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<DeMaci> i was def taller than you at nats
<BDavis> i was in a wheelchair
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<bpshuler> it all comes down to what your goal is. and once again, because people don't want to figure out on their own what they want, they allow marketers to dictate it to them, then act on it. frustrates me to no end
<Yawgatog> I want Super Mario World for Game Boy Advance. That'll rule!
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<{x3n0}> my amplifier just went *WHUMP*
<{x3n0}> and my speakers went *saUTENIaetiuBiudsiuZDXIUBGiuZZXT*
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<Babydog> ew yeah butt hair is horrit
<Akira_S> yeah, so shaving down there's a must
<alisdair> that seems like a lot of work
<Eulogy_> like hell i am going to shave my ass
<Stifler> thats why they get their boyfriends to do it
<Eulogy_> if i can't see it, i ain't putting a razor near it
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<demalavor> do you want larger firmer breasts?
<IceBurner> No, I prefer my broad, flat manboobs
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<Total_Phreax0r> -LagServ- Your ping request will be considered and might be returned in January 2003
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<Mooglez> the lack of intelligent and cultured converstaion bores me
<Mooglez> laterz bitchez
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<demalavor> w00t!
<jdrolet> w00t!
<Zhuzhen> w00t!
<CecilPL> w00t!
<Valvados> w00t!
<demalavor> we need a new word
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<Seph][roth> Mike doesn't like it when I ban whole countries.
<Seph][roth> Subnetmasks and ISPs are fine.
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<Sabre> Anyone know what's going on X Files?
<AtmaWeapon> if anyone spoils anything I'm gonna kickban them.
<l0bster> Then, they get a tip, that some guy named AtmaWeapon's mom, was
some kinda funky werewolf. So they drove to her house with 3metric tons
of tranq, and shot her fat ass. Repeatedly, until she passed out. But
the slobber from her mouth floods the room and kills everyone.
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<Hostile> when i woke up i found pictures of Salma Hayek, A turkish guy's
page and my flip flop in my scanner
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<effAce> man that one stank
<mgriffin> No manual entry for that
<mgriffin> No manual entry for one
<mgriffin> No manual entry for stank
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<Arctil> cool...it works now
<Arctil> HolyFuck: did you flush your DNS cache or something?
<HolyFuck> Arctil: i disabled SlowDownTheFaggots in the httpd.conf file
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(hellp) yeah but i will fuck your hatch up with my zx 7r you fucker ne day
your fuck hatch will fuckin cry
(RicePWR) he prolly has an escort zx
(RicePWR) 7r = the number of Type R stickers he has
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<cyn> what the fuck do you need dual gf3's for
<n2deep> cause i want dual monitors
<cyn> how are you gunna fit two AGP cards in one box?
<n2deep> uhm
<n2deep> FUC
<n2deep> FUCK FUCKF
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<felix:#916> i borked ditto
<felix:#916> it might just need a power cycle.
<p1nky:#916> I thought you had a masterswitch?
<felix:#916> yeah. ditto's not on the masterswitch, because it's a rock-solid machine.
<slap:#916> irony
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<signine:#916> for a basketball team the kings sure have a lot of white guys.
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<barkode:#916> i'm a fan of real time irc.
<barkode:#916> not this playing-chess-via-postal-mail-to-uzbekistan irc strategy kubla has
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<signine:#916> is that the one with the old people that have huge mouths that blow people the fuck up?
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<barkode:#916> playing tribes for last 5 hours
<Pesto:#916> wow, you're still at work?
<barkode:#916> yeah.
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<felix:#916> there is a DEAD FUCKING RAT in our server room
<felix:#916> it's like, ROTTING
<felix:#916> STUCK UNDER A CABINET AND NOBODY CAN GET TO IT
<felix:#916> 8 or 9" long, overall
<asphyxia:#916> damn packet kiddies
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<barkode> if redhat is ever running on a space shuttle, you can sleep well
knowing it's probably running imap2, and we can all go IRC from it.
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<kadafi:#916> -----------------------------
<kadafi:#916> Welcome to ftp.idsoftware.com
<kadafi:#916> -----------------------------
<kadafi:#916> Connection from 12.246.148.57 logged
<kadafi:#916> You are user 201 of 200 available connections.
<kadafi:#916> IM USER 201 BEYOTCH
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<zhixel:#sgi> I'm not really one for long hair and women who aren't sleeping
with me, honestly.
<HomeySan:#sgi> but she's hog-tied on a VAX and holding a Grant Continuity
card in her teeth
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<skrike:#916> Ill prolly just go into work next week and kill everyone
<pozer:#916> skrike: I do that all the time.
<pozer:#916> We're hiring, by the way!
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<felix:#916> slap: FUCKING BROKEN ASS STONEAGE BUGGY WORTHLESS 3COMs.
<barkode:#916> felix: you left out "stackable"
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<SaetheR:#916> why are stupid people my managers?
<phear:#916> because they make horrible employees
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[btab] she's got style she's got grace, takes a cumshot to the face, she's a lady
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[giR`] WTF am i supposed to do with all of these TV's!!!!
[zimm] ever heard of surround vision?
[zimm] daisy chain them or something
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<b[a]rt> hey guest1!
<Guest1> hi
<b[a]rt> what's up?
<Guest1> male
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<Twister> vim is great, but I honestly need an editor that can delete lines.
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<AffenJunge> I don't want to dominate women.. I just wish they'd be more eager to dominate me
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<TotAffen> On a scale from 1 to 10, I'm so drunk.
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<aXo> What an amazing weekend I had! I ate thirteen TV dinners, jacked off sixteen times and consumed one alcoholic beverage all without moving from this chair. I'm about to watch Godfather Part 3, then eat a bag of Doritos and pass out in a pool of my own saliva.
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* bago wants cex;
<BreeBaby> hehe...you havent had it in so long you forgot how to spell it
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<BBKahuna> now I'm left with a barbie-sized crotch
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<BBKSleep> I got busy on thursday, it reminded me of why I don't get busy.
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<_Bliss_> god hates me so he gave me a vagina
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<`Brianne> stop it...youre making me feel all warm inside...
<`Brianne> oops wrong channel
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* Cerebus laughs evilly under appropriately spooky lighting as lightning strikes and thunder explodes outside around the High Tower of jadecore on top of Elitist Bastard Mountain in the Kingdom of Fuck.
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<chemical-burn> I just had a bowl of clam chowder explode all over my face and chest, now I know how a girl feels when she gives head.
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<elroyk> i like to look at pictures of me then, because I get to think "wow, I am really a lot hotter now"
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<HexRei> but i have had two shits and they frickin decimated me
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<KaMeN> I just realized the only reason I would go to narcotics anonymous would be to get hookups for drugs
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<Masharoni> after that i vowed to clench my ass when barfing
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<nhoj> dont dis on aol
<nhoj> they put the whole internet on a cd
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<pipedream> one time i pee'd on the mcdonalds restroom floor
<pipedream> but it was a "statement"
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<lunar_sothis> and he was all amazed at "how deep" i could take it... tho i wasnt at all, he was just small
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<Speck> being able to type doesn't mean you're a computer nerd. It just means you have a higher intelligence than a turnip
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