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<Grant|BnW> Have you seen what happens if you give the mariners a sheep?
<CrashCat> lots of uses
<Grant|BnW> "A sheep. Lovely! Sheep have many uses, and the voyage is long."
<CrashCat> try giving them a woman
<Grant|BnW> What do they say?
<Grant|BnW> I'm trying to be nice now, so I don't want to if they'll rape or eat her.
<Grant|BnW> I wouldn't put anything past fucking accordian players. |
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Quote: 7136; Rating: 411; [+|-]
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* Rasputin found a student's share open on the network of 2.35 gigs of PR0n
<Rasputin> plus various movies and other crap
<Neep> Are you going to admin his ass or download it all?
<Rasputin> both, Neep. Both. :)
<Prior_Tuck> yes...but it could be illegal.
<Rasputin> What's illegal? I'm archving for possible er...administrative purposes |
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Quote: 7137; Rating: 256; [+|-]
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<Prior_Tuck> I got a guy busted during my year at eaton. he had 6 gigs of "illegal" pron, as wel as 15 gigs of legal pron. I turned his PC to my boss..where my boss called the police.
<CrashCat> so did he have the pr0n put into two directories, 'legal' and 'illegal'? :P
<Prior_Tuck> yes he did actually
<Prior_Tuck> he had his word docs folder and his powerpoint folder |
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Quote: 7138; Rating: 149; [+|-]
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<Prior_Tuck> We had a real Pron king at eaton though. He wad a 30 gig HD full of pron. He requests a new Hard Drive. We suspected he was downloading. He refused to give us his PC, but we insisted to take it...to install the new drive. I took his ten times embedded folder and clicked delete. Put the harddrive in my PC and gave hi his PC back. I told him his cache was full. hes got plenty of room |
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Quote: 7139; Rating: 123; [+|-]
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<Neep> I'm still wondering what the exact definition of illegal pron is.
<Rasputin> children
<Sbot> children are VERY expensive |
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Quote: 7141; Rating: 304; [+|-]
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<Naivete> god, this shit is so much more efficient than windows
<Naivete> linux kernel=1 file
<Naivete> windows kernel=2/3 of your total ram, NO MATTER HOW MUCH OF THAT RAM THERE IS. |
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Quote: 7143; Rating: 707; [+|-]
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<DanSTC> Delusion, will you have my baby?
<Delusion> Dan:u00a0 Yes, if it's cooked well. |
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Quote: 7145; Rating: 459; [+|-]
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<megaHAL> CHESS IS A FUN SPORT, WHEN PLAYED WITH SHOT GUNS. |
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Quote: 7148; Rating: 318; [+|-]
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<_Rojo_> I want to compile her kernel
<_Rojo_> christ
<_Rojo_> computer-geek foreplay |
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Quote: 7152; Rating: 296; [+|-]
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<Fryboy> stormos sister aint that bad
<stormo> please don't talk about my sister like that
<ambrness> go back to insulting me and my taste, Fryboy .. safer ground
<stormo> she has more integrity than to go out with some loser who spends all his life on IRC
<Fryboy> ahahahah
-ambrness- thats why incest is out of the question for him |
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Quote: 7153; Rating: 1133; [+|-]
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<bumr> maybe he makes mad love to the penguin
<dys> Perhaps Cathy wears a Tux the Penguin suit for him.
<dys> And then he "debugs her code" all night long.
