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<incubus_0> @find xxx (not porn)
<DCP> haha.. incubus.. i doubt anyone labelled their release XXX.Not.Porn.TS.VCD-Centropy
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Quote: 88739; Rating: 122; [+|-]
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<Crysanna> might as well give up on port 137 there. You are making my computer yawn
<cameron> iknow but im almost in
<PC^God> HHAHAHA
<Crysanna> PC^God - didn't you know that if you keep hammering 137 it eventually gives up and lets you in? hahaha
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Quote: 88743; Rating: 305; [+|-]
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<unchellmatt> I work for a police station.
<unchellmatt> s'fun.
<enaz> hmm I'd like to meet the ppl in the cyber crime div
<goatasaur> enaz: you will someday
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<freakar> In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man likes to snicker and yell "Polo!"
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Quote: 88779; Rating: 54; [+|-]
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<BeefinPep> my neighbor offered my gf to go, if shed drive him
<BeefinPep> that reminds me I still have to beat his ass
<BeefinPep> brb
*** BeefinPep has quit IRC
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Quote: 88786; Rating: 579; [+|-]
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<Lenz> Oh man...
<Lenz> my mom just asked me to rewind the dvd for her
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Quote: 88828; Rating: 140; [+|-]
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<M^tt> home made pr0n r0x
<[OCS]eXistenZ> this is true
<[OCS]eXistenZ> unless u r on your own :-\
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Quote: 88875; Rating: 495; [+|-]
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<Habz> you can download the human genome tommorow http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993621
<ArmaDuck> and what the hell will i do with it?
<bargeld> compile the source
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Quote: 88880; Rating: 506; [+|-]
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<@iridium> man
<@iridium> im getting fucking raped
<@iridium> i'm lagged by like 2 minutes
<@iridium> fucker i gave a shell on this box pissed some script kiddie off
<@iridium> hes packeting the crap out of me
<@iridium> fuck
<@iridium> i've battened down all the hatches so now all that remains is to wait for him to climax or whatever the fuck script kiddies do
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Quote: 88943; Rating: 938; [+|-]
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<Jessanne> I'm horny Kate
* Katethegreat shakes her leg
<Katethegreat> how do i get her off?
<Gothor> You are.
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Quote: 88967; Rating: 1115; [+|-]
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<NSNick> NSNick's Thought of the Day:
<NSNick> When people commit suicide, their notes are always sad and depressing.
<NSNick> If I were ever to write a suicide note, it'd be funny
<NSNick> Like "I wanted to kill the sexiest man alive"
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Quote: 89019; Rating: 467; [+|-]
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Anatole: I like when my dog thinks I'm going to get up, so he gets up to follow me, then I don't and he looks at me then goes for a walk like he was going to walk anyway. He thinks he's people.
Melthar: He thinks he's 'people'? He has a split personality?
Anatole: Yeah, like last night he's going on about how he'll teach me to use the force, then today he's all "We can conquer China by next week".
Furr: Your dog said this?
Anatole: It's fucked up having a dog with an MPD man.
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Quote: 89029; Rating: 210; [+|-]
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Casalyn88: now i feel branded like i can't go out and have other boys now because theyll see it and think i get around a lot
Tovarich89: ummm, casie.....
Tovarich89:
Casalyn88: ok i mean then they'll KNOW i get around a lot
Tovarich89: better
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Quote: 89048; Rating: -6; [+|-]
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<Wolf> hmm, later on I should go out and get my paintball CO2 canister filled
<[Ramrod]> Then you need to go and get your head examined, and your Paintballs checked....for leaking paint....and then.....heh
<Wolf> very funny
* Wolf unleashes a rapid fire, painting Peter pink all over
<Peter> Shouldn't be too much of a problem.
<[Ramrod]> Seems to be an awfull lot of Porn though
<[Ramrod]> Ooops...wrong window
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Quote: 89082; Rating: 969; [+|-]
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<test4_> my mom just grounded me over Instant Messanger
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Quote: 89142; Rating: 338; [+|-]
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<C3rBeRuS> i hate my dad
<C3rBeRuS> i hope he dies tomorrow
<C3rBeRuS> not today
<C3rBeRuS> becoz he is goin to get pizza
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Quote: 89143; Rating: 660; [+|-]
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<Flaze> forum still down?
