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<Nicoli_t> Urgh... i feel like such a geek...
<Nicoli_t> so I was in buffalo new york right, and theres this big like gothic building...
<Nicoli_t> all these little ledges and shit...
<Nicoli_t> So I looked at it... and said to myself "you know what... that would be a kickass sniping tower in unreal...
<Nicoli_t> i could like, climb that with the translocater easily..."
<logical_or> lol, geek
<Nicoli_t> thats okay, my friend started identifying what the radio towers on top of it did, he works at radio shack.
<logical_or> ROFL
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Quote: 106507; Rating: 97; [+|-]
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<@MooMooCow> what state you live in?
<@waffl0r> indiana
<@waffl0r> you can come here and the numbnuts in the KKK will burn you on a cross, even if you are white, dumb bastards are too inbred to tell the difference anymore
<@waffl0r> the idiots here are still too dumb to know the difference between mangos and green peppers :P
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<CactusJac> Mike Sweetser walks into a bar and orders 6 shots of tequila. The bartender asks, "Why so many buddy?" Sweetser replies, "I'm celebrating my first blow job". The bartender says, "Well hell, congratulations, I will give you one on the house for free." Sweetser says, "No thank you, if the first 6 shots don't
get the taste out of my mouth one more won't make a difference."
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Quote: 106517; Rating: 519; [+|-]
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<@MephistoSan> I'm having deja vu
<@MephistoSan> they must have added something new to the matrix
<@MephistoSan> :/
<+DHX|cleaningroom> omg they cut the hardline
<+DHX|cleaningroom> GET OUT NOW
<@MephistoSan> GET ME AN EXIT
<+DHX|cleaningroom> AFFIRMATIVE
MephistoSan has left IRC (Quit: Local kill by DHX|cleaningroom (exit))
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<isosceles> remove your pants and do the roast beef dance
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<crispexi> I guess I have to settle for internet pirate. Yarrr, sail the seven ISPs.
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(+Silver) man never have porn and pics of people from irc in the same folder
(+nixon) you accidently opened nhm's picture while doing the dirty
(+nixon) didnt you
(+Silver) it was yours
(@CH) I'd just keep going
(+Silver) CH: i didnt say i stopped
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Quote: 106564; Rating: 60; [+|-]
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<MegaDeth[Away]> hmmm
<MegaDeth[Away]> I like WASTE
<MegaDeth[Away]> WASTE is my FRIEND
<MH2> More people need WASTE
<Luigi30> I excrete WASTE into the TOILET.
<MH2> no
<MH2> That's waste
<MH2> Not WASTE
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Quote: 106566; Rating: 381; [+|-]
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<ehk> anyone know what "PXE-E61: Media test failure, check cable" mean
<sta-hi> ehk: it means that your PXE-E61 failed
<sta-hi> due to a meida test failure
<sta-hi> you should check your cable
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Quote: 106571; Rating: 103; [+|-]
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<fronn> smurf gestation is probably like... 48 years...
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Quote: 106572; Rating: 131; [+|-]
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<ddMom>i just don't think that telling any woman to forcibly insert an object up her anus.. is something that should go without consequences.
<ddDad> I say we buy him a moped.
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#Jesus unable to join channel (invite only)
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Quote: 106578; Rating: 393; [+|-]
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(+kevin) GOD DAMNIT. WHY DO I HAVE A HABIT OF TOUCHING MY PENIS WHILE I'M SITTING IN A COMPUTER CHAIR?!?!
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Quote: 106580; Rating: 170; [+|-]
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<baccus> anybody want the harry potter book in one big html file?
<whytyf0rd> 900 pages via html isn't fun to read
<whytyf0rd> too bad the printer paper will cost more than the book
<whytyf0rd> the book is only 15 dollars
<baccus> the printer at work is always free
<whytyf0rd> ITS ONLY 15 DOLLARS
<KungFuGrp> so are most cds whityfOrd
<KungFuGrp> but we download those dont we
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Quote: 106581; Rating: 299; [+|-]
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<Mog> NECROPHILIA IS SICK AND TWISTED
<Mog> I LIKE MY GIRLS AND BOYS NICE AND ALIVE.
<Mog> -boys
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<GuyMontag> What do you call four thousand lawyers?
<BigEars> microsoft
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<NickFury> what is your deffinition of "hacker"?
<sta-hi> NickFury: tiger woods drunk.
<sta-hi> wah wah wah wah wahhhh
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Quote: 106593; Rating: 191; [+|-]
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<IWillBeRiteBack> however, I might point out that you've misapplied your sentiments
<IWillBeRiteBack> for they should obviously be applied to a certain pathetic individual named Stephan
<sKratch> the only thing that was misapplied was the condom that allowed you to be born
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Quote: 106598; Rating: 173; [+|-]
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<Skippy> Why can't women come with a help menu?