<bumr> cunnilinux |
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Quote: 7155; Rating: 133; [+|-]
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<KINGofEXTREME> alligators are male crocdiles |
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Quote: 7156; Rating: 344; [+|-]
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<vas> my dad recons i dont look up porn
<vas> cuase i tell him it would come up on the bill if i do so |
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Quote: 7157; Rating: 385; [+|-]
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<DeF`> hehe... The Man in the Iron Mask made me cry... for real
<cuzzzin> debbie does dallas made me jack off |
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Quote: 7158; Rating: 157; [+|-]
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<Chambered> my hair is halfway down my back
<tize> thats too long
<Chambered> but when your taking a shit and run out of paper, its alright |
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Quote: 7159; Rating: 57; [+|-]
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<b|aze> i wanked my dog once
<b|aze> haha
<b|aze> i was so pissed |
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Quote: 7160; Rating: 372; [+|-]
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<dEaD_fAiRy> plus the guy has to look a certian way to turn me on
<Mousey> does he have to look desperate |
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Quote: 7161; Rating: 310; [+|-]
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<KINGofEXTREME> i forgot cars come in manual man
<KINGofEXTREME> my friend starts changing gears
<KINGofEXTREME> im like what are you doing
<KINGofEXTREME> didnt know what was going on |
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Quote: 7162; Rating: 149; [+|-]
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<@Latino-Heat> when i was in school, during free periods i'd sit in the library cos i couldnt go home and i'd look up stds in encyclopedias
<@Latino-Heat> cos i had rashes everywhere |
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Quote: 7163; Rating: 68; [+|-]
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<Descartes> A wanker is not a racial slur
<GORE> it is
<GORE> beleive me it is
<GORE> to me |
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Quote: 7165; Rating: 386; [+|-]
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<^FiCtIoN^> get a tounge ring
<CheeseCookies> lol, coz there good on chicks :D
<Mousey> so is an apron |
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Quote: 7167; Rating: 50; [+|-]
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<[7^11^Dropout]> i will put you in a wheelchair witha shpinning, half-twist, lebanese heel kick mate
<Mousey> if you were lebanese you would still be working at 7-11
<Mousey> lying cunt |
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Quote: 7171; Rating: 353; [+|-]
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::Sathane.. I am wlasys sober
::Sathane.. excpet when I dirnk |
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Quote: 7172; Rating: 158; [+|-]
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<Mr_BoGgLeS> she said you looked edible mosey..
<Mousey> well boggles
<Mousey> if she thinks im edible
<Mousey> she probably is fat
<Mousey> i have no fat on me
<Mousey> eating me would be like going on a diet |
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Quote: 7173; Rating: 370; [+|-]
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<Ice|P> blow jobs r better
<mk4> why because you get a load in the mouth
<nim-zero> a load in the mouth is worth two in the hand |
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<Latino-Heat> my mum wants me to get a piercing or a tattoo to make me look meaner |
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Quote: 7175; Rating: 229; [+|-]
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<Punk-In-Drublic> ill look at my penis... and laugh... or will i cry??
<Mousey> it deoends if you drew a happy face or a sad face on it ross |
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Quote: 7177; Rating: 146; [+|-]
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<Tyson> kegs rule
<Tyson> im gonna marry one
<Mousey> ill have an affair with it |
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Quote: 7178; Rating: 825; [+|-]
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<BeLLa`> does sperm die when it hits the air, msg me if u know
<carcin0gen-> sounds like someone got a 3 pointer |
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<morientes> some fucker just played a trick on me.. i was sitting in the couch.. well all of a sudden my jocks feel like their going up my ass crack... i try to pull out the wedge.. most pain i've ever felt... someone put chewy in my jocks and my ass hairs are all stuck together.. stuck to my jocks.. i dont fucking believe this shit |
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Quote: 7183; Rating: 604; [+|-]
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(Jeopardy) hi I need someone to help me with compiling a small program
(dgc) Jeopardy: What is gcc? |
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Quote: 7187; Rating: 135; [+|-]
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<solo> Think about a time in your life which you had the most fun, well....then picture work being the total opposite |
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Quote: 7190; Rating: 1282; [+|-]
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<eff> the noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it. |
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Quote: 7191; Rating: 44; [+|-]
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[@Eric^^] win [Eminem - Rap Attack - 16 - Eminem - Forget About Dre (Live From SNL Feat. Eminem).mp3] - (3m55s/192kbps) amp
[@nacitar] Rap Attack! OmG
u0095 @nacitar gets rapped on by a crow |
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<gedamo> Some of our customers used to call their computer boxes the "brain" and it led tothem calling up saying things like "My brain isn'tworking" |
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Quote: 7194; Rating: 842; [+|-]
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<nit`zZz> I was lovin that pussy while she was lovin this dick, I was shovin it in her while she was yellin dont quit
<NGN-_-> Then you realized you were dreamin that shit - in real life your a no-pussy gettin prick |
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Quote: 7198; Rating: 146; [+|-]
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<@Web> <Anastasia> fuck you
<@Web> russian men get upset easily |
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Quote: 7199; Rating: 94; [+|-]
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<lilp00t> give me somin new to make fun of u for
<death2all82> ummmm i came in today and idled and u went on for like 45mins. until i responde. then i left for a half an hour and u were still going on talking to no1
<death2all82> now the fruitcake is PMing me |
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Quote: 7200; Rating: 555; [+|-]
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<zhix> logicbox - sarenna lee rocks you.. she's just so.. bountiful!
