast
<pUrPLe_jArGOn> I used to trance, but I cracked a tooth on a thighbone and the doctor told me I should move to more conventional foods
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Quote: 7352; Rating: 146; [+|-]
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<@[ben]> youd be suprised how many pancakes that mouth has masticated
<@[ben]> and yes, i spelt the last word right
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Quote: 7355; Rating: 537; [+|-]
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<whyerhead> hrm. I couldn't get laid in a womens prison with a fist full of pardons
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Quote: 7356; Rating: 279; [+|-]
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<zeitgeist> bobs car is now known as scomobile :)
<lsd> hehehe
<lsd> does that make bob 'scoman'?
<lsd> nananananananana
<lsd> SCOMAN!
<zeitgeist> lol
<lsd> quick scoman! into the scomobole!
<zeitgeist> holy floating point exception errors scoman!
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Quote: 7357; Rating: 150; [+|-]
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<zeitgeist> or you could stick in some crap sendmail and root that
<zeitgeist> so many ways to get a shell dude :)
<lsd> hehe
<zeitgeist> and they arent illegal if its your box :P
<Fryboy> hehe
<Fryboy> "..and its not cheating cos its YOUR DOG"
<lsd> lol
<zeitgeist> and its not homosexual incest cause its YOUR stepbrother
<Fryboy> O_O
<Fryboy> and its not trespass to property, cos it was running SCO
<zeitgeist> lol
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Quote: 7358; Rating: 185; [+|-]
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<HrdwrBoB> alchohol
<HrdwrBoB> is
<HrdwrBoB> teh drink of teh godz
<Fryboy> er
<Fryboy> thought that was necter
<HrdwrBoB> nah
<HrdwrBoB> nectar is for fags
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Quote: 7359; Rating: 180; [+|-]
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* stormo is potentially cosplaying at manifest this year
<DannyS> stormo: you'll still lose all respect
<DannyS> i mean, it's like voluntarily going out in front of traffic and ramming a set of computer speakers up your arse
<DannyS> except the latter gets you more friends and respect
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Quote: 7361; Rating: 196; [+|-]
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<devilgrl> qwasz: im a rocket technician for the govt.
<devilgrl> i used to be a unix admin
<pagan> sure have alot of exp for being 21...
<devilgrl> pagan: i dropped outta school and started working fulltime when I was 17
<pagan> then the .gov picked you up to work on rockets?
<devilgrl> my friend works for the company, he got me an interview
<pagan> and they saw your stunning education record, and hired you right?
<pagan> of course your full of shit, your a girl
<devilgrl> exactly
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Quote: 7369; Rating: 115; [+|-]
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<NaNaMagic> he is never too busy to answer our prayers
<qux> satan or god? you're confusing me now?
<NaNaMagic> he has extensions on his ears
<qux> like Mr Spock?
<NaNaMagic> yes jesus has ears for all
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Quote: 7374; Rating: 492; [+|-]
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<[[tom]]> this game is damn addictive...
<xcon6> minesweeper?
<[[tom]]> final fantasy x
<xcon6> same thing
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Quote: 7375; Rating: 205; [+|-]
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<Philgone> also what is wrong with keeping your penis in a woman
* Philgone strokes his cabbage patch doll
<Philgone> toasty warm
<BFG> is her name cynthia veronica picklesbury?
<Philgone> no.. roland
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