<Pi> hah
<Pi> or a manpage
<Pi> or the source code
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Quote: 106600; Rating: 375; [+|-]
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<Al> you left a burning bag of dogshit on the doorstep of my heart
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<tr0n> OBLIQUE WROTE THE BOOK "101 HOME REMEDIES TO CURE WANKER'S CRAMP".
<tr0n> AND IS NOW WORKING ON "HOW TO RESTORE RECTAL ELASTICITY"
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Quote: 106603; Rating: 228; [+|-]
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<GPF> A fart is just a turd honking for right-of-way.
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Quote: 106605; Rating: 198; [+|-]
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<kare> The next Microsoft OS will have a new anti piracy feature: it will come in an arcade cabinet and you'll need to insert coins to boot it or start a program
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Quote: 106628; Rating: 14; [+|-]
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<{1000101}> America Jr my ass
<{1000101}> Canada is like We Hate God Damn Iggerent Yank Land
<_seph> you assume th atall of america is either stupid ignant countryfolk, or rapper wannabes
<{1000101}> We have everything the US has, execpt we did it right
<_seph> i despise both people
<_seph> yes i always wanted to go to canada to live
<{1000101}> No, I assume that all of the US a) thinks that *they* are America and b) are iggerent.
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<Mach17> Google: your number one source of not sounding retarded.
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<SpaceMonkey> welp, I'll have to give it a shot after I'm through downloading concentrated satan
<norse> realplayer?
<SpaceMonkey> quicktime
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Quote: 106643; Rating: 197; [+|-]
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<Mr_Hanky> fubu = Farmers Used to Beat Us?
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Quote: 106645; Rating: 136; [+|-]
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@(TekU4iA) btw
@(TekU4iA) its 195bpm
@(TekU4iA) thanks
@(TekU4iA) K
(thebigo) 195?
(thebigo) who do you think you are? squarepusher?
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Quote: 106661; Rating: 559; [+|-]
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<timb> I went into a local burger resturaunt, just a local town king if thing, pretty small, and I was wearing my I dig Mac OS X shirt
<Toad> geek
<timb> and the girl at the counter, really cute, about 18 or 19 went "I like your shirt!"
<timb> and I went w00t! and she smilled the biggest smile and winked at me
<Toad> you _said_ "w00t!"? wow
<timb> yes, I said w00t
<Toad> like "double u zero zero t"?
<timb> no
<Toad> like "woot"
<timb> just plain woot
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Quote: 106663; Rating: 99; [+|-]
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<Kudakeru> i just comitted a twinkie hate crime...
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Quote: 106677; Rating: 641; [+|-]
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<Stevus> my pass is 6 letters long
<Stevus> random letters i've memorized ;D
<Dragon_Tear> kewl
<LockeJV|goPadres> it's s-t-e-v-u-s
<Stevus> nah
<Stevus> it's iakeuk
<Stevus> er
<Stevus> fuck
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<college^boy> hey
<college^boy> asl?
<phoxie17> 43/m/prison
<college^boy> seriouslly?
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Quote: 106717; Rating: 359; [+|-]
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<StormCyko> i should get rich by making a gym for nerds with treadmills etc with LCD screens and internet access
<Gwala> StormCyko: you know that kinda sounds cool.
<AlpViper> you need incentive to make them run
<AlpViper> the screens would have to be powered by the running
* @Engush notes that most nerds who would go near a gym
<StormCyko> heh
<AlpViper> I know, make it if they drop below their targit HR/speed their net link turns off
<Engush> hahaha
<StormCyko> or have the bandwidth relative to their speed
<AlpViper> wed have asian counter-strike players dieing in front of computers a lot more often
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Quote: 106720; Rating: 224; [+|-]
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<cynical`> Math was cool until it's homosexual friend algebra came along
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<Tom> Would it surprise you if a Mozilla browser on the Mac failed to adhere to max lengths set in a textbox?
<Jon> It doesn't surprise me, because nobody adheres to the fucking W3C. it's like, of all the standards organizations in the world, they are universally ignored by pretty much everyone.
<Jon> W3C says: "Electricity must flow from negative to positive, because that's the way electricity works."
<Jon> Microsoft would say: "You can specify the direction of electrical flow, as well as whether or not you can kill yourself with it."
<Jon> Mozilla would say: "Electricity?"
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< GrandTheft> What would be an example of an iptables rule that would allow anything and everything to come into the computer?
< tewmten> ehm.. iptables -f perhaps?
