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<skrike> I think the people above me are having sex
<skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.
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Quote: 6563; Rating: -5; [+|-]
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<copernicu> Though it is the fourth largest city in the country, Houston's television market ranks 11th.
<WonkoSane> how does a tv market rank 11th if they're 4th in population?
<CubsWoo> Remember Houston is close to Mexico
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Quote: 6564; Rating: 611; [+|-]
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<skrike> zhix: guess what Im doing
<zhix> skrike - what?
<skrike> zhix - Im doing the dishes, cuz sometimes thugs gotta tell the dishes whats up
<zhix> skrike - damn straight
<skrike> Im in the kitchen going "bitch you betta get clean"
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Quote: 6565; Rating: 274; [+|-]
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<barkode> it's all about getting drunk at defcon, and waking up the next morning in a ditch, with a TRS-80, a wireless modem, a
sombero, a pair of high heels, an angry midget and you're dressed like a mariachi.
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Quote: 6566; Rating: 82; [+|-]
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<goatbustar> the church sex scandal: what would jesus do
<goatbustar> turn the other cheek
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Quote: 6567; Rating: -206; [+|-]
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(ubergash): i swear to jebus if one more fucking nigger uses the word jew or kyke or the, I'll shank you all
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Quote: 6569; Rating: 213; [+|-]
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<skullY_> <-- Feels really bright now
<barkode> did you get a new lamp?
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Quote: 6571; Rating: 469; [+|-]
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<felix> eek
<skrike> felix just screamed like a girl
<felix> no, I said "eek"
<skrike> girls say "eek"
<skrike> YOU GIRL
<oat`meal> guys say "oh SHIT, what the FUCK, BITCH"
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Quote: 6572; Rating: 469; [+|-]
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(motardo): gay men are more likely to have homosexual sex than straight men
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Quote: 6575; Rating: 229; [+|-]
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<@_uaioe> BITE THE PILLOW, KID... ITS GOIN' IN DRY!
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Quote: 6576; Rating: 5; [+|-]
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<NMO> Instuructions to format: rip out hard drive, tie to back of car, drive on shit road, harddrive gone
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Quote: 6578; Rating: 154; [+|-]
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<sE|PassePartouT`v> i can beat you like sgamer beats off
<sE|PassePartouT`v> and that's a lot
<sgamer> that is a lot, but i doubt you can
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Quote: 6590; Rating: 376; [+|-]
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<continuum> is there anything sweeter than the first few downloads once you switch to adsl?
<continuum> first sex, first drugs, first drink... don't think any compare to watching 12Mb d/l in like a second or two
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Quote: 6592; Rating: 6; [+|-]
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<desaster> why get a gf when i have volvo
<montz> yeah a volvo has enuf of holes
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Quote: 6596; Rating: 5; [+|-]
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<Mr_Bandit> how come when ever i go in the sea it makes me scratch in my private bit
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Quote: 6601; Rating: 265; [+|-]
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Fred> This computer deserves to go to hell
Max> Dont you mean Siliconhell?
Fred> What ?
Max> Its the place where all dead calculators go to
Fred> Really?
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Quote: 6605; Rating: 104; [+|-]
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<Lewda> no oral pleasure for JOO
<RB> ..
<RB> I do not understand
<Philgone> oh dear
* Philgone motions leeda to the private window
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Quote: 6607; Rating: 421; [+|-]
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<niff|n> why do you have so much porn Greebo?
<Greebo> 'cos i like masturbating, niffin.
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Quote: 6611; Rating: 144; [+|-]
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<@meiso> he was trying to secure his server and made the root filesystem un-writeable
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Quote: 6612; Rating: 83; [+|-]
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<@meiso> ftp: 80921107 bytes received in 87.26Seconds 927.40Kbytes/sec.
<@meiso> man this modem turbo booster really helps
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Quote: 6613; Rating: 289; [+|-]
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<@arioch> the UT chicks looked too manly for my tastes
<@arftron> serious
<@meiso> wtf she is sexy
<@meiso> her beard is pure ripe for stroking
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Quote: 6615; Rating: 359; [+|-]
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<@amfeorgmloow> jon do chicks dig the C
<@Jon> amfeorgmloow: they scream preprocessor directives when I take em from behind
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Quote: 6616; Rating: 402; [+|-]
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<@Jon^D> I used to pop on IRC at 13:37 for the pure novelty of it
<@Jon^D> and I'm not a loser
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Quote: 6618; Rating: 710; [+|-]
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<Jon^D> I had to cat 8-9 seperate quote files, compare each line in each of them to make sure there weren't any duplicates then sort
<Jon^D> I wrote a nasty perl script to get it donw
<Jon^D> and it didn't work very well
<skank> cat quote*.txt |sort |uniq
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Quote: 6619; Rating: 212; [+|-]
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<Jon^D> if I was gay and in ireland I'd score with gav
<Jon^D> he's my hero
<Jon^D> he'd probably have to be gay too mind
<arioch> those repressed homosexual tendencies are coming to the surface now
<Jon^D> I wish I was gay
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Quote: 6622; Rating: 571; [+|-]
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<ScottO> How was your interview, meta?
<nietmeta> it's on monday
<nietmeta> i gotta wait!
<ScottO> How will it be, then?
<nietmeta> it will be awsome
<ScottO> Congrats, then.
