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<three> why the FUCK do we say TUNA FISH
<three> we don't say CHICKEN BIRD
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<vrit> today my coworker ordered takeout from the chinese place
<vrit> and naturally it was "mongoloid beef"
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<Foobar> this guy is like weapons-grade stupid
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<Archeoptrix> Some girl I know is goign to open up an abortion clinic called "Humpty Dumpty" when she grows up
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<GreenO> I made a stop-go lego-porn animation
<GreenO> It was sweet... it was inside a castle. It involved a horse too
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Cat1013: So, my boss is blabbing on about "how to improve your productivity and be a mental asset to the company"
Cat1013: And all I can think of is how the letters in "mental asset" can be rearranged to spell "metal ass net"
Cat1013: I think I need therapy
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<fallen> let me tell ya its hard to keep up when wanking to death metal..
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<skrooyoo> i am not a medical practitioner, but i do distribute rohypnol to coeds on occasion
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<DreamStiller> whats the advantage of php compared to servers like geocities?
<DrDoug> Well, php is a server side scripting language and geocities is just a steaming pile of shit.
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<MikeSweetser> I've seen DAP pics before.
<MikeSweetser> And DAFP pics as well.
<JamesFnX> Mike: DAFP?
<MikeSweetser> Double Anal Fist Penetration.
<P|MP> "find your keys yet?" :)
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<JohnnyBl> Now, if you're to tell me that it really costs a whole dollar more for that goddamn, red-haired, floppy-shoe wearing, Grimace-loving, Hamburglar-catching, cocksucking, Fryguy slave-holding, Mayor McCheese-bribing, son of a bitch clown to give me 2 extra nuggets, I'll tell you you're full of shit.
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<Quigalo> Fried eggs on a burger is like coming on a 12 year old girl's ass. It might sound tempting, but you just have to think about what you're doing for a second, and stop.
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<+BmMadDan|Busy> well i gtg and get dresses
<+BmMadDan|Busy> dressed*
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<D`Espice> root, god, what's the difference anyway?
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<Jeeba|FG> I think all Juvenile Delinquents should be sent to spend 5 months with me.
<Sunn_Toucher> Are you a law figure?
<Jeeba|FG> No
<Jeeba|FG> Im a child molester.
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<Calisa> I read tampon boxes and manuals, (but who doesn't? Regardless of where you're at.)
<aeonite> do tampons really need a manual? insert tab a into slot b.
<Calisa> You'd be surprised, aeonite. There are always the people who don't know about if they can leave it in whilst they pee, what happens if it starts smelling extremely bad, what happens if they leave it in too long, or don't leave it in long enough..
<Calisa> Or pull it out too fast..
* semi resists temptation to ask
<Calisa> Temptation to ask what?
<semi> what happens when you pull it out too fast
<semi> i can assume its something like the movie backdraft.
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<s_> the thing that attracts me to fat chicks the most
<s_> would probably have to be their gravitational pull
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<rakpointzero> ashton kutcher as batman?
<nimereht> Dude, where's my batmobile?
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<MetalWyrm> every 2 minutes I wil post random quotes from bash.org because I am a complete and total asshole
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<navs> i give up
<wolf> navs: isn't that the translation of the french national anthem?
<navs> hahaha
<boobie> hahaha
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[WaRe-WoLf] you know i gotta find a girl, get her pregnant so i can have a kid to dig around with those cables behind the tv
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<Mystical> what black super hero movie have u seen
<Mystical> meteor man was
<Oolong> shaft
<Mystical> umm
<Oolong> wait
<Tenchi147> meteor man
<Oolong> is he a super hero
<Oolong> i consider shaft to be a superhero
<Oolong> or at least one bad mutha
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<alpha_y2k3> well I was runing a fish screensavar wich is pretty intensive, along with prime
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<imagine> I'm gonna go into notepad and make pretend I'm an op.
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[Windshear]: I'd lose my dick if it wasn't strapped on
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<Skye-> Talking to my exgf at 3:31 AM :P
<fluffi> yeahhhh, thats what i do with my ex's at 3 in the morning, i "talk" to them ;)
<fluffi> i havent had a good "talk" lately though
<Skye-> I bet :P
<Skye-> define talk fl00f! :P
<kairi00> so that's what they call it these days... "talk" :p
<Skye-> do you "talk" to yourself alot?
<fluffi> i dont "talk" to myself
<fluffi> i "mime" ;)
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<TriviaBot> WHAT IS HANSEN'S DISEASE MORE COMMONLY KNOWN AS ?
<TriviaBot> HINT : @@@@@@@
<moodlet> shitty taste in music
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<@toe2toe> Whats the first thing that a victim of wife battery does when she leaves the centre for abused wives?
<@toe2toe> The dishes, if she knows whats good for her!
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<su3050> i nearly had the courage to talk to a girl today, luckily i phoned a friend and we went to a LAN party instead
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<wik|sys> if i was a girl. i'd be the sluttiest lesbian ever. and i'd fuck all the dorky nerdy guys who don't get any. just 'cause.
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<Pizza|> anyone know of some good mp rpgs
<kessel> RL is good
<Pizza|> whats rl ?
<kessel> Real Life
<Pizza|> link ?
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(jo2): Do you know any help files for vb which are legal to download ?
