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Quote: 6445; Rating: 1570; [+|-]
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<gh5046> beep boop beep boop beep beep boop
<skrike> thats right r2 we're going to cloud city
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Quote: 6450; Rating: 77; [+|-]
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<paper_bag> i have looked for so long for a channel that has x-dccs with white poeple music
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Quote: 6453; Rating: 612; [+|-]
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<O_6> my helpful nature gets me into many a snag
<MadMan37> so does your weakness for pic-a-nic baskets
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Quote: 6455; Rating: -6; [+|-]
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<^cell^> one of these days, ill get my friends and family members and stuff to jump into the back of my truck, and all 277 of us will run over a bunch of french people
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Quote: 6458; Rating: 236; [+|-]
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<^erica^> god, why dont you apear infront of me when i pray?
<GodFu> because i like to watch
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Quote: 6459; Rating: 1433; [+|-]
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<Bobo> what's wrong with being a homosexual?
<klong> it's gay
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Quote: 6460; Rating: 10321; [+|-]
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<studdud> what the fuck is wtf
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Quote: 6461; Rating: 238; [+|-]
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<Flik> my friend gave up masturbation for lent, and lost in an hour
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Quote: 6464; Rating: 600; [+|-]
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<chin|werk> msimn can kiss my fucking bloody ass
<chin|werk> outlook express is a little fucking drama queen
<chin|werk> "OOoOHHHH, YOU UPGRADED TO IE 6"
<chin|werk> "WELL IM NOT GONNA WORK ANYMORE"
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Quote: 6469; Rating: 44; [+|-]
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<MC_GREG> your hapkido will not save you when i am wiping your asshole with your tongue
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Quote: 6472; Rating: 257; [+|-]
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<[werk]chin> (Bobo) "With the sam's deal on a 100 gb drive, im able to download and store the porn of 10 regular men"
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Quote: 6473; Rating: 530; [+|-]
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<trance> ooo the heat is on in my house, my dad must have gotten a raise
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Quote: 6478; Rating: 214; [+|-]
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<HevyD> yea, one time I got caught masturbating and I yelled at my dad telling him to go get help cause I had him caught and I needed backup, boy that was akward
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Quote: 6480; Rating: 1145; [+|-]
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<axel026> i need help please
<^cell^> do you have an appointment?
<axel026> im french
<^cell^> i see... thats a terrible disorder
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Quote: 6481; Rating: 123; [+|-]
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<whaQd|cybering> any porn with cheese curls is pretty elite
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Quote: 6482; Rating: 915; [+|-]
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<funknut> I like my women like I like my coffee.
<Dokterrock> What, tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a burro?
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Quote: 6483; Rating: 329; [+|-]
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<dj_ak> i just popped a zit on my shoulder
<dj_ak> and it hit me in the eye
<dj_ak> then i licked my eye
<splifs> women must love you
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Quote: 6484; Rating: 150; [+|-]
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<luna> okay okay, so it *probably* isn't going to snow, but i can
<luna> imagine it!
<roland> well, if we're imagining, i can imagine buxom women will fall
<roland> from the sky like sexy hailstones.
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Quote: 6485; Rating: -5; [+|-]
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<blazemore> DJing with vinyl is like people still making soap from their own pig fat
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Quote: 6486; Rating: 239; [+|-]
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<wmf> AaronSw: what did I tell you about Stallman?
<AaronSw> not to have sex with him?
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Quote: 6488; Rating: 99; [+|-]
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<firebone> btw my fav jpop group is Goa Tse Ceex
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Quote: 6490; Rating: 241; [+|-]
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<Ashen> fucking hell
<Ashen> I just ate a paint chip I thought was a peanut
<Ashen> shit how much l;ead do you think is in a sealant
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Quote: 6491; Rating: 530; [+|-]
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<SwampFox> "I'm sleeping with several local teens. Find out if your child is one of them at 11."
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Quote: 6492; Rating: 166; [+|-]
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<Bobo> Hobo-Niff, will you be my partner in dance dance strangulation?
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Quote: 6493; Rating: 444; [+|-]
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<[Shinji]> Arrrr... bend over laddie and I'll show ye a fishstick that makes it's OWN tatar sauce....#($*
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Quote: 6498; Rating: 178; [+|-]
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[01:58] *** Loops|ao changes topic to '<Neep> what are you gonna do Bobo? || <Bobo> live in my parents' basement till i'm 47 and i die of autoerotic asphyxiation alone and a virgin'
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Quote: 6501; Rating: 1054; [+|-]
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<chin|werk> its not video games fault that its a lot of fun to kill people
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Quote: 6505; Rating: 213; [+|-]
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<jeremiah> the other day, we were sitting there in class
during an awkward pause and the teacher was feeling all proud of himself [...] and I say: "so mr critzer, when are you going
to get a real job?"
