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Quote: 7478; Rating: 179; [+|-]
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[Demon5] ;p
[far_call] what's that symbol supposed to mean? "I have a scar on my cheek and I'm a mouth breather"?
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<rlorenzon> ...and that's when i knew she was the one
<wolfnip> how did you know that?
<rlorenzon> because...i lost all my friends.
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Quote: 7483; Rating: 179; [+|-]
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<Chrizto> 6 irc channels, 7 mailing lists, and not a damn thing is going on
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Quote: 7484; Rating: 190; [+|-]
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<Chrizto> this unix shit is never going to catch on at this rate.
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<Chrizto> show me a chick worth worrying about after you're not the one fucking them anymore and I'll show you the value of the imaginary number i
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Quote: 7486; Rating: 270; [+|-]
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<hopi> let's talk about my need for once
<hopi> er wrong window
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Quote: 7490; Rating: 274; [+|-]
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<sortof> i slept on a glowstick wrong
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Quote: 7493; Rating: 1823; [+|-]
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<Cerebus> being bi-polar must suck
<Kender> well yes and no
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Quote: 7494; Rating: 124; [+|-]
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<Chrizto> I had too much of this hot sauce last night called "scorned woman"
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Quote: 7495; Rating: 134; [+|-]
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<SkyCriesX> i drooled into my friends eyeball once by mistake while experiencing a strong nitrous hit
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Quote: 7496; Rating: 311; [+|-]
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<Aura> oh my god
<Aura> i just passed one of thos adult diaper commercials
<Aura> they are trying to make it look sexy
<Aura> they showed this sexy leg with polished nails
<Aura> going into a diaper
<SkyCriesX> thats canada for you
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Quote: 7497; Rating: 130; [+|-]
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<mild7> its always real nice when you step out of bed and step into wetness
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Quote: 7498; Rating: 8; [+|-]
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<sort> so would someone on dxm be called detarded?
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<paat> I AM FEELING SOMETHING THAT NO EMOTICON CAN DESCRIBE
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Quote: 7501; Rating: 87; [+|-]
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<dirtynumbangelboy> SCREW HUMANITY LETS DO MORE NITROUS YAY
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Quote: 7502; Rating: 3; [+|-]
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<miss_tekky_stylez> yeah
<miss_tekky_stylez> asian shits are dope..
<miss_tekky_stylez> like take for instance
<miss_tekky_stylez> when a big log hits the water
<miss_tekky_stylez> it doesn't make the "bloop" noise..
<miss_tekky_stylez> it goes... "You break you buy!"
<miss_tekky_stylez> or "You have dishonord my family!"
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<djfisty> i woke up with samuel l jackson's hairstyle from 'unbreakable'
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Quote: 7508; Rating: 126; [+|-]
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<Cerebus> ravers don't go to heaven or hell, they go to plurgatory :(
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Quote: 7509; Rating: 29; [+|-]
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<SkyCriesX> tumors don't cuddle
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Quote: 7511; Rating: 241; [+|-]
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<orb2k> raves are just an excuse
<jovana> for what?
<orb2k> for grinding my teeth and petting everything
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<eth0_tulip> once, i stabbed a guy in LA, for not closing both eyes at the same time when he blinked
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Quote: 7515; Rating: 360; [+|-]
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<LadyLegs> i'm anal about what goes into my body
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Quote: 7517; Rating: 188; [+|-]
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<rawkus> fuckin women.
<rawkus> i call for booty and get a lecture on racism
<rawkus> wtf?
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Quote: 7518; Rating: 168; [+|-]
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<Cerebus> death is the ++ at the end of life
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Quote: 7519; Rating: 325; [+|-]
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<[Matt]> the only thing about mullholland drive that didn't confuse me entirely was the lesbian sex scenes
<[Matt]> other than that, i was lost
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Quote: 7520; Rating: 225; [+|-]
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<g33kk0r3> anyone know what carpet bombing is?
<vaportrail> umm...taking a crap on a vagina?
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Quote: 7523; Rating: 11; [+|-]
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<orbZ> the fuckin taliban took our only good search engine
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Quote: 7524; Rating: 278; [+|-]
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<yunicus> sometimes i can't deal with you people in text format
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Quote: 7525; Rating: 200; [+|-]
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<sothis> theres nothing quite like the feeling of a 60 year old woman shoving her cold, gloved, ky-jellied-up fingers up your vagina trying to touch your cervix
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<Cerebus> when i go on a rampage killing all women on the planet, i'll spare you
<yunicus> yer a dear heart
<yunicus> really
<yunicus> please leave me with a bunch of stinky men
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<raelee> I wont take it in the ass until I am married.
