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<bogue> you need a woman ;P
<bogue> or maybe a very feminine sheep
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<Milp> its the next hot thing
<bogueWRC> if your ass was the next hot thing, do you think I'd want to get in and drive it?
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<Kaje> my friend at camp brought his psx and gathered us all into his room to watch him beat it
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<Milp> i've licked astroglide out of all sorts of orafices.. its not tasteless
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<incarnate> hey cres, I know what you're thinking right now
<incarnate> " "
<cres> i dont get it
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<kubba> it's ok to blow a deadline inventing a time machine, because you can
always go back and invent it on budget
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<kim-> pat youve had your share of irc fucks
<ultrafunk> yeah like 3
<ultrafunk> 2 i never saw again
<thebigo> why, did you take them off /notify?
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<bozo> !v
<bozo> *damn*
<fn> "if you were in emacs, you'd be editing by now."
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<DinoNeil> where the hell is Dan keeping himself these days?
<homeslice> In a jar under the sink.
<homeslice> He's saving it for marriage.
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<The_Freak> Jon's job sounds too much like a gay porn plot. I mean, come on, can you picture it? Jon pulling up in his bangin Taurus with the Jay-Z all the way up, rolling up to the Rutgers gay frat house and lysping "Hey boys, I brought the sausage!"...then when he was done, he'd say with crusted lips "Thanks for the
tips!"
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<Ichiro51> LOL I remember picking up this chick at a bar several years ago .. we went back to her place, she asks me if I minded if she "made herself at home" .. I said no, so she took her teeth out and blew me.
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<Corndog24> the corndog got dumped tonight
<The_Freak> Don't worry Corn, you're still cousins, right?
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red sets mode: +b *!*@*.aol.com
*** creepen12 was kicked by biohzrd (banned: (your 500 free hours will not be spent here./6.05.02))
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<lud> who was he? someone you know or just someone you pumped into
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<AccordionGuy> k%: SELECT * FROM People WHERE People.AttractedTo = 'me' ORDER BY People.HooterDimensions DESC
<AccordionGuy> Now *that's* SQL.
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<fo0bar> I once has a (poor attempt) at a pr0n site, and was working with iBill on a support issue, and this young woman on the other end asks for what the site is so she can test it and I say "uhh, www.pussy4less.com" -- didn't even phase her
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<pupok> i need ritalin to make the perl bearable.
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<kingmob> someone broke into our apartment once
<kingmob> he didn't take anything
<kingmob> he left a ten dollar bill
<Guyver3> did he leave money?
<Guyver3> hahahaha
<kingmob> i am *so* not shitting
<kingmob> that ruined my whole week
<kingmob> plus, my dipshit roommate spent the ten bucks
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<Guyver3> you know what the best part of being me is?
<Guyver3> being me
* Guyver3 gleams with an unholy glow
<kingmob> now, see, that's the kind of attitude i like to hear
<kingmob> the world needs more arrogant bastards
<kingmob> i get lonely
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<Guyver3> koolaid time
<Guyver3> what today
<Guyver3> strawberry kiwi
<Guyver3> strawberry kiwi lemonade
<Guyver3> mountain berry blast
<Guyver3> or blood of the preacher's daughter?
<kingmob> the blood one. definitely.
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<kingmob> lisa is being very resistant to this whole "dreadlock" thing
<kingmob> probably concerned about all the fly bitches i'll have
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<Guyver3> ive found, that dreaming that you get shot in the chest, twice, by an assassin that looks like Odo, in the back of car, and
feeling your heart slow down to almost nothing, leaves a really acidic taste in your mouth when you wake up
<a_0001> then don't dream that
<Guyver3> i didnt say that i disliked the acidic taste
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<Disciple> nice, local computer club uses kerberos for password based access to the clubroom instead of a key.
<Disciple> if you give the wrong password, the door doesn't open. Instead the screen says "Kerberos bites you, kerberos bites you. You die."
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<continuum> being disconnected from IRC is like having your head dunked in a bucket of cold water.. it's disorientating and you know things have happened but you don't know what
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<GaeMan> Chia: Be nice to CAgurl today.