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Quote: 6625; Rating: 151; [+|-]
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<@Greg> how do i start apps automatically when i log into os x?
<@desnarf> hit it with a hammer
<@desnarf> but you need a robot arm for it to happen automatically
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Quote: 6626; Rating: 433; [+|-]
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<BrantB> OMG!
<CecilPL> what?
<BrantB> I just used an acronym for Oh My God for the first time ever
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Quote: 6627; Rating: 325; [+|-]
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<CecilPL> I have a life, I just don't do anything in it
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Quote: 6629; Rating: -2; [+|-]
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<markd2> kompressor is not dancing
<evand> kompressor does not funk
<markd2> kompressor needs therapy
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Quote: 6630; Rating: 42; [+|-]
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<atl_jimbo> I wonder is Sara's still pissed at me....
<atl_jimbo> being her friend and not being her friend, there's not much difference.
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Quote: 6631; Rating: 263; [+|-]
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<Hawx> wtf is Scotty
<Shinji> Hawx - ScottyFox, he's in here occasionaly, I used to live with him in Canada.
<Hawx> scottyfox is one letter away from being scattyfox
<Shinji> Hawx - and you're four letters away from being 'fuck'.
<Hawx> :D
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Quote: 6633; Rating: 379; [+|-]
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doubting: interesting
doubting: popup ad suggests I use www.blackjack.com to backup my critical data
doubting: strangely, I'm not wont to gamble with my backups
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Quote: 6645; Rating: 5; [+|-]
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<Sonya> 14/f/nj
<rewben> oh
<rewben> im 54/n/netherlands
<Silvana> what's n?
<elph> i guess n is for nice ass
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Quote: 6646; Rating: 254; [+|-]
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<rewben> we are not perverts ;p
<akiron> speak for youself ;)
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(talking about a guy that worked at the world trade center)
<@PowrSlave> this poor fuck is getting divorced cuz of 9/11
<@PowrSlave> lol
<@PowrSlave> his wife filed
<@PowrSlave> he didnt go into work that morning and went to his mistresses' house instead
<@PowrSlave> had his phone off
<nonzeRo> haha
<nonzeRo> lucky guy
<@PowrSlave> he turned it on at around 11:00 and his wife was like "OMFG ARE YOU OKAY WHERE ARE YOUR?"
<@PowrSlave> hes like "im at the office honey. whats the matter?"
<@PowrSlave> lol
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Quote: 6651; Rating: 302; [+|-]
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<Kron-Away> iam an accountant
<Kron-Away> 1,2,3,5,6,9,10
<Mr_Squidgy> kron what comes after 10 :P
<Kron-Away> my 15%
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Quote: 6653; Rating: 425; [+|-]
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<LR|Midnight> this ice cream owns
<[ice]> omfg
<[ice]> this Midnight cream 0wns
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Quote: 6655; Rating: 173; [+|-]
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<arfer> sticks and stones may break my bones but life contingencies and statistics are pure shit
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Quote: 6656; Rating: 387; [+|-]
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(@TRCC|shot): directX 8.1 any good?
(@landje): i havnet pld it
(@ui|ICEMAN): dirext X isn't a game
(@landje): what is it
(@landje): if any;one puts that in their quit message i'll feckign kil ythe,
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Quote: 6658; Rating: 126; [+|-]
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<o0o> i had 5 days of smoking the sickest shit
<meiso> dog turds?
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Quote: 6660; Rating: 125; [+|-]
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<enrol> PERISCOPE UP, BITCH DOWN
<spikoh> thats a dilbert phrase isnt it ?
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Quote: 6661; Rating: 278; [+|-]
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<enrol> pure fucking godfather of IDM
<jj_> whats IDM
<jj_> is it
<jj_> INTENSIVE DICK MAINTENANCE
<enrol> intelligent dance music
<jj_> oh
<jj_> close enough
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Quote: 6662; Rating: 163; [+|-]
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<enrol> my new ircing technique is unstoppable
<jj> do you think youre dalnet sword can defeat me!?
<jj> en guard, ill let you try my efnet style
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Quote: 6664; Rating: 1533; [+|-]
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<qik> ur at school?
<De-Gen> yer
<qik> LOOK TEACHER IT SAYS CUNT ON THE SCREEN!
*** De-Gen has quit IRC
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Quote: 6666; Rating: 6; [+|-]
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<Electric> Jester says he's gonna rub deep heat into my bollocks at 4AM
<AdmV0rl0n> does he now....
<Electric> But when he goes back to bed, he'll still smell the fart I did there earlier :)
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Quote: 6674; Rating: 1064; [+|-]
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*** Now talking in #tZrhj26trDS4yurgrCNR4eyd
*** Topic is 'The Only Channel With A Name Created By Head-Butting The Keyboard'
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Quote: 6679; Rating: 194; [+|-]
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<coulson> Check this quote :) "<n|ghtOUT> my gf can smoke cigarettes with her pussy"
<BiOHaZd> She must taste like an ashtray
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Quote: 6683; Rating: 192; [+|-]
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<alex> well with the intel pentium III processor enhancing the web as it is, who knows
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Quote: 6685; Rating: 174; [+|-]
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<alex> I have this great method of watching someone through the crook of my arm that I developed when I was in grade school so I could look at pretty girls with my head down on my desk
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