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<Prophet_Tenebrae> i am to porn what pot noodle is to snacks.
<Wesley> an insult? |
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Quote: 7229; Rating: 552; [+|-]
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asjk] !list
[asjk] anyone know a good open ftp?
[ck1] 127.0.0.1
[asjk] need a userid/pw
[ck1]anonymous
[bluerose] oh come on give him the good account
[ck1] :)
[bluerose] l: hax0r
[bluerose] p: 31337
[asjk] thx |
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Quote: 7230; Rating: 319; [+|-]
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[ace_kevi] heh, i didn't know there was a programming language called
brainfuck.
[buz-] goes by "MIPS assembler" also |
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Quote: 7231; Rating: 239; [+|-]
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<dietz> Computers, the internet, it's just a large scale version of Knott's Berry Farm.
<dietz> Oh, and instead of Snoopy, there's porn. Yeah. |
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<OneEyedJack> Someone tell me why everyone lists one of their hobbies as either "hanging out" or "partying"?
<Qtechie> I like to hang out while I party... but chicks are always grossed out by it, and guys tend to beat me up for it |
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<fo0bar> fuck, how do I contact the IRS?
<egon> cheat on your taxes... they'll contact you. |
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<Grum_Trivia> shithead1 has won 50 in a row!! Total Points this WEEK: 22347 & this MONTH: 34899
<Shithead1> I am fucking tired of trivia
<Grumman> imagine that |
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<Mike_3486> i wonder if i could smother somebody using the CO2 from a Coke can <Sock_Monkee> shrug
<Mike_3486> nobody knows...if i asked how to make a bong from a wiffle ball, some duct tape, and a rubber band i'd get 10 different answers |
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<sylwia> I'm drawing black people
<sylwia> for a poster for my english class
<sylwia> I think I made tham too black
<sylwia> you can't really see their faces |
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<BBKahuna> shae, my ejaculation was increased by 300%!!!! |
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<yunicus> god has so many stalkers |
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<sylwia> I was considering plugging a smiley sometime =( just for the sake of sticking good E up my ass |
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<Hedge> yeah, loud music during sex really works. it's easy to keep the motion to a beat
<Kharnifex> mmmm yeah, but i'd have to get more fit to have sex again
<TRIPtych> u00abWinAmpu00bb Now Playing: Funker Vogt - Word of Power (High Speed Mix)
<TRIPtych> id like to see u keep up to this hedge =p
<Kharnifex> *gets rectinol*
<TRIPtych> d00f d00f d00f
<Kharnifex> and the slapping noise of testical against ass
<Hedge> i think i saw the How To video of that
<Kharnifex> i just dloaded the pdf file |
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<Jay> how do u spell nebour
<nc> neighbour
<nc> haha
<Jay> kthx
<Jay> how do u spell ritch
<nc> rich u moron
<DX> rofl
<Jay> well
<DX> u dum cunt jay
<Jay> so what if i cant spell
<Jay> i type it in spell check
<Jay> and im still so wrong it goes what the fuck no suggestions
<nc> MS never reckoned on Jay |
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<|nqbuss> i have no problem deciding what to do. if i'm hungry, i eat. if i'm tired, i sleep, if i need to user the bathroom, i use the bathroom, if none of the above, i sit in front of the computer |
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<Tigrrr> I cook food in my oven.
<Tigrrr> i like food.
<edoc> I gas puppies in mine
<Tigrrr> mmmmmm puppies |
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Quote: 7265; Rating: 45; [+|-]
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<Daemon_> thak you foru00a0 replyingu00a0u00a0 I dont knowu00a0 what is daemon or who is daemon explain
<Daemon_> to meu00a0 who is or what is...sometimes Inotice you are the one whou00a0 return the
<Daemon_> mail for some reasons.....I want to know who or what daemon is..thak you |
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( `46and2u00a0u00a0 ) i've learnt alot about getting a woman off... it's not that hard. i even convinced my friend to show me where the effing g spot is... i tried it on my g/f and all this clear shit came out |
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(bern) i have a feeling gf's gonna call during the game
(bern) what do i do if that happens?
