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Quote: 6979; Rating: 279; [+|-]
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<glasnost> shiva: the zoo is where are the hardcore niggas hang out
<shiva> we chill next to the lions
<shiva> with our gats
<shiva> lickin' our snow cones
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Quote: 6980; Rating: 89; [+|-]
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<chococat44> you just cant keep a good man down
<greg> Conversly, you can't keep a bad man up.
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Quote: 6982; Rating: 108; [+|-]
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<zoner> anyone know the content-type for a .exe
<ZXPKNOBB> It's content-type is "fun".
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Quote: 6983; Rating: 239; [+|-]
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<unlord> you are now talking to a man who owns a piece of furniture for the express purpose of sleeping on it
<Animix> oooooooooooh
<Animix> can I have your autograph
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Quote: 6986; Rating: 315; [+|-]
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<vamp_work> some guy named Debian hacked my box and made it unstable
<vamp_work> it tells me every time I log in
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Quote: 6987; Rating: 145; [+|-]
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<@vampyr> clearly Trent Reznor is a debian user
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Quote: 6992; Rating: 132; [+|-]
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<mantid> outlander, it's a simple analog controller
<warptail> like my wang.
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Quote: 6994; Rating: 632; |
<mgod> weights 300 or something
<mgod> she sez she has a thyroid problem
<bats> um i didn't know nabisco made thyroids
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Quote: 6996; Rating: 150; [+|-]
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<Javi> a gijoe game would suck
<Javi> cause nobody ever dies
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Quote: 6998; Rating: 196; [+|-]
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<enojy> im gonna tell my parents im a father so i get a present on sunday
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Quote: 7000; Rating: 121; [+|-]
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<evenpar123> Radioactive rain would be pretty freaky
<evenpar123> You'd need a pretty strong umbrella...
<Slant> evenpar123: Umbrella wouldn't help.
<evenpar123> Lead bubble?
<Slant> Shit, living inside of a motorized lead bubble would be cool.
<evenpar123> Where would you get gas?
<Slant> You could use the rain.
<evenpar123> But, how would you use the internet?
<mightyflo> use aol
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Quote: 7001; Rating: 234; [+|-]
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<LizziBabe> Kiri! I got something you just *gotta* have!
<Lazarus> Lizzi: Sex?
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Quote: 7004; Rating: 127; [+|-]
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<@Logan> I think my roommate has a strong aversion to taking out the trash.
<@drini> kill him
<@drini> ok maybe not a good idea
<@drini> you'll have to take out garbagetwice
<@drini> as often
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Quote: 7005; Rating: 195; [+|-]
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<Rikhei> I am *not* a pricktease
<K`shandra> oh - you follow through. Okay. ;-)
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Quote: 7009; Rating: 4; [+|-]
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<`Kd> in status..that ppl talking in there not knowing we see them or something?
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Quote: 7010; Rating: 14; [+|-]
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<`Kd> theres another good spelling leason
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Quote: 7013; Rating: 426; [+|-]
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<`Kd> iv finally mastered my keyboars
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Quote: 7017; Rating: 186; [+|-]
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<Ac3d> i guess this isn't TOO bad..i mean it could be worse...
<Ac3d> I only have to re-install my modem everytime i want to get on the net
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Quote: 7018; Rating: 60; [+|-]
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Topic is 'God made drunks so ugly people could get laid.' Set by Ac3d
<Ac3d> man..i think im getting drunk
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Quote: 7021; Rating: 86; [+|-]
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<Ac3d> ima redneck now...Chevy sent a magazine to my house under the name Bob Jones
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Quote: 7022; Rating: 546; [+|-]
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<Ac3d> uh oh, i think i just sent a nude pic of me to my friends mom
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Quote: 7023; Rating: 168; [+|-]
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<Ac3d> think i should archive my pr0n acording to type (movie,picture,interactive,etc...), alphabetical (a-f,g-m,etc..), size, or genre?
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Quote: 7025; Rating: 227; [+|-]
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<skychic> how do you exit channels?