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Quote: 6511; Rating: 1328; [+|-]
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<monami> this utility has a macro recording function but no loop command
<monami> so i record a macro, and then put a stapler on the keyboard to hold the button down
<monami> and go have coffee
<monami> i note that the stapler, on the whole, is a more efficient and productive employee than i am
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Quote: 6512; Rating: 221; [+|-]
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<xorg> you know how you hang up the phone after talking to an asshole
<xorg> and you say "Asshole"
<xorg> well
<xorg> in my brain, that has superimposed "goodbye"
<xorg> i talk to that many assholes
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Quote: 6514; Rating: 217; [+|-]
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<monami> hm, these girls sure are fat
<QJ> where where?
<monami> can you look at pictures of fat naked girls wherever you are?
<QJ> yes
<QJ> it's in my contract
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Quote: 6515; Rating: 6; [+|-]
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<Debbie_UK> anyway bet you dont even know what Britain is you bigot arsehole
<alex> what's britain???
<xorg> its about 3 fags north of France
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Quote: 6516; Rating: 810; [+|-]
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<bus> what can I help you with, xorg?
<xorg> well
<xorg> when uncle daddy touches my bathing suit
<xorg> i get all tingly
<xorg> but the bible says NO
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Quote: 6518; Rating: 1727; [+|-]
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<QJ> your grandma opened the shower door
<QJ> while you were wanking?
<knox> yep
<knox> it was worse than that
<QJ> she finished you off?
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Quote: 6519; Rating: 1938; [+|-]
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<monami> my boss is okay except for the following scenario that we have to play out four or five times a year :
<monami> Act I
<monami> BOSS: Do A.
<monami> ME: If we do A, B will occur.
<monami> BOSS: I don't care, do it anyways.
<monami> Act II
<monami> BOSS: OH MY GOD, B HAS HAPPENED.
<monami> ME: sigh
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Quote: 6520; Rating: 294; [+|-]
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<halos> here's the thing about fucking pamela anderson:
<halos> it's been done
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Quote: 6527; Rating: 129; [+|-]
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<CitizenC> The "P" in "#P-Raves" stands for "get the fuck out of our channel, bitch!"
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Quote: 6530; Rating: 181; [+|-]
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<Zaph23> I am getting so sick of my underling
<Zaph23> He sucks ass
<Zaph23> Almost every time I come out of my office I catch him web surfing
<biggles> any good sites?
<biggles> i'd be pissed if he was only looking at fatchicksinpartyhats
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Quote: 6531; Rating: 1014; [+|-]
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<Grumman> I got windows 200pro today.
<shithead1> windows 200? did marcus aurelius use that?
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Quote: 6534; Rating: 233; [+|-]
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<SD-Washu> ST. LOUIS - A former Southern Baptist Convention president stirred interfaith tumult when he described Muhammad, Islam's revered founder, as a "demon-possessed pedophile."
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Quote: 6538; Rating: 526; [+|-]
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<_404notfound> Best prank ever: while your male friend is sleeping, slip a condom on him, and get one of your female friends to lie next to him until he wakes up.
<BobTheMilkman> 404: or better yet, a male friend
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Quote: 6545; Rating: 215; [+|-]
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<Goodlookinguy17> if anyone wants to cyber with a hot 17 year old male, message me
<Owaru> if anyone wants to hear desperate pleas of attention by a decrepit 17 year old weirdo, msg me!
<Owaru> i'll make you sound like you're normal!
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Quote: 6546; Rating: 463; [+|-]
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<pimpDT> you need a nice phrase to tell women when they mention babies
<boXlor> "stfu" ?
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Quote: 6547; Rating: 375; [+|-]
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<Soulphonat> My cat only speaks in analog
<Soulphonat> it's cute
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Quote: 6549; Rating: 143; [+|-]
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* Lemieux doesnt do the menage-a-trois thing
<Lemieux> at least... not if there's 2 women involved
<skidd> so you're a multiple input woman?
* Lemieux is not a porn star
<JayByrd> you don't have to be a porn star
<JayByrd> dirties across the land are getting it at both ends, as we speak
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Quote: 6552; Rating: 241; [+|-]
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* dagbrown *FINALLY* got licenses for his fucking Sun development environments.
<dagbrown> Sun's licensing department must have the slogan "WE HATE YOU AND WANT YOU TO DIE"
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Quote: 6556; Rating: 303; [+|-]
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<Yawgatog> If I were two I'd try to eat everything in sight, just in case it's a boob in disguise
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Quote: 6557; Rating: 219; [+|-]
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<barkode> firewire is the greatest thing since people started taking pictures of other people in thongs.
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Quote: 6558; Rating: 386; [+|-]
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<zhixel> I'm starting to think I drive too fast.
<felix> nothing wrong with 80mhz.
<felix> unless a highway patrol officer tells you otherwise.
<felix> like one did to me today.
<zhixel> I'm sorry felix, my car isn't a 486.
<barkode> got a ticket?
<felix> i got a speeding ticket going work
<barkode> "sorry officer, i had my soda on the turbo button"
<felix> zhixel: fuck off. 80mph, too
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Quote: 6560; Rating: 94; [+|-]
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<mistress> no throw nice laptops against wall. p2-233, 192mb ram.
<mistress> (thats his. mine's a p200 with 32mb of ram.
<mistress> maybe his is a 266. i forget. but i remember what video chipset it uses.
<mistress> i guess its up to a girl to know a man's hardware better than he does.
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