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<GaNja> anyone here good at setting up video cards?
<Blue> nope, im horrible at it myself, so bad in fact i dont even havea video card
<GaNja> oh
<GaNja> that sucks
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Quote: 107304; Rating: 727; [+|-]
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<Zimbu> heh, the ad bar on fark speaks for itself...
<Zimbu> "1000s of naked women on your desktop! NSFW!: 18 comments"
<Zimbu> "Revenge Lady- My story of complete and utter humiliation: 8 comments"
<Zimbu> "i saw a turtle: 1136 comments"
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Quote: 107307; Rating: 216; [+|-]
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<Borgus> How does one go about becoming an op?
<Fembot> kneepads, a dark room, and a strong stomach
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Quote: 107311; Rating: 254; [+|-]
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<basschimp> sitting down in a kilt is easy. after the first few times.
<Yardbomb> Heehee
<Yardbomb> lol
<Ant-> after the first few "AWW SWEET JESUS MAN"s?
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Quote: 107314; Rating: 177; [+|-]
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<+Jasper> SourceX, its because of people like you that they put up signs that say "Please don't touch the animals" in zoos
<+Jasper> -P
<@SourceX> i wouildnt do it with other ppl around anyways
<@SourceX> the signs are pointless
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Quote: 107324; Rating: 452; [+|-]
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<dragondyne> doritos are just as good though
<dragondyne> but the residue on your hands SUCKS ASS
<Mog116> yeah
<dragondyne> you need gloves to eat them
<AvaLance204> Yes doritos mess up your hands
<shadow> I don't mind the residue
<Mog116> dorito residue sucks
dragondyne> they should come with a pair of latex gloves
<dragondyne> they would sell more
<shadow> I usually eat chips when I'm not using my hands
<shadow> er
<AvaLance204> :o
<shadow> you know what I mean
<AvaLance204> lofl
<dragondyne> wtf
<shadow> when I'm not using my hands for anything else
<Mog116> what
<shadow> ah crap
<shadow> screw it
<dragondyne> do you stick your head in the bag and rotate or something
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Quote: 107325; Rating: -24; [+|-]
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<@ott> i work with a guy who has zacklee
<@ott> his breath smells zacklee like his ass
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Quote: 107329; Rating: 186; [+|-]
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<Cyber_Akuma> They REALLY want to make dying in the game realistic
<Cyber_Akuma> The pc insantly locked up when i died
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Quote: 107339; Rating: 22; [+|-]
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(Kixx^) Where can I download internet ?
(@Osc) Kixx^ goto http://www.irchelp.org/download for info on getting files of any kind via IRC.
Kixx^) *lol*
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Quote: 107346; Rating: 185; [+|-]
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<Devilmouse> help!!!
<Devilmouse> * Yam invites you to join #gay
<Devilmouse> i joined and they wont let me back out
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Quote: 107354; Rating: 320; [+|-]
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<nylint> a pedophile and a little girl were walking into the woods
<nylint> and the little girl said 'these woods are scary at night, mister'
<nylint> and the pedophile said 'you're scared? i have to walk back alone!'
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Quote: 107355; Rating: 399; [+|-]
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volsung> *Sigh*
jack> sigh what?
volsung> Talking to my mom again.
volsung> I tried to explain that job #1 is modeling the effects of the solar wind on the Earth's magnetic field and that my advisor's model wasn't working at all.
volsung> Her immediate response was "Well, that's because you aren't taking into account the effect of consciousness on the charged particles."
volsung> I did not know how to respond to that.
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Quote: 107363; Rating: 968; [+|-]
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(@Nick^) we were about to start an important exam yesterday
(@Nick^) and the male teacher says "any mobile phones turn them out and put them on the desk at the front"
(@Nick^) and my friend questioned him about whether it was necessary to put it on the desk at the front, blah blah
(@Nick^) then the teacher walks down the row of people to check, and says to my /other/ friend, "Is that a mobile phone in your pocket?"
(@Nick^) and my friend turned round and said "No he's just pleased to see you"
(@Nick^) I almost got kicked out for crying with laughter
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Quote: 107364; Rating: 945; [+|-]
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<Analogy> I haven't taken a shower in days.
