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Quote: 84440; Rating: 387; [+|-]
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*** Joins: azninvazn
[mcgruff] [mp3] abba - dancing queen @ 192 kbps
[owner] now playing: geri halliwell - it's rainin' men.mp3
[owner] you just got one-upped gruff
[azninvazn] i don't know how i mistyped '#513' as '#mp3sforqueers', but i'm getting the fuck out of here
*** Parts: azninvazn
[mcgruff] ^5
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Quote: 84451; Rating: 1894; [+|-]
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*** Now talking in #12-15yrz
<Salamander> Hi all!!
<Petri> Hi a/s/l?
<Salamander> 53/m/CA
<Petri> I think ur in the rong place
<Salamander> Oh no, I dont think I am...
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<BlackJaX> Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips"
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Quote: 84470; Rating: 291; [+|-]
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<Hackster> oh, i crack me up.
<lophyte> you crack me up too
<lophyte> *snuggles close to Hackster*
<lophyte> ;)
<Hackster> really.
<Hackster> awww. *lick*
<lophyte> yay :D
<p1asm1c> get a dcc chat you two
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Quote: 84556; Rating: 305; [+|-]
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cougah66: dude, i am so uber fucked
cougah66: I mean, the uberness, of the fuckage....it boggles the mind
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Quote: 84582; Rating: 208; [+|-]
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<MexHammer> I mean, come on, aren't at least 20% of Star Trek episodes ones where they end up going back to Earth circa 1920 - 1945? They have millions of planets and who knows how much time and they have hundreds of episodes with that premise? If Star Trek was a person, it'd be you. And I'd beat it up.
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Quote: 84661; Rating: 243; [+|-]
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<CryptoKnight> i was at my girlfriend's house yesterday
<CryptoKnight> and we are having sex
<Hektik_Sniper> ...
<Hektik_Sniper> TMI
<CryptoKnight> and then we hear her mom and her mom's boyfriend in the next room getting started
<Hektik_Sniper> ...
<CryptoKnight> and then they finish
<CryptoKnight> and then i'm still going
<Hektik_Sniper> SHUT IT YOUR MAKING BABY JESUS CRY!!!!!!!
<CryptoKnight> and this morning that fuck calls me a "minute man "
<Hektik_Sniper> ...
<CryptoKnight> heh
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Quote: 84688; Rating: 165; [+|-]
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<phr0work> I buffer overflowed my penis last night
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Quote: 84692; Rating: 1640; [+|-]
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<MillitePress> Yeah, it's about masturbation and stuff. Weird book.
<jamessheen> whats masturbation
<MillitePress> ...
<Kail> ...
<Nikul> ...
<MillitePress> It's a touchy subject
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Quote: 84696; Rating: 406; [+|-]
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* slippy drags you upstairs
<ginge> !
<slippy> to bed..
<ginge> !!
<slippy> to sleep!
<ginge> :(
<slippy> after a bit
<ginge> ;)
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Quote: 84697; Rating: -33; [+|-]
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<slope_xb> American one = The Rung
<slope_xb> er
<slope_xb> Ring
<Jeff`> the rung
<slope_xb> woo i kan type f00
<Jeff`> rofl
<Jeff`> that would be an interesting movie
<SwizzleStick> the ladder or death
<slope_xb> the Ring, the Rang, the Rung
<slope_xb> :D
<SwizzleStick> the top rung kills you
<Jeff`> "SOMEDAY, I WILL CLIMB THIS LADDER"
<Jeff`> "ONE RUNG AT A TIME"
<slope_xb> Ring Rang Rung... almost as bad as Ching Chang Chong
<Jeff`> the movie about a boy who climbs a ladder
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Quote: 84699; Rating: 164; [+|-]
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<Hanh> my mom aided in the development of the korean deathbox
<K> what is that?
<Hanh> Ford Ka
<Hanh> or anything from Daihatsu
<K> gah
<K> i remember that car.. didn't stick around for too long..
