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<Bug^> is it the fken law u cant sell piss on good friday?
<Numloxx> Bug^ no, but jesus will cry if u do
<Bug^> fuck jesus
<Bug^> i'll nail that cunt to a stake if he complains
<Numloxx> that'll make him cry too
<Bug^> thats his problem
<BenZor> lol
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<SomeRandom> It looks like operation Iraqi Freedom is almost over.
<Diablo1399> Bah! "Iraqi Freedom" is a shit name.
<SomeRandom> Well what would you have called it then?
<Diablo1399> Easy: Operation Who's Your Baghdaddy.
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<Buchwald> a woman at my work is chewing gum, and blew a bubble that popped...
<Buchwald> she then said "i'm gonna get gum all over my face"
<Buchwald> i've been reading bash.org all morning
<Buchwald> so you can imagine what i thought she said
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<Callick> You know..
<Callick> You tend to realize the kind of sad existence you live in when you wake up Friday morning in a sweat stained Namco t-shirt and a pair of yellow old navy swimtrunks.. with last night's pizza grease still on your face and a glass of rotten milk next to you.. and the first thing on your mind is, "Man, I'm gonna
have some fun playing my cleric in Dungeons and Dragons today!"
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<Jans> goodbye everybody
<Jans> i've got to go!
<Xi> gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
<Jans> mama! ooohoohooooo!
<Xi> i dont wanna die
<Jans> I sometimes wish i'd never been born at all
<Jans> [guitar break]
<Xi> i see a little sihlloetto of a man
<TilK> just woke up
<TilK> life is hard
<Jans> scaremous scaramous, will you do the fandago?
<Xi> thunderbolts and lightning
<Xi> very very frightning me
<Jans> Galileo
<Jans> Galileo
<TilK> ?
<Jans> Galileo figaro!
<TilK> u guys had a trip ?
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(eaThunder) <----- 10 inch penis
(raygun) <----36" girlfriend
(TheWulf) blowup or midget ?
(raygun) child
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<Chimette> anybody knowledgable about chamber music who also wants some lesbo porn?
<crux> that will go down in history as one of the most inappropriate lines ever
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<jcarle> IRCing without music is like a car without a radio.
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(harm_) math has never been my strongpoint
(harm_) or english
(harm_) or school
(harm_) or girls
(harm_) or life
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<SJ> I'm playing "Raising Baby".... I got to the 3rd level ...
<SJ> Teething
<mtngrrl> lol, whered you find that game?
<SJ> it was on backorder - took 9 months to come in
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<@Meshugga> vegai: be nice to them
<@Meshugga> i know they're from poland, but those are the rare ones
<@Meshugga> with brains and stuff
<@vegai> I think I saw that, yeah
<@vegai> I could see their oversized brains from my bedroom window
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<dane> Why dont the US just drop pigs in Iraq instead of cluster bombs?
<@Basra> because the US worry that it will only feed our people and troops....man....embargo `ve starved us....
<dane> wat?
<@Basra> do u expect us to drink the oil?
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<nakkeh> somehow a new monday morning is always dynamically generated after the weekend...
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* jamaisvu makes ^Bret^ give him head
<^Bret^> again?
<jamaisvu> I HAVE AN INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR HEAD
<^Bret^> fuck....ok, I didn't have time to floss this morning.
<^Bret^> unzip your pants, and I'l *try* not to laugh this time
<jamaisvu> =(
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<HungSolo> goin with xp
<HungSolo> never done linux so i dont wanna screw around with somethin i know nothin about
<Nemephosis> like girls?
<tdh> LOL
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<cSk|Sperry> There were 2 people on a boat: /hop and /quit. /hop got off, who's still on the boat?
* nipple_frog has quit IRC
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<+Erik> my dad knows i was watching him watch porn last night
<@Kodiake> wtf
<@Kodiake> did ya catch ol' dad jerkin off rofl
<+Erik> lol no dont ask
<+Erik> i was watching him cyber on remote administrator
<+Erik> and posting screenshots on irc
<+Erik> and we were making fun of him
<@Kodiake> ROFLMAO
<+Erik> so some fucker gets on msn and starts iming my dad
<+Erik> then goes "erik is watching you downstairs."
<@Kodiake> HAHAHAAHA
<+Erik> "he sees you watching gangbang pictures"
<+Erik> "YOUR FUCKED"
<+Erik> "WHAT KIND OF FATHER ARE YOU"
<+reap> RIOFLROFLROFLROFLORLFORLFORLF
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<systick> my diet consists of anything I can get my hands on
<apeiron> so you eat your dick?
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<Bootel> excuse me but my english isn't very good
<Nex-`> oh deha
<Nex-`> thats no godo is it
<Nex-`> is that wheer i mate typos so you cannt understdsd me
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<screevo> I'm stranded at the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump...