<Analogy> DAYS.
* silentjoe backs away from analogy
<Analogy> My hair has so much oil in it, Bush is gonna invade it next.
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Quote: 107367; Rating: 118; [+|-]
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* djenk feels like his energy has been completly drained out of him
* muiredach pumps energy back up in djenk
<muiredach> ooops, that was the airpump ;-)
* djenk now feels listless and bloated too ;/
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Quote: 107371; Rating: 663; [+|-]
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<NekoGuy> Oh my fucking god I'm 16 years old, engaged, with a 2.0 average planning to make a career out of politics, I spend my entire day on IRC, looking at porn and fantasizing about a race of catgirls that will never exist.
<NekoGuy> IT JUST FUCKING HIT ME.
* NekoGuy kills himself
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Quote: 107373; Rating: 253; [+|-]
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< kriptik> !sites
< BassBoy> !sites
< kriptik> !geeks-in-g-strings
< BassBoy> !nude-animals
< kriptik> !greasy-ewok-bitches
< BassBoy> !underage-gerbil-sluts
< kriptik> you win :(
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Quote: 107374; Rating: 47; [+|-]
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<eXa|The_Professor> my grandpa invented cheez-wiz
<eXa-r|SirHump|NS> sweeeet
<eXa|The_Professor> no i'm just screwing with you
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Quote: 107380; Rating: 232; [+|-]
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* Rask says AHEM extremely loudly.
* Blasphemy gives Rask a cough drop.
<Denise> SARS! :o
<Chickita_Banana> lol
* Denise passes out masks.
* Rask sticks it in his nose and says AHEM again.
<Chickita_Banana> a cough drop in your nose?
* Denise watches it shoot out of Rask's nose and hit Chickita in the face.
<Denise> Maybe it's a nose drop.
<Chickita_Banana> lol
* Chickita_Banana throws it at Denise
* Denise gets it lodged in her throat.
<Blasphemy> o.o
* Denise does the heimlich on herself.
<Blasphemy> Denise.
* Denise lives.
<Blasphemy> You're wierd.
* Denise spears Blasphemy.
* Denise drags him to her igloo.
* Chickita_Banana watches
<Blasphemy> Plz don't rape me >_< I'll do anything!
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Quote: 107381; Rating: 1226; [+|-]
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<Tenchi147> if you were in a shower with another guy and he droped the soup
<Tenchi147> would you do anything?
<Oolong^Pokemon> not if it wasn't my boyfriend
<Oolong^Pokemon> hell no
<Tenchi147> I am not thinking while typeing
<Tenchi147> I am going to shut up now
<Katarica> If I was in the shower and another girl dropped the soup
<Katarica> I would wonder why the HELL she was eating soup in the fucking shower
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Quote: 107382; Rating: 1053; [+|-]
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<^NoS^Sikarian> you know
<^NoS^Sikarian> in working with the tech department the past week
<^NoS^Sikarian> know what ive found out?
<^NoS^Sikarian> those windows XP taskbar tray popup bubbles are like a little kid
<^NoS^Sikarian> 'HEY! LOoK AT ME! LOOOK WHAT IM DOING! =D =D =D LOoK!! YOUR NOT LOOOOKKINNGG!!!! COME ON LOOK!!"
<^NoS^Sikarian> Then you click the X and say "Ok I fucking see you"
<^NoS^Sikarian> 5 seconds... "HEY LOOK AT ME AGAIN! =D"
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Quote: 107384; Rating: 99; [+|-]
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Mayor of your Brain: I weasled out of going to my cousin's graduation ;)
C_Caillavet: you rule
C_Caillavet: But what if you missed out on punch and pie?
Mayor of your Brain: Fuck them, I got meatloaf
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Quote: 107390; Rating: 667; [+|-]
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<Targen> Just saw the Smallvile season finale. (that's what you call those, right?)
<NekoGuy> season finale? the last episode in a season right?
<Targen> Yes.
<NekoGuy> Yes, that's right.