<K> your mom is in the auto industry then?
<Hanh> yes
<Hanh> mainly developing backseats
<Hanh> and breaking them in
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Quote: 84700; Rating: 822; [+|-]
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<Iconoplast> why do people insist in distributing things in real audio format?
<cowofdoom> because they love Hitler.
<Iconoplast> that's what i was thinking.
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Quote: 84702; Rating: 190; [+|-]
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<@neko|stoned> when i first got into warez, i downloaded shindlers list
<@neko|stoned> i deleted it thinking it was a bad copy
<@neko|stoned> :/
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Quote: 84705; Rating: 258; [+|-]
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<Bob> my gf is so cool...
<zkcerF> yer...corpses can get pretty cold...
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<vortex> Emo lol. The intentionally bad singing of punk with all the angst and whining of a 13 year olds Livejournal
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Quote: 84711; Rating: 102; [+|-]
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<@Chimerasame> pancake bukkake :9
<@Chimerasame> it's just syrup from a bunch of aunt jemima bottles
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Quote: 84725; Rating: 13; [+|-]
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<SuperVeggie> tubgirl makes me thirsty :\
<SuperVeggie> it looks like some sort of curry flavoured milk
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Quote: 84729; Rating: 11; [+|-]
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<Leeide> i found some jewish rap one time
<Leeide> it was pimp
<Leeide> was like......Two Live Jews or soemthing
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Quote: 84735; Rating: 276; [+|-]
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<ue-Soul_Chaser> yeah sniper, normally, you can't stick your penis all the way unless you would want to rip her cervix apart
<ue-Soul_Chaser> or, in your case, his rectum
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Quote: 84743; Rating: 406; [+|-]
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Ubergamer: I think the idea that good things come to those who wait comes from the fact that, due to probability theory, on a long enough timeline there is a good chance that at least two good things will occur
Ben: or it's a saying started by people who don't wait that want more good things for themselves
Ben: so they tell those who wait to keep waiting
Ubergamer: they should modernize that saying
Ubergamer: hot chicks come to guys who masturbate
Ben: haha
Ben: and said thusly, one can see the absurdity
Ben: we have successfully debunked an aphorism
Ubergamer: yay!
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Quote: 84756; Rating: 332; [+|-]
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Sardonyx: what do you do when a girl likes you and you have no like there of
DooD: do what they do to you if the positions were reversed
DooD: string them along forever
DooD: slowly destroying their heart from the inside out
Sardonyx: i don't think i have the patients for that
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Quote: 84757; Rating: 737; [+|-]
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<Schismo5000>Did you know Hitler couldn't have kids?
<PeterH>...
<Schismo5000>Yea, he was anti-semenic
<PeterH>Dude, thats anti semeTic, and it means he hated jews
<Schismo5000>Oh
<Schismo5000>>_<
<PeterH>o_O
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Quote: 84762; Rating: 476; [+|-]
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*** fluffy` changes topic to 'Anyone have cracked cm4? e-mail xxx@xxx.xxx'
*** Quits: fluffy` (cya)
*** JzY|aw is now known as fluffy`
*** fluffy` changes topic to 'Anyone have Frankie does Carlos 4? e-mail xxx@xxx.xxx'
*** fluffy` is now known as JzY
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Quote: 84765; Rating: 714; [+|-]
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[loucura] yummm... french fries and gravy
[Crysanna] you need cheese with that
[loucura] Yeah, but I don't feel like melting any cheese.
[loucura] That, and all I have is american cheese, I'm afraid it'll go to war with my french fries
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<reppy> I made her cum with the cock of fury!
<_bigd_> reppy, she made you buy the Cock of Fury(tm) and use it on her?
