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<Keimu> guys
<Keimu> come on lemme back in lol
<Calendros> sorry
<Calendros> You're still banned
<Calendros> come back later
* Keimu ([email protected]) has left #AY.Radio
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Quote: 676812; Rating: 568; [+|-]
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<mETRo> you shoulda taken it back to walmart lol
<mETRo> they take anything back
<zx2ms> dude serisouly I was read to just throw it away and buy a new one
<zx2ms> instead of go through the hassle
<mETRo> you could bring in a box of used rubbers there
<mETRo> and theyd be like "was there anything wrong with them?"
<[xENo]> just set the kid on the counter
<zx2ms> lol
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Quote: 676846; Rating: 695; [+|-]
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mintgreenfaerie: rice or ice cream?
OmIn0uS DaRkNeSs: rice cream.
mintgreenfaerie: hehe, sounds like something from Scooby-doo
OmIn0uS DaRkNeSs: no
OmIn0uS DaRkNeSs: that would be
OmIn0uS DaRkNeSs: rice ream
OmIn0uS DaRkNeSs: which sounds like the name for some sick asian porno.
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Quote: 676873; Rating: 1528; [+|-]
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<LocK> I had a conversation about my penis with 2 girls yesterday
<ezmac> must have been a short conversation...
<ophelia> If they're pointing and laughing, it's not a conversation
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Quote: 676881; Rating: 48; [+|-]
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* %James|AFK kicks Cruise in the balls..... WAKE UP >.<
<foamy> hah
<bootsector> LOL
<bootsector> What a nice way to wake someone up!
<SilentDragz> I've woken up before with my 9 year old cousin's face about an inch away from mine
<SilentDragz> wait
<SilentDragz> my face, not balls
<SilentDragz> that sounded so wrong
<%James|AFK> lmao
<foamy> freek
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Quote: 676884; Rating: 1479; [+|-]
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<Chalk> i got a new hard drive and i thought it was fucked cos there was a really weird noise coming from it
<LocK> heh, that sucks
<Chalk> then i realsied there was a crow at my windoe
<Chalk> going raaaaaaaaw
<Chalk> stupid crow
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Quote: 676896; Rating: 379; [+|-]
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<matt1020> is any 1 smart in hear?
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Quote: 676902; Rating: 1834; [+|-]
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(&Gsus) thanks to asian porn i know now the japanese words for "More" "oh god yes" "fuck me hard" and "get that tentacle out of my ass"
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Quote: 677056; Rating: 1200; [+|-]
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<Tyranu[work]> tried to have a customer complaint about a mouse that only worked to the sides and not up and down.... found out later that he didn't move the mouse forward/backwards but rather lifted it up and down... a part of me died that day
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Quote: 677064; Rating: 422; [+|-]
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<+Ne0v001> I was playing Halo 2 yesterday
<+Ne0v001> my friend was over
<+Ne0v001> and I perfectly jumped 3 obstacles
<+Ne0v001> clicked on my invisibility
<+Ne0v001> and slipped by all the guards
<+Ne0v001> and mumbled
<+Ne0v001> "I don't play this game too much"
<+Ne0v001> and he was like
<+Ne0v001> "Who are you trying to convince? Me or you?"
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Quote: 677083; Rating: 493; [+|-]
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(%neeley_09) chain letters aren't even trying anymore
(%neeley_09) "You are definately going to die tonight."
(%neeley_09) "So repost this before you do!"
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Quote: 677113; Rating: 1152; [+|-]
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<scalar> ok, UPS guy came, now I can shower :P
<Keneto> famous phrases to remember not to take out of context?
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Quote: 677495; Rating: 979; [+|-]
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Nautilus724: One time I tried to piss off the people at McDonalds by ordering the food in the little Spanish I knew.
Nautilus724: I think that was the first time they didn't screw up my order.
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<TheFlibble>Windows XP doesn't like admitting it's made a mistake
<TheFlibble>It doesn't give error messages it just tries to carry on regardless
<TheFlibble>Its like an embarrassed old man sitting in a pool of his own piss.
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Quote: 678111; Rating: 523; [+|-]
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<Animule> OOkkaayy......
<Animule> HHooww ddoo yyoouu ttuurrnn ooffff llooccaall eecchhoo iinn tthhiiss tthhiinngg??????
