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<dm0n3y> ----------------fags type below this line----------------------
<Vondi> Aiee
<dm0n3y> GG VONDI
<dm0n3y> wait, shit
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<castironpants>Everyone's mad at me because I faked an orgasm...
<castironpants>...In the middle of a teen pregnancy seminar...
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<Zwitta|d4_P41N> I should be voiced in here
<[-FcG-]SoylentGreen> you can be if you give me money
*** ChanServ sets mode: +v Zwitta|d4_P41N
<Zwitta|d4_P41N> Thx for voice ChanServ
<Zwitta|d4_P41N> aha
<Zwitta|d4_P41N> ...there we go
<[-FcG-]SoylentGreen> damn chanserv ruining my retirement plans
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<prawn> i bet your array of games consoles and ability to buy wrestling PPVs makes you really popular
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<Deimos> wtf random girls are msging me in icq
<Deimos> must be mating season
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*** SyKnight ([email protected]) has joined the channel
<UrbnLgnd> :)
*** SyKnight has left the channel
<UrbnLgnd> i guess I have an ugly face
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<Jens> JESUS WHAT THE FUCK
<Jens> Spam mail from goatporn.com >_<
<Liam> Jens
<Liam> There are only lesbians making out
<Liam> On Goatporn.com
<Jens> Oh.
<Jens> Whew.
<Jens> ...
<D> Leave it to Liam to go there and actually come back disappointed.
<Jens> Why the fuck did you check that?
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<FLB> Are you in the mood for some gaming?
<Ouroboros> Uh huh.
<FLB> Cause I should be finished in a reasonable amount of time.
<FLB> So you have more or less two options.
<FLB> A) You leave me an IP address, and I join you later.
<FLB> B) You simply wait for my return, at which point game specifics are worked out, and we commence.
<Ouroboros> C) I find a game, don't tell you the IP, and we never hook up.
<FLB> D) I hunt you down and kill you.
<Ouroboros> E) Ow.
<FLB> F) Somehow we manage to accomplish all of the above.
<Ouroboros> G) Not likely, but ok.
<FLB> H) I know, but it was an idea.
<Ouroboros> I) pick B)
<FLB> J) I have to scroll up, please hold.
<Ouroboros> K)
<FLB> L)OL
<FLB> M)an this is getting old.
<Ouroboros> N)o kidding.
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<cranefist> i love it when cool bands cover madonna
<zed> So that way you don't have to admit that you like Madonna?
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<NYCchica4EvA> cristal? like the champagne?
<sKratch> no like the meth
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<Meyow> remember back in 1996
<Meyow> when you used to think about 2000
<Meyow> and get all these space suits
<Meyow> you know why its not like that
<Meyow> I blame IRC
<Meyow> :P
<Meyow> more chatting then thinking
<Meyow> like what 80% of the world uses IRC now
<Meyow> "you have joined #sony"
<Meyow> "so what should our next product be"
<Meyow> "how about space suitS?"
<Meyow> * idiot has been kicked by boss (your fired)
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<roboman20> +_&----~~=
<@MansoN> &----~~ looks like a handicap dude flying backwards while jizzing lol
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<DesPlesda> Dammit, I got turned down for a blind date with the excuse "I think we should see other people".
<Hugh> Yikes.
<DesPlesda> Somehow she picked up on my geekness from just my voice. Scary.
<DesPlesda> Maybe I shoudln't have started with 5 minutes of heavy breathing.
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systemtek: im just looking at my bids on ebay
systemtek: brb
gino220576: k
gino220576: what u bidding for
systemtek: a router
gino220576: for drilling holes ?
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[Rictor] 1f j00 (4n 1234d 7|-|15, j00 n33d 70 937 |41d
[ArchDemon] *sob* so true.
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<|Asriel> How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?
<|Asriel> Two, one to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis
<|Asriel> I mean ladder!
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<amiel> i got a new reality show
<amiel> a chick has unprotected sex with 10 or so guys while she's ovulating, 9 months later a camera crew goes and ruins each guys life
<amiel> we could call it remember me, or sexual roulette
<amiel> or find a bunch of people who are related and don't know it, hook them up, and expose their incest
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<Aegis> You know what's REALLY freaky about the game Black & White?