(bern) bit busy darling, killing a sentry gun! |
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Quote: 7270; Rating: 634; [+|-]
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( Levu00a0 u00a0 u00a0u00a0 ) i got to taste pre-mixed coca-cola concentrate from McDOnalds!
( Levu00a0 u00a0 u00a0u00a0 ) BEFORE THE WATER!
( Levu00a0 u00a0 u00a0u00a0 ) WEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
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Quote: 7272; Rating: 300; [+|-]
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( Fuzzyu00a0 u00a0u00a0 ) jBalls: go get all asian on them and start bargining
( jBallsu00a0 u00a0 ) haha i lack that crucial gene
( jBallsu00a0 u00a0 ) i cant bargain my way out of a cardboard box
( Levu00a0 u00a0 u00a0u00a0 ) but you ddr like a motherfucker |
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( CraNDaWGu00a0 ) i just watched like 6 ddr videos and i must say
( CraNDaWGu00a0 ) that is the _gayest_ bullshit i have ever seen
( Levu00a0 u00a0 u00a0u00a0 ) you know, real men who rustle cows and weld stuff prolly think us playing computer games and giggling at each others gayness on irc is the _gayest_ bullshit |
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[Leviath] I have a funny tingle in my nose. At 3:30pm I ate some Kettle Chilli chips and went into this coughing/snorting fit and coughed a small piece of chilli chip up my nose and snorted it out. It burned like HELL and I in turn created a scene being the 27 year old crying gayboy with a bag of chips in one hand and some printer paper I used to blow my nose on in the other :((( |
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( Fuzzyu00a0 u00a0u00a0 ) like flicking through his images dir
( Levu00a0 u00a0 u00a0u00a0 ) oh i thought you said "licking"
( Levu00a0 u00a0 u00a0u00a0 ) how peculiar
( Teddyu00a0 u00a0u00a0 ) Lev: is there something on your mind?
( Teddyu00a0 u00a0u00a0 ) you seem a little pre-occupied...
( Levu00a0 u00a0 u00a0u00a0 ) wouldn't you lick to find out |
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( Loony-Stud) pretty ass?
( Levu00a0 u00a0 u00a0u00a0 ) possibly....everytime i check i get dizzy from turning and fall down |
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( Levu00a0 u00a0 u00a0u00a0 ) have you SEEN the people who wear the I LOVE LINUX T-shirts....that does more damage to the OS than a billion microsoft blue-screens |
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Quote: 7282; Rating: 635; [+|-]
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( Fuzzyu00a0 u00a0u00a0 ) i love the internet
( Fuzzyu00a0 u00a0u00a0 ) i just found a resturant, checked the menu, read two reviews, made a booking and found out exactly where it is
( Fuzzyu00a0 u00a0u00a0 ) i'd confidently say that the internet is going to get me laid tonight
( Fuzzyu00a0 u00a0u00a0 ) thoroughly laid
( `46and2u00a0u00a0 ) wow... and here i was just using it for pr0n |
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( TheFlyingP) i've got a pronoucement : school is bad for your health
( noip-work ) thats an ANnouncement, f00l :)
( Fuzzyu00a0 u00a0u00a0 ) you need to pay more attention at school |
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( Fuzzyu00a0 u00a0u00a0 ) this one chick could type 80wpm at 95% acc
( Fuzzyu00a0 u00a0u00a0 ) i'm watching her type going "i bet she'd give nice hand jobs" |
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( Judge`ZzzZ) fmita Khorne-
( Khorne-u00a0u00a0 ) fmita?
( Khorne-u00a0u00a0 ) whats fmita short for? =)
( Khorne-u00a0u00a0 ) "fuck me in the ass?" .p
( Judge`ZzzZ) looks like it
( Fuzzyu00a0 u00a0u00a0 ) you say it that often you need an acronym for it? |
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( Comatoseu00a0 ) play dough is the food of kings
( Chinou00a0 u00a0u00a0 ) play dough is too salty
( Comatoseu00a0 ) but its not as crunchy as crayons |
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<PovRayMan> that was a weird dream I had last night
<PovRayMan> I was about to have sex with this hot chick
<PovRayMan> and I started peeing all over her
<PovRayMan> and she started gargling it too... damn weird
<PovRayMan> I think I know what caused it too
<PovRayMan> I went to the bathroom about 5 times last night ot pee
<PovRayMan> and a friend of mine was showing me pics he took of this girl on his campus he wants to be with
<Floach> and 3), you have a pee fetish
<gridbug> Yep.