<NekoGuy> You've passed the American Television Culture test #1
<NekoGuy> You win 20 pounds of fat.
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Quote: 107395; Rating: 16; [+|-]
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<McBigMac> WHO STOLE MAH LIGHTER ?!
<MysteryIslands> _o/
<MysteryIslands> gotta take smoke now :D
<McBigMac> Life needs a fukkin Search Function!
<McBigMac> Search: Find Lighter
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Quote: 107396; Rating: 352; [+|-]
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<@Dock> Water freezes faster the higher you are, I believe.
<@phrozen> nice
<@phrozen> next time i'll use the fridge upstairs
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Quote: 107406; Rating: 80; [+|-]
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eggmcpuffin: you have xp?
GE GK: no hp
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Quote: 107416; Rating: 35; [+|-]
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<fiz> porn's a good addiction too
<fiz> not like needy womens
<fiz> rub my feet... not tonight... in the butt again
<fiz> bitch whine moan
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Quote: 107420; Rating: 207; [+|-]
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<HeadlessCow> urr...you've never touched a girl's breasts and known her cup size?
<evilroot> HeadlessCow: hrm, I rarely remember such things
<evilroot> Hard enough remembering their names
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Quote: 107421; Rating: 214; [+|-]
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<melx0rz> we just polled some guy .. out of the following he is a) child molester b) FILTHY LIAR
<melx0rz> i didn't answer
<melx0rz> er.. HE
<melx0rz> He didn't answer
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Quote: 107425; Rating: 439; [+|-]
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<NekoGuy> Hey Guys, long time no see, ever since that fucking war on terror started, I'm currently building several strategic size nuclear weapons, and wanted you're opinion, I've secured weapons grade plutonium, now I can't decide, gun type or implosive war heads? I'm gonna mount them on #1283-8171-200 Deep Strike
Cruise Missiles, so weight is an issue
<NekoGuy> um... wrong channel/server
<NekoGuy> sorry
<Xypher> if that was an attempt to be funny it sucked.
<NekoGuy> No, it was seriously the wrong channel/server
<NekoGuy> fucking idiot.
<Robby> implosive war head
<NekoGuy> Really? Thanks.
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Quote: 107427; Rating: 58; [+|-]
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<UGT> http://www.superracer.com
<UGT> dl :)
<Jorkapp> ...the demo is 42 megs
<Jorkapp> thats about 2.5 hours on dialup
<UGT> better start now
<Jorkapp> I would rather spend those 2.5 hours dling pr0... HalfLife Mods.
<UGT> lol
* Jorkapp whistles innocently
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Quote: 107428; Rating: 283; [+|-]
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<gwb> qu:230; [23|30] <trunks> thanks to you and your advice [23|31] <trunks> i have a bandaid on my balls [23|31] <trunks> fucker. [23|31] <trunks> and i clogged my shower drain
<gwb> lmao @ the clogged shower
<Gold> wtf
<Shreds> what the
<Gold> he shaved his nutsack?
* trunks has joined #drifters
<Shreds> hahahaha
<gwb> roflflflf
* Shreds hands trunks a mach3
<trunks> whatever
* trunks has left #drifters
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Quote: 107433; Rating: 339; [+|-]
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<kmad> if your parents named you 'Penis' would you kill yourself
<Bertovo> No
<Bertovo> I would kill my parents
<kmad> good point
<Bertovo> "Penis, quit jumping on the table"
<kmad> "penis, clean up after yourself"
<Bertovo> if only it were that easy
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Quote: 107434; Rating: 194; [+|-]
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procrastination is like masturbation, it feels real good while your doing it, but in the end you realize your just screwing yourself/
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Quote: 107435; Rating: 366; [+|-]
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<richmond> one time i was watching anime in my room, and my dad hit his hand on my door, and yelled, "Are you jackin' off to cartoons in there!?"
<richmond> :(
<BloodFromStone> haha
<BloodFromStone> Busted.
<Dragonfly> lol
<richmond> haha
<richmond> yeah :(
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Quote: 107442; Rating: 878; [+|-]
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<randomguy99> What's a guy (like me) got to do to get +h or higher around here?
