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DoUBle ChiN 47: omg im gonna be the most popular kid in school tomorrow
rcknouttonight: why
DoUBle ChiN 47: i have tic tacs
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Quote: 104937; Rating: 393; [+|-]
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<SillyBoob> HELP
<SillyBoob> WILL SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME
<SillyBoob> WHERE DO YOU GO TO DOWNLOAD THE CDS?
<SillyBoob> MY CUZIN DOWNLOADED HTIS FOR ME
<Takaznik> type /quit get cd list and wait for about an hour
* Quits: SillyBoob (get cd list)
<Naked_Eye> How much you bet he will be back in an hour
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Quote: 104946; Rating: 642; [+|-]
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MYNAME15NEO: Damnit...
DgtlHavoc: ?
MYNAME15NEO: The only place I can put my cheezits will block the light on my keyboard
DgtlHavoc: did you try the top of your head?
DgtlHavoc: on top the monitor?
DgtlHavoc: on the floor?
MYNAME15NEO: Thats where I've got the lamp
MYNAME15NEO: The monitors already got enough shit on it
MYNAME15NEO: And I don't have a floor
DgtlHavoc: ?
DgtlHavoc: living in a electomagnetically suspended desk?
MYNAME15NEO: Chair and desk is suspended from cables by a blackhawk helicopter
MYNAME15NEO: I won the helicopter using my Pepsi points
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Quote: 104952; Rating: 508; [+|-]
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XtBA: oh yea and my moms wants u to ask ur pops if he can drive us to air plane thing
XtBA: holy shit i forgot the name
XtBA: oh yea... airport
Jiggy: ....wow
XtBA: haha i was thinking bout plane station
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Quote: 105097; Rating: 163; [+|-]
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<sKILLET> wut up m?
<m> uhm
<m> J, K and L
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Quote: 105108; Rating: -1020; [+|-]
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<@SJr> * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
<@SJr> g g
<@SJr> o / / o
<@SJr> a| | | | a
<@SJr> t| `. | | : t
<@SJr> s` | | | | s
<@SJr> e | / / \ --__ \ : e
<@SJr> x / _--~~ ~--__| | x
<@SJr> * _-~ ~-_ | *
<@SJr> g _ _.--------.______| | g
<@SJr> o ______// _ ___ _ (_(__> | o
<@SJr> a . C ___) ______ (_(____> | / a
<@SJr> t / | C ____)/ (_____> |_/ t
<@SJr> s / /| C_____) | (___> / s
<@SJr> e | ( _C_____)______/ // _/ / e
<@SJr> x | |__ \_________// (__/ | x
<@SJr> * | ____) `---- --' | *
<@SJr> g | _ ___ /_ _/ | g
<@SJr> o | / | | | o
<@SJr> a | | / | a
<@SJr> t | / / | | |t
<@SJr> s | / / __/___/ | |s
<@SJr> e | / / | | | |e
<@SJr> x | | | | | |x
<@SJr> * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t e x *
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Quote: 105156; Rating: 176; [+|-]
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<sui`> the good news is, you're almost through the sickness
<sui`> the bad news is, it's sars and you're going to die.
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Quote: 105159; Rating: 211; [+|-]
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<Batty> Darth Vader is Lukes father!
<Batty> and father in dutch = vader
<Borlath_Mon> ...yeeeeeees
<Batty> So he's darth father!
<Borlath_Mon> So? George Lucas wasn't counting on Star Wars fans to be clever enough to speak any language other than "Trailer Trash".
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Quote: 105162; Rating: 133; [+|-]
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<gash> It's hard to find a potenial employer that will accept resume's via dcc :)
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Quote: 105164; Rating: 263; [+|-]
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<Svenson> lol.. yahoo says "Someone else has already chosen svensonwhocannotfigureoutaloginname"
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Quote: 105166; Rating: 34; [+|-]
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<@cs`on`xbox> it's fucking hott
<@cs`on`xbox> no more spikes
<@cs`on`xbox> no more lag
<@cs`on`xbox> no more fps problems
<@cs`on`xbox> just CS
<+oi> i'll steal your tv
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Quote: 105168; Rating: 149; [+|-]
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<tuffy> Its hard to prove one isn't a professional litigious bastard while suing someone else for being called that
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Quote: 105170; Rating: 284; [+|-]
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<Eckostyle> any girls want sex? send me a message privately
<Eckostyle> fuck, my mom saw me type that
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Quote: 105176; Rating: 100; [+|-]
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<Satan> lmao "You know how bad evolution is going right now? Me."
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Quote: 105177; Rating: 107; [+|-]
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<phreakinb> 1876: At the Centennial Exposition in Philadelphia, America's first 100-year birthday bash, fair goers visit the Turkish Hashish Exposition and toke up in order to enhance their fair experience.