<Aegis> When you're helping these guys in the beginning build their boat...
<Aegis> They want meat to eat along the way, right? No problem.
<Aegis> Well...when you give a sheep to them they're like "Oooh, a sheep. Sheep have many uses...thank you."
<Aegis> Makes me wonder...
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<eddy> when the nurse was trying to guess how many units of alcohol I drank a week it was like playing higher or lower
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(@Noodles`) i got my cdkey from a ebay photo of somebody selling q3
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<danamania> pfft. exploding batteries. once again a PC manufacturer copies something apple was doing YEARS ago
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<viro|work> i remember my birth
<viro|work> it sucked :(
<regener8ed> i remember your conception
<regener8ed> it rocked
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<lude> Are they streaming the superbowl anywhere?
<@WinX> yes.
<@WinX> http://your-fucking-tv/
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<Sil> WHY CAN'T I BE DEPRESSED ON MY OWN?! Everyone else gets depressed and pissy when i'm down......grrr......
<Elfasi> The key to being depressed on your own, is to go away and be alone and not tell anyone about it :)
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<Karate|Superbowl> i hate on football they always assume u know all the colors and which team name and team city they go with :|
<Karate|Superbowl> cuz for scores tehy just show like a pic and the number
<@Azhrarn> I hate on football how they always have like 10-15 minutes of crap in between all the good commercials
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<CheeseSteakJim> i like porn because it doesnt laugh at my penis
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Number 3 Rugger: bitch fuck 1080
onkeybutt87: is that a skateboard trick?
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<AL9000> I'm gonna make my girlfriend a valentine with the goatse man on it, and it will have a caption that reads "I love you thiiisss much!"
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<Raekwon> Matrix 2: "Hey Neo, let's go for a walk" **CRAZY MATRIX MUSIC** camera angles all over the place, approx time to walk one block 25 minutes
<BlurryMystr> haha, well yeah. It's the Matrix.
<BlurryMystr> Nothing ever happens plainly in the Matrix.
<Tituba> tying shoes
<Raekwon> just like The Bible
<Tituba> breathing
<Teegus> "Neo! walk the dog" *Kung foo dog shitting action*
<BlurryMystr> Neo: "Boy, this burger looks good." *agents leap up, try to steal the burger, Neo has to fight them off while eating fries*
<Teegus> neo dodges fries leaving onion ring trails
<Tituba> after he finishes killing them all he mutters "now that's done my way"
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<[Basil]Ruger> WHO IN THE FUCK USED MY CUM CLEAN UP RAG AS A GODDAMNED OIL RAG?
<[Basil]Ruger> FUCKING NASTY SHIT
<[Basil]Ruger> NOW I HAVE A NIGGER DICK
* [Basil]Ruger screams loudly
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<[bM]DrFunk-404-> i talked for 4 hours, to my anti-drug girlfriend
<[bM]DrFunk-404-> stoned off my ass
<[bM]DrFunk-404-> she didnt suspect nothing
<[bM]DrFunk-404-> im like "everyone here is wasted and toasted"
<[bM]DrFunk-404-> she is like You arent i hope
<[bM]DrFunk-404-> im like Nope!
<[bM]DrFunk-404-> oh man, i should be an actor
<LoZel> no you shouldnt
<[bM]DrFunk-404-> yes
<LoZel> no dude you cant even make text beleivable
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<bytraper> what network does kazaa run on?
<OpsuPup> the internet
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<wip3out|isthekeymaster>fuck, i knew it... the one time I wanted pizza and it happens to be super bowl sunday, and now PapaJohns.com is getting DOSed by fat football fans.
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( LiNKz ) I need to grab a good copy of Win2k server
( SpiritMaster ) my friend had it but during installation it scared him so he installed win me again
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*** Rossy is now known as Rossy|Married
<Rossy|Married> ullo
<StoneColdSpider> u poor bastard Rossy
<Rossy|Married> thanx StoneColdSpider I still see you must be having a successful relationship with you PC
<StoneColdSpider> oh i am indeed we are expecing a palm pilot anyday now
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<tinker> ok i can't do my man right... i try to man man and it don't work i mean i installed from rpm by tar -RPM package.bz2 can anyone help it just crashes and says stuff to me
<soroh6> haha
<Threed> for help on doing your man, try gaysRus.com
<soroh6> he can't do his man right
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<boster> what is a good crapy digital camera
<ares> the oxymoron 500
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<Thermy> CE is both a pain and a pleasure to work with, like sex with a teenager
<tom> you can only make jokes about sex with teenagers if you arent fucking one i think
<Thermy> who made those rules?
