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Quote: 7167; Rating: 16; [+|-]
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<[7^11^Dropout]> i will put you in a wheelchair witha shpinning, half-twist, lebanese heel kick mate
<Mousey> if you were lebanese you would still be working at 7-11
<Mousey> lying cunt
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Quote: 7171; Rating: 309; [+|-]
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::Sathane.. I am wlasys sober
::Sathane.. excpet when I dirnk
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Quote: 7172; Rating: 100; [+|-]
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<Mr_BoGgLeS> she said you looked edible mosey..
<Mousey> well boggles
<Mousey> if she thinks im edible
<Mousey> she probably is fat
<Mousey> i have no fat on me
<Mousey> eating me would be like going on a diet
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Quote: 7173; Rating: 287; [+|-]
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<Ice|P> blow jobs r better
<mk4> why because you get a load in the mouth
<nim-zero> a load in the mouth is worth two in the hand
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Quote: 7174; Rating: 310; [+|-]
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<Latino-Heat> my mum wants me to get a piercing or a tattoo to make me look meaner
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Quote: 7175; Rating: 179; [+|-]
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<Punk-In-Drublic> ill look at my penis... and laugh... or will i cry??
<Mousey> it deoends if you drew a happy face or a sad face on it ross
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Quote: 7177; Rating: 97; [+|-]
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<Tyson> kegs rule
<Tyson> im gonna marry one
<Mousey> ill have an affair with it
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Quote: 7178; Rating: 764; [+|-]
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<BeLLa`> does sperm die when it hits the air, msg me if u know
<carcin0gen-> sounds like someone got a 3 pointer
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Quote: 7179; Rating: 225; [+|-]
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<morientes> some fucker just played a trick on me.. i was sitting in the couch.. well all of a sudden my jocks feel like their going up my ass crack... i try to pull out the wedge.. most pain i've ever felt... someone put chewy in my jocks and my ass hairs are all stuck together.. stuck to my jocks.. i dont fucking
believe this shit
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Quote: 7183; Rating: 534; [+|-]
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(Jeopardy) hi I need someone to help me with compiling a small program
(dgc) Jeopardy: What is gcc?
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Quote: 7187; Rating: 77; [+|-]
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<solo> Think about a time in your life which you had the most fun, well....then picture work being the total opposite
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Quote: 7190; Rating: 1191; [+|-]
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<eff> the noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.
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Quote: 7192; Rating: 351; [+|-]
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<gedamo> Some of our customers used to call their computer boxes the "brain" and it led tothem calling up saying things like "My brain isn'tworking"
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Quote: 7194; Rating: 786; [+|-]
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<nit`zZz> I was lovin that pussy while she was lovin this dick, I was shovin it in her while she was yellin dont quit
<NGN-_-> Then you realized you were dreamin that shit - in real life your a no-pussy gettin prick
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Quote: 7198; Rating: 115; [+|-]
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<@Web> <Anastasia> fuck you
<@Web> russian men get upset easily
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Quote: 7199; Rating: 47; [+|-]
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<lilp00t> give me somin new to make fun of u for
<death2all82> ummmm i came in today and idled and u went on for like 45mins. until i responde. then i left for a half an hour and u were still going on talking to no1
<death2all82> now the fruitcake is PMing me
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Quote: 7200; Rating: 481; [+|-]
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<zhix> logicbox - sarenna lee rocks you.. she's just so.. bountiful!
<zhix> I could literally get lost in her bosom.
<zhix> I'd accidently drop my bagel in there and end up falling in..
<barkode> barkode: JOSH, ARE YOU OKAY DOWN THERE? zhix: I'M FINE. GO AWAY. barkode: I'LL GET HELP. zhix: DON'T YOU DARE FUCKER. LEAVE ME HERE.
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Quote: 7201; Rating: 362; [+|-]
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<@WatchDragon> dude, i am like -- that close to having my boating licence
<@motardo> dude, you are like -- that close to having a mullet
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Quote: 7206; Rating: 204; [+|-]
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<Bane> they PROMISED they'd call me
<Xzibit-A> bunch of fucken users
<Bane> that's what i say
<Bane> i'm nothing but two holes and two hands to them
<Bane> *sob*
<Bane> just a cum receptacle
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Quote: 7214; Rating: 153; [+|-]
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<Viper550esp> heh hell, you have no idea what hell is! Try standing inbetween two large fat women at a manson concert who decided just to wear the bare minimum to get it in concert. Oh thats nothing, they decided that it would be fun to start a mash pit. I kid you not those two women took out 7 people with one
massive shove
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Quote: 7215; Rating: 228; [+|-]
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<geekster> mossibly
<geekster> that's most poccibly, but it went thru a horible translation from brain to fingers
<geekster> ARSE!!
