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<juicy_J> i have a question for you goose
<GooseThe> k
<juicy_J> pay $500 to get a female to give you oral, or free from a homeless man named steve
<GooseThe> 500
<juicy_J> suppose you only have 10.35 and a pack of smarties
<CpuMan2001> uh
<CpuMan2001> get a prostitute with diabetes
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* Luigi30 sets mode -mirc.lameness #gamecube
* You were kicked by Xenobyte (colors/gay script)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #gamecube
* Rejoined channel #gamecube
<Luigi30> How can a script be gay?
<Luigi30> Scripts are asexual
<Luigi30> :P
* You were kicked by Xenobyte (General Lameness)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #gamecube
* Rejoined channel #gamecube
<Luigi30> That's better.
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Quote: 105289; Rating: 211; [+|-]
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<involution> yeah, my code is so fucking clean, and looks wicked good
<involution> but usually never works
<archimedes> same here
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<DigitalChaos> ifi eightball shows up, tell him i'm lookin for him :p
* Quits: DigitalChaos
<acid88> do i look like aol instant messenger to you?
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<evilpie> what the fuck is wtf
<cardcheat> World Trade Federation
<SteamedHams> world trade fire
<cardcheat> Women That Fuck
<SteamedHams> Wow That's Funny
<cardcheat> Well, Try Farting
<SteamedHams> What The Nigger
<cardcheat> as a respected leader in the african-american community, I'm going to have to ask you to refrain from using that word
<SteamedHams> hey it'll get me on bash
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<Ciserock> anyways, im flooding your channel cuz your gay and mReD's gay
<Sinistarr> Oh no, a flood of one line every 5 seconds! Whatever will my 300bps connection do!?
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<dj`rayray[eN]> If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner
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[Participle] Ever since I saw bukkake, I can't eat cinnamon rolls anymore...
[Participle] Thanks a lot, Japan!
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<Chaz> What kind of backwards society do you live in?
<Renzian> It's called Canada.
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Camman2003: like real life duck hunt
LpInKyD: yeah where you can shoot the annoying dog
Camman2003: yeah\
Camman2003: but dont you lose points for that?
LpInKyD: not in real life
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(Oolong): i don't really want to seduce a midget, unless he's hot
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(Lestat): I wish you didn't agree with me.
(Lestat): It makes me think I might be wrong.
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<RanmaGuy> you know what would be a great logo for rice pudding
<RanmaGuy> a tall black man with an asian hat working the rice fields
<RanmaGuy> as a whiteman rides a horse carrying a whip
<xv0wind0vx> that's so utterly racist even the KKK would be offended.
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<SypaNick> You get fischer price sql with MS
<SypaNick> My first SQL server.
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<MpTaNk> today, somthing on TV was going in slow motion, and my first reaction was "Damnit, the tv is lagging"
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[nosebleed] the only good thing about t.a.t.u. are that theyre lesbians
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[Bords] im sick of ppl making fun of "uranus"
[Kirby] yeah me to.
[Kirby] Hey! Let's rename it!
[nosebleed] let's call it urrektum
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PlasmaPhire: the definition of irony...
RFizzyWig: what
PlasmaPhire: people are sharing Kazaa Lite, the one that's not free, on regular Kazaa
RFizzyWig: hahaha
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<dora> I got one of those new penus razors
<rigel> ...
<dora> shit, I meant venus
<dora> BAD typo
<KAb0rN78> p and v are not even next to each other..
<rigel> now we all know what she's thinking about
<dora> :P
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<Simpsoid> sand0 i dont mean to sound like a cunt but you are gayer than a bag full of butterflies
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<TheVirus> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped
by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video
tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating
the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to
her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the
camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits
the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix.
<alexandr-> you didn't keep eating the brownies did you?
<TheVirus> sure did
<TheVirus> i was hungry
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<Tian> Insulting Ohio is like making fun of the retarded kid at school
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Ericjericj: bunny is a funny word
Ericjericj: funny bunny
Ericjericj: bunnybunnybunny
Ericjericj: funnyfunnyfunnybunnybunnybunny
Ericjericj: bunnyfunnybunnyfunnybunnyfunny
PeyoteGuacomole: You got into my meth again, didn't you?
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belgarion|ESC: what u mean what am i on
belgarion|ESC: im on poverty, its like life but with less money
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<bonch> Any recommended strategies for egging a house?
<nastsmom> yes
<nastsmom> first buy some eggs
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<@Hele-WritingQs> DO I HAVE A HARD NINTENDO QUESTION
<kiwiman> Is the answer Sega
<@Hele-WritingQs> ...
