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Quote: 7376; Rating: 1003; [+|-]
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<herman> its easy as abxc
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Quote: 7383; Rating: 203; [+|-]
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<Pho> the only fun Ive had with linux was formatting it
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Quote: 7384; Rating: 115; [+|-]
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<Malicious> This NEC machine they're advertising... a 300 mhz P2 with 32 megs SDRAM and a 4.3 gig IDE harddrive
<Kythorn> thats like the same as a ferrari with no seats and a v2
<Malicious> Kyth: One that has a tendancy to overheat, mind you *P
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Quote: 7386; Rating: 90; [+|-]
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<Markus_> I can't wait until I get something to fiddle with in my hands...
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<Kaff> the biker from the Village People died.
<Kaff> he died of lung cancer.
<Kaff> which just proves that getting a coq up the date will kill you in mysterious ways.
<Dane> kaff: no. you just misunderstood when the report said that he'd had too many fags.
<Kaff> haha
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Quote: 7392; Rating: 790; [+|-]
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<Dane> i picked ryk up one night when he was completely trashed
<Dane> and he was looking like spewing
<Dane> so i reminded him of my car spew rule
<Tippytoes> which is?
<Dane> "if you hurl you pay me $150 and you have to clean it up"
<KKKBitch> heh
<Dane> and he looked in his pocket
<Dane> and goes
<Dane> "I can cover that"
<Dane> "lets go get curry"
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Quote: 7395; Rating: 49; [+|-]
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<@BondAway> i better get to work
<@IceWizard> heh
<@BondAway> i need someone o administer me an hourly dose of cocaine at work, but i dont know any secretaries, and i dont know if my boss would buy 'its sinus medicine
<@BondAway> and then drive me home
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*** Radz has quit IRC (Quit: Pure | Bitches | No, Fuck You)
* KeeperS tries to make sense of Radz's quit message
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<cromicus> they're all like "everytime you say the word 'sex', jesus cries and floods a town in a third-world country"
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<[KoG]^Deeshay> I'll beat you when I get a modem that isnt controlled by a rat in a wheel
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Quote: 7419; Rating: 586; [+|-]
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<elite_chaR> butcher im sitting like right behind you at lanwar :D
<elite_chaR> SO NO FUNNY BUSINESS
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD NOISES
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SMELLS
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SPELLING
<butcher> dude, too late, I just f4rt3d
<butcher> that's a wierd noise, a weird smell, and a weird spelling.
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<firebrand> damn, i cannot spell today
<A|exander> you just did.
<firebrand> fuck you ;)
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Quote: 7421; Rating: 184; [+|-]
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<WargasM> i like chocolate
<WargasM> it makes me think of boobies
<WargasM> i wonder if you could make a woman lactate chocolate milk, if the DNA was just right
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Quote: 7422; Rating: 493; [+|-]
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<|VenoMtv|> my dad called me up to wish me a happy birthday
<|VenoMtv|> he said, happy 22 birthday, and i replied, dad, i'm 23
<|VenoMtv|> and he said, but i thought u started to drink last year
<|VenoMtv|> i said, no, i started in high school =x
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Quote: 7423; Rating: 271; [+|-]
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<Vada> is it bad when you are at work and someone that is being rude says something to you and you all of a sudden see YOU FRAGGED SOANDSO about their head?
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Quote: 7425; Rating: 275; [+|-]
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<UllerSkewl> metric system is better anyways
<stx-suicidal> werd
<stx-suicidal> inches are gay
<puto> your just mad cause you dont have many of them nick
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Quote: 7426; Rating: 445; [+|-]
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<glasnost> i was pasting it for everyone else -[
<glasnost> err
<glasnost> =]
<glasnost> fucking sad cyclops instead of happy 2-eyes
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Quote: 7427; Rating: 672; [+|-]
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<xetlain> 376 lines of code so far I think
<xetlain> and that took me like 3 hours, lots of yelling, two packets of cigs, 4 liters of coke, and three wanks to get done.