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Quote: 84778; Rating: 214; [+|-]
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<Supergoad> im about to bid on a damn fine sexy router
<Supergoad> im gonna sleep with it, caress its ports with my tounge
<Supergoad> then im gonna plug my cable into it
<Supergoad> and its LED's are gonna go wild
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Quote: 84780; Rating: 253; [+|-]
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<deathazre> don't think this quite applies to twish, but <@neotek> can you imagine how many neck injuries occur each year from camwhores with small tits trying to lick their nipples?
<AngelPHiSH[girl]> *lmao*
<AngelPHiSH[girl]> i cant lick my own nipple :(
<Nemessis> can i?
<AngelPHiSH[girl]> sure ^___^
<neko> i can lick my nipple
<Nemessis> leet
<neko> takes ages sewing it back on though
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Quote: 84788; Rating: 4; [+|-]
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<@Kiddy_C> \:=|
<@Kiddy_C> ^ hitlet
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Quote: 84790; Rating: 345; [+|-]
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<g3nocide> lol why the fuck would dreamweaver try to open an mp3 file ?
<m0rn> is it made by real? that would explain the sudden determination to be used for everything
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<fmadero> banshee what service starts submission??
<loucura> fmadero: bdsmServ
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Motorbreath151: i'm gonna grow my hair and beard like sam jackson's in this movie
Motorbreath151: i'm the foot fuckin' master
TheOffspring326: yea
TheOffspring326: you should become black too
Motorbreath151: lemme try
TheOffspring326: just rub shit all over your body
TheOffspring326: haha
Motorbreath151: hahaha
Motorbreath151: man that's wrong on so many levesl
TheOffspring326: then you'll smell AND look like them
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Quote: 84803; Rating: 1866; [+|-]
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Reelr123: whats up
k8 z swimmer: who are you?
Reelr123: you dont remember?
k8 z swimmer: nope
Reelr123: i m bummed
k8 z swimmer: clay?
Reelr123: nope
k8 z swimmer: ooool
k8 z swimmer: k
k8 z swimmer: so who the heck are ya
Reelr123: its me
Reelr123: guess
Reelr123: i have admired you for a long time
k8zswimmer: Who are you?
Reelr123: i have known u for a long time
k8zswimmer: way to freak me out yo
Reelr123: I love you more then the world
k8zswimmer: tmi.... WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?!
Reelr123: I know exactly what u r doing as we speak. And you better get to bed right this instant
Reelr123: or u r grounded from the computer
k8zswimmer: MOM?!?
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Quote: 84805; Rating: 251; [+|-]
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* jwz has sh0px0red
<ogw-iii> whatcha get for me?
<@jwz> plastic bags
<@jwz> slightly used
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Quote: 84806; Rating: 599; [+|-]
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*MulletMan removes his pants
*BobZilla sets mode +pants MulletMan
<MulletMan> fuck you
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Quote: 84810; Rating: 953; [+|-]
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*In private*
<KaaLee> Well, he hasn't said a thing while I've been in here.
<CommanderStab> He must be idling or something. I'll draw him out. Just watch!!
*In the chat room*
[22:10:33] <CommanderStab> Hey guys
[22:11:17] <D-BOY> Fuck off stabb nobody wants to fucking hear what you have to say
*In private*
<CommanderStab> Ta-daaa!! Less than a minute!! That's gotta be a record!!!!!!
<KaaLee> Your skills of annoyance are above us all
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Quote: 84811; Rating: 911; [+|-]
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MicrowavedPuppy: I was detailing etc on the car today
MicrowavedPuppy: and this like 6 year old comes up all timid
MicrowavedPuppy: she says,hi i like your car alot
MicrowavedPuppy: i might want one just like it when i grow up
MicrowavedPuppy: then she goes
MicrowavedPuppy: APRIL FOOLS!
MicrowavedPuppy: and runs off laughing her ass off to her friends in the street
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Quote: 84813; Rating: 418; [+|-]
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<matt> mang
<matt> i gotta send some logs down stream
<matt> but my roommate just got in the shower
<markus> so go stank up the bathroom
<matt> i assume the door is locked
<markus> just push it under the door then
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<CommanderStab> When I was 10 me and this friend of mine who was four years older than me made this Visual Basic game called Fatal Move. Basically these pictures he drew would pop up with some text like "This guy is a geek! Let's kill him!!" and then if you clicked yes another picture would be shown with him dead, and
if you clicked no some guy called you a wimp and the game quit.