< GrandTheft> hmm let me try that
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<RocketMan> i came up with a new chocolately cereal that turns your milk brown
<RocketMan> they're called Negr-O's
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<Supra87T> aw, for shits sake!
<Snipa> what?
<Supra87T> remember sarah? well, the other night we fucked, and now i have to get tested for aids.
<Snipa> Think positive
<Supra87T> fuck you man, thats not even funny
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Quote: 106805; Rating: 629; [+|-]
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<gromky> I used to like to go to #deaf and ask if anyone was trading MP3's.
<gromky> Still do, once in a while, for old times' sake.
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<Supa_Kuraka> if you flirt with the female version of yourself... is that masturbation or incest?
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* Yugi_moto take out his card deck
<DoesNotExist> Yu-Gi-Oh is fricking hilarious.
<DoesNotExist> the hero's all like "I play my Blue Eyes White Dragon in defense position and attack!" and they all act like it was a stunning strategical move.
<DoesNotExist> it's an overly dramatic version of a magic the gathering tournament, which makes it so hilarious.
<Yugi_moto> I play black skull DRAGON IN ATACK MODE NOW BLACK SKULL Dragon ATTACK BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
<Yugi_moto> ablterrate
<DoesNotExist> and they EXPLAIN THE RULES BEHIND EVERY SINGLE MOVE.
<DoesNotExist> "My blue eyes white dragon attacks... THE MOON!"
<Yugi_moto> black skull dragon has 3200 atack points blue Eyes white dragon has 3000 atack points i have the stronger monster by atack points that means you lose 200 life points
<DoesNotExist> no, i play Mystical Swirling Hat Shield to counter that, which increases the Blue Eyes White Dragon's attack by 53...
<Yugi_moto> I play pendulam machine
<Yugi_moto> no
<Yugi_moto> Mysticazl Elf does that
<Yugi_moto> Mystical Elf
<DoesNotExist> i play Flaming Sword of Cheesy Goodness on Blue Eyes White Dragon as my last move, increasing my BEWD's attack by a triumphant 3333 due to my cheescake i'm eating.
<Yugi_moto> I sumon exiodea
<Yugi_moto> autometic win
<DoesNotExist> i play counterspell, discarding it.
<Yugi_moto> yuoo cant
<DoesNotExist> Yes i can. o_O
* DoesNotExist holds up his counterspell.
* DoesNotExist taps two islands...
* DoesNotExist plays counterspell on exiodea...
* DoesNotExist discards exiodea.,
<DoesNotExist> Now then, i play...
* DoesNotExist summons Sephiroth!
<DoesNotExist> I summon Sephiroth in the Lance Bass position, which causes your black skull dragon to commit suicide from the terrible n*sync music.
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<Olympus> Mikelo2k is gay
* Mikelo2k pwnz
<akcom> you pwn rosey palms
<Olympus> hehee
<akcom> she nevers talks back, and i hear she gives great hand jobs
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Quote: 106854; Rating: 385; [+|-]
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<Gohanmastaflex> \+\
<Gohanmastaflex> (>^^(>**)>
<Gohanmastaflex> catholic priest kirby!
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<Gohanmastaflex> www.imac.com - "LOOLLOLOL I GOT A PC BTU I CNT FIGUR IT OWT IT WEN ALL LIKE "BEEEEEEP' AND NO WI GOT A MAC AND ITS LIKE 'BEEP' BUT IN TEH GOOD WAY SO YAH ITS PRETY."
<Gohanmastaflex> Macintosh computer are easy to use. It's also easy to stick your hand in a wood chipper.
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<Flamecuber> lava-lord, have you ever swallowed a goat whole?
<lava-lord> no but my friend has eaten fat bastard.
<Flamecuber> whole or by limb?
<lava-lord> whole.
<Flamecuber> thats going to replace the clown in my nightmares
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<Kazimierz> the fast and the furious was full of homoerotic undertones
<Kazimierz> just you couldn't hear them under the loud music and loud car engines
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<Stratisphere> mirc must be the most annoying and addictive application (appart from solitare) ever developed for the pc
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<hippyjoe> anyone one of u guys tried viagra?
<Traeno> yea
<Traeno> i snort it every now and then
<hippyjoe> traeno i mean, take it then have sex
<hippyjoe> not take it then beat off
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<Alice> damn the man, save the empire!
<Misseh> damn the empire , SAVE THE MAN !! ;-)
<Eriond^AFK> damn the empire, sod the man, screw the woman
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<Jeian> SeCuRe: who would you rather fuck? Marilyn Manson or the Hanson lead singer? ;]
<SeCuRe> Jeain good god I would take Manson anyday lol
<SeCuRe> he has tits!
<SeCuRe> He does! and hason are all flat chested..
<SeCuRe> at least manson will let me rub them
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