(@IRBMe): MSDN?
(@IRBMe): or you could look on the CD's or something
(jo2): i have no cds
(@IRBMe): where did they go?
(jo2): don't know
(jo2): i never had them
(jo2): i have downloaded a trial ver
(@AndyDev): where did u d/l it from?
(jo2): no warez
(@AndyDev): where did u find the trial version?
(jo2): don't know
(jo2): it was 3 month ago
(@AndyDev): then buy the cds
(jo2): ok give me the money
(@AndyDev): OK, download them from here ftp://warez:[email protected]
(jo2): it doesn't work
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< zeedo> now the use of nmap in the matrix reloaded, that was leetnes
in a movie
< mcp33p4n75> and ssh
< zeedo> an ssh exploit no less
< setenv> oh yea and the crc32 vulnerability
18:02:37 < zeedo> I paused it and started explaining it to my gf, she just
looked at me like I was a moron
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<ogw> I don't remember jack shit about last night, but I got the IRC logs :-o
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<Mad|Mungkee> I was playing everquest once and this guy killed himself with a shotgun and broadcasted it in East Commons
<Mad|Mungkee> pretty sad
<brasshorse> did his elf die
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<evildoer> EXCERRENT
<Kitsa> what are you babbling on about?
<evildoer> EYE BOUGHT A NEW GITARE AND POLICE QUEST + SWAT COLACTIAN
<Kitsa> lol
<Kitsa> ah
<evildoer> IT ES TEHS QUALETY GITIR FOR 5 DOLARS
<Kitsa> flea market?
<evildoer> yas
<Kitsa> what did you barter, your spelling ability?
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<`jon`> oh god this is a joke
<`jon`> 'jon-' is taken :/
<`jon`> /whotheFUCKis jon-
<`jon`> oh shit
-:- Jon- [[email protected]] has joined #doomroom
<`jon`> its me
<Jon-> heh
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<NiceGuyEddie> "The miserly, large-nosed Gargamel is a blatant Jewish stereotype. Draw your own conclusions"
<Alpha_Omega> PUT GARGAMEL IN THE OVEN THEN, GERMAN
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<Jim`> Casey loves me, tel.
<Jim`> We're best friends.
<SarahS> Jim is afraid of Casey though.
<Jim`> I WAS because he's SHARP and LOUD, but I'm fine now.
<telarium> Do you help him masturbate?
<Jim`> I played with him and stuff.
<Psitron> ...
<Jim`> Er...
<acdcfanbill> ~_^
<Jim`> Bad timing.
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* SBR_Scythe tosses RSFS_Cheif a Coke
<SBRLestat> a sprite for me scythe
<SBR_Starfire> Hey Scythe, I'll have a cock
<SBR_Starfire> oh my god
<SBR_Starfire> I'm never going to live that one down am I?
<SBR_Scythe> nope
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@jaban> "I'm going to go on the porn and get my e-mail *cough cough* I mean the Internet"
@jaban> I don't know how many times I've made that mistake.
@gardah> haha
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<John5> ben
<Ben> what
<John5> i dont know how to say this but
<John5> ......
<John5> im gay
<Ben> :|
<Ben> omfg
<Ben> really?
<John5> yeh
<Ben> omfg
<Ben> well
<Ben> good luck
<John5>APRIL FOOL
<Ben> what the fuck are you on?
<Ben> its teh middle of june
<John5> .........fuck
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* emil is now known as Thalos
* Thalos is now known as thal0s
* thal0s is now known as Thalos
* Thalos is now known as emil
<n00bish> *** emil is now known as SOMEONEWHOCANTDECIDEONANAME
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<Simofett> Frosty. There's three way to do it, the right way, the wrong way.. And the Simofett way, which is the wrong way, but Faster.
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<navi> HELLO, MY NAME IS ASHLEIGH, AND I AM REAL.
<Chibi-Usa> HELLO
<Chibi-Usa> MY NAME IS CHIBI
<Chibi-Usa> AND I AM A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION
<Frostuman_The_White> HELLO
<Frostuman_The_White> MY NAME IS FROSTUMAN THE WHITE
<navi> and you are going to take over Middle Earth
<Frostuman_The_White> AND I AM AN ALCO---I'M GOD! YES! THAT'S WHAT I MEANT!
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<Frosty> I hate going into kitchens in Resident Evil. I mean - you just know that there's something in the 'fridge. There always is. And you don't want to open the 'fridge, but you know there's something in there that you need. However, you're running out of ammo, so you're left with killing a zombie using nothing
more than a toothpick and the urine from pissing your pants.
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<DarkMatter> THE FIRST COMMANDMENT
<DarkMatter> THOU SHALT NOT HAVE ANY OTHER GODS BEFORE ME.
<DarkMatter> THE SECOND COMMANDMENT
<DarkMatter> STAY OUT OF MY F****** BEER.
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<caze> SCO ought to be sued for suing
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<Pedro> And dude, this Wily Castle MIDI rocks the proverbial socks.
<DarkMatter> An lo' did the sock enjoy the MIDI, whilest the sinners did cover their ears in shame of their pop music. And God smiled upon his creation and said, this rocks omg.
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<@Xaphia> btw can sum1 sort the Office XP out on reload
<@Xaphia> its more corrupt than the cambodian police force
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