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Quote: 678180; Rating: 876; [+|-]
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<Blarrrg> so my CD drive stopped working a couple days ago
<Blarrrg> i figured it must have just been the drivers
<Blarrrg> i looked around but couldn't find any, so i emailed the company requesting them
<Blarrrg> today i go to check my mail, and guess what i find
<Blarrrg> they mailed me a CD with them
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Quote: 678185; Rating: 217; [+|-]
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<VsX> i had a great idea for a t-shirt, but part of it is trademarked
<VsX> the front will say "hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil...."
<VsX> and the back will say "but touch and taste it ALL YOU WANT"
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Quote: 678377; Rating: 298; [+|-]
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<jesusghet> ok IE sucks
<jesusghet> it doesnt support google calendar
<shaan> it does support spyware though
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Quote: 678420; Rating: 552; [+|-]
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<iMP> my friend just told me a horrible story
<iMP> so, he came to a shop on his bike and left it at the entrance
<iMP> he was inside the shop only for about 5 minutes
<iMP> when he came out, the bike was still there, but obviously something was wrong
<iMP> taking a close look, he noticed the absense of pedals.
<iMP> the country where people steal things they don't need at all just out of boredom has no future :(
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Quote: 678538; Rating: 197; [+|-]
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<Kojo> Nobody wants to star in my Star Wars porn video :(
<Kojo> The truth behind the scenes:
<Kojo> "Han Shot First"
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Quote: 678662; Rating: 260; [+|-]
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Metl_AtWork: "Whatever comes out of the resolution must address the root cause," Bush said
Metl_AtWork: I love bush quotes.
Metl_AtWork: he makes me feel smart when I read them.
Metl_AtWork: hes like the John Madden of politics =D
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Quote: 678684; Rating: 599; [+|-]
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<tydel> this fat chick walked up to me at the club tonight
<tydel> she's like "I like vodka, buy me a drink"
<tydel> I was like "I like blowjobs, buy ME a drink"
<tydel> kind of a conversation ender
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Quote: 678715; Rating: 1742; [+|-]
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Ben174: fuckin paypal.. they need new databases or something.. seems like every other day i get an email and have to go update my account information.
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Quote: 678774; Rating: 603; [+|-]
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<siddy> stupid internet
<mutley> whats up with it? works fine for me :|
<siddy> its slow as hell
<siddy> im going to call them up and ask for it to be restarted
<mutley> the internet?
<siddy> yeh...
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Quote: 679080; Rating: 1737; [+|-]
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<Ulm> Sigh. I've lost my cow.
<Ulm> I think she's learned to open her gate and she's gone.
<Ulm> Been looking for about 5 hours now.
<dal-X> Need more cowbell.
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Quote: 679319; Rating: 336; [+|-]
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< Cillian> WTF is ubuntu christian edition!?!??
< Cillian> It's not like normal ubuntu is spawn of the devil
<@BlackRatchet> thou shalt not kill -9?
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Quote: 679854; Rating: 1114; [+|-]
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<bTm> I swear to God, if you ever say that to me again, I will remove each and every one of your limbs, including your tiny penis, with a rusty spoon, shove your bleeding stumps into buckets of rock salt, then force you to eat your way out of a hole filled with your own feces and body parts.
<Xeonspire> Er. All I said was, "Hi".
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Quote: 680262; Rating: 1570; [+|-]
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<roddyboy> man it sucks...
<roddyboy> phone got stolen tonight :(
<drjazz> call someone who cares
<drjazz> oh wait
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Quote: 680317; Rating: -210; [+|-]
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<jumpcho15> I foind out how to write a code
<KevinJB> you must be like a prmgerz or somfing
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Quote: 680418; Rating: 639; [+|-]
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<darkdread> Three Middle Eastern Men Found With 1000 Cell Phones...
<videogameaholic> you just used middle eastern and cell in the same sentence. answer the door, it's the fbi.
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Quote: 680487; Rating: 474; [+|-]
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<wicked> They are playing multiplayer in GTA SA
***FatCat has joined the room (#hih)
<wicked> my brother is a stripper and his tits are hanging out
<FatCat> older or younger?
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Quote: 680498; Rating: 322; [+|-]
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<@Canis> i wanted to move my nintendo once but didnt want to lose my game
<@Canis> so i wired on a second power cord
<@Canis> and then walked it from outlet to outlet
<@Canis> im really lucky i didnt hit two circuits out of phase
<@Canis> that would have SUCKED
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Quote: 680513; Rating: 1311; [+|-]
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<JohnFlux> There are two kinds of people: 1) those who start arrays with one and 1) those who start them with zero.
