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<sleepypandabear> homosexual people are so gay
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<whoamomma>: ok if we both ping tress, and knowing he is in UK, we could triangulate his position
<whoamomma>: do you have an intercontinental ballistic missle?
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<dts|Shadow> theres porn on irc?
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<Zaphod`> Put on Pants: 1:00PM
<Zaphod`> Talk to strange people on Internet: 12:19 PM - 1:00 AM
<Zaphod`> Sleep: 1:00 AM - 1:00 PM
<Zaphod`> Repeat.
<Zaphod`> Lazy Geek Factor: 110% Above Normal... Diagnosis = Summer
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<+fury> i envy cary... he's half my age and gets access to all the goodies :/
<@Chen> How old are you?
<+fury> 18
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[10:30] <nuna> I backed up a load of dot files on floppies, and an airline scanner screwed every one
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<Ban> Good lord. My sunburn is peeling and there is another layer of sunburn under my sunburn.
<Sigma> just cut your skin off and tan the muscle
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<[mahn]jooce> I was expecting coke when I drank urine
<[mahn]jooce> and
<[mahn]jooce> it took me like 5 seconds to figure out what it was
<Kitsa> lol
<Kitsa> I'm sure the Coke company would be thrilled to hear it took so long
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<Kitsa> there used to be one doc who would put apple juice in a urine collection cup
<Kitsa> and walk into the patient room
<Kitsa> take a big swig
<Kitsa> and say "tastes fine to me"
<Kitsa> I always wanted to secretly switch it out with real urine
<Kitsa> the spit-take on that one would be great
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(MikeHunt) she told me to kiss her where it smells funny, so I took her to New Jersey.
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<TheMeandMe> did you know Free Willy is manipulating?
<TheMeandMe> the movie
<amorph> is this a joke?
<TheMeandMe> its been made by the us government to turn the people into slaves
<TheMeandMe> think about the title
<TheMeandMe> "free will, y?"
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<Kyou> lemme guess... i'm 12000 in binary?
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<Rach> is it a man thing? I cant wiggle mine
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<AssBlade> man wtf
<CobraCommander> No manual entry for wtf.
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<Vexer> what do I do with a .jar file? :)
<cky> you unscrew the cap
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<Atomsk> I think my cousin just died trying to breakdance to 50 cent
<Atomsk> brb
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<hermione-> I'm not a common street hooker! I am a self employed roadside massage therapist
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SmarterChild: OK, let me make sure I have the right information about your age level. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Lisa Garland IV: 1
SmarterChild: Cool! Do you want to have some fun?
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<@Dilandou> http://www.boldlygoingnowhere.net/safetyfirst.WMV <-- LMFAO!
* Dilandou laughs like hell
<@Dilandou> i love that guy's robot dance. ^_^
<@Dilandou> he took his top off
<@Dilandou> omfg
<@Dilandou> LMFAO
<+usrbingeek> After watching that video I got to thinking that there are people in some parts of the world that are unfortunate to not be able to afford bandwidth and look how we waste it!
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<Revvy> OH NOS
<Dr_Dos|KLONE> How do I kill on esper?
<EvilMario> ghost?
<Revvy> msg nickserv kill
<Dr_Dos|KLONE> I guess.
<Zenholder> /quit <nick> <password>
<Dr_Dos|KLONE> ok
* Dr_Dos has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* Dr_Dos|KLONE has quit IRC (Quit: Dr_Dos censored)
<EvilMario> Hahah.
<Zenholder> :D
<EvilMario> You're the best, sir.
* Dr_Dos has joined #zeuxworld
<Zenholder> :P
<Zenholder> Did it work?
<Dr_Dos> heh
<Dr_Dos> Yes
<Zenholder> Good
* Dr_Dos has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by EvilMario)))
<Zenholder> :D
<EvilMario> Excellent.
* Dr_Dos has joined #zeuxworld
<Dr_Dos> That's not right...
<EvilMario> You fool.
<EvilMario> Mwahah.. I mean.. HIIII
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<aNuBiS-> :/
<natascam> hi annie, how is your chi today?
<aNuBiS-> un-aligned
<aNuBiS-> i yin, when i should of yang'd
<natascam> did you try booze?
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<Luigi30> alt.people.ugly.stupid.ops.term
<Luigi30> The busiest newsgroup in the world!