<Vye-rus> Check yourself
<Vye-rus> We're not slaves
<Flaze> yep
<Flaze> still down
<Vye-rus> haha thanks for checking for me
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Quote: 89149; Rating: 593; [+|-]
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<fusionpit> xp won't let me use 98 drivers form my video cards
<WorthWork> <fusionpit> also my car does not run on diesel as previously suspected
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Quote: 89181; Rating: 1312; [+|-]
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<@MCJ> there was a little piece of soap left in the shower
<@MCJ> about the size of a credit card
<@MCJ> so i ran it through my butt crack making beep beep noises
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Quote: 89212; Rating: 1039; [+|-]
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<Guesm27> hai can i suck ur pussy
<ScoobyDrew> nah,you'd just get hairballs and i'd be stuck with a wet traumatized cat
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Quote: 89228; Rating: 6020; [+|-]
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* Quits: crag-- ([email protected]) (Dead girls dont say no)
* Quits: KiM ([email protected]) (going for a walk :p)
<@ShowDowN> that is sick
<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in
<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks
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Quote: 89254; Rating: 8; [+|-]
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* edhel_espyn does not know about computer types/names/models, whatever. just knows that if box has a keyboard, brain automatically registers to senses and say "com-pyoo-ter" ;-P
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Quote: 89276; Rating: -22; [+|-]
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<Sindacuion> Teachers always try to teach us something. I just laugh. They will never get me to learn anything.
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Quote: 89278; Rating: -55; [+|-]
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* Sindacuion goes in front of a mirror and stares at his bootyful hair. Mmmmmm. The only good thing about my head.. Wait.. Those eyes... * drools and licks the mirror *
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Quote: 89279; Rating: 318; [+|-]
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<Kethry> lost: one grip. Fits my reality.
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Quote: 89296; Rating: -10; [+|-]
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<BuffDaddy> http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/8611/page2.htm
<BuffDaddy> clone jesus... clone jesus now
<SteamedHams> yeah, like we need another jew
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Quote: 89303; Rating: 503; [+|-]
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<Antizac> I keep my real short too so the girls dont bitch
<Shipchic80> why would girls complain about your hair being long?
<Antizac> It gets stuck in their teeth
<Shipchic80> I dont know why I bother asking anymore
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Quote: 89338; Rating: 223; [+|-]
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<Pingbunny> fuck. . .Mars!!!
<chobusa|work> ...you're missing the point.
<Strung> fuck mars?
<Enargy> Yeah, Cloud is.
<chobusa|work> How does one fuck a Roman deity?
<Enargy> In the butt?
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Quote: 89390; Rating: 843; [+|-]
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<!guy> tomorow is the 3rd anniversiary of the death of my dog. its also the aniversiary of the day I learned to drive.
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Quote: 89401; Rating: 118; [+|-]
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<Toxygene> wow... i feel like shit
<Toxygene> I think I finally caught the flu going around my office
<Toxygene> nothing quite like a small toilet, an erection and explosive diahria
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Quote: 89403; Rating: 1009; [+|-]
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<Merlin> Good news, in case you were worried that Rodney King was done entertaining us, he got drunk and plowed his SUV into a house at 100 mph
<sComps> christ.. dead?
<Merlin> yes, Christ is dead, but thats 2,000 year old news. King just has a broken pelvis
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Quote: 89413; Rating: 10; [+|-]
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<ImpLin> i need to call my GF
* ImpLin initiates call
<ImpLin> no one be home
<ImpLin> damn
<ImpLin> my friend isnt home either
<ImpLin> guess ill have to settle for you all :(
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Cyber J: I've always known my parents hated me, after all... my first toys were a pair of scissors and running shoes...
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Quote: 89422; Rating: 655; [+|-]
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<mrduck> there was a guy at my school who got caught mastttturbating and when he ran for school president his slogan was "i have a hand on the situation"
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Quote: 89439; Rating: 959; [+|-]
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<Tetsuya_Ryuji> I just had sex
<Tetsuya_Ryuji> And it was good
<Roovis> testuya, try the multiplayer version, its better.
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Quote: 89455; Rating: 150; [+|-]
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* GardenHos unzips pants
<gramagrl> omg
<GardenHos> btw it's a little cold in here...just so you know...
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Quote: 89460; Rating: 202; [+|-]
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<cornelius> vampire sense going off i have a need for darkness and blood.
<term> If by vampire you mean white, teenaged, and angsty.
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Quote: 89555; Rating: 1024; [+|-]
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(w0rd): There is no place like 127.0.0.1
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Quote: 89653; Rating: 72; [+|-]
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<SamC42387> hmm here is a random question... can you be taken to court if you are 15, and you used your friends picture in a funny way on a website, yet they got offended?
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Quote: 89668; Rating: 573; [+|-]
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<SPeedY_B> q c12sd4r5tf`1 vb`1qqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws
<SPeedY_B> q c12sd4r5tf`1 vb`1qqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws
<SPeedY_B> q c12sd4r5tf`1 vb`1qqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws
<SPeedY_B> '|
<SPeedY_B> ;'/.|
<SPeedY_B> ;'/.|
<SPeedY_B> |ujhy32'/.|
<SPeedY_B> ?/'}||}"?;.?