<PPN[fp]> send cash
<PPN[fp]> :D
<randomguy99> Can't I just sleep with someone?
<PPN[fp]> all the ops are male
* randomguy99 is now known as randomchick99
<randomchick99> not a problem
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Quote: 107445; Rating: 692; [+|-]
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<bob_hobo_killer> It's 10:00 do you know where your children are?
<meiv4> in a handful of tissues in my trashcan
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<pk_madness00> my nick list is on my penis
<pk_madness00> :\
<Dagny> !kick pk_madness00 short list eh?
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Quote: 107473; Rating: 534; [+|-]
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<F|Mizan> "Canada.com is reporting that some 20,000 Canadians listed "Jedi" as their religion in the last national census (2001)"
<M|SubAt0Mic> No wonder the US doesn't respect us
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Quote: 107477; Rating: 150; [+|-]
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<@London> and you're 18, a little early to be making a huge deal out of a 5 month relationship
<%KiK`Grieving> Normally I would agree, but even though it's been only 5 months, it seems like so much more.
<+Spazz> He plays quake and idles in a channel on netfrag. Having a girlfriend is like.. a status. Puts you above the rest. When you lose that status, it sucks. :p
<%KiK`Grieving> Indeed.
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Quote: 107490; Rating: 466; [+|-]
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<Torke> haha, tgp couldn't score with a chick if she came right up to him and asked to suck his dick
<Torke> because
<Torke> that happened
<Torke> and he didn't score
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Quote: 107493; Rating: 883; [+|-]
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<@sioux> it's going to be tricky tomorrow, i don't know if i'll make it
<@sioux> so if something happens to me, will one of you come and delete my pr0n?
<@sioux> i don't want my mother to find it
<@sioux> but please make sure i'm dead. wait until after the funeral. don't delete that shit while i'm still on life support or in a coma or something
<@sioux> if by some "act of god" or a donor organ i'm miraculously saved, and i come home and all my pr0n is gone, i'm going to kill myself
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Quote: 107496; Rating: 222; [+|-]
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<ksennin> Easy E is the only member of NWA who gets any pussy
<TripleRach> doubtful
<TripleRach> easy e is dead
<ksennin> what really
<TripleRach> uh yeah
<ksennin> oh man i lost track of my homies. :|
<TripleRach> he died of aids many years ago
<ksennin> aha
<ksennin> So he did get lots of pussy.
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Quote: 107515; Rating: 393; [+|-]
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<Legal18f> yet they insist on a/s/l!
<smarm> hehe
<Legal18f> Isn't it obvious by my nick that I'm a 21 year old male?
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Quote: 107516; Rating: 555; [+|-]
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<Work_Plague> irl?
<WorkLord> its like irc only with less text and more gravity
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Quote: 107517; Rating: -7; [+|-]
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<WeZ> goodie 1 more hour then home time for me
<WeZ> hehe
<WeZ> not coming back this afternoon
<Guyt_X> lucky
<Guyt_X> why
<Guyt_X> do u need to eat ?
* Guyt_X runs
<WeZ> going to the doctor to have a mole removed
<Guyt_X> why dont u just wash
<Guyt_X> sorry im nasty
<Guyt_X> that was un called for
<WeZ> sies
* Guyt_X goes to wash his mouth out with soap
* Guyt_X hands WeZ the soap
<Guyt_X> u might need this
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Quote: 107533; Rating: 352; [+|-]
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<slayer> Punctuation should be accompanied with correct smelling and grammar.
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<InvisableMan> with the new P4s and the amd opteron...
<Wish> Apple getting bashed everywhere :)
<InvisableMan> apple is the chick at the bukakke party
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Quote: 107572; Rating: 419; [+|-]
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* fudge stares @ his big package
<NightsB> ....
<NightsB> i really hope you got something in the mail
<fudge> yea
<NightsB> ah
<fudge> it didnt occur to me what i said..until after i said it
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Quote: 107755; Rating: 151; [+|-]
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<prefix-> I just feel like going upto any idiotic bitch that says porn is bad and that boys will be fawked by looking at it, and just flap down my pants and slap my penis at her
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