<anarch> use /quit
*** skychic has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<anarch> heheh
*** skychic has joined #lummies
<CrashCat> hmm, you must have missed a parameter
<CrashCat> try /quit #lummies
<skychic> cheers!
*** skychic has quit IRC (Quit: #lummies)
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Quote: 7026; Rating: 210; [+|-]
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<ori0n> why did you name yourself after a video file?
<zorack> hehe
<avi-> because i'm long hardcore and take forever to download
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Quote: 7027; Rating: 4; [+|-]
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<rb> eminem vs a terrorist organization
<rb> weird
<JtHM> heh
<JtHM> Eminem_Vs_Al_Qaeda-BattleRap_12"-2002-RNS
<rb> hahahaha
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Quote: 7028; Rating: 658; [+|-]
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<Conskill> That kinda gun brings out the raving gun loving American in us all.
<The_Tick> Over and under shotgun. Three throwing knives. The ability to hide.
<Rain> yeah, seriously.
<Rain> The_tick - Huh?
<The_Tick> That's all you need.
<The_Tick> And it's cheeeep.
<Twinkcide> Rain: The bullets are embedded in cakes of propellant instead of casings. It was designed to overcome the problem of recoil pushing the barrel off target while firing in bursts
<Twinkcide> Has an insane ROF while in 3-round burst mode, and no recoil until the third round has left the barrel
<Pander> Tick: That won't kill a velociraptor.
<The_Tick> On the other hand, I'd sleep with that thing if I had one.
<Pander> I base all gun purchases on "Will this kill a velociraptor?"
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Quote: 7030; Rating: 241; [+|-]
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<Adar> "If you handle an envelope and some white powder spills out, you should _____________?"
<Boog|Happy> "Sniff it?"
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Quote: 7031; Rating: 391; [+|-]
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<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> HATE
<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> PAIN
<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> LOATHING
<Somebob> Can I have some?
<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> no. this is my own personal stock.
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Quote: 7033; Rating: 102; [+|-]
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<Paine> "What body parts would you be willing to give away to play AO normally?"
<Paine> I mean, are you really using that little toe for anything important?
<Rattran> Depends on how many are in the freezer, doesn't it?
<Burimpu> I'd give my left vaginal wall to play AO properly!
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Quote: 7034; Rating: 30; [+|-]
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<Kash> I'd donate sperm to the helpless supermodels
<Kash> THEY ARE STRAVING YOU KNOW
<Kash> ..STARVING
<Maugan> SPERM....Its whats for dinner
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Quote: 7036; Rating: 98; [+|-]
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<Brellium> Hey where is everyone in Ao?
<Rattran> Stuck in a wall
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Quote: 7038; Rating: 143; [+|-]
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<casss> divX runs slightly jittery on comp
<casss> is that cause of vid card?
<JtHMx> it's cuz you're gy
<sirg> but how does the codec know that?
<JtHMx> it's magic
<sirg> very cool!
* sirg is way impressed
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Quote: 7039; Rating: 667; [+|-]
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<DocWebstr> *cough*BULLSHIT*cough*
<Lazarus> Doc, you really gotta quit inhaling all that bullshit; it's not good for you.
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Quote: 7041; Rating: -70; [+|-]
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<Maugan> How did Mako get the 8 year old boy to cry twice?
<Mako> Maugan: I forget, how?
<Maugan> He wiped his bloody dick on its teddy bear
<Kash> He wiped the blood on
<Kash> fucker
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Quote: 7048; Rating: 276; [+|-]
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<LizziBayb> hey, narcissism ain't a bad thing. sometimes it's the only unconditional love you can get
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Quote: 7050; Rating: 301; [+|-]
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<Necron> man, can't even start an op war in here anymore.
<Necron> :(
*** Necron was kicked by Conskill (Conskill)
<Conskill> Op war won.
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Quote: 7053; Rating: 57; [+|-]
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<anarch> do you get to beat your pets like in dungeon keeper?
<Twinkcide> You can beat them and throw things at them!