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*** Sickenen ([email protected]) has joined #cnn
<Sickenen> is the war in Iraq over yet?
<Sickenen> din't pay cable bill and phone was cut off awhile ago
<DooD> yet he still has broadband
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<mark_007> i was peeing before and i hear this shuffling outside the door, so i lift my leg and kick the door as hard as i can
<mark_007> and like i hear this bump, and an "OWW", so i really quickly finish up and open the door
<mark_007> my little brother's lying on the ground holding his head and writhing in pain
<mark_007> HE WAS LISTENING TO ME PEEING
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<steelcap> anyone here ever used NetUseAdd() in delphi?
[Mr2001] never heard of it.
[Mr2001] sounds like a commie function to me. are you a red?
<steelcap> fuck no
<GoonyBird> heh
<GoonyBird> UniteWorkers() is a commie function
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< hunterr83> my penis is this big: 8========================================================D
< Pokute> That's fewer than 6 inches on my screen, man.
< Pokute> and your balls are tiny
< Pokute> I don't even know what's going on with your head, there.
< Pokute> It's all out of proportion
< Pokute> you should see a doctor
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<InVerse> Christ, I went to GameFAQs and didn't look at the poll question and was thoroughly confused when the first answer was Under 13"
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<pinkeh> females are too confusing :/ theres no where where you can hold it and press "quick save" incase something goes wrong :/
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<wax-> What is the minimum dos version linux will run on?
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<Baa7121> She's not underage, she's just fun-sized
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<Esk|out> If You're Happy And You Know It - Bomb Iraq
<Esk|out> If you cannot find Osama,bomb Iraq.
<Esk|out> If the terrorists are frisky,
<Esk|out> Pakistan is looking shifty,
<Esk|out> North Korea is too risky,
<Esk|out> Bomb Iraq.
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* SlamServ changes topic to 'Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf Commits Suicide, Last Words: "There Is No Spoon"'
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<S2K> Rap - It's like making love to your grandparents.
<andyhere> wtf since when was rap quick and exciting?
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<Nuke|Hmm> i want nothing
<Nuke|Hmm> except your love
<Nuke|Hmm> and maybe a hot pocket
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( PovRayMan ) In one of the bathrooms on campus, someone wrote: "The Americans are the Nazis of the 20th Century."
( PovRayMan ) Below it, another person followed up: "The Nazis are the Nazis of the 20th Century, you fuckwit."
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<MuadDib> To a certain degree I am, come on its the internet I can be whatever I want
<Thalamasa> Except, apparently, a person of intellect
<Thalamasa> <.<
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<Nor> i found my 1st grey pubic hair the other day :(
<Nor> It was in a BigMac
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<mustafa12>Ya, in 9th grade I was reading some background history on a poem out loud to the class and the poem was written in 1337, me being the cool social butterfly that I am, I read it as "leet"
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<fusionrock> art school. (n.) a "school" for those who suck at math, history, and english :|
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<One-> A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!"
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(jsmonet) how the fuck do you kill black widows
(PackRat) Take away their food stamps?
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(FDSA): Someone once told me to dance like I fight...
(FDSA): all graceful and shit...
(FDSA): I almost had it...
(FDSA): Then I dropped my girlfriend on her head
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<Kukyona> how is hacking like sex? gets better with practice?
<m4tt-3> ehh
<m4tt-3> 'get in, get out, hope you dont leave anything behind that can be traced to you
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<REDkryptonite> i wish g bush would wage war on fat chix
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<Looney> fucking alterego, cant end a sentence without a smiley
<WarPiG> HI I HAVE CANCER :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:P
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[ LeftRight]: Her ass has been bitten soo many times doctors use it to identify dead people
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<cae> i wonder what sales calls will be like with video phones
<DarthBong> at least then you'll be able to flip them off
<DarthBong> or hang up a porn picture over the camera
<cae> hehe...print out goatse.cx pictures and flash them to unsuspecting sales people
<DarthBong> hehe
<keetz> hahaha
<DarthBong> "hang on a sec, i can't remember where I left my credit card.... Oh, i left it in.. (goatse.cx guy) HERE"
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<LadyDragon> But I like to think that I have brains over bronze anyhow
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<POon> i just executed an underage camel
<POon> and looted his hump
<uli> wtf? what game is that?
<POon> game?
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<dySanGONE> i asked my mom to leave me some money so i could go to wendy's
<dySanGONE> she left me $40
<Nago> nice
<yotta|w0rk> must have thought wendy was a cheap whore.
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<Zeni> I send in quotes all the time and they go "HURR DURR, WE R BASH, LETS REFUSE HUMOUR BECAUSE WE'RE FRENCH"
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