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Quote: 680845; Rating: 406; [+|-]
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<lark> shit dude im in deep shit with my gf
<Solid_Snake> What'd you do this time?
<lark> well her doctor was rude to her and I found it hilarious
<Solid_Snake> Brilliant.
<lark> hes like this young new doctor and she went in for some shit I dont remember and hes like "well I got a prescription for you. you could just take my..capsule" motioning to his dick
<lark> she rolled her eyes and then he said "its a suppository"
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Quote: 680946; Rating: 516; [+|-]
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SignorMartinelli: how is the weather?
vacapalida: Dunno. I'm in a room with no windows.
vacapalida: My widget says it's 84 and sunny.
vacapalida: ...trust the widget...
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Quote: 680953; Rating: 260; [+|-]
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<DarbySniper> My mother got a digital camera today. She wanted to know how many pictures it could take before she replaced the film in the memory card.
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Quote: 681057; Rating: 331; [+|-]
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Sholiz: i'm lucky to get laid once a quarter
Sholiz: it's like big corporations profit reports
Sholiz: comes 4 times a year and usually it's a let-down
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Quote: 681183; Rating: 2293; [+|-]
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Ron34: Why havent you been in school?
Joe: because its summer vacation?
Ron34: its sept 13
Ron34: school started the 5th
Joe: WTF
Joe: ITS SEPTEMBER?
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Quote: 681240; Rating: 385; [+|-]
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<Farcaller> to get spare parts disassemble/assemble some device
<Farcaller> repeat until you get enough spare parts
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Quote: 681285; Rating: 1234; [+|-]
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Niv)Mutal: There is a crack in my window blinds, and every time I turn around, I see an eye staring through the glass at me. I can't deal with this any longer, its making me lose games. Any opinions / comments / suggestions?
Hot_Bid: take the ring off
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Quote: 681428; Rating: 709; [+|-]
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<Splinton> So I'm on my honeymoon with my wife right...and after we're done fucking, I get up to go to the bathroom, and without thinking I left a $50 on the bed.
<Aron> Oh shit..
<Splinton> Yeah...
<Aron> She'll get over it right though? She can't possibly expect you've never been with a woman up til now?
<Splinton> Yeah that's not what I'm worried about...she gave me $20 change!
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Quote: 681885; Rating: 770; [+|-]
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<rushfan> im getting out of shape
<rushfan> I only did 25 pushups and the room is already spinning'
<qupada> drink some booze
<qupada> maybe it will make the room spin the other way and they will cancel out
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Quote: 681933; Rating: 571; [+|-]
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<MGS05> vegans are the most enviromentally unsound people
<MGS05> they totally take advantage of "survival of the fittest"
<MGS05> the plants can't move
<MGS05> they can
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Quote: 681997; Rating: 374; [+|-]
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<dst> mirc is a piece of shit
<dst> I wouldn't let any of my kids use it
<dodgo> i would let my kids suck my dick, doesnt mean i'd stop everyone from it
<dodgo> i wouldn't
<doogsey> er
<dodgo> oh fuck
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Quote: 682020; Rating: 517; [+|-]
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<Loki> would dismantling a self-aware computer be considered murder?
<Rane> Why don't you ask it?
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Quote: 682046; Rating: -51; [+|-]
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<Raikou`> what if you had a keyboard with a key for every character
<Dratini927> it'd be like, 15'x15'
<Dratini927> It's like "Brb I gotta go press a"
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Quote: 682066; Rating: 31; [+|-]
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<Metl>Anyone else notice that the dude who claims he killed that Ramsey girl looks extremely similar to the g-man?
<Metl>I suddenly no longer have the urge to play HL anymore...
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Quote: 682292; Rating: 381; [+|-]
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<+billy_s> im taking a break from programming and trying to escape the world of geekness and then winamp brings up "Norah Jones - Pointer Song" GODAMN IT LEAVE ME ALONE
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Quote: 682355; Rating: 947; [+|-]
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<Ghrens> Halo had a story? I thought it was about 13 year old boys with prepubescent voices calling me a homosexual.
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<Ranbert> someone shoot me please....
<tele> o \O_ Arrgh!!
<tele> <\==- - - - - - - --- __/
<tele> / \ \
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