<zhix> I could literally get lost in her bosom.
<zhix> I'd accidently drop my bagel in there and end up falling in..
<barkode> barkode: JOSH, ARE YOU OKAY DOWN THERE? zhix: I'M FINE. GO AWAY. barkode: I'LL GET HELP. zhix: DON'T YOU DARE FUCKER. LEAVE ME HERE. |
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<@WatchDragon> dude, i am like -- that close to having my boating licence
<@motardo> dude, you are like -- that close to having a mullet |
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<Bane> they PROMISED they'd call me
<Xzibit-A> bunch of fucken users
<Bane> that's what i say
<Bane> i'm nothing but two holes and two hands to them
<Bane> *sob*
<Bane> just a cum receptacle |
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<Viper550esp> heh hell, you have no idea what hell is! Try standing inbetween two large fat women at a manson concert who decided just to wear the bare minimum to get it in concert.u00a0 u00a0 Oh thats nothing, they decided that it would be fun to start a mash pit. I kid you not those two women took out 7 people with one massive shove |
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Quote: 7215; Rating: 277; [+|-]
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<geekster> mossibly
<geekster> that's most poccibly, but it went thru a horible translation from brain to fingers
<geekster> ARSE!! |
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<eod> echo "\$cd pub" >t-shirt
<eod> echo "\$more beer" >>t-shirt
<eod> heh
<weis> cat t-shirt | sed s/beer/whiskey/ >better_t-shirt |
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Quote: 7219; Rating: 360; [+|-]
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<Sundancer> DE: "The truth is out there" :)
<DarkElf> sunny: yeah, thank god it's out there and not in here with us |
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Quote: 7220; Rating: 376; [+|-]
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*** DarkElf changes topic to "Sundancer Kicked Hiro's butt at Pool!! :) that's Mr 'I have my own table at home' Gay Helicopter Pilot Hiro (in case you were wondering)"
<Hiro> *growl*
*** Hiro changes topic to "I lost ONE FUCKING GAME to her ok?"
*** DarkElf changes topic to "yes, but to a WOMAN ?"
<Hiro> she isnt a women
<Hiro> she is a beast from the pits of hell
<Hiro> a demon possessed her
<DarkElf> see - reading that bible thing may have helped you... and you laughed at the people in #alive
*** DarkElf changes topic to "Hiro converts to christianity"
<Hiro> de: even jesus would have lost that fucking game of pool
<Hiro> I need a gun, so I can shoot myself
<DarkElf> Hiro: why don't you just stab yoursefl in the eye with the pool cue.....
<DarkElf> hang on though, going on sunny's description of you skill you'll probably miss *grin |
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Quote: 7221; Rating: 360; [+|-]
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*** mrBlond changes topic to "The QuakeFEST is....."
*** fern changes topic to "The QuakeFEST was yesterday !!"
<mrBlond> wow I must be REALLY lagged then |
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<wabbit> ok ... we dont choose what cum tastes like ... otherwise it would taste a WHOLE LOT DIFFERENT!!! |
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***u00a0 mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's, All welcome. Place for 500"
<Minko> grrrr
<Minko> You can all come, but I'm not gonna be there
*** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko'su00a0 <Minko> You can all come"
<Minko> Stop it guys, I'm busy this weekend
<Minko> I've got big things planned
*** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko'su00a0 <Minko> You can all come <Minko> I've got big things planned"
<Minko> Aaargh |
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Quote: 7226; Rating: 429; [+|-]
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<Stray> you're a winner. i'm a winner. we're all winners here.
<KurtBatz> Everyone's a winner baby, that's the truth.u00a0 o/~
<Hawx> I have to go to fucking work tomorrow. I'm not a winner.
<Hawx> I'm just a breadwinner.
<Hawx> But who the fuck wants to work for bread?
<KurtBatz> Ethiopians.
<Hawx> True |
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