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<MoeFugger> shit, when i go back to my high school, i feel like r kelly at the playground
<PhD> are you sure thats not the elementry school you frequent?
<MoeFugger> :|
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Quote: 62922; Rating: 233; [+|-]
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<prevyet> in my search for martial arts-related channels on Undernet I came up with 5 white supremist channels and one martial arts channel run by a white supremist
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Quote: 62981; Rating: 677; [+|-]
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<DarkMistress> I'm so goth that when I was a toddler, I didn't cry over spilled milk, I MOURNED it.
<DarkMistress> I'm so goth I have a fishnet umbrella
<open24hours> I'm so goth my wrists slash themselves.
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Quote: 62988; Rating: 1708; [+|-]
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<RushMore> fuck yuo
<RushMore> fuck yuo
<RushMore> fuc kyou
<Diablo1399> okay rushmore, you've tried to say "fuck you" 3 times now
and you still can't get it
<RushMore> twice
<RushMore> the seconds was a repeat of the first
<Diablo1399> whatever, you're still retarded
<RushMore> fukc you
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Quote: 63048; Rating: 3199; [+|-]
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<AndrewLB_in_Chise> My mom saw me walking downstairs to the comp room with a box of kleenex and she just gave me this look. -.- I've never felt so dirty in my life...
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Quote: 63049; Rating: 228; [+|-]
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* moktod attempts to disapear from work, like a fart in the wind
<moktod> fuck, i think they smelled me, my boss is coming over
<moktod> brb
* moktod hides under desk
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Quote: 63054; Rating: 180; [+|-]
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* kurt[A] is now known as kurt
* kurt was away, and is back from: life
<Vex> Who are you kidding kurt?
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Quote: 63064; Rating: 96; [+|-]
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< Scribble> Must be interesting to live with the animal that ruined your life.
< Scribble> ...
< Scribble> Ask any married guy.
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Quote: 63067; Rating: 165; [+|-]
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<+N-Bomb|Super_Pants> You know what I find funny...
<+N-Bomb|Super_Pants> Companies like Sony
<+N-Bomb|Super_Pants> Who produce the copy protected CDs...
<+N-Bomb|Super_Pants> Yet also produce things which can crack it
<@ketsugi|scanning> like marker pens?
<+N-Bomb|Super_Pants> CD-R drives
<@ketsugi|scanning> close enough
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Quote: 63068; Rating: -14; [+|-]
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<AlSkapone> It sounds like someone has sand in their Vagina.
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Quote: 63070; Rating: 74; [+|-]
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<@PrincessLeia2> hmm, see the problem with computer packrat'ism is i tend to keep all my computer documentation together, no matter what it is, so it comes to be 2003 and i find Myst install directions with my computer stuff
<@PrincessLeia2> yay for windows 3.1
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Quote: 63074; Rating: 50; [+|-]
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<doggie^> fuck me, muppet was actually on irc
<MS^Zealot> u make it sound like hes never on irc james
<doggie^> first time ive seen him on this year :P
<MS^Zealot> considering muppet is wired to his many machines its not shock
<doggie^> rofl
<MS^Zealot> i think muppets recliner is like the chairs rom matrix
<MS^Zealot> things goin into as many orifices as possible
<MS^Zealot> 5 in his ass
<MS^Zealot> etc
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Quote: 63076; Rating: 115; [+|-]
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<Affinity> yo
<Affinity> asl?
<ReGnIF> hey sup?
<ReGnIF> 16 m jhb u?
<Affinity> man i was gonna ask, can i ReGniF you backwards....
<ReGnIF> thast my surname
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Quote: 63077; Rating: 131; [+|-]
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<mindstorms> i do what i please and i please who i do.
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Quote: 63084; Rating: 561; [+|-]
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(doggie^): i would type that word, but i cant spell it
(doggie^): the one about getting pleasure from other people's misery
(slippy^): anal sex?
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Quote: 63085; Rating: 147; [+|-]
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<ecoli> my cock is so big whenever i try to stick it in a girl, it overwrites EIP and she core dumps on my bed. :(
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Quote: 63086; Rating: 413; [+|-]
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< PrincessLeia2> :q
< PrincessLeia2> oops
< TonicBH> what kind of face is that?
< PrincessLeia2> not a facey, I was trying to quit vim %(
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Quote: 63087; Rating: 860; [+|-]
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<flame> hmm when you have dialup, u download jpegs to wank over. when you have broadband you download mpegs to wank over... when you have 100mbit, u download DVD rips of pr0n films to wank over
<riski> when you have 14.4 you get laid irl.
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Quote: 63088; Rating: 494; [+|-]
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<JosephSpiros> just got Cable Modem
<JosephSpiros> I'm going a bit insane
<JosephSpiros> OMG
<JosephSpiros> CABLE MDOEM MEANS
<JosephSpiros> I CAN WAKE UP AT ANY TIME
<JosephSpiros> AND JUST BE ONLINE
<JosephSpiros> :D:D:D
<RangerRick> haha
<RangerRick> and more importantly... now your porn can MOVE!