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Quote: 7428; Rating: 397; [+|-]
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<Phuser> my fan club has a member
<Phuser> my member has a fan club
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Quote: 7429; Rating: 219; [+|-]
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<@a> i should get "butt plug" tattooed on my cock
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Quote: 7431; Rating: 1006; [+|-]
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*** MathAngel has left #vancouver
<Phuser> math angel?
<bv3> wtf is a math angel
<Phuser> that is the worst nick i've ever seen
*** Phuser is now known as SocialStudiesWizard
<SocialStudiesWizard> i damn thee
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Quote: 7432; Rating: 749; [+|-]
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<Orz> How old are you jennjenn?
<Orz> 12 right?
<jennjenn> 12??
<Orz> Yeah, comes after 13.
<Orz> Idiot.
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Quote: 7433; Rating: 371; [+|-]
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<Undine> To celebrate football fan twattishness, Birmingham will once again shut down.
<Undine> Because of the fracas of the last match, twats climbing onto bus roofs as they waited in traffic.
<Undine> The routes around the major bars will be shut.
* Hawx imagines Birmingham "shutting down"...
<Hawx> Like Christmas lights going off...
<Hawx> "It is now safe to turn off your Birmingham"
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Quote: 7435; Rating: 469; [+|-]
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<Owyn> I can't double click on a folder to open it.
<Owyn> THat's not a good thing.
<Phuser> keep the chat running man JUST KEEP THE CHAT RUNNING!
*** Owyn has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Phuser> damn
* Phuser throws his hands in the air
<Phuser> WHY GOD, WHY?!
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Quote: 7436; Rating: 281; [+|-]
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<DangerousBeauty> do u seeing me giving two fucks?
<Phuser> i see you giving everyone fucks
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Quote: 7437; Rating: 113; [+|-]
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<Loc-Dog> which is probably a good indication that he likes gaynal sex
<SantaClaws> i'll stick with the bitches part, thanks
<Loc-Dog> SantaClaws: sweet! ahmed's ass was getting loose anyway
<Loc-Dog> a: you no longer have to play the bitches part.... SantaClaws volunteered
*** SantaClaws curses not thinking before he speaks
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Quote: 7439; Rating: 177; [+|-]
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<Alpino> why dont the little ray of sunshine come ova here
<PuffTheMagickBongPipe> ova.. something Alpino's sperm will NEVER see
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Quote: 7442; Rating: 527; [+|-]
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<F|uke> I like to have sex with Enya playing in the background
<F|uke> Enya doesnt mind it either.,....she just sits, watches and plays
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Quote: 7443; Rating: 514; [+|-]
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<`]{rAzY]`> My penis is so big that when black men look at it, they say "Hey man, you got a big penis"
<dubdope> krazy... why do you have black men looking at your penis?
<dubdope> plus krazy.. how do they know what your penis looks like when they have you bent over?
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Quote: 7444; Rating: 6013; [+|-]
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<Paradox> So, guys, I have some news.
<Paradox> I know I usually don't talk much about stuff unless it's solid, but this is interesting, and I think you should know.
<Paradox> I just got an E-mail about an interesting proposition.
* volsung_ perks up.
<Paradox> Apparently, there are lesbians that want my 'hard cock.'
* volsung_ flips Paradox the bird.
<volsung_> :)
<Paradox> They want it 'now,' apparently, so the timetable is somewhat limited.
<volsung_> Are you going to just take their offer as presented, or is there an opportunity for negotiation?
<Paradox> I'm not sure.
<volsung_> I'm sure your hard cock is in great demand. An exclusive deal might not be in your best interest.
<Paradox> Last time I got an offer like this, there were some catches.
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Quote: 7449; Rating: 110; [+|-]
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<iec|brb> k why are my shoes wet?
<Lucid`> iec - cuz i missed yer cheek....