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Quote: 7216; Rating: 129; [+|-]
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<eod> echo "\$cd pub" >t-shirt
<eod> echo "\$more beer" >>t-shirt
<eod> heh
<weis> cat t-shirt | sed s/beer/whiskey/ >better_t-shirt
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Quote: 7219; Rating: 293; [+|-]
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<Sundancer> DE: "The truth is out there" :)
<DarkElf> sunny: yeah, thank god it's out there and not in here with us
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Quote: 7220; Rating: 331; [+|-]
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*** DarkElf changes topic to "Sundancer Kicked Hiro's butt at Pool!! :) that's Mr 'I have my own table at home' Gay Helicopter Pilot Hiro (in case you were wondering)"
<Hiro> *growl*
*** Hiro changes topic to "I lost ONE FUCKING GAME to her ok?"
*** DarkElf changes topic to "yes, but to a WOMAN ?"
<Hiro> she isnt a women
<Hiro> she is a beast from the pits of hell
<Hiro> a demon possessed her
<DarkElf> see - reading that bible thing may have helped you... and you laughed at the people in #alive
*** DarkElf changes topic to "Hiro converts to christianity"
<Hiro> de: even jesus would have lost that fucking game of pool
<Hiro> I need a gun, so I can shoot myself
<DarkElf> Hiro: why don't you just stab yoursefl in the eye with the pool cue.....
<DarkElf> hang on though, going on sunny's description of you skill you'll probably miss *grin
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Quote: 7221; Rating: 292; [+|-]
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*** mrBlond changes topic to "The QuakeFEST is....."
*** fern changes topic to "The QuakeFEST was yesterday !!"
<mrBlond> wow I must be REALLY lagged then
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Quote: 7223; Rating: 180; [+|-]
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<wabbit> ok ... we dont choose what cum tastes like ... otherwise it would taste a WHOLE LOT DIFFERENT!!!
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Quote: 7224; Rating: 1703; [+|-]
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*** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's, All welcome. Place for 500"
<Minko> grrrr
<Minko> You can all come, but I'm not gonna be there
*** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's <Minko> You can all come"
<Minko> Stop it guys, I'm busy this weekend
<Minko> I've got big things planned
*** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's <Minko> You can all come <Minko> I've got big things planned"
<Minko> Aaargh
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Quote: 7226; Rating: 361; [+|-]
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<Stray> you're a winner. i'm a winner. we're all winners here.
<KurtBatz> Everyone's a winner baby, that's the truth. o/~
<Hawx> I have to go to fucking work tomorrow. I'm not a winner.
<Hawx> I'm just a breadwinner.
<Hawx> But who the fuck wants to work for bread?
<KurtBatz> Ethiopians.
<Hawx> True
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Quote: 7227; Rating: 379; [+|-]
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<Prophet_Tenebrae> i am to porn what pot noodle is to snacks.
<Wesley> an insult?
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Quote: 7229; Rating: 475; [+|-]
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asjk] !list
[asjk] anyone know a good open ftp?
[ck1] 127.0.0.1
[asjk] need a userid/pw
[ck1]anonymous
[bluerose] oh come on give him the good account
[ck1] :)
[bluerose] l: hax0r
[bluerose] p: 31337
[asjk] thx
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Quote: 7230; Rating: 272; [+|-]
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[ace_kevi] heh, i didn't know there was a programming language called
brainfuck.
[buz-] goes by "MIPS assembler" also
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Quote: 7231; Rating: 200; [+|-]
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<dietz> Computers, the internet, it's just a large scale version of Knott's Berry Farm.
<dietz> Oh, and instead of Snoopy, there's porn. Yeah.
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Quote: 7235; Rating: 529; [+|-]
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<OneEyedJack> Someone tell me why everyone lists one of their hobbies as either "hanging out" or "partying"?