<JosephSpiros> I KNOW!
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Quote: 63091; Rating: 174; [+|-]
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<sic_> where the fuck could i find some decent fucking wallpaper
<C4thY> home depot
<C4thY> hahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahhahhahah you walked right into that one dipshit
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Quote: 63093; Rating: 320; [+|-]
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<`RaSh> how do i install linux i got the cd and i dont see the setup.exe or install.exe
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Quote: 63148; Rating: 1765; [+|-]
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[@|Asriel] I just got a crazy telemarket call
[@|Asriel] an autoglass repair shop, asking if we had any damaged auto glass we'd like a free quote on
[@|Asriel] I wondered if that was a variant on "is your refrigerator running"
[@|Asriel] if I had broken glass, I'd do something about it
[@Mono] lol
[@|Asriel] not sit around hoping someone will call me up
[@|Asriel] 911 doesnt call you up randomly "We were wondering if anybody happens to be dying, traped, giving birth, or breaking into your home at the moment"
[@|Asriel] "I'm so glad you called, there's a guy holding a gun to my face"
[@Mono] rofl
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Quote: 63248; Rating: 286; [+|-]
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<[33rd-A]Ruger> i've actually considered assassination in order to get a girl
<Logic_BomB> your into necrophilia too eh?
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Quote: 63320; Rating: 916; [+|-]
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<tragic> i would seriously pay money, like... movie ticket prices (per incident), if there was a device that allowed people to teleport from one place to another during irc conversations. it would be all like
<tragic> <aZnb0i002> MAN FuK U ILL CUM 2 UR hUouSE and RaPE ur MOM biTCH ill FUCK you uP!
<tragic> <john> oh seriously? *warp*
<tragic> <john> hi
<tragic> <aZnb0i002> oh, hello there sir. i think you were talking to my brother a minute ago. however, he left me to give you his sincerest apologies and sends word that he hopes your mother is doing exceptionally well today
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Quote: 63352; Rating: 64; [+|-]
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<Spacer> just heard a funny story from my mom just now
<Spacer> she works as a teacher
<Spacer> and in one of her classes, it started to smell like dog poo
<Spacer> so she made everyone check their shoes, but they were all clean
<Spacer> so she went to the head of year
<Spacer> and got her to check everyones shoes
<Spacer> but they were all clean still
<Spacer> the smell was coming from the radiator area, so she asked the caretaker to check it out
<Spacer> while he was doing that, she sent everyone outside
<Spacer> but it still smelt in the corridor
<Spacer> and she traced the smell to some girl
<Spacer> and she checked her shoes, but they were clean
<Spacer> she goes "you smell a little whiffy today, go to the toilets and check yourself out"
<Spacer> so she walks off
<Spacer> and the smell goes
<Spacer> when she gets back, she goes to my mom
<Spacer> with a big smile on her face, and says "sorry miss, i poo'd my panties"
<Spacer> this is a year 11 girl, like 17 years old :P
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Quote: 63497; Rating: 231; [+|-]
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[|313|GTSR] i just rememberd i have test tomarrow
[|313|GTSR] i hate HS
(rAzor) You'd better pray it's not a spelling test. :
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Quote: 63505; Rating: 315; [+|-]
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<Nugget> hint: if you're going to mispel a word, choose a word that isn't "illeterate"
<Nugget> your dumb.
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Quote: 63755; Rating: 15; [+|-]
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Dr SpaZZo: LOLOOLL in the locker room at school
Dr SpaZZo: Theres this fat, mentally retarded kid who always asks us for pennies
Dr SpaZZo: and someone today gave him a quarter
Dr SpaZZo: so he started asking for quarters
Dr SpaZZo: On Monday someone's going to bring in a 500 dollar monopoly bill, and maybe some houses
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Quote: 63811; Rating: 2093; [+|-]
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<etoilet> i went into the D&D store cuz they had old capcom arcade booths for sale, and my girlfriend followed me in. All the guys were sitting at a table playing D&D, and this one long haired dude got up out of his seat, strode up to my gf, bowed and said "May I help you my lady?"
<crunchyfish> I don't know, man. That's pretty smooth. What was his charisma? 17? 18?
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Quote: 63886; Rating: 167; [+|-]
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<Maksim> bash: rtfm: command not found
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Quote: 64096; Rating: 765; [+|-]
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<clippy> 11:21pm up 42 days, 49 min, 2 users, load average: 0.03, 0.04, 0.00
<clippy> do you know how long it took me to get that uptime?