<Bleeding> did the irony of u saying 'lets kill geeks' in a game u wrote in vb ever sink in?
<CommanderStab> His character was called "Carrot Head" and he was this cool looking carrot with a special knife.
<CommanderStab> My chracter was "Unco-body the Head Shaker" who was some retarded guy with a gun he couldn't aim properly with, and he just sat there laughing goofily all the time.
<Bleeding> gee let me guess who wore the pants in ur friendship
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Quote: 84825; Rating: 57; [+|-]
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<Hostile blinks>
<MacBinaryBot> You blink, I stink, we're pink.
<Hostile> you dink
<MacBinaryBot> You kink
<Hostile> youd think
<MacBinaryBot> You're gonna sink.
<Hostile> ok *wink*
<MacBinaryBot> heh
<MacBinaryBot> Time to twink.
<Hostile> silly chink
<MacBinaryBot> Long link
<Hostile> is it mink?
<MacBinaryBot> Need zinc!
<Hostile> lol you wrink
<MacBinaryBot> You're covered in ink.
<Hostile> bah thats what i was gonna use, you .... erm bink -.-
<Hostile> k i lose
<Hostile> *cry*
<MacBinaryBot> lol, finque
<Hostile> -.-
<Hostile> time for me to go shrink
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<Liam> my sister had friends over and of course she likes to look cool in front of them by doing funny stuff
<Liam> so i had just come back to my room from eating
<Liam> and i decided to whack it
<Liam> and i hopped on my bed and unzipped quietly
<Liam> and then i just hear this laughing
<Liam> and i sit up
<Liam> and i realize my sister is _under my bed_
<Liam> i zipped back up before she got out and noticed, screamed at her and kicked her out
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<JesterX> i wish i had anorexia
<JesterX> i could save money and buy RAM or something
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<Allison> what was that website
<Allison> with all the IRC quotes
<Allison> bang.org or somethin
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<@|-ZenitH-|> cow
<@|-ZenitH-|> I been on many travels
<@|-ZenitH-|> but today
<@|-ZenitH-|> I saw a guy in a wheelchair try to play D.D.R
<@|-ZenitH-|> as I walked from my bus to the train station passing the local brisbane city arcade
<@|-ZenitH-|> The people surrounding him were thinking the same thing cow :P
<@|-ZenitH-|> many tried to hide it
<@|-ZenitH-|> since I was just walking past I felt it was my duty to laugh out loud.
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<Urban> Pardon my french
<@RickBitch> don't you mean "pardon my freedom"?
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<control_m> hi.. im 21/m :) any girl here want to remote control my pc, and use and abuse it to make me slave? i have Radmin and Netbus 2,1 Servers running on 80.213.12.2 and i have autoaccept on if you want to send me another program or something? msg me? :)
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sidacola: I wonder if the house would burn down if I set it on fire?
sidacola: Er, I meant the incense stick, not the house.
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(ginge): find 'bandages' when you have a dong, its dead good
(ginge): dong? i meant chance
(ginge): wtf is on my mind?!
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Quote: 85183; Rating: 32; [+|-]
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<CyberTech> ever seen tremors?
<CyberTech> hehe
<CyberTech> i do have thoughts on living in the desert
<CyberTech> in my own bunker
<Terron> as long as I had DSL, i would
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*** gimpoid (~jj@adsl173-22.powerdsl.com.au) has joined #mpeg3c
<gimpoid> hey
<lut> sup gimp
<gimpoid> not much
<gimpoid> lud ?
<gimpoid> got fired
<gimpoid> need work :'(
<DrBK> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
<DrBK> oops
<DrBK> wrong channel
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