<SPeedY_B> ..And so ends lesson 1 of : "how to clean the keyboard while on IRC"
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Quote: 89678; Rating: 110; [+|-]
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<magaggie> fucking isp.
<SorcererX> is the isp good at it?
<magaggie> no, it's horrible
<magaggie> it only lasts four hours
<magaggie> though, it does rebound quickly... usually...
<SorcererX> and then you're at it again.. for a whole 4 hours?
<magaggie> yes.
<magaggie> i have good stamina
<magaggie> sometimes i'm at it for 18, 20 hours...
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Quote: 89683; Rating: 146; [+|-]
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Liz: id like to have something else :-P
katie: lol
katie: i would too
katie: like 5 seconds with him
katie: even 5 milliseconds
Liz: mmmm, 5 milliseconds of sex
Liz: is that even a full thrust?
katie: 1/2 of one
Liz: mmmm, half thrust
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Quote: 89686; Rating: 468; [+|-]
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<Wiecker> Running in the open just gets me killed.
<Semp> What game?
<Wiecker> Barbie detective
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Quote: 89689; Rating: 350; [+|-]
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* JimmytheCow looks over at his linux box.
<JimmytheCow> or run 2 pc's
* Wiecker[DAMIT] looks over at his linux box.
<Wiecker[DAMIT]> Hmm..that's strange, never had a linux box there before.
<Wiecker[DAMIT]> Never had a linux box period.
* Wiecker[DAMIT] examines the box.
<Wiecker[DAMIT]> Hmm...looks like a refrigerator.
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Quote: 89700; Rating: 639; [+|-]
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<^Bret^> BOW DOWN TO THE SMILEY FACE KING!
<axelf> yeah, until jamaisvu resets the stats
<^Bret^> 23044 smilies
<^Bret^> dude
<^Bret^> I work at a net cafe
<^Bret^> I have *nothing* but time on my hands
<axelf> and semen
<^Bret^> and semen
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Quote: 89710; Rating: 453; [+|-]
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(@iRlaN^) can someone tell me some good bf ip's thanks
(+gig) ?
(@Nick^) he means bf1942, not boyfriends
(@Nick^) boyfriends dont have ips
(@Nick^) man that'd be leet
(@Nick^) have a girlfriend scanner
(@Nick^) like an ip scanner
(@Nick^) select the filters and click refresh
(@Nick^) then take your pick
(+gig) you need to get out more dude
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Quote: 89738; Rating: 439; [+|-]
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<+Cowface> I saw some fella at EA with the last name Teh.
<@Joshums> hahaha
<@Joshums> Hilarious
<+Cowface> Asian character. I was hoping to see a last name LoL in the office next to his.
<@Joshums> it's funny cuz in the phone book it would say "Teh Firstname"
<+Cowface> Haha.
<+Cowface> It was like... Wein Teh or something.
<+Cowface> Something along those letters.
<+Kirbyblade> We should find someone named Fag0t Teh
<+Kirbyblade> There is apparently a Billy Silly in some phonebook
<@Joshums> it would be funny if his middle name started with an R
<@Joshums> in the phonebook it would say Teh Wein R
<+Cowface> Hahah
<+Kirbyblade> Hahaha
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Quote: 89750; Rating: 823; [+|-]
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<god> afk, seventh day
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Quote: 89755; Rating: 122; [+|-]
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<Tac0> the mobo and case are on each other like r kelly and a 10 year old raduck
<Radu> ...
<Tac0> (took me a while to find a damn screwdriver)
<evildoer> which ones the 10 year old/
<Tac0> NO STANDOFFS TO BE SEEN
<Radu> taco must not want my help anymore?
<evildoer> WHICH ONE IS THE 10 YEAR OLD?
<Tac0> the mobo and case are on each other like r kelly and a 10 year old, raduck
<Tac0> that make more sense?
<Radu> yes
<Radu> PROPER PUNCTUATION AND SPELLING SAVE TEH DAY AGAIN
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Quote: 89783; Rating: 474; [+|-]
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<bl00d|straitjacket> dude i pissed my boss of soooo bad today
<bl00d|straitjacket> i was late for work saturday because i was waiting for the DSL tech to show
<bl00d|straitjacket> so i get in today and he asks me why i was late
<bl00d|straitjacket> i told him about the dsl tech and all
<bl00d|straitjacket> he goes "What internet not workin so you cant look at porn all day?"
<bl00d|straitjacket> and i says: "What can i say your wife looked good in her college years bro"
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