<Hocho> jesus, lord of atlantis
<Eskimo> that guy owes me five bucks
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<D3adlode> I was a mistake you jackass
<Quasar> We all got birth certificates, d3 got an apology letter from durex
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<+MegamanX2K> They shoulda advertised UT03 at the super bowl
<@Tenchimaru_Draconis> heh
<+MegamanX2K> who needs Football when you have BOMBING RUN!
<+MegamanX2K> <Jerry_Rice> YOU BLEED BETTER THAN YOU PUNT!
<Tenchimaru_Draconis> heh
<MegamanX2K> with all the interceptions Tampa Bay made, John Madden shoulda yelled out "RrrrrrrrrrrrrRAMPAGE!"
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<Way> its all the same to you tho
<Way> u just stick it in his ass anyways ..
<Way> boy or girl
<Hiro> true
<Hiro> but with girls you can go front then flip over and pretend its a boy
<Hiro> double the fun
<Hiro> and boys squirm too much
<Hiro> Imean I want a bit of a fight but not while IM concentrating
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Kit-Fox> YAY! i found some food!
elroy{K}> yay! kill it!
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<slinky> i ordered a pizza
<slinky> the pizza guy came and brought the pizza, he said: "there was no address, but i figured it was for you"
<slinky> maybe i order too regularly or something
<thokky> slinky heh
<_mrT> slinky i ordered pizza on the weekend
<thokky> sounds a bit like mrT
<_mrT> and pizza service boss himself dleivered it
<_mrT> and started smalltalk..
<_mrT> "you havent ordered in quite some time.."
<_mrT> me: "i was on holidays"
<_mrT> "oh where did you go to?"
<_mrT> etc for 5mins
<_mrT> i was like WTF heh
<thokky> _mrT you are the one what makes their business profitable
<thokky> heh
<slinky> good customer relations :)
<_mrT> hehe
<slinky> it's probably a cover for mafia to wash money
<thokky> "hey i heard mrT moved into city, theres market for pizza delivery place"
<slinky> so now you're friends with the Family :)
<thokky> yeah
<thokky> and they start to call you Nicky Foureye
<slinky> i think i definitely should not eat so much pizza
<thokky> or Fat-Tony
<slinky> haha
<slinky> Squeaky-Vinnie
<thokky> hehe yea
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<chojin> i love reading the bottom quotes on bash.org
<chojin> they're so funny
<chojin> i mean, even niggers know they're funny
<djay_> !
<chojin> well, they would, if they could read the quotes
<chojin> dumb niggers
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<Ig[AtWork]> For your pleasure...bad quotes:
<Ig[AtWork]> Hec-1: I got the japanese version of the bang bus
<Ig[AtWork]> Last_blade: lol
<Ig[AtWork]> Last_blade: I bet the japanese version of bang bus is called... "SUPER FUN RALLY BANG BUS GO GO GO!!! Make Happy strange girl!"
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<deathscout> did she like its size?
<Medic911> not at first. It grew on her
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<zamros> WHEN I SAW IT I WANTED TO SHIT MY PANTS
<zamros> THEN I REALIZED I WAS ON THE TOILET
<zamros> SO I JUST SHIT RIGHT THERE
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<grem> i even told my engrish teacher my dog ate my homework so i was forced to gut it
<grem> but it was half digested so she owed me a dog
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<ChompyGator> every time you tell a lie, it makes the baby Jesus cry..
<Flirbnic> But Jesus isn't a baby any more
<Flirbnic> He's a corpse
<Oberfeldwebel> OMG HE DIED?!?!?!!?
<Oberfeldwebel> My thoughts and prayors go out to the christ fammily.
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<^catalyst> we're a bunch of geeks, we collectively know everything.
<WhiteyFord> yeah.. some of us even know how to get laid
<Redback> im sure a large majority know how WhiteyFord
<Redback> its just some strugle with the prerequsites
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