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<sylwia> Everything from this point on is dependant on you being able to relax your anus
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<tertyl> and i've bent a spoon with the power of my mind...though when the drugs wore off..it was back to normal...
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<zi11z0rz> damn, the transsexual guy on silence of the lambs has nice abs
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<stevil> man my hair is oily and nasty
<stevil> fear my keyboard after i run my digits through my coiffure
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Quote: 6301; Rating: 274; [+|-]
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<rewben> wh00t, i made online fax server yo
<rewben> it even w0rkz
<m0f73> @)!!!!!
<m0f73> theres no h in w00t
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Quote: 6308; Rating: 124; [+|-]
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<GRAYwolf> Because, you KNOW suburban Massachusetts is a key terrorist target.
<GRAYwolf> We've got... Uhm... A bowling alley, out in Cambridge?
<The_Freakazoid> in that case, they'll drop anthrax into your tornadoes.
<GRAY|Myth3> Because if I don't play Myth 3 to completion...then the terrorists...they've already won.
<The_Freakazoid> Yeah, I recently downloaded DW 1-4, because if I die, I want to die having played some great NES games.
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Quote: 6310; Rating: 252; [+|-]
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* deVoca wonders how many American here know on what date the Civil War started and ended.
<Bell_of_Ygg> deV, I can't remember when-I can only remember how, why and what.
<The_Freakazoid> That means bell can remember it in the ass, for love, with a phone. But not who did it or when it happened.
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Quote: 6314; Rating: 136; [+|-]
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<GnarlyBob> I mean how could *anyone* have been surprised when Rob Halford came out of the closet?
<M0rph13> I was damnit :)
<GnarlyBob> He could be a stunt double for one of the Village People
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ted: woman plus invisible man = the perfect porn
craig: Actually, woman + visible woman is the perfect porn, but this is a close second.
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[during the Olympics]
ted: everytime i load my yahoo it seems the US has three more medals
craig: Stop reloading then!!! Canada has to catch up
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Quote: 6330; Rating: 463; [+|-]
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craig: I suddenly have the urge to rip someone's ear off... can you guess why?
ted: uh... you've been possessed by vincent van gogh?
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Quote: 6351; Rating: 94; [+|-]
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<Anal> I was doing a copy/paste
<Anal> but when I did my copy it must not of taken
<Anal> so when I pasted it pasted in my old command
<nothing`> uh oh. which was...?
<Anal> whihc was 'rm -rf /usr' !!!!
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Quote: 6353; Rating: 18; [+|-]
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<Eurotik> MSN is fucked up
<Eurotik> I can't even get on IE
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Quote: 6354; Rating: 546; [+|-]
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<_Hawkeye_> I don't bareback
<_Hawkeye_> Fastest way to the grave
<Mthbeylt> I'm not sure, but I have a feeling this isn't about the relative merits of riding horses without a saddle.
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<UrMomsUnt> U cant ban me .. I'm telnet irc
<paisley> Alrighty.
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Quote: 6360; Rating: 445; [+|-]
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<Skream> Anyone got an IDE controller I can borrow?
<Skream> Mine just caught fire.
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Quote: 6361; Rating: 379; [+|-]
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<tbp> I never trusted James Earl Jones after that Vader shit.
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Quote: 6363; Rating: 16; [+|-]
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<JelloMan> jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world...
<JelloMan> white and white, white and white, they are precious in his sight.
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<Dobbs> I went out on a date once with a women who said that, whatever the society was, it could not function unless women were the "gatekeepers of sex"...
<Dobbs> ...so I said, "Well, not if women were private property."
<Dobbs> That shut her up.
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Quote: 6369; Rating: 230; [+|-]
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<Monk> All I have to say... is I'm so messed that when I turned off the blacklight downstairs
<Monk> that I imagined I was defeating a agent of the negaverse sent by queen beryl who was using it to sap our lifeforce
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Quote: 6371; Rating: 441; [+|-]
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*** Quits: Jenn|fer (If you are reading this, you wasted 3 seconds of your life.)
<GE> actually, it only took me about 1.5 seconds to read
<File13> if i only wasted 3 seconds of my life, i'd be happy. but according to the timer on mIRC, i have 2074 hours on this install so far.
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Quote: 6377; Rating: 105; [+|-]
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<glasnost> i remember how DOS had no command for recursive removes
<glasnost> until they added deltree
<Logan> glasnost: deltree
<glasnost> thanks logan.
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Quote: 6385; Rating: 707; [+|-]
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<malp> this channel would be an argument for forced sterilization if there ever was a chance of any of you getting laid
<RunMe> malp: you keep talking as if you're NOT ON this channel
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Quote: 6387; Rating: 514; [+|-]
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<yabba> I fucked a homeless man today
<xsneakerx> was he cute?
<yabba> no.. but he had no shoes... and his feet were clean.
<yabba> I think he may have been jesus.
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<CitizenC> <k-statik> I love the smell of scat in the morning! <-- Shouldn't that be "taste"?
