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<das_das> uhhh god..eww...argh....somehow my playlist just rolled around to creed
<das_das> wtf do I even have creed on my comp :P
<ApoIIyon> i have creed on mine
<ApoIIyon> they..are..okay if u take away the whole.. WE FUCK JESUS every night part
<das_das> dude creed is like eating a fine meal, vomiting, eating the vomit, and vomiting again
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Quote: 85251; Rating: 620; [+|-]
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<skmt> not really. once i reach level 20 virgin, i get a masturbation skill point.
<PACHUKA> skmt: that is the dorkiest think ever said
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Quote: 85252; Rating: 664; [+|-]
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<StmChser> Are you aware of the discovery in the human body of a nerve that connects the eyeball to the asshole?
<Trilky> heh?
<StmChser> It's called the anal optic nerve. It is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life
<hanzglo-> wtf?
<StmChser> If you don't believe me, pulla hair from your asshole and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye
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Quote: 85363; Rating: 318; [+|-]
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<@Megaman984> So, would the Old Testament be First Edition, New Testament Second, and the Koran Third?
<+MegamanX2K> yeah
<+MegamanX2K> which explains the crusades
<+MegamanX2K> they were burning 3rd edition heretics
<+MegamanX2K> good thing Jerusalem made a saving throw
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Quote: 85394; Rating: -32; [+|-]
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<^Laz> we were talking about how little I weigh
<Geoff-> lol
<Geoff-> that's right
<^Laz> and then you said "I bet I could pick you up with one arm"
<^Laz> and then you did
<Geoff-> your never going to forget i picked you up with 1 arm are you?
<^Laz> it was very memorable
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Quote: 85396; Rating: 77; [+|-]
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Albinogodzilla1: hes at a musical....yes I think hes gay...no I cant prove it
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Quote: 85402; Rating: 208; [+|-]
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<enid> laz. sounds like you just need to get sex.
<enid> hold on, i'll scan my tits for you.
<^Laz> yeah... theres been a serious lack of that lately for me
<^Laz> lately being the last 20 years
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Quote: 85403; Rating: 1758; [+|-]
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<Curufin> You know, I think there's a point in your life when you realize that life's just not worth it anymore. When you're giving more than you're taking, and there's just no joy left in life.
<Eldamehomework> Curufin; that's what ice cream is for :-D
<Curufin> I'm lactose intolerant.
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Quote: 85408; Rating: 681; [+|-]
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* Avatar|NO3 gives Crispy a can of Lone Star beer
<Crispy> never heard of it
<Avatar|NO3> It's vile. Even Mexicans won't drink it.
<Avatar|NO3> In a choice between Lone Star and piss, 80% of people chose piss. For the flavor.
<Zurvan> and the other 20%?
<Avatar|NO3> The other 20% thought both cups had piss.
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Quote: 85446; Rating: 499; [+|-]
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<DemonEater> "This is Pearl Jam. This is Jesus. This is Pearl Jam on Jesus. Please, say no to Creed"
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Quote: 85466; Rating: 263; [+|-]
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<@crispexi> hah i think i went sober for a second there
<@crispexi> that was weird
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Quote: 85486; Rating: 1939; [+|-]
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<Perrin> FUCKING CANDY BAG
<Perrin> OPEN
<Perrin> OPEN]
<Perrin> OPEN
<Perrin> ARHAGHAHGS
<Perrin> NO
<Perrin> NOT DOWN THE SIDE
<Perrin> FARHAHFANSKDFASD
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Quote: 85508; Rating: 246; [+|-]
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<uneekwahn> you know what I hate
<uneekwahn> when you bring a hot chick home
<uneekwahn> you've got a pc in your bedroom
<uneekwahn> and she finds a pubic hair on the keyboard :(
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Quote: 85514; Rating: 12593; [+|-]
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<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
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Quote: 85524; Rating: -13; [+|-]
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<SirGoblin> Anti = fat.
<Anti> doh
****** Anti thwacks SirGoblin
<Jante> SirGoblin = gay.
<SirGoblin> better than fat ;/
<Jante> no..
<Jante> fat people can loose weight
<Jante> gay people will have to live with the fact that they've had a dick up da bum
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Quote: 85537; Rating: 168; [+|-]
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<toe-sleep> i tell you what. if i had my way...
<toe-sleep> i'd be the one writing the propoganda leaflets america drops on baghdad
<toe-sleep> say shit like
<toe-sleep> "say no to saddam and in 6 months you're eating big macs!"
<fysh> get the mc'kebab buy one get one free mondays only
<fysh> KEBAB MONDAY
<toe-sleep> "resistance is futile. opertion desert mcdonalds franchise will succeed"
<toe-sleep> "would you like some freedom fries with that?"