<Qtechie> I like to hang out while I party... but chicks are always grossed out by it, and guys tend to beat me up for it
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Quote: 7239; Rating: 526; [+|-]
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<fo0bar> fuck, how do I contact the IRS?
<egon> cheat on your taxes... they'll contact you.
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Quote: 7244; Rating: 386; [+|-]
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<Grum_Trivia> shithead1 has won 50 in a row!! Total Points this WEEK: 22347 & this MONTH: 34899
<Shithead1> I am fucking tired of trivia
<Grumman> imagine that
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Quote: 7245; Rating: 334; [+|-]
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<Mike_3486> i wonder if i could smother somebody using the CO2 from a Coke can <Sock_Monkee> shrug
<Mike_3486> nobody knows...if i asked how to make a bong from a wiffle ball, some duct tape, and a rubber band i'd get 10 different answers
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Quote: 7247; Rating: 110; [+|-]
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<sylwia> I'm drawing black people
<sylwia> for a poster for my english class
<sylwia> I think I made tham too black
<sylwia> you can't really see their faces
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Quote: 7248; Rating: -7; [+|-]
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<BBKahuna> shae, my ejaculation was increased by 300%!!!!
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Quote: 7250; Rating: 410; [+|-]
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<yunicus> god has so many stalkers
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Quote: 7252; Rating: 10; [+|-]
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<sylwia> I was considering plugging a smiley sometime =( just for the sake of sticking good E up my ass
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Quote: 7259; Rating: 525; [+|-]
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<Jay> how do u spell nebour
<nc> neighbour
<nc> haha
<Jay> kthx
<Jay> how do u spell ritch
<nc> rich u moron
<DX> rofl
<Jay> well
<DX> u dum cunt jay
<Jay> so what if i cant spell
<Jay> i type it in spell check
<Jay> and im still so wrong it goes what the fuck no suggestions
<nc> MS never reckoned on Jay
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Quote: 7263; Rating: 553; [+|-]
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<|nqbuss> i have no problem deciding what to do. if i'm hungry, i eat. if i'm tired, i sleep, if i need to user the bathroom, i use the bathroom, if none of the above, i sit in front of the computer
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Quote: 7264; Rating: 317; [+|-]
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<Tigrrr> I cook food in my oven.
<Tigrrr> i like food.
<edoc> I gas puppies in mine
<Tigrrr> mmmmmm puppies
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Quote: 7265; Rating: -10; [+|-]
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<Daemon_> thak you for replying I dont know what is daemon or who is daemon explain
<Daemon_> to me who is or what is...sometimes Inotice you are the one who return the
<Daemon_> mail for some reasons.....I want to know who or what daemon is..thak you
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Quote: 7268; Rating: 23; [+|-]
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( `46and2 ) i've learnt alot about getting a woman off... it's not that hard. i even convinced my friend to show me where the effing g spot is... i tried it on my g/f and all this clear shit came out
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Quote: 7269; Rating: 149; [+|-]
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(bern) i have a feeling gf's gonna call during the game
(bern) what do i do if that happens?
(bern) bit busy darling, killing a sentry gun!
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Quote: 7270; Rating: 577; [+|-]
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( Lev ) i got to taste pre-mixed coca-cola concentrate from McDOnalds!
( Lev ) BEFORE THE WATER!
( Lev ) WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Quote: 7272; Rating: 249; [+|-]
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( Fuzzy ) jBalls: go get all asian on them and start bargining
( jBalls ) haha i lack that crucial gene
( jBalls ) i cant bargain my way out of a cardboard box
( Lev ) but you ddr like a motherfucker
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Quote: 7273; Rating: 484; [+|-]
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( CraNDaWG ) i just watched like 6 ddr videos and i must say
( CraNDaWG ) that is the _gayest_ bullshit i have ever seen
( Lev ) you know, real men who rustle cows and weld stuff prolly think us playing computer games and giggling at each others gayness on irc is the _gayest_ bullshit
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Quote: 7275; Rating: 375; [+|-]
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[Leviath] I have a funny tingle in my nose. At 3:30pm I ate some Kettle Chilli chips and went into this coughing/snorting fit and coughed a small piece of chilli chip up my nose and snorted it out. It burned like HELL and I in turn created a scene being the 27 year old crying gayboy with a bag of chips in one hand and
some printer paper I used to blow my nose on in the other :(((
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