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<SteamedHams> anyway i have a question about the US
<+firehawk> sure man
<SteamedHams> if you drop a watermelon off the empire state building, does it get eaten by negroes before it hits the ground?
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Quote: 65112; Rating: 201; |
<Turd_Ferguson> static he is also a digital gangster
<static> digital gangster?
<static> wtf does that mean?
<static> he haf a digital crew of thugs?
<static> a shit load of 1's and 0's?
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Quote: 65120; Rating: 4657; |
<tumult> well that was like the coolest class period i've ever had
<lasombra> tumult ?
<tumult> this kid asks me for a dollar so he can get something from a vending machine
<tumult> i tell him i don't have one (truth)
<tumult> he says bullshit
<tumult> i tell him to fuck off
<tumult> he stands up and punches me in the face three times
<tumult> sits back down
<tumult> teacher doesn't notice/care
<tumult> so blood is pouring out onto my desk
<tumult> from my lip
<tumult> i turn to the girl next to me and say
<tumult> "hey, can i use one of the tissues jammed into your bra?"
<zyko^> what did she do?
<tumult> punched me in the face
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Quote: 65174; Rating: 74; |
<an_ass733> How do you tell if your roommate is gay? When his dick tastes like shit.
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Quote: 65175; Rating: 254; |
<Clutch-Dialup> You're like a guy who says to his beautiful girlfriend, "I think we should see other people." And is surprised when she says "Great!!" Then you have to watch her enjoying herself with a multitude of studs, while you play D&D with your geeky friends.
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Quote: 65215; Rating: 361; |
<DoctorRiff> i hear that every year the piro comes out of his hole in the ground and if he sees his shadow we will have 6 more weeks of delayed comics
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Quote: 65222; Rating: 235; |
<Minion> I think I might have genital herpes.
<Minion> Holy fucking shit
<Minion> Why does herpes.com have a dating service?
<Minion> "I got genital herpes! Better go spread it!"
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Quote: 65225; Rating: 603; |
<stout> :D\-<
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<stout> :D|>
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Quote: 65230; Rating: 225; |
<Nimduin> Holy fucking shit.
<Nimduin> http://www.mclaren4sale.com/main.html
<Match> Bet you could get that girl you're always talking about in that car.
<sede> Yeah, the bitch couldn't dodge me in that sweet ride, I'd wear her like a hood ornament
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Quote: 65256; Rating: -83; |
NotSpudBoy : http://www.bash.org/?5259
FishingForCoins : haha
FishingForCoins : What's this?
NotSpudBoy : Just a site with a whole bunch of chat quotes.
FishingForCoins : ...
FishingForCoins : http://www.bash.org/?1964
NotSpudBoy : God we're geeks.
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Quote: 65530; Rating: 801; |
<lav> pandas are black and white, lamer
<lav> that bear is solid grey
<Zhuzhen> hey Lav, join #avaxx for a sec.
<lav> ok?
<Zhuzhen> no one in there?
<Zhuzhen> yeah, that's the room of people that care.
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Quote: 65579; Rating: 147; |
[+]Kamz|gawne> i wont talk to you unless ur keyboard drivers are open source
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Quote: 65595; Rating: 797; |
<MrFixIt> kekekekekekekeke zerg rush ^____^
<MrFixIt> That's all the Korean I know
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Quote: 65605; Rating: 165; |
<druid> orgies, are they like birthday parties?
<Deimos> what? the older you get the less fun they become?
<druid> Deimos: it's like some old couples try to spice up their dimming sex life with nudism
<druid> but end in a situation "can you please remove your saggy breast from my coffee
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Quote: 65618; Rating: 101; |
<Baker> They look like they wouldn't exactly be intulectials though :D
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Quote: 65655; Rating: 147; |
<Tramtrist> anyone seen vaun?(fucko?)
<Tramtrist> someone post on vn and tell him to get in here pzl(plz)
<Mardom> i saw him giving sexual favors to men
<Tramtrist> k
<Tramtrist> anyone not a complete tard see him?
<Mardom> haha
<Mardom> good luck finding one of those in here
<Tramtrist> yeah ;/
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Quote: 65665; Rating: 1306; |
<@Hinkey> !addban *!*@*.com
* ChanServ sets mode: -oo Hinkey|dual|sleep CannibalCorpse|server
* ChanServ sets mode: -o Urban
* ChanServ sets mode: -oo wacko Hinkey
* ChanServ sets mode: -o D3adlode
* ChanServ sets mode: -vv deyja Ed|shower
* ChanServ sets mode: -vv mr_P`gone Puck
* ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@*.com
* CannibalCorpse|server was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Ed|shower was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* deyja was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Hinkey|dual|sleep was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* this_is_the_clown was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* DaJoob was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Tragik was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Urban was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Puck was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Creutzfeld|away was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* TheSkaarj-corner was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* mr_P`gone was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* BOLL was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Quasar was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* jake^the^cake was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Hinkey was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* diamond-optic|mapping was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* wacko was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* D3adlode was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
<+Frie|mapping> MO - MO - MO - MONSTERKILL !!!!
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Quote: 65669; Rating: 199; |
<love`mouse> OMFG
<love`mouse> I hope that's chocolate on my pillow
<Dislexic> :/
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Quote: 65672; Rating: 103; |
<Shinji> You get martin luther king day off because it's symbolic of black people not working
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Quote: 65674; Rating: 155; |
<Deke> i want impossible creatures
<[Fang]> go to a cheap strip club
<Deke> ..
<Deke> they sell computer gamers at strip clubs now?
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Quote: 65677; Rating: 543; |
[12:10] <KeeperX> Uptime: 1w 6d 30m 27s 74ms
[12:10] <KeeperX> that is what you can do with windows uptime, boys and girls.