* You have been banned from #gamecube (alt.luigi.banned)
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<thcip> and i try to finger god, but it tells me there is no such users..but my chaplain told me god is everywhere..certainly he should be on my raq..
<websales_arron> Although it's not mentioned in the Rackshack Terms of Service or Acceptable Use Policy, we will be unable to provide you support in finding God.
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<JonJonB> The url he gave me for gay porn doesn't even work
<JonJonB> ....fuck
<Fentom> YOU TRIED IT OUT?
<JonJonB> ...no?
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iHeartDonKnotts: I just got a prank call from http://whitepages.com/search/Reverse_Phone?npa=313&phone=3430570
iHeartDonKnotts: Showed up on caller ID
iHeartDonKnotts: And then internet saved the day
iHeartDonKnotts: I'm gonna letterbomb the place
Verl Is BOSS: what did they say
iHeartDonKnotts: I called back and said "Hi, I just got a call from this number... Who the fuck are you and why are you calling Southern California for a prank call?"
Verl Is BOSS: owned?
iHeartDonKnotts: Probably!
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lost475: ANY HOT CHICKS WANNA GO OUT
Qualjyn: lost475, you will die alone.
Qualjyn: Do not pass go. Do not collect ASL
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<+NoNameAndrew> yeah right, you were rubbing the one eye'd snake to him like I am
<+NoNameAndrew> her*
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<timmo> its kind of weird
<timmo> my grandma dropped acid
<timmo> and hijacked a school bus full of penguins
<timmo> so its kind of a family crisis
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<Model_Atheist> I want a fucking girlfriend.
<CuriousGrugg> None of those non-fucking girlfriends, huh?
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<mironixima> hello
<mironixima> any redhat 9 users in here?
<SKaReCRoW> let's hope not
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<Naomi_in_Malice> ;_;
<Naomi_in_Malice> i dont like tentacle rape
<AndrewLB> Great, we have a 15yr old girl in a channel devoted to cartoon porn.
<BloodyParrot> but what about nice tentacles?
<Naomi_in_Malice> hmm..
<Naomi_in_Malice> where can i order one?
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<CausticGnome> so, i was in the garage, smoking, when I saw the book the jehovas witnesses gave me about the end of the world
<CausticGnome> entitled: "Revelation Its Grand Climax At Hand!"
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<Mr_p> so hows ur man love?
<Mr_Bandit> its a pain in the arse
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<MrSaturn> google dosent seem to be working. when i press the "i'm feeling lucky" button i'm left unsatisfied
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<imagine> Oh god.
<imagine> I just tried to mute my fan with the tv remote.
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* Wes *rimjob*
(Wes): er
* Wes *rimshot*
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<Kennef> what was quetzequatl the patron god of?
<tarvuz> umm
<Wintermute> consonants?
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<DrgdHmstr> man if I wanted communist propeganda I'd read slashdot
* DrgdHmstr was kicked by supz (communist)
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<dkkev> If a girl cant dance
<dkkev> she sure cant fuck either
<psychoace> yeah but that is why you just tie her down and stuff
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<Tylendel> I have kitty pictures.
<Seeth_There> I have genital crabs.
<Seeth_There> Advantage: Seeth.
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<aeth> i don't remember any skullfucking in bladerunner
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<mercury> CANADA: WE PUT THE "U" IN SATIRE
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<F4T4L_3RR0R> I swear... I don't need to see commercials for tampons while cartoons are on
<F4T4L_3RR0R> "IT'S SO SMALL I DON'T NEED THE APPLICATOR! IT FITS TO MY CONTOURS!!" "YES!! MY LABIA JUST GRABS IT LIKE A BIONIC CLAW AND TRACTOR BEAMS IT IN!!"
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<Ubik> speaking of Jenga, it's the 1-year anniversery of 9/11 tomorrow
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<Prozax> 9 cats? you must be really ugly
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<Avien> by the time they come up with all this shit... we'll be in a SPACE COLON
<Avien> Y
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<Spekkosaurus> C: drive looks happier than D: drive
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<@tumult> m what is this piano girls obsession
<@piano_girl_man> tumult cute girls who play the piano
<@tumult> piano_girl_man and what reference are you basing this on
<@Hiryu> elton john
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<@three> hi! welcome to the dept. of redundancy dept. and hello
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<HomesickAlien> 17" iMac - that's like having a nine inch penis but being impotent
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