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Quote: 7450; Rating: 370; [+|-]
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<@Bojangle> splurge: This one time, my friend called the cops for getting a threatning phone call. SO the cops come over to just see what my friend is like, to judge if he was BSing or not
<@Bojangle> So they come over, and start chatting my friend up, they go, "What do you do?" and he's like, "I'm a computer consultant
<@Bojangle> "Oh yeah, what are ya' working on?" and he's like, "Oh, some webserver"
<@Bojangle> So then these two cops start talking about how he should use another server, and how the server he's using sucks, and how he should set up a database for certain things, lmao
<@splurge> HAHAHA
<@Bojangle> And my friend's like, "What are you, cops or computer programmers?" and he's like, "Oh, I just like to play around in my spare time"
<@Bojangle> It was like something outta Seinfeld
<@splurge> id skullfuck them and leave their corpses in the backyard
<@Bojangle> Me too
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*** Now talking in #-[TF]-
*** Topic is '*** Denmark has quit Worldcup (Read error: Connection reset by England)'
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Quote: 7453; Rating: 366; [+|-]
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<Kefka_> Rap is for people who need to be influenced by a culture of uneducated fools who have primary goals of "ballin" and becoming fly by having a dope ride.
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Quote: 7454; Rating: 161; [+|-]
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<rwxr-xr-x> i used to have a g/f who turned out to be world writable
<rwxr-xr-x> ridable
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Quote: 7455; Rating: 101; [+|-]
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<Scire> Yeah well I haven't been IRCing much lately
<E-vangelist> Scire: finally figured out you could masturbate with your other hand, eh?
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Ahmed is now known as ahmed_TOP_GUN
<ahmed_TOP_GUN> oh, hmm, i put in the wrong movie ---
ahmed_TOP_GUN is now known as ahmed_THOMAS_CROWN_AFFAIR
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Quote: 7457; Rating: 188; [+|-]
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<mp> wanna invest in some mp love coupons?
<dev0n> mp: no. i think my mutual fund will perform better :)
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Quote: 7458; Rating: 2; [+|-]
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<loathe> CF 5 is way way better
<dev0n> way way better than what? a hand job from your mom?
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Quote: 7459; Rating: 716; [+|-]
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<trimp> indd: go smell your mom's panties
<indd> i cant, she threw them at aerosmith.
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Quote: 7461; Rating: 310; [+|-]
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<Poltergeist21>I want to fuck the olsen twins right in the ass!!
<Poltergeist21>Dude, my balls goin smack smack smack against their teen asses..yum yum!1
<Charlesowns>Dude, i said that ten years ago!
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Quote: 7463; Rating: 32; [+|-]
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<tris> why did someone stick an altoid in your cd player?
<furyoujin> tris, we were having phun and he got a lil overexcited
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Quote: 7464; Rating: 208; [+|-]
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<Poltergeist21> I want to fuck the olsen twins right in the ass!!
<Poltergeist21> Dude, my balls goin smack smack smack against their teen asses..yum yum!1
<Charlesowns> Dude, i said that ten years ago!
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Quote: 7466; Rating: 288; [+|-]
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<gage> i found a 4x scsi cdrom on the street just now
<gage> i love how often i find hardware on the street
<gage> this was from a mac that looked like it had been beaten with a
sledgehammer
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Quote: 7467; Rating: 142; [+|-]
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<tris> all the tech contact email is signed "MFN Corporate Communications" now
<tris> maybe they are the ones running the routers
<neruaL> that would imply that a) they were running and b) someone had control
over it
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Quote: 7469; Rating: 173; [+|-]
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<gage> i drank a beer in the shower today
<christ> dude, you drank a beer in the shower?
<gage> i sho did
<gage> cold beer + hot shower = good
<christ> dude, this is what state OPs is in, we don't have time to drink a
beer like normal people anymore
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Quote: 7473; Rating: 445; [+|-]
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<@straylight> ARGH
<@straylight> how can the AIM name "shotbybothsides" be taken? WHO THE FUCK WOULD TAKE THAT?
<@straylight> ...
<@straylight> other than me?
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Quote: 7475; Rating: 239; [+|-]
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<w3nis> this bread smells weird
<w3nis> but tastes fine
<Guilty> Much like a penis
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Quote: 7476; Rating: 891; [+|-]
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* rax humps Arwen`
<Arwen`> rax: down boy!
* rax humps lower
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Quote: 7477; Rating: 525; [+|-]
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* terra begins dousing people in gasoline
<hngkong> Terra, why kill us?
<terra> Shush
<terra> it's perfume
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