<PovRayMan> I don't have a pee fetish.
<PovRayMan> I was trying to fuck her damnit
<PovRayMan> but I couldn't stop peeing on her |
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<Iced> the IDE cable from the COM2 to the port is fsked
<Iced> it must be that
<NepCHooN> ide cable?
<NepCHooN> your com2 hooks into your hard drive?
<NepCHooN> i ph33r your pc!! |
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Quote: 7292; Rating: 230; [+|-]
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<bytraper> man get a set of mags for your car
<bytraper> dude.... steal a set if you have to
<bytraper> they really make the car
<bytraper> especially going a large 16" rim and low profile tyres
<Lord-Data> im too fat to do illegal stuff, i can't run away :) |
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<bytraper> being spoiled like I am you get sick of it and you get urges to go to the fridge to get your own beer... but then you sit a while longeru00a0 and the urge goes away so you call her to bring you beer |
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<parox> man near killed myself carrying a 60kg UPS today!!!
<parox> had to carry it up some steps, put the back out I think
<bytraper> 60kg's?? I know how you feel dude... I once carried that weight in each arm once while I was running
<parox> what the hell were you doing carring that sort of weight while you were running??? you in training or something?
<bytraper> no I was stealing the stuff and somebody saw me... |
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<Lord-Data> even tho im a fat guy, i dont want a fat chick .. been there .. done that .. and no offence to her coz shes a great person .. but .. id rather not again :)
<OutLore> hehe
<OutLore> agreed
<bytraper> hahahaha
<bytraper> like rocking a car on the edge of a cliff
<OutLore> 3 votes, the motion is hereby passed |
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<bytraper> hmm these persoals actually look ok
<Lord-Data> lol
<Lord-Data> till you find the penis |
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<bytraper> well.. you know what they say
<bytraper> if you drink and drive your a bloody idiot, if you make it home, your a fuckin legend |
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<HA|MI-Edam> I read about this guy, and he was having sex with a girl, and his, you-know-what sorta like, spontaniously combusted
<EvilMonkey> ...
<DrWoody> Started on FIRE?
<MI-Edam> no, exploded
<MI-Edam> They say it was under so much pressure or something
<DrWoody> AHHHHHHHHH
<EvilMonkey> wt im never having sex!
<Suzie> your missing out
<EvilMonkey> missing out on having my mangina explode?
<EvilMonkey> no thanks |
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<DarkEra> Tolkan, you must be the dumbest person on the planet
<Tolkan> im smark...
<Tolkan> smart. |
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<@Tezz[a]> My Daddy got a paper shredder for Father's Day
<@Tezz[a]> Guess what's happening to all my school notes? >:D
<@Giess> We got ours a barbecue. |
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<DarkImportGrey> god there's nothing greater than using people to your advantage
<DarkImportGrey> well... bowel movements are quite rewarding...
<DarkImportGrey> but it's close
<DarkImportGrey> manipulation vs. dumping
<DarkImportGrey> i guess i'd have to do both at once to see which would win |
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<RaVeNX> shut it you pig fucker :)
<Knight> it's horses you twat.. horses |
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<aegis> my penis fits in electrical sockets! |
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<alisia> I'm fat
<dave> you're not fat you fat ass |
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<dae> "my dixie wrecked" say it slowly now |
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<chris> Spit or Swallow?
<holly> both, I spit and let you swallow |
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<Kisa> Don’t laugh, but every once in a while I try to check if I by any chance have superpowers.u00a0 For some reason I always try telekinesis.
<Kisa> I look at something for a while, and try to move it with my mind.
<Kisa> and when I fail, I feel really stupid.
<Kisa> I was just wondering if anyone else does something like that?
<Kojedub> Yeah.
<Kojedub> I feel really stupid too.
* Kisa feels glad that he is not alone
<Kojedub> Not in relation to telekinesis.
<Kojedub> Just, you know.
<Kojedub> Stupid. |
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<JtHM> chick + tat = filthy
<JtHM> any girl who has a tat is a whore. if I've learnt anything from pron, that'd be it |
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