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Quote: 7529; Rating: 45; [+|-]
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<yunicus> i could fuckin crack your head like a walnut with my clit
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Quote: 7530; Rating: 100; [+|-]
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<sortof> look, if i move mirc around real fast, its like a lightshow
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Quote: 7532; Rating: 122; [+|-]
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<|rein|> Robitussin is like Jello man, there's always room for more
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Quote: 7533; Rating: 4; [+|-]
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<yunicus> i like fat black women filled with syrup
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Quote: 7535; Rating: 192; [+|-]
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<orb06> something red and semi-opaque
<orb06> said it was "stool softener"
<orb06> Im like wtf
<orb06> I like my stool hard, ma'am
<orb06> and left without it
<orb06> no pain no gain
<orb06> thats what I say
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<BizaSmokedout> nah amng I can hold a inteligent convrsation if you want
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Quote: 7539; Rating: 677; [+|-]
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< ryll > "putting the 'fun' back into fundamentalism, and the 'laughter' back into sectarian slaughter"
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Quote: 7540; Rating: 227; [+|-]
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< Kayne > man, i should take this vibrating monkey out of my ass... it's starting to affect my typing
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Quote: 7541; Rating: 169; [+|-]
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< FuzzyKaos > oh oh guess what i got today!!??
< Zooz > Fuzzy - Herpes? :)
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Quote: 7542; Rating: -5; [+|-]
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< Izazael > Why did they never make romantic warheads?
< Izazael > I guess no one likes the taste of semen.
< Izazael > What could be more romantic than the girls who gag on cum club at yahoo?
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Quote: 7543; Rating: 64; [+|-]
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< anakin > bayls: no, i want to know WHAT IT DOES so i know WHETHER OR NOT to remove it
< anakin > there's nothing more useful than to have an address bar on the bottom of ur screen at all times :)
< Bayls > anakin - Ah right. Well, use the Force or something. :)
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Quote: 7544; Rating: 167; [+|-]
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< telex > i love god
< Bayls > Telex - except in your case "god" is your anus, and you "worship" it with a broom handle.
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Quote: 7545; Rating: 205; [+|-]
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< Bayls > Sheesus. Was it this dead -before- I got here? :)
< annie > yeah
< Bayls > Hmmm, musta been. Weird, I didn't see any Star Trek marathons on tonight.
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Quote: 7547; Rating: 218; [+|-]
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[Izazael] when ryll dies, we should cremate him and put his ashes in a coffee filter
[Izazael] mmm nescafe goth blend
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Quote: 7549; Rating: 1117; [+|-]
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[blergh`] so i went to this fight and a damn hockey game broke out
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Quote: 7552; Rating: 1; [+|-]
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[spoob] oiled up black bint on Rage. oooer, they oil up nicely. I wish I was black. I'd be able to wear silver wrap around glasses and people would assume I had a big dick instead of me having to show them all the time
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Quote: 7553; Rating: 112; [+|-]
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[Bayls] Gimp - that's right. I mean you know my name. Big woo. Either you're off adam, or your girlfriend talks in her sleep. Either way. Snoozes from me.
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Quote: 7554; Rating: -12; [+|-]
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[spoob] I could almost have sex with myself if it didn't keep horning up and stabbing myself through the tonsils
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Quote: 7555; Rating: 13; [+|-]
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[anakin] man i love microsoft visio
[Bayls] yeah, and thanks for answering my question about it earlier. :)
[anakin] what question did you have?
[Bayls] how well does it sniff out your network and give you a diagram with Ipaddresses etc?
[Bayls] is it visio enterprise?
[anakin] not sure, i havent tried it yet
[anakin] na i only have professional
[Bayls] It should say it on the box. if it says "enterprise", it's the enterpr.... ooooh, there IS NO BOX, is there? :)
[anakin] does error checking etc too for ERD, data flow, structure charts, etc too
[Bayls] sensational!
[annie] you have NO idea what he just said, do you bayls? ;)
[anakin] even gives you an output box at the bottom telling you any errors as you go along ... like a compiler .. heh
[Bayls] yeah, he said it's got a spell checker or something in it.
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