<fysh> brought to you by CENTCOM AND THE UNITED MCDONALD FREEDOM FUND
<toe-sleep> (a corporation of SONY)
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Quote: 85544; Rating: 151; [+|-]
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<exe|Die> what is an awkward?
<jonsae> i hope you're joking
<jonsae> exe|Die
<exe|Die> i think it's a vegetable
<exe|Die> or fruit
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Quote: 85552; Rating: 244; [+|-]
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(@Sabrejack): if you dropped the soap in front of evets, he'd fuck you in the ass, implant a tracking device, a keylogger, a virus, and a self-hiding trojan to make you drop the soap on command.
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Quote: 85556; Rating: 301; [+|-]
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<Deim0s|Medic> I used to live down the road from a brothel
<Deim0s|Medic> It was on TV
<Maestro|Medic> kewl
<Deim0s|Medic> ya
<Deim0s|Medic> err
<Deim0s|Medic> I never went in
<Jabberwocky> and if you did, you went in for the articles.
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Quote: 85565; Rating: 277; [+|-]
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<revision> in biochem class today, and our teacher, has the hugest fastest ass ever, massive fat ass right.
<revision> so hes writing on the board, and moving as he goes, when all of a sudden *WHACK*. he turned around too fast and his FAT ass hit the corner of his desk reall really hard.
<revision> lol drops to the ground for like 30 seconds while clutching his rump, then gets up and runs out, blubbering all the way.
<revision> i have never laughed so hard at someone elses expense.
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Quote: 85648; Rating: 413; [+|-]
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<Lord_Red> how did they screw up
<TheDingo> first, they somehow forgot i'd asked for an oil change, which was my main reason i'd brought in the car
<TheDingo> second, they didn't check to make sure WHICH john white i was, and had me listed as some guy in lancaster KY
<TheDingo> they tried calling me last night to say my car wouldn't be ready, but they called this other guy instead, who was quite confused, as he'd never owned a voyager in his life
<Lord_Red> demand money off your bill
<TheDingo> i got them back
<TheDingo> i took TWO donuts from the customer lounge
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Quote: 85649; Rating: 109; [+|-]
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<Kai-Bach> 900 years, hensons hand up your butt, not as good you will look
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Quote: 85742; Rating: 84; [+|-]
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<SLIMMTHUG> whats that link 4 that site
<SLIMMTHUG> where its alot of little sites
<SLIMMTHUG> jumpin around on the screen
<SLIMMTHUG> u click it
<SLIMMTHUG> and these lil windows
<DooD> http://www.catholicninjas.org/superfuntime <-- try there, see if they have it
<SLIMMTHUG> aint that the thing?
<DooD> nah
<DooD> it's a site that links to it
<SLIMMTHUG> COTDAMN U DOOD
<SLIMMTHUG> THAT WAS IT
*** SLIMMTHUG ([email protected]) has left #cnn
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Quote: 85825; Rating: -5; [+|-]
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<CommanderStab> Wow, bash.org is now 5000 quotes behind ^^;;
<CommanderStab> Still, that isn't to bad.
<CommanderStab> You can submit a quote and by the time they see and accept it you'll have forgotten what you said and you can laugh again when you read it.
<Mataki> You need to say something funny first, CS
<CommanderStab> Meanwhile YOU actually need to say something that isn't simply insulting me ^_-
<Mataki> But that IS funny
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Quote: 85850; Rating: -10; [+|-]
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<SherP> and even if i do lick cum
<SherP> its my own cum
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Quote: 85857; Rating: 14; [+|-]
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<Hav0c> man you know you had a good workout when you pull your shorts out of the wash and they still smell like shit
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Quote: 85859; Rating: 317; [+|-]
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<{o_o}> occupation isn't liberation, killing & mainimg children isn't liberation, you guys need a reality check
* {o_o} has quit IRC (Killed ((politically hostile. situation diplomaticaly resolved under IRC Security Council Resolution 1422)))
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Quote: 85864; Rating: 193; [+|-]
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<+LS|Krylar> how much caffeine does it take before u get the shakes?
<+void_> that depends on how strong you want the shakes to be
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Quote: 85870; Rating: 557; [+|-]
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<Asuka_Aogiri> I mean, when I pet my cat while she's in heat, I think to myself 'This is the closest I'll get to touching a horny female in my entire life...cool.'
<Shinra> You stroked that hot pussy, eh?
<Josh_Aogiri> ...that's the most disturbing thing you've ever said.
<Asuka_Aogiri> Totally.
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Quote: 85873; Rating: 306; [+|-]
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<JesterX> am i lagged or are you all jackin off?
