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<Wang_Ninja> oh boy
<Wang_Ninja> minigame
<Wang_Ninja> I have to find four 6 year old boys
<Goonigoogoo> it's a michael jackson minigame?
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Quote: 83760; Rating: 250; [+|-]
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<Winta> I Am Single...
<Playette69> aww poor winta
<Winta> I'm not asking for sympathy, im hyping myself up to rob a house tonight...
<Winta> Hey, do you live near here? you seem cool..
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<clemmy> damn leetspeek ... whenever I write 'skills' I write 'skillz', even in university homework
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<grimrat> oh.. migod
<grimrat> I just reviewed a Usenet post of mine... I wrote "must of"...
<grimrat> I feel faint
<grimrat> this will be associated with me for the rest of time
<grimrat> how much does it cost to change your name?
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<GeNOc|DE> man ur making as much sense as a letter box in africa
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Quote: 83777; Rating: 361; [+|-]
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<Macavity> I'm growing a beard. It's really itchy, growing a beard...
<fin> Then shave.
<Macavity> But I weant a beard for I-Con.
<Macavity> And a real one, not a spirit-gummed-on fake one.
<fin> Why?
<Macavity> Just...because I do. Because it's part of the look for a LARP character I have.
<fin> OK. Stop there. I don't want to know anymore. Goddamn.
<Macavity> BECAUSE I FUCKING FEEL LIKE GROWING A BEARD, OKAY?
<Macavity> Shiiiit....
<fin> Which part of "changing your appearance to fit in with a LARP character" doesn't sound stupid to you?
<Maestro|OoT> LARP?
<Furry_Geek> Live Action Role Playing.
<Maestro|OoT> Oh, NO.
<fin> OK, scratch that. Which part of "playing a LARP" doesn't sound stupid to you?
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Quote: 83792; Rating: 157; [+|-]
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<Witchy> is there anyone on #wicca you actually talk to?
<Maloo> ofcourse just not on irc
<Maloo> im on irc for 1 reason, and it isnt something as trivial as chat
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<Saddam> wtf?
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<m_neshue> sorry for repeating... but. does anybody know what apps there are for testing the real size of a cdr media?
<Supachikn> A RULER
<Supachikn> AND GENERALLY ITS ABOUT 12 CENTIMETERS
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Quote: 83825; Rating: 91; [+|-]
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< envoy> One of the biggest reasons we change our clocks to Daylight Saving Time (DST) is that it saves energy.
< envoy> how do they figure we save energy? lol
* Flimflam shrugs
< Flimflam> it's the USA :P
< Flimflam> they can justify anything, it seems :P
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<Al> because let's face it, my dick is demonstrably real and also far better than any concept of "god" thus far put forward
<LambChowder> but does your dick encourage love and peace throughout the world
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[%werejag] people there aint no crack yet we have top warez sciencists working on it
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<bhlaab> If I could pick from any supepower, it'd to be able to have a gun up my ass, and be able to fire it at will. People'd never know what hit them, and if they DID know, nobody would believe them
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Quote: 83882; Rating: 1552; [+|-]
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* Professor sets mode: +m
<Professor> Listen up, people.
<Professor> 1.) Religion-chat is done, since we're degenerating into bickering.
<Professor> 2.) Goombas are traitorous members of the Mushroom Kingdom who joined Koopa for a share of the power. It says so in the SMB manual.
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Quote: 83891; Rating: 1948; [+|-]
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@(DonoftheDead) They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, because if you play it forwards it installs Windows.
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<Horror> knock knock
<Dooper> who's there?
<Horror> Go fuck yourself
<Dooper> go fuck yourself who?
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***Wang has been kicked by Metallica (dammit, stop with the wang jokes)
<MulletMan> but the memory remains!
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* {JPM} holds up his sugary bowl of cherrios and smiles like he's a 15 year old girl who lost her virginty and dosent know she's pregnant yet
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[bigya] I am Tawain
[bigya] so
[bigya] I don't english
[Ccmods] Obviously.
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<migas> is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9?
<Kurin> 58.9331
<Kurin> er
<Kurin> 58.9332
<Kurin> Or, hrm
<Kurin> http://www.yaksic.com/other.html
<ninj4_> dood, its a robot, hes not actually looking for an answer
<Kurin> Really? Fuck em
<Kurin> me
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Quote: 84061; Rating: 88; [+|-]
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(doggie^): www.audioscrobbler.com
(doggie^): i think im addicted :|
(DaMuppet): wtf is that?
