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<risca> how do you spell world?
<risca> as in "the whole world"
<mixie> world |
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<cygnus> i need to go grocery shopping
<avi-> nice
<cygnus> i don't have shit for food
<avi-> that's a good thing, i've seen those shit eating videos and it doesn't look tasty |
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<wasabi> I wish catheters were comfortable and socially acceptible
<wasabi> and that I had a minifridge under my desk |
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* Pixelz learnt everything he knows by playing pool |
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<Jason> What's NRE?
<Scott> NRE - New Relationship Energy!
<Scott> It's just like cocaine, only more expensive. |
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<suchness> my ear wax is pure black!?!?!?!?!
<suchness> WTF |
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Quote: 6419; Rating: 201; [+|-]
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<extremist> strep?
<extremist> that thing where girls take their clothes off? |
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--- [signoff!#windowmaker] NinjaCodr (wife getting naked) |
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<sp00t> the only trouble with watching dune is every time I see that guy I expect him to pull out a palm pilot like thing saying "Ziggy says theres a 45.2 percent chance that you're here to save the whales" |
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Quote: 6426; Rating: 527; [+|-]
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<BadlandZ> So, what's new, where are the bots?
<Sprout> they are eating lunch
<BadlandZ> heh.. together?
<Sprout> do you ever see bots eating with people? |
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Quote: 6430; Rating: 393; [+|-]
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<TwoEight> heh, i dont even know how to hack a system
<TwoEight> i am always amazed when i hear such stories
<TheBigZ> hell, half the time I can't get into my own damn box, much less someone elses |
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Quote: 6432; Rating: 89; [+|-]
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<PI^2> my first puter was c-64
<PI^2> I had many nasty games on c-64 :D
<PI^2> like 'fast masturbation' and such :)
<PI^2> that game was soo weird :D
<PI^2> though it had good graphics for a c-64 game :) |
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<Cheetah> heh, someone else who was on my box didn't like my lack of bitchx ...
<sig11> heh?
<Cheetah> bitchx
<Cheetah> BitchX
<Cheetah> for fucks..
<Cheetah> (from .bash_history)
<Cheetah> who actually types things like for fucks.. into their shell? |
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Quote: 6436; Rating: 53; [+|-]
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<tomed> hmm
<MrBawb> uh oh!
<MrBawb> tomed is thinking! |
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<shev> Efnet needs to get mIRC to include an air raid siren wav file, and play it when there's a server hack |
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<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado |
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Quote: 6442; Rating: 242; [+|-]
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<redhook> <--- 22
<redhook> and I got a 7 year old on my nuts, how pathetic
<redhook> s/7/17/
<redhook> that looked bad |
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Quote: 6443; Rating: 259; [+|-]
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<signine> "PIPE YOUR OUTPUT THROUGH THAT, BITCH!"
<far_call> "you can stick that in your pipe and awk it" |
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Quote: 6444; Rating: 1121; [+|-]
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<zhixel> I'd really like to meet a sane woman who doesn't have to
constantly rely on me for emotional support
<far_call> and I'd really like to be able to drive my car to jupiter |
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<gh5046> beep boop beep boop beep beep boop
<skrike> thats right r2 we're going to cloud city |
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<paper_bag> i have looked for so long for a channel that has x-dccs with white poeple music |
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Quote: 6453; Rating: 676; [+|-]
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<O_6> my helpful nature gets me into many a snag
<MadMan37> so does your weakness for pic-a-nic baskets |
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<^cell^> one of these days, ill get my friends and family members and stuff to jump into the back of my truck, and all 277 of us will run over a bunch of french people |
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<^erica^> god, why dont you apear infront of me when i pray?
<GodFu> because i like to watch |
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Quote: 6459; Rating: 1474; [+|-]
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<Bobo> what's wrong with being a homosexual?
<klong> it's gay |
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<studdud> what the fuck is wtf |
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<Flik> my friend gave up masturbation for lent, and lost in an hour |
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Quote: 6464; Rating: 670; [+|-]
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<chin|werk> msimn can kiss my fucking bloody ass
<chin|werk> outlook express is a little fucking drama queen
<chin|werk> "OOoOHHHH, YOU UPGRADED TO IE 6"
<chin|werk> "WELL IM NOT GONNA WORK ANYMORE" |
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<MC_GREG> your hapkido will not save you when i am wiping your asshole with your tongue |
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<[werk]chin> (Bobo) "With the sam's deal on a 100 gb drive, im able to download and store the porn of 10 regular men" |
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<trance> ooo the heat is on in my house, my dad must have gotten a raise |
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Quote: 6478; Rating: 258; [+|-]
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<HevyD> yea, one time I got caught masturbating and I yelled at my dad telling him to go get help cause I had him caught and I needed backup, boy that was akward |
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Quote: 6480; Rating: 1207; [+|-]
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<axel026> i need help please
<^cell^> do you have an appointment?
<axel026> im french
<^cell^> i see... thats a terrible disorder |
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<whaQd|cybering> any porn with cheese curls is pretty elite |
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<funknut> I like my women like I like my coffee.
<Dokterrock> What, tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a burro? |
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Quote: 6483; Rating: 385; [+|-]
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<dj_ak> i just popped a zit on my shoulder
<dj_ak> and it hit me in the eye
<dj_ak> then i licked my eye
<splifs> women must love you |
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<luna> okay okay, so it *probably* isn't going to snow, but i can
<luna> imagine it!
<roland> well, if we're imagining, i can imagine buxom women will fall
<roland> from the sky like sexy hailstones. |
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<blazemore> DJing with vinyl is like people still making soap from their own pig fat |
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Quote: 6486; Rating: 288; [+|-]
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<wmf> AaronSw: what did I tell you about Stallman?
<AaronSw> not to have sex with him? |
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<firebone> btw my fav jpop group is Goa Tse Ceex |
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Quote: 6490; Rating: 263; [+|-]
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<Ashen> fucking hell
<Ashen> I just ate a paint chip I thought was a peanut
<Ashen> shit how much l;ead do you think is in a sealant |
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Quote: 6491; Rating: 578; [+|-]
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<SwampFox> "I'm sleeping with several local teens.u00a0 Find out if your child is one of them at 11." |
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<Bobo> Hobo-Niff, will you be my partner in dance dance strangulation? |
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Quote: 6493; Rating: 469; [+|-]
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<[Shinji]> Arrrr... bend over laddie and I'll show ye a fishstick that makes it's OWN tatar sauce....#($* |
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[01:58] *** Loops|ao changes topic to '<Neep> what are you gonna do Bobo? || <Bobo> live in my parents' basement till i'm 47 and i die of autoerotic asphyxiation alone and a virgin' |
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-^cell^- how fast is your processor?
u00abtyloru00bb 56k |
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<chin|werk> its not video games fault that its a lot of fun to kill people |
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<jeremiah> the other day, we were sitting there in class
during an awkward pause and the teacher was feeling all proud of himself [...] and I say: "so mr critzer, when are you going
to get a real job?" |
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[1:02pm] <+weeve> now kthx bye now you don't exist on my harddrive or in my memorys anymore try not thinking your a 22 year old mack with a good job and gf and accept who you are I am 6'8 and 245 I'm a black belt in ju jitsu unlike you lieing kiddies wanna spar come to me I'm bored now
[1:02pm] weeve [email protected] has Quit iRC (`docno==liar I love kiddies:) kthx) |
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<monami> this utility has a macro recording function but no loop command
<monami> so i record a macro, and then put a stapler on the keyboard to hold the button down
<monami> and go have coffee
<monami> i note that the stapler, on the whole, is a more efficient and productive employee than i am |
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