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[Topic ] Synoptica changes topic to '[ madwoota != sober ]'
[madwoota ] since i have only to quote 2 lines from a .log file to change all your opinions, wonder hwat i couljd get insteae
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<_Tenchi_> jwzrd-: are you a pole smoker too ?
<jwzrd-> _Tenchi_: why, you want your pole smoked ?
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<sal> how to best explain the need for distributed systems to management? redundancy?
<Morbus> bodies.
<Morbus> think about it: if you bury a single body in one place, when the police find it, you're screwed.
<Morbus> but cut a body up and bury it all over the place, and you're maximizing your potential.
<sal> yeah im sure that'll hit close enough to home
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<RazorX> tired of hearing my 200 pound upstairs neighbor walk
<chemdog> hey, I'm 200 lbs!
<RazorX> so is she
<chemdog> doh!
<FS_Falcon_GA> Raxoz you haven't tried to hit it yet?
<RazorX> no ive heard it getting hit.... i think it hits back
<FS_Falcon_GA> Man we didn't get you drunk enough yet. I'll have to work on that
<RazorX> not enough beer in the world my man
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<fagg0t> I need no ignore list...I'm quite capable of ignoring people with my BRAIN
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<dawgs> I got virgins who got a pimp? /msg me
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<NalezWork> aaw fuck
<NalezWork> I just did a rm -rf blah * instead of a rm -rf blah &
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<sbp> oh, I just remembered something
<Morbus> no, i already dropped your underwear in the mail.
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<Toen> OH NO! A steamroller comes barreling down on brentai! He must roll 1d20! Less than 6 escapes death!
<Toen> unless he wants to use up his luck charm and make it a 1d10!
<Brentai> I use my raping skill to rape the steamroller.
<Toen> your rape is ineffective against the cold, solid steel!
<Brentai> Well, crud.
<Brentai> 1d10
<Dildice> Brentai: 9
<Brentai> Er, 1d20.
<Brentai> 1d20
<Dildice> Brentai: 14
<Brentai> Crap, and crap.
<Toen> squish
<Brentai> Well, I went out trying to rape a steamroller. It's a man's death.
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<AaronSw> To prevent this day from getting worse, I'll just read ERROR as GOOD THING
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<CapnKev> btw, chicks really dig a man with a palmpilot.
<goosedaemon> really?
<piman> Yeah. Do they politely excuse themselves rather than blatently run away?
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<pvx> why do these psycho's always msg my bot?
<xf> Because that is what psychos do.
<MenTaLguY> more to the point, why do a majority of them seem to be from Brazil?
<xf> Because that is where psychos live.
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<pvx> alright, ive come up with a good description.. it looks like snot that was soaked in cum, rolled around in encheladas, and put in a freezer for an hour.
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<aer> I don't like pamela anderson type breasts
<xf> Their remote controls are annoying and not well documented.
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<Uriel> crackhead is driving at 60 MPH and talking to the seats. A stoner is driving at 6 MPH and munching on the seats
<piman> How fast will they be going in 2 hours when they hit?
<pvx> 0 mph. Dammed elephant crossings..
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<Satrina> and no, that's my friend Marissa The Nympho Elf :P
<Satrina> we put the Ho in Nympho
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<piman> RVD: Whereas the amount of people watching wrestling grows, oddly enough, at the same rate as the people who are 3rd generation welfare recipients.
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<piman> Lindz: Does Ricky Martin scare you too?
<piman> Based on the way he dances, I think he's Steve Ballmer's long lost twin...
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<zed> I LIKE BREAD AND BUTTER I LIKE TOAST AND JAM SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING AND THATS WHY I LIKE CRACK
<zed> IIIII LOVE CRACK
<zed> FROM MY HEAD DOWN TO MY BACK
<zed> ALMOST AS MUCH AS IIIIIII LOVE EGGS
<zed> FROM MY HEAD DOWN TO MY LEGS
<zed> BUT I DONT REALLY LOVE EGGS
<zed> WELL, I LOVE THEM, BUT IN THE WAY A MAN WOULD LOVE A FINE CUBAN CIGAR
<Nelson> zed; wtf song is that?
<zed> Nelson, IT'S EGG PROPAGANDA MUSIC
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<MenTaLguY> You know, the trouble with cocaine is that the "...but I didn't inhale" excuse doesn't work
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<piman> DAMMIT NETSCAPE!
<piman> DO NOT FREEZE WHEN MY MOTHER WALKS IN AND I AM LOOKING AT PORN!