<Apollo-> clippy: About 42 days
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Quote: 64099; Rating: 369; [+|-]
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<Meyowith> 875 sparks one piston does
<Meyowith> on a v8
<Meyowith> doing 7000rpms
<CrazySpence> pfft
<CrazySpence> my hard drive does more RPM than that
<CrazySpence> lol
<Meyowith> but how much torque does your harddrive have
<Meyowith> :P
<nataku> more than a HONDA
<Meyowith> HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHHA
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Quote: 64118; Rating: 682; [+|-]
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<DunSnukIn> im starting to think aol isnt as good as they say
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Quote: 64123; Rating: 235; [+|-]
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<filefly> and she asked me "should i be worried?" i said "no, you wanna know what i think?"
<filefly> so i told her
<filefly> "...and the prospect of finding her perfect educational institution threatens to overwhelm her tiny brain"
<filefly> which normally would've made her laugh
<filefly> had i not left the letters "i" and "n" off of "brain"
* filefly bashes head on desk repeatedly
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Quote: 64125; Rating: 108; [+|-]
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<qta> hi ircop can you help me?
* qta is away (AutoAway After 10Secs.)
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Quote: 64138; Rating: 6; [+|-]
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<Espresso> you should wipe it down with some alcohol and shit just to be safe
<nas> you should give the same advice to your roommate when he gets back
<Espresso> naw, i was careful to stay on my side
<nas> of the bed?
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Quote: 64166; Rating: -6; [+|-]
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<imbezol> one thing about dvorak though... you never make typos because you're watching the screen all the time and never the keyboard
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Quote: 64168; Rating: 24; [+|-]
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<EvilN> i still dont get why water cooling doesnt fry the circuitry.
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Quote: 64169; Rating: 218; [+|-]
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Mace|brb has quit (COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.)
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Quote: 64184; Rating: 75; [+|-]
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<DigiBree> my uncle once took a huge length of dental floss and i asked him what he was doin with it...and he said he was going to floss between his bum cheeks......then he went into the bathroom :/
<Rake> lol thats just fucked :P
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Quote: 64252; Rating: 196; [+|-]
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<_anarchy> heheh
<_anarchy> about time
<Night`> took me a while, because i am special
<_anarchy> indeed
<jokes> Night, special isn't the word =)
<Night`> but it is the euphemism
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Quote: 64327; Rating: 865; [+|-]
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<IgnusDei> i hate my BROTHER
<IgnusDei> and MY SISTER
<Hyperian> i love your sister
<IgnusDei> no you wouldn't
<IgnusDei> oh sure the sex is great at first
<IgnusDei> but then she's such a bitch
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Quote: 64328; Rating: 220; [+|-]
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<Jester{work}> butt sex is like spinach , if you're forced to eat it when you're a kid you wont like it as an adult.
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Quote: 64347; Rating: 556; [+|-]
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<power> so are there really no people here who have the Avril Lavigne CD?
<power> dammit
<power> back to the old fashioned way of pirating
<bored> power, you're going to put on an eye patch and sail the seven seas?
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Quote: 64445; Rating: 619; [+|-]
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<timmo> i remember when my art teacher the first day of class
<timmo> first day of highschool
<timmo> made us write a a one page essay
<timmo> on
<timmo> "WHY PORN IS NOT ART"
<timmo> i think thats what set the mood for me hating him for the rest of my highschool career
<timmo> so i wrote one on why i thought porn was art
<timmo> and got 0 for it
<timmo> i shrugged it off though
<arse-poet> so why was porn art
<arse-poet> according to your essay
<timmo> i dont know
<timmo> i think it had something to do with airbrushing
<arse-poet> lol
<timmo> i cant really remember
<jestuh> lol
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Quote: 64732; Rating: 754; [+|-]
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[StrikeBot] 65. Who sought to create The Great Society?
[StrikeBot] Here's a hint: L__do_ ____s__
[Chevelle] bhudda
[Video] Lando Calrisian
[MinuS] lando calrisian
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Quote: 64745; Rating: 361; [+|-]
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<egg> I said I was back with Cake. I never said there was enough for everyoone
<Diet_Crack> IM ETHIOPIAN.. POOR, HUNGRY, NOW GIVE ME CAKE
<kooshy> didn't napster teach you anything about sharing?
<egg> Yes.
<egg> Don't.
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Quote: 64779; Rating: 274; [+|-]
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<@TreeSquid> i wonder what percentage of people jerk off at work....
<@TreeSquid> i know i used to
<SLiVeR> I never did
<cokey> i used to
<cokey> when i worked at the daycare....
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Quote: 64802; Rating: 693; [+|-]
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<Thom> How can a guy be offended by male nudity?
<Thom> Did you have trouble showering?
<Thom> OH FUCK OH FUCK ITS A PENIS
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Quote: 64854; Rating: 161; [+|-]
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<Gobi> know what's better than pasta?
<Feat> pornography
<Gobi> more pasta!
<Gobi> ...and that
<Feat> porn pasta?
<Gobi> porno-getti
<Feat> ravi-hole-ey
<Feat> hmm
<Gobi> hmm indeed
<Gobi> heh heh heh
<Gobi> we could market to all the college dropouts in Canada and make billions off their unspent student loans!
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