<`WarpKat> it's nice to know that my parents weren't the only stoners from the past
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Quote: 105178; Rating: 416; [+|-]
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<Boycy> ooh, find me an ip :)
<Boycy> have a 3line batch file to send the same net send msg until you push Ctrl+C :D
<Hub-Security> boycy has ip: 137.222.226.67
<Kameleon> 137.222.226.67
<Boycy> excuse me for a few seconds...
<Boycy> FUCKER
<Kameleon> lmao
<Boycy> I know how to find *my* ip you bastard
<Boycy> 600 shitty net send boxes oh god I hate you
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Quote: 105180; Rating: 388; [+|-]
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<Eckostyle> If Mexico had a major eathquake, Britain would send 100,000 replacement troopes to control the riots, Brasil would send 100,00 pounds of replacement food, and teh USA would send 100,000 repalcement Mexicans
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Quote: 105190; Rating: 85; [+|-]
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* phoen][x hears 'Sounds of /dev/urandom' (dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/dsp)
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Quote: 105195; Rating: 120; [+|-]
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<D> the #amish dont believe in pr0n
<D> :P
<D> well, they do
<D> but it's all ankle-flashing to them
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Quote: 105196; Rating: 151; [+|-]
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<gbWrk> * U.N. nuke agency urges Iran to be 'fully transparent'
<gbWrk> turn Iran into glass!
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Quote: 105197; Rating: 368; [+|-]
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<CaSe-> mines this big [-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------]
<Commando^> Your dick has wordwrap?
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Quote: 105199; Rating: 668; [+|-]
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[anewname] CAPS LOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
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Quote: 105201; Rating: 151; [+|-]
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<Wasted-> http://bash.org/?1730
<Wasted-> http://bash.org/?3630
<BadDoggie> http://bash.org/?22799
<BadDoggie> Wasted: quit typing the top 100
<Mitzii> why, your monitor running out of ink or something???
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Quote: 105202; Rating: 184; [+|-]
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<JOCK> i want to go to Six Fags
<JOCK> Flags>>>>>>.....sorry
<KID_B> You wanna go do Six Fags?
* KID_B steps back
<KID_B> word up man.. do your thing..
<JOCK> nawww man
<JOCK> you know rides,lonnytoons,and stuff
<KID_B> Yeah. Gay bars.
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Quote: 105208; Rating: 6; [+|-]
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<BobTheMilkman> eating eggs is liking giving a bird an abortion followed by eating the aborted fetus
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Quote: 105209; Rating: 347; [+|-]
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<omega> it was funny
<omega> we had this argument ('ve been getting into a lot of these latley, about the us)
<omega> and as soon as i brought in the facts
<omega> like
<omega> that the patriot missile system is the same as it was in desert storm, minus a few tweaks like radar upgrades
<omega> and how the US put saddam in power in the first place
<omega> gave him weapons
<omega> and shit
<omega> and how the US put whats his face in power in panama, and then had to later go in and get him
<omega> and the whole arming and training bin laden
<omega> he decided the only way he could counter it
<omega> was by saying that since the USD is worth 30 cents more than canada's therefore canada sucks, and the US is smart
<omega> and then he stopped talking
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Quote: 105213; Rating: 181; [+|-]
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<Airlea> it used to horrify me every time we went past a field of sheep.. he'd make all these noises. That's why he's an ex.
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Quote: 105216; Rating: 77; [+|-]
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<sent> 84 counts of rape ;/
<cougSanF> yeah
<cougSanF> all while the girls were drugged
<cougSanF> and he filmed it
<cranky-> 84 counts of rape?
<shaan> hm
<shaan> are the vids on kazaa?
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Quote: 105225; Rating: 222; [+|-]
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* EddieCoon mashes his hands against the keyboard idly.
<EddieCoon> Wow! What're the chances that that would come out from mashing my hands against the keyboard!
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Quote: 105228; Rating: 163; [+|-]
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(+[Aries]^PCW) OH HAS ARIES STILL GOT IT
(+[Aries]^PCW) I THINK SO!
(+Sheepy) im sure itll go away if you take those pills the doctor prescribed
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Quote: 105231; Rating: -32; [+|-]
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<Tomasu> !calc 2**64
<Mossie> calc, result '1.84467440737096e+19'
<Tomasu> !calc 2**128
<Mossie> calc, result '3.40282366920938e+38'
<entheh> !calc meow
<Mossie> calc, error 'Bareword "meow" not allowed while "strict subs" in use at (eval 15) line 1, <GEN0> line 66.