<chirpet> I am always nice to CAgurl. I resent the implication.
<chirpet> I am nice to everyone.
<chirpet> Always.
<chirpet> So shut up.
<chirpet> pigfucker.
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<psychicbug> ok, take the bible in a .txt document and open it in notepad. shift every first letter to the right 1, and save it as an .avi. turns out, its a cumshot vid
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*** Kelly19_ ([email protected]) joined #hack at 14:12
[885420755] <#hack/Kelly19_> Hi, my name is Rachel. I'm gonne be a spam^H^H^H^Hporn model! wanna see my pictures? too bad! wanna click on cool banners? uhh. shit. i forgot my own webpage! TEEHEE!
<#hack/Kelly19_> ok sorry guys, no porn for you today! bye now!
*** Kelly19_ ([email protected]) left #hack at 14:12
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<#hack/t0c> [gothgrrl([email protected])] im not coming.
<#hack/t0c> damn
<#hack/t0c> i have lame netsex skillz
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*** oghost kicked prym from #hack ( children must be at least this tall to ride #hack )
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<#seattle/sisSoul> navy guys are fat ugly and squatty
<#seattle/yoplait> girls just like the title 'able seaman'
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<#seattle/ThisGirl> SONOFABITCH
<#seattle/ThisGirl> i hate it when ppl ask me if im male or female
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<#hack/|al|> if i wrote a perl program, i wouldnt go telling people about it
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<#seattle/weezel> This End-User License is an agreement between Microsoft Corporation (hereafter referred to as "Microsoft") and you, the end-user (hereafter referred to as "our bitch").
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<cheech> Ugh! Parents, who needs them?
<guailo> retards.
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<kegpin> I gotta go.
<Krebstar> ok, get better soon, keg.
<puppyfish> aww... is keg sick?
<Krebstar> nope. I just think he could be better than he is.
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<khalek> sif irc isn't just different sorts of complaining from different people
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* nailer goes to the city to acquire stuff
<zeitgeist> lol
<zeitgeist> stuff huh
<ambr> $10 says he's acquiring bumsex
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<lsd> argh
<lsd> fucking cunty sql server
<lsd> apparently my Distrubution Agent is 'suspect'
<lsd> what? it's doing covert ops for the CIA?
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<HrdwrBoB_> they are poo :)
<HrdwrBoB_> but hten
<HrdwrBoB_> they are not poo
<HrdwrBoB_> so they are poo and not poo AT THE SAME TIME!!
<Fryboy> quantum poo
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* nailer/#lgl is a chocoholic. But for alchohol :)
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<Fryboy> can't hardly wait, party of 5 etc
<ambr> i thought you were taking about serial cable compression there... parity of 5
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<ambrgone> the way i figure it, if the hard drives go at 7200rpm on 12V, on
240V, they should go.... EVEN FASTER!!!!!
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<nail|away> Packaging systems are lame. Tarballs are lamer.
So is source. I install me software with personally magnetized
needles and a steady hand.
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<nailer> Where in Hell is Carmen Sandiago's Luggage?
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<HrdwrBoB> un.. what's rl?
<un> isn't that what happens when you type brb?
<HrdwrBoB> no that's when I get food
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<BedBoB> ERR: scsi_wait_goat() no goat.
<lsd> i'm sure i don't remember having any goats near my old all-SCSI amiga
<Bruce> the mac II here doesnt need goats either
<BedBoB> they have inbuilt goats
<lsd> on-board goat controller
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<lsd> my win2k box is being a bitch
<HrdwrBoB> that's the default setting
<HrdwrBoB> you have to edit the registry
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<ambrness> DEVICE=eth0
<ambrness> BOOTPROTO=static
<ambrness> BOARDCAST=203.21.86.255
<ambrness> HAHAH... no wonder it had probs
<ambrness> curse having an admin who speaks english as a second language
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<osx_newb> helo?
<Vulpyne> 250 Vulpyne
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Clayton: man, i am so tired..but my bed is full of dog puke.
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