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Quote: 6390; Rating: 230; [+|-]
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<octalpuss> that's right... i'm on my way back to being beautiful
<octalpuss> fuck brains =o)
<octalpuss> oh, and drinking adequate water really kicks ass
<octalpuss> the extra skin on my tummy that i thought i was going to need a
tummy tuck for is now 85% gone
<el_kab0ng> turn around, I think I found it
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Quote: 6393; Rating: 607; [+|-]
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<NyseriA> i just read a book i got for xmas
<NyseriA> its about a sea harrier pilot shot down in bosnia
<NyseriA> he is collected by a troops of SAS FACs
<NyseriA> and, let me recall, when they have to pull out he says...
<NyseriA> He smacks his SA80 down on the tabke
<NyseriA> and shouts
<Sureshot^> 'who fucking TKed me last round?'
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Quote: 6395; Rating: 8; [+|-]
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<st0w> I was just a tad intoxicated, man
<botnation> you got a got shot at me with the ole dildo in the mouth trick
<botnation> thank god she washes that shit
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Quote: 6396; Rating: 375; [+|-]
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<Legend> When I think about you, I /ping myself.
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<James> well i was walking down the street the other day
<James> not paying attention to the 40 foot beast of a dong in my pants
<James> when it slipped out and was laying across a 6 lane highway
<James> thank god it was late out
<James> i pulled it back in right as a car drove by
<garorm> thank god, the car would have been totaled
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<cygnus> speech recognition is only for people who don't jerk off enough to build up wrist strength and then get fucked up from using their keyboards
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Quote: 6401; Rating: 499; [+|-]
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<risca> how do you spell world?
<risca> as in "the whole world"
<mixie> world
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Quote: 6403; Rating: 273; [+|-]
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<cygnus> i need to go grocery shopping
<avi-> nice
<cygnus> i don't have shit for food
<avi-> that's a good thing, i've seen those shit eating videos and it doesn't look tasty
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<wasabi> I wish catheters were comfortable and socially acceptible
<wasabi> and that I had a minifridge under my desk
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* Pixelz learnt everything he knows by playing pool
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Quote: 6416; Rating: 177; [+|-]
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<Jason> What's NRE?
<Scott> NRE - New Relationship Energy!
<Scott> It's just like cocaine, only more expensive.
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Quote: 6418; Rating: -17; [+|-]
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<suchness> my ear wax is pure black!?!?!?!?!
<suchness> WTF
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Quote: 6419; Rating: 167; [+|-]
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<extremist> strep?
<extremist> that thing where girls take their clothes off?
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Quote: 6420; Rating: 365; [+|-]
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--- [signoff!#windowmaker] NinjaCodr (wife getting naked)
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<sp00t> the only trouble with watching dune is every time I see that guy I expect him to pull out a palm pilot like thing saying "Ziggy says theres a 45.2 percent chance that you're here to save the whales"
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Quote: 6426; Rating: 470; [+|-]
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<BadlandZ> So, what's new, where are the bots?
<Sprout> they are eating lunch
<BadlandZ> heh.. together?
<Sprout> do you ever see bots eating with people?
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Quote: 6430; Rating: 354; [+|-]
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<TwoEight> heh, i dont even know how to hack a system
<TwoEight> i am always amazed when i hear such stories
<TheBigZ> hell, half the time I can't get into my own damn box, much less someone elses
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Quote: 6432; Rating: 60; [+|-]
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<PI^2> my first puter was c-64
<PI^2> I had many nasty games on c-64 :D
<PI^2> like 'fast masturbation' and such :)
<PI^2> that game was soo weird :D
<PI^2> though it had good graphics for a c-64 game :)
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Quote: 6434; Rating: 188; [+|-]
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<Cheetah> heh, someone else who was on my box didn't like my lack of bitchx ...
<sig11> heh?
<Cheetah> bitchx
<Cheetah> BitchX
<Cheetah> for fucks..
<Cheetah> (from .bash_history)
<Cheetah> who actually types things like for fucks.. into their shell?
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Quote: 6436; Rating: 16; [+|-]
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<tomed> hmm
<MrBawb> uh oh!
<MrBawb> tomed is thinking!
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<shev> Efnet needs to get mIRC to include an air raid siren wav file, and play it when there's a server hack
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Quote: 6441; Rating: 9612; [+|-]
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<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado
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Quote: 6442; Rating: 192; [+|-]
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<redhook> <--- 22
<redhook> and I got a 7 year old on my nuts, how pathetic
<redhook> s/7/17/
<redhook> that looked bad
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Quote: 6443; Rating: 204; [+|-]
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<signine> "PIPE YOUR OUTPUT THROUGH THAT, BITCH!"
<far_call> "you can stick that in your pipe and awk it"
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<zhixel> I'd really like to meet a sane woman who doesn't have to
constantly rely on me for emotional support
<far_call> and I'd really like to be able to drive my car to jupiter
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