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<psichan> nipple rings remind me of giant castle doors
<psichan> whenever I see someone showing off nipple rings, I want to reach out and yank on them, screaming "SANCTUARY!"
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<Ibrahim> mike should work for tech support
<Ibrahim> not any company in particular, just tech support in genreal
<michael> Ibrahim, That seems like a good idea in theory. But take into account my acute lack of patience.
<Ibrahim> that's the point.
<Ibrahim> we record all calls, video tape you, and sell it as comedy things.
<michael> Mmmm...no.
<Ibrahim> you'd make plenty of money.
<michael> Mmmm...no.
<Ibrahim> Free Donuts.
<michael> Mmmm...no.
<Ibrahim> how about your choice of 20 nude women at your beck and call carrying large tropical drinks.
<Ibrahim> actually, we could make more money with said 20 women and the video.
<michael> How about we combine all of them?
<Ibrahim> a comedy about 20 nude women with donuts and large tropical drinks?
<LdySaphyre> I want the video of Ib trying to talk twenty women into being michael's nude servants.
<michael> Ibrahim, No. A comedy about 20 nude women seducing me and offering me large tropical drinks while I try to perform my duties as a tech support person :P
<Ibrahim> now THERE is a video!
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<Nelson> duh; try not to make getting blown the entire meaning of your existance
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<CapnKev> Nothing's illegal when you're dead.
<Satrina> "dead girls don't say no"
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<rayena> Oh great.. I'm covered with salad again
<michael> Lesbian salad wrestling, on the next Jerry Springer
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<eric> ...whered #goatsex go?
<PyroP> hell.
<eric> mommy, where do cheerleaders come from?
<PyroP> hell.
<eric> ...whats lleh backwards?
<LdySaphyre> cheerleader.
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<Dominitus> I meant what i said, you need a diagram giving you the proper strategy
<Mr_Fish> ON HOW TO MASTURBATE/
<Mr_Fish> ...
<[SA]mr_box> yes
<[SA]mr_box> lol
<Mr_Fish> i've already looked for instructions on the net.
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<skynxnex> let's call it "Glasnosat's and Skynxnex's Rockingly good Web Broswer with a Cool name"
<skynxnex> or Gasrgwbwacn for short.
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<glasnost> 1040 ez e
<glasnost> peace to all my bruvas at the iRS
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<dh> man irc is a waste of time...i should go play quake or something...
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<glasnost> i didn't have a life.
<glasnost> i had a BBS.
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<glasnost> i just talked to some girls on this hall.
<glasnost> they're like, female and stuff.
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<null> glasnost: what version of the internet did you install?/
<glasnost> null: 5.0
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<friction> hey hey.
<Turbovec> yo yo yo flapjack
<friction> i... don't know what that means.
<Turbovec> its raper talk, you're not supposed to understand dawg ;-)
<FlipTopBox> Turbovec: i believe you either mean "rapper" or "rapist". considering the context, i'm supposing the first.
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<ZXTPKNNOBBBSSCS> rosy palm pilots?
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<greg> I like bush, but i dont like Busch or Bush.
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<ZXPKNOBB> I invented this incredible cough drop medicine! The side effects include mild coughing.
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<zhixel:#916> <matrix> woah. I know perl. </matrix>
<junk:#916> you forgot the trailing dude
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<SlapAyoda:#916> felix, do these girls names end in jpg or gif?
<felix:#916> slap: names are insignificant
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<felix:#slackware> ne1 isn't here. try AOL
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<lokia:#916> you obvioously havent been modeming long
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<glasnost> kkf: we should get married, so you can be kkk.
<kkf> hmm... wow, another reason not to marry you :)
<glasnost> ouch, that backfired
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<kate> you MALE. always wanting to talk about football instead of my menstrual cycle.
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<glas_paper> my paper has the word count of the beast
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<RunMe> I saw people fucking in the NRV parking lot once back in high school
<RunMe> it was pretty fucking disgusting
<glasnost> thats an appropriate type of disgusting.
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<vampyr> i didn't lose it in the sense of i can't find it
<vampyr> i lost it networkically
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* vampyr giggles in a sinister manner
<vampyr> hmm..that didn't come out right
* vampyr chortles in a sinister manner
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<ZXPKNOBB> I should make a cereal, where it is potato chips.
<ZXPKNOBB> And you must eat it in water, not in milk.
<ZXPKNOBB> It'll be called Gross Flakes.
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<pkt> if i was giving some one cpr, and i heard my ups beeping, i would stop the cpr, and make sure my computer got plugged in somewhere else
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