(doggie^): plugin for winamp
(doggie^): recommends music to you
(`dM`): nice
(DaMuppet): "u like jpop, the pedo police department will be knocking on your door soon, don;t bother getting more music"
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Quote: 84075; Rating: 14; [+|-]
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(steyrf88) i have the best joystick.. force feeback... its grip is shaped exactly like my hand.... its a 'penis'
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<OIS> jesus is a fraud
<Staunchy> well I wouldnt buy a car off him
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*** Lara is now known as Lara|out
<jad> look at this
* jad eats Lara|out
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Quote: 84108; Rating: 172; [+|-]
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<KANG> hey...shut up?
<Dinjack> Oh, wait, hold on, my pizza just came, pepperoni with blow me.
<KANG> that sounds like quite a pizza
<Dinjack> You don't wanna know about the free breadsticks, then
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Quote: 84109; Rating: 30; [+|-]
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DooD: man im living dangerously
DooD: i bought publix sushi
DooD: late at night
DooD: and now its sitting in my fridge
DooD: to be eaten tomorrow
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Quote: 84115; Rating: 239; [+|-]
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<Zedium> Sim Life
<Zedium> Pretend to have a life
<The_Cat> dude, that's what IRC is for
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<trempy63> is anybody else having trouble with yahoo being slow?
<tlc2000FOR> YES
<deimon_xtr> it's not just slow, but jerk off to slow music slow
<deimon_xtr> jerk jerk jerk
<deimon_xtr> jerk jerk jerk
<deimon_xtr> jerk your wanker
<deimon_xtr> while waiting on yahoo
<deimon_xtr> ......
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Quote: 84206; Rating: 221; [+|-]
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<Tarkaan> I distonctly remember saying "extra hot"
<Tarkaan> damn chinese
<living2di> distonctly?
<Tarkaan> you are correct, that was a very ironic typo
<dabba> damn mongorians
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<NiN> fuck
<NiN> you fag
<NiN> i should sodomize you
<Lily> Nah.
<NiN> lol dude i got some girl mad
<NiN> she told me who her bf was..she asked you know him? i said yeah i dated him...rofl
<Lily> LOL
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Quote: 84291; Rating: 35; [+|-]
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<@nanashi> Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces...
<+Mara> -_-
<@Pokute> It's too bad you can't put the right emphasis on the words with IRC
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<lunacrow> nobody makes porn for women
<lunacrow> ever
<lunacrow> when have you ever seen any
<Destruya> Actually, one woman did.
<lunacrow> one woman
<Destruya> I can't remember the name.
<lunacrow> exactly
<lunacrow> yet women look at porn
<Destruya> http://www.royalle.com/
<lunacrow> "As you peruse my various pages, you'll not only find my catalog of couples movies with a woman's touch, you'll also read about my thoughts on sex, romance, eroticism and life in general."
<lunacrow> i already know these movies will suck
<Destruya> hahahah
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Quote: 84294; Rating: 57; [+|-]
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<Numloxx> hmmm, wonder if i should have chinese tonight
<Numloxx> yeah... a bit of shaved asian would feel good :)
<Numloxx> i mean.. umm... sweet and sour pork..
<Numloxx> wait.. i meant.. umm.. satay chicken and fried rice :)
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<Ibuki> D: my mom looks like she's in her twenties
<Ibuki> it scares me
<Ibuki> so don't fuck my mom!!!!!!!! >_<
<Fei> cool I'll be your new step dad
<tm2> I'm gonna put that on bash.org
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<boyd> mmm, he said he's now a linux whore as well as an amd one
<saba> rofl
<saba> what a slutty combo. an OS for people who dont use deoderant with a CPU for people who can't afford deoderant
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Quote: 84306; Rating: -41; [+|-]
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<j0ori> who's a decent shell provider?
<Nadir> your mother
<Nadir> i "telnetted" into her "ftp" last night
<Nadir> mwaha, being subtle rocks.
* Mode: (+b) *!*@vw4800.optusnet.com.au (By: j0ori) (Match: Nadir)
* You were kicked from #hackers by Dumb (Banned)
-> -j0ori- mwaha. i must admit, she is fairly "lag free". good thing i was using "SSH" - you can never have too much protection from "virii" these days.