* @Hele-WritingQs crumples up his sheet of questions
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<imagine> oh god
<imagine> im a loser
<imagine> someone was messaging me on aim
<imagine> and i sent something back, but they signed off
<imagine> then i noticed a mistake in my typing
<imagine> and i corrected it
<imagine> even though they had signed off
<imagine> :(
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<`dsx-efnex> yeah counterfeiting canadian money is about as useful as cloning the french
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<Radamanthys> BTW, necrophilia is the one who has a friendship with the dead, pedophilia is the one who has a friendship with the children, but, how are called those who have a friendship with animals?
<FlareonAtma> rada: "mexicans"
<Radamanthys> atma- ;x
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Lint: *beep* thank you for visitint ghte #macintosh store, we are currently replenishing our inventory of "you are a lozar get lost" shirts. press 1 to continue in statement, press 2 for an argument, press 3 for abuse.
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<floop> now... a 22mp camera? i'm stoked.
<irving> 22? why not just carry the scenery around with you? It'd be cheaper and smaller.
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<Spyduh> wtf happened to dictionary.com
<Spyduh> oh i spelt it wrong
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cory: so how much shit did you pack.
tara: like 2 duffle bags.
cory: damm thats alot of shit packing.
tara: yeh i inventoried it.
cory: huh, so thats what they call it these days.
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<kommy> j/oin #horsesex
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<Comrade_Ez> watching Teletubbies now
<Comrade_Ez> and I must say
<Comrade_Ez> that fucking baby-sun-thing is fucking scary
<Comrade_Ez> man
<Comrade_Ez> I wish I was stoned right now
<Comrade_Ez> this looks like just the perfect program for stoned people
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(cheese) You know why you NEVER have sex first thing in the morning?
(cheese) You ever PEAEEEL open a grilled cheese sandwich?
* cheese pulls his hands apart slowly making squishy noiuses
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<DagdaMor> ah well back to my systems of second order differential equations...
<DagdaMor> *ding ding*
<DagdaMor> the fun train is now leaving...all aboard!
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<fyre> i have 8 rack units in my pants ready to scale and meet vertical markets
<fyre> say that to her@!
<fyre> "lets see how you perform under load"
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<fyre> i'd like to meet a CS chick, just once
<fyre> and ask her if she wants a headshot
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<pleb> MY OTHER COMPUTER IS YOUR IIS SERVER
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<tjr> (a) What is the diameter of a ground-state hydrogen atom?
<tjr> (b) Given this diameter as a position uncertainty x , calculate the equivalent
<tjr> one-dimensional linear momentum uncertainty, in units of h .
<tjr> <scooby doo voice> ruh-roh
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<fyre> better delete that file
<fyre> before you steal all my intellectual property!
<black-hand> haha
<fyre> if my intellectual property was a monopoly square
<fyre> i'd be one of the cheap purple ones
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<fyre> And then lunix said "bleeding edge idiocy, we want some"
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<pq> i had the funniest complaint from a client this morning
<pq> <client> when i turn on that machine it tells me my hymen is missing
<pq> <me> do u mean HIMEM.SYS?
<pq> <client> Yes, thats the one!
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<fejed> heh
<fejed> man
<fejed> I was soo about to smack some fuck over the head on the train.
<fejed> there was this guy, he said he was a hacker
<fejed> and like
<fejed> quoting him
<fejed> "dude, to get into a computer, you can guess a password, which is like a 5 in 1000000 chance, but what I do is guess the backdoor"
<fejed> he said alot more shit but got off before I could get to him
<fejed> and on the bus
<fejed> there was this retard
<fejed> saying he was a hacker
<fejed> and a nun goes to him "do you use email?"
<fejed> he says "errr, ddd yy yes.. out l ll llook express"
<fejed> then "hey, i have a jj j jjoke"
<fejed> "what does 'www' mean?"
<fejed> "ww w world wide wait!"
<fejed> I'm like "shut the fuck up you stupid fuck" and he started crying.
<fejed> the bus driver pulled the bus over
<fejed> got up and asked me to get off
<fejed> I was all hyped up from the fucks on the train.
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<synik> I just discovered how bad it is to mistake a can of black spray paint for deodorant
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<gweebz0r> i went to the gf's work last week, they had no antivirus
<gweebz0r> 279 viruses
<gweebz0r> the best part was
<gweebz0r> they showed me their backup strategy
<gweebz0r> they use custom software
<gweebz0r> and the backed up the application by dragging the desktop icon ( a shortcut) to their cdrw
<gweebz0r> they had 2 years worth of shortcuts
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<tgopiate> you're such an integral part of the channel you just took over, you know. =]
<massa> i'd probably be insulted
<massa> but i dont know what integral means
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<hero> ah, this good old channel , where 'gay' is an adjective for shitty, and 'jew' is a verb.
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<`Iago> how much is a million yen in canadian?
<teklord^> like one dollar
<`Iago> yeah... cause i figured that the japanese version of who wants to be a millioniare must really suck
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