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Quote: 105233; Rating: 138; [+|-]
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* Azwok (~Mini_Mc88@=Hsmqzsw-30.honey-damsel.dialup.pol.co.uk) Quit (Ping Timeout)
<Elleomea> heh, freeserve have freaky machine names :/
<Elleomea> "honey-damsel"
<Elleomea> I can't help feeling that should be a euphamism for prostitute or something
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Quote: 105238; Rating: 246; [+|-]
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<feral> woo hoo..... i knew watchin MacGyver all these nights would pay off <feral> i just rewired the end of my cat5 cable with a pocket knife and a safety pin
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Quote: 105240; Rating: 288; [+|-]
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<@bort13> I don't have my virginity, but I still have the box it came in
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Quote: 105242; Rating: 132; [+|-]
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<toaster> Whats' the worst thing about having a heart/lung transplant ?
<toaster> Coughing up somebody else's phlegm
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Quote: 105244; Rating: 365; [+|-]
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<ShamansMystery> odd, i'm ignoreing msn and mygf is online and not bitching at me for ignoring her
<CyberDoc> Mayb shes cybering with someone else Shaman hehe.
* bacon03 slowly closes msn
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Quote: 105245; Rating: 356; [+|-]
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<Halibut> Oh dear
<Halibut> I just tried to swat a fly with my cursor
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Quote: 105247; Rating: 174; [+|-]
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<Celestar> note to self: Next person who wants to talk me into buying his firewall by telling me that my computer broadcasts an IP address will be ball-hung
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Quote: 105248; Rating: 137; [+|-]
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* SniperDave thinks the middle of a public swimming pool during open hours is an impractical place for lesbian rape
<Kazimierz> yeah, at least have the decency to make it an open air swimming pool
<Kazimierz> they just have no idea of realism in anime
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Quote: 105249; Rating: 393; [+|-]
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<gore> man
<gore> i wouldnt be caught dead with a necropheliac
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Quote: 105252; Rating: 455; [+|-]
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<Shun2> woot
<Shun2> I found the last GTA3 hidden package
<slm> wow, welcome to two years ago
<The359> lol
<slm> Are you gonna beat bowser next?
<Shun2> dude
<Shun2> he's tough
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Quote: 105254; Rating: 388; [+|-]
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[17:36] <Darric> lol, Rick, according to the stats I'm responsible for ending conversations on 5 different occassions. =P
[18:43] <Darric> You guys are doing this on purpose...
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Quote: 105257; Rating: 34; [+|-]
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<Nanobot> My school has a zero-tolerence policy for racism
<Nanobot> No niggers allowed
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Quote: 105259; Rating: 152; [+|-]
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<Zenholder> JavaScript kicks ass
<Nanobot> JavaScript sucks ass
<Nanobot> You were off by two letters
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Quote: 105260; Rating: 99; [+|-]
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<Hydra> Gary Coleman's the shit...
<int> ...
<rizen> yeah, he's about the size and coloration of a turd
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Quote: 105266; Rating: 7; [+|-]
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<Jamon> The last time I stuck my dick into a stuffed animal, stuffing got stuck in the hole..that just plain sucked.
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Quote: 105267; Rating: 844; [+|-]
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<[HZ]Mitlancer> Dont talk about death.... please my grandfather just died
<[HZ]Mitlancer> No serious he did just die....
<[HZ]Mitlancer> In a way im quite proud of him
<[HZ]Mitlancer> he died having sex to my grandma, he is 93 years old and was getting his thing on
<[HZ]Mitlancer> anyways my grandma said "We were doing it on sunday morning, it was sunday cause he could use the church bells to pace himself"
<[HZ]Mitlancer> i think he would be alive today if an icecream van didnt go past
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Quote: 105270; Rating: 337; [+|-]
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<conlusio> besides, I'll do something stupid soon myself I'm sure
<Irlut> conlusio: true, true :)
<conlusio> oh fuck
<conlusio> I just did it
<conlusio> I cut up the brand new fucking credit cards instead of the old ones
<conlusio> talk about instant fucking karma
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Quote: 105279; Rating: 180; [+|-]
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< chris> Meanwhile, I am participating in all that is unholy and rightly hated
< chris> Namely, I am writing a Java Applet that runs in a browser and is controlled by JavaScript
<@phessler> hahaha
* chris commits hara-kiri to minimize the dishonor to his family
< chris> phessler: Yeah, but the thing is: this is way better than what I was doing before, which was Flash coding
< chris> Flash, Java and JavaScript -- all in a day's work
< chris> Incidentally, I am looking for a new job...
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Quote: 105283; Rating: 283; [+|-]
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<NicNac`> well, i heard that looks could kill
* NicNac` looks at sexmen
*** Quits: sexmen (Ping timeout)
<NicNac`> !!
<Amaltea> WOAH!!!
[11:50] <Amaltea> a killer look!
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