-> -j0ori- and when she reached "/root"? ohhh, that explosion sent thousands of files to "/dev/null" as i proceeded to "upload" 100000000000 "1 byte files made in vi"
-> -j0ori- took a fair bit of kleenex to "purge /root of the unused files" though
-> -j0ori- oh, tell her that her 5 cents is on the fridge too
-> -j0ori- we didnt really talk much .. she was too busy screaming
-> -j0ori- allow me to impersonate
-> -j0ori- <j0oris's mum> OHHHHHHHHH NADIR HARDER, OHHHHH YES, MORRRRRRREEEEEEE, AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
-> -j0ori- *gasms*
-> -j0ori- i shudder at the thought.. 'twill be nice "logging back in" under "root" tonight.
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<`Khan> My mate just called me up and says 'my mum just walked into my room and goes for god sake open the window and stop playing with yourself'
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<Iceblast>: would you enjoy sucking a hot girls clit if it grew to the size of a small penis?
<Iceblast>: and if it grew erect so that the tip was right next to her anus
<Iceblast>: just after she'd had a shit - and some was caught in the butt hairs that she has
<Iceblast>: but remember, aside from that she's the hottest girl in the world
<ankis>: FUCK OFF!
<Iceblast>: hahahahahahha - you know you would
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FyreDefyre> i always take the side off my case so it doesnt overheat
<diStriCt|sleep> really?
<diStriCt|sleep> does that work?
<FyreDefyre> yes
<diStriCt|sleep> wouldnt the stuff fall outta it?
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<loquacious> my sleeping pattern is stochastic, okay? go masticate some waboflex!
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<AnBolb> I know this girl who's really sweet and nice and pretty and everything so yesterday I wrote a story about how I threw her off a balcony for a laugh, but then I felt bad and deleted it. True.
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<Kel> [kel@purgatory~]% sudo cp ~rick/newshots ~kel/.
<Kel> cp: cannot stat `/home/rick/newshots': No such file or directory
<Kel> [kel@purgatory~]% oh wait
<Rick_Hunter> newshot, not newshots :P
<Kel> typo
<Rick_Hunter> lol.
<Rick_Hunter> [kel@purgatory~]% oh wait
<Rick_Hunter> ^_^
<Kel> huh?
<Kel> you punk, you screen'd my terminal didn'cha? :P
<Rick_Hunter> I what?
<Kel> how'd you know I did that?
<Rick_Hunter> You pasted it. :P
<Kel> I did?
<Kel> oh
<Kel> ha ha ha
<Rick_Hunter> bash.org
<Rick_Hunter> ^_^
<Kel> no!
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Quote: 84333; Rating: 125; [+|-]
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* dbzfreak pokes javabie
* javabie fights back by talking javabieish
<@javabie> hy
<@javabie> how r u
<@javabie> asl
<@javabie> ??????????????????/??//?/?????????????
<@javabie> ?
<@javabie> ???????????///
<@dbzfreak> ..*DIES*
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froovgloobular: I SO NEED more holes :-(
froovgloobular: in my ears.
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<slippy> wtf is this shit on bbc1
<slippy> how on earth do you prevent friendly fire?
<slippy> don't fight with the americans?
<slippy> hrhrhr
<doggie^> hahah
<doggie^> maybe if we painted all our military equipment red white and blue
<doggie^> they would be so overcome with patriotism they wouldnt be able to blow us up
<slippy> lol
<slippy> paint golden arches on all the tanks
<slippy> then a little sign under saying "this is not a drive-thru, you dopey obese fools"
<doggie^> hahaha
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<drunkers> u arab?
<Zelbinian> Nope.
<drunkers> good
<Zelbinian> Irish, French, and English.
<drunkers> geez
<drunkers> u moms a whore
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<CaMR0N> why does everyone call me cumron?
<drunkers> probably and honest mistake
<CaMR0N> but everyone?
<drunkers> did you tell them you were gay?
<CaMR0N> yes cause im honest with everyone
<drunkers> maybe its not an honest mistake then
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<drunkers> is your real name gabe?
<Gabe-33> yes
<drunker> ever concider killing your parents with a shovel?
<Gabe-33> no
<drunker> concider it
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Quote: 84409; Rating: 128; [+|-]
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<wizards23> anyone get the game madden 2003 from k-mart like me ?
<drunkers> dont ever say that out loud
<wizards23> what that i got madden?
<drunkers> no that you shop at k-mart
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<Killzig> you guys want to hear something fucked up i did at work today, which I blame all of you for -- by the way
<Insane-Lark> sure
<Dan`> ?
<Killzig> I faxed a quote to a client and wrote "K THX BYE" on the bottom
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