<anarch> sweet
* Twinkcide throws anarch into the side of a mountain
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Quote: 7056; Rating: 170; [+|-]
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<Dracleath> You know, its disturbing how much the frosting for dominos cinnamon sticks looks like semen
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Quote: 7057; Rating: 557; [+|-]
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<Lazarus> Anyone care to guess my sign?
<DocWebstr> "Keep Off"?
<Lazarus> Wrong Way.
<Beki> this end up? :)
<K`shandra> "Thank You - Come Again." ;-)
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Quote: 7064; Rating: 169; [+|-]
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<Staberinde> The worst of the bunch was this
* Staberinde points at his crotch
<Staberinde> "Ya know this thing isn't going to blow itself!"
<CrashCat> it will if you wire it with explosives
<Staberinde> Well yes, but that's only when the zombies are near
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Quote: 7065; Rating: 635; [+|-]
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<skatoni> will some one please help
<shev> ya?
<skatoni> there is a guy hacking into my computer
<shev> unplug your modem
<skatoni> how?
<shev> see those wires behind your computer?
<shev> rip'em all out
*** skatoni has quit IRC (Read error to skatoni[ppp012.rosenet.net]: Connection reset by peer)
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Quote: 7066; Rating: 232; [+|-]
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<Ein|sk00l> Goddammit.
<Ein|sk00l> Is it too much to ask for ONE hot shower a week?
<Staberinde> Yes
<Staberinde> But then I live in California
<Staberinde> Where its too much to ask for electricity at least once a week
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Quote: 7067; Rating: -30; [+|-]
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<Naivete> the Christian Culture Club scheduled Jesus Day
<Naivete> and the Gay Culture Club scheduled Gay Day on the same day
*** Naivete was kicked by Kash (...)
<Naivete> and harassed the christians.
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Quote: 7069; Rating: 148; [+|-]
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<anarch> i should put some pants on and go check my mail
<Burimpu> or you could do it without pants
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Quote: 7070; Rating: 143; [+|-]
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<Joe_> The word "gun" has been replaced with "Poppinfresh Poke" in all of the history books. Didn't they cover that on the news?
<Joe_> Lemme get my book
<Joe_> The M-1A, the standar issue Poppinfresh Poke up until the Korean Thumbwrestle.
<Joe_> Then, at the advent of the Vietman Squardance, the new standard issue Poppinfresh Poke was a modified version of the old, named the M16a, or as the soldiers called it: "Hoo hoo!"
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Quote: 7072; Rating: 406; [+|-]
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<Staberinde> What I'm wondering is why the ACLU isn't bringing lawsuits against these schools that suspend kids for drawings or writings. I mean if that's not depriving someone of their freedom of speech I don't know what is.
<Joe_> Because the Supreme Court ruled that the constitution doesn't extend to schools.
<Staberinde> That means my old high school can secede from the union then, right?
<Joe_> It could work..
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Quote: 7073; Rating: 250; |
<Joe_> I got arrested by a school poice officer.
<Joe_> Up until I was sitting in Juvi for a couple hours, I was being illegaly detained.
<Joe_> Heh.. last time I try to ditch school to take a shit.
<Joe_> From now on, I'm shitting in my locker. Let them find THAT the next time they do a random search.
<Joe_> I can see it now. A stare down. Me, with my pants down. The cop, nose covered, gun drawn.
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Quote: 7074; Rating: 294; [+|-]
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<gegi> same reason people look down on you if you're into BDSM but prefer the man to be the dom
<Naivete> people look down on that?
<Naivete> why?
<Nicademus> cause the girl is tied to the floor duh
<Nicademus> kinda hard to look up at her
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Quote: 7077; Rating: 565; [+|-]
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<Einer> Charging for porn is like caging a beautiful unicorn in a deep, dark dungeon.
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Quote: 7079; Rating: 232; [+|-]
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<DocWebstr> Okay... a couple of things before I very literally go pass out....
<Mycroft> If it's about Soylent Green, we already know. :)
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