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Quote: 85875; Rating: 422; [+|-]
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<MG5> clearly FFX-2 is not a game I'll be able to play with my pants on
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Quote: 85877; Rating: 136; [+|-]
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<Gazoo> Wow, I'm gonna get laid.
<Gazoo> Right now
<Gazoo> And it's not internet sex!
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Quote: 85892; Rating: 520; [+|-]
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< HomeBrewR> man, i wish today was friday
<@LucyFerr> it is
< HomeBrewR> cool! do i get 2 more wishes?
<@LucyFerr> only if you rub the lamp
< HomeBrewR> already did that today
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Quote: 85899; Rating: 325; [+|-]
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* unchellmatt does the RAID lovers cheer... "ARRAY! ARRAY!"
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Quote: 85900; Rating: 135; [+|-]
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<Da> US officers say they have found thousands of boxes containing vials of white powder and liquid at a "suspicious site" near Latifiya south of Baghdad.
<Da> sounds like a fuckin party!
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Quote: 85901; Rating: 128; [+|-]
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<Smurfette> I used to blow up cars... but I kept burning my lips on that damn exhaust pipe
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Quote: 85935; Rating: 601; [+|-]
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BobbyC> I mean, I wouldn't be attracted to them if they weren't my friends moms.
BobbyC> But there's something about, "Here kids, have a snack..." you know?
BobbyC> Is ANYONE with me on this?
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Quote: 85938; Rating: 249; [+|-]
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<MKDemon> my girlfriend has boobs.
<Kevyn> My girlfriend has boobs too.
<Kevyn> And by boobs, I meant "two balled up t-shirts stuffed up a pillowcase"
<Kevyn> ...And by girlfriend, I meant "pillow"
<Kevyn> In case you couldn't tell.
<Kevyn> No pun intended.
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Quote: 85940; Rating: -14; [+|-]
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<Chris_A> I wonder... doing a search for "vagina" and then one for "penis" on bash, which yeilds most results.
<Robin> Search for "nigger" afterwards.
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Quote: 85953; Rating: -43; [+|-]
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<SaberRider> Yoss, you might be an IRC Adict if you sneak to the computer in the middle of the night to get in more IRC time.
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Quote: 85960; Rating: 169; [+|-]
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<Mazhule> i can cook chinese ^_^
<CUI-> Mazhule: I never knew that you were a cannibal
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Quote: 85967; Rating: 232; [+|-]
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<Dave2|Laptop> http://b3ta.com/man-milk-or-moo-milk/
<Dave2|Laptop> <-- That is disgusting.
<GroovyPigThang> !addquote <Dave2|Laptop> <-- That is disgusting.
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Quote: 85972; Rating: 305; [+|-]
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<geist> watching the Bridges of Madison County always evokes a lot of emotions in me
<p_digga> is vomit an emotion?
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Quote: 85975; Rating: 282; [+|-]
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<Scruuf> i'd rather live in a basement with 100mb then in a castle with 56k
<Shub> er...I rather have a connection something in between and live in a normal house ;P
<Scruuf> that just proves you're weird
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Quote: 85978; Rating: 77; [+|-]
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<Griffin> dont call it rape
<Griffin> call it surprise sex
<endfro> hhaaha
<pagan> whatever works Griffin
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Quote: 85979; Rating: 116; [+|-]
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<O.J.> Radio interview quote from Marine Corps General Reinwald and a female radio host. He wants to host some boy scouts at the training center for some practise excercises. As follows
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
<GENERAL REINWALD>: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
<GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
<GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
<GENERAL REINWALD>: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!
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Quote: 85982; Rating: 491; [+|-]
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<Stugein> Headline:
<Stugein> Headless body in garbage bag discovered near Devil's Slide
<Stugein> First line of article:
<Stugein> The San Mateo County Sheriffs Office is treating Sundays gruesome discovery of a headless body as a homocide.
<Stugein> AS OPPOSED TO WHAT?!
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Quote: 85989; Rating: -21; [+|-]
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<darkpact> like i said man, stop smoking pot
<darkpact> it's not good for your braincell :|
<StarScythe> but its good for mah wellbeing
<StarScythe> and i meakes me spel so darnn kool
<darkpact> StarScythe, you should see a doctor ;(
<Kronck> lol
<StarScythe> yeahh dark maybe he can prescribe som good piils 4 me so i can get even more wasted ::D:D:DD:
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Quote: 85998; Rating: 281; [+|-]
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[@cOoke]: If there were a building that stood for average intelligence, you would be the plane that crashed into it
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Quote: 86009; Rating: 340; [+|-]
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<morn> I'm gonna be a pimp, yo! It'll be off da hizzle fashizzle, knowwhatimsayin'?
<Gabe> It's sad when white people try to talk like black inner city people. It's doubly sad when those white people are European. :P
<morn> Now, don't be hatin'!
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