[12:54] <KeeperX> HOLY SHIT, THE COMPUTER'S ON FIRE!
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Quote: 65681; Rating: 83; |
<FrAuStY|wirk> why is it.. condom only cover your dong? I mean.. your balls are steadily slapping some wet dripping poontang
<Thordic> Your balls dont have a dirty juice entry point
<C_Mayhem> if she bites they do....
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Quote: 65693; Rating: 929; |
<@Blaxthos> can anyone see this ?
<@heath> no
<@jsb> no
<@Blaxthos> good
* Blaxthos heads to the women's locker room
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Quote: 65700; Rating: -5; |
<fro> get dub war vs panacea - strike it.mp3 too, you'd like that
<fro> when I say 'like' I mean it will make you cry
<fro> and not in a good way
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Quote: 65714; Rating: 602; |
(azzkicker) chan ops chan ops whatchta gonna do whatcha gonna do when they kickban you
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Quote: 65722; Rating: 380; |
<danhon> So, I'm eating a banana
<danhon> And I can't stop thinking "You haven't had sex in 10,000 years"
<Cringer> A quick google search will show that that's not true.
<Cringer> Bananas just haven't had sex with any other bananas in 10,000 years.
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Quote: 65729; Rating: 67; |
<CamaroSS> can you "upgrade" your power supply?
<CamaroSS> in your house, that is
<[Fang]going|postal> um, no
<CamaroSS> as in pay them to make your power supply better
<frink> wtf
<[Fang]going|postal> your house doesn't have a power supply
<CamaroSS> then it isn't my dad's cheapness?
<[Fang]going|postal> lolol
<frink> your power supply in your house HAHA
<CamaroSS> well, my dad wired the power in my basement
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Quote: 65749; Rating: 985; [+|-]
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<Neon[UK]>im considering using redhat as my desktop pc
<Neon[UK]>its just so much better
<Neon[UK]>windows error: OMFG THERZZ AN ERRROR!!111 WTF??!?!?!
<Neon[UK]>linux error: hello there, you have an error. here's a detailed list of whats gone wrong and he's how to fix it, would you like some coffee?
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Quote: 65778; Rating: 236; |
<bludot> and then i said that the deadline for the oxford coding competition was valentines day, they were like, "do you geeks have weird alternative holidays for every thing?"
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Quote: 65803; Rating: 377; [+|-]
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<Kazeuri> That would roxor to live in a cave back in the day. I would still rather be a pirate though.
<Kazeuri> I guess I have to settle for internet pirate. Yarrr, sail the seven ISPs.
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Quote: 65829; Rating: 238; |
< mctaylor> you want to use outlook?
<@nt_> erm, yes
<@nt_> why
< mctaylor> um, well bug ridden, slow, memory hog, mta client that doesn't follow RFCs...
<@nt_> good point, i'll just migrate the entire company across the globe to Pine/Mutt and then code some nice GroupWare functionality into it
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Quote: 65840; Rating: 115; |
<afropik> hmm
<afropik> I want to make a picure that says "mad-x, shut the fuck up or I will find a big group of men to rape you"
<afropik> but I'm afraid to type "rape" into the google image search
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Quote: 65848; Rating: 302; |
<Xar^> they're like ... 13 year olds in underwear.
<Xar^> something's not quite right here.
<PACHUKA> yeah, they're wearing underwear
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Quote: 65849; Rating: 204; |
<{EDF}SS> and you can send files to people at 160kB/s?
<{EDF}SS> or kb/s?
<DRoawn> no they can download from me
<DRoawn> that fat
<DRoawn> fast
<{EDF}SS> so.....there's a difference between you sending files to people and them downloading from you?
<DRoawn> yesd
<DRoawn> yes*
<{EDF}SS> ....I.....see......
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Quote: 65859; Rating: 191; |
<Uber_DM> you know your bad when you are juggling with one hand, and typing with the other!
<Vang> ...
<Ming> heh
<Vang> Please tell me that you are not juggling two balls...
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Quote: 65876; Rating: 1075; |
<worldie> I just blew my load
<W13> ugh I cant believe I ate the whole thing. 8(
<miner> ......
<W13> oh crap that didnt come out right
<W13> I just ate a whole 12 inch pizza
<Marc> Surrrre ya did.
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Quote: 65904; Rating: 395; |
<Raspberry> i think seisures are like the unique and beautiful snowflakes of the dance world
<snipe> Raspberry: you're obviusly not epileptic then
<snipe> What do you call an epileptic on a bed of lettuce?
<Raspberry> *shrug*
<snipe> Seizure salad
* Raspberry groans
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Quote: 65919; Rating: 244; |
Tool2004: she said i seem "cuddly"
Espn0013: like a walrus
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Quote: 66161; Rating: 224; |
<b1u3> i hate those fat/ugly girls who go around wo bras like theyre playboy bunnies
<b1u3> them: 'im secure with my body!' me: 'im not'
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Quote: 66190; Rating: 92; |
<astrOdz> shouldn't you be at chruch?
<nistor> no lol
<astrOdz> you choose bsd over god?
<nistor> hrm hard choice
<astrOdz> well there is a devil on one side :)
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Quote: 66197; Rating: 216; [+|-]
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<Jay> the only annoying thing about Perl is there's always at least 10 ways to do the same thing =)
<Ashley> and half of those make absolutely no sense when you come back to the code 30 minutes later
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Quote: 66201; Rating: 385; |
<+SAB3> Wow, cool site
<RiPPeRke> the version that is running local is much better
<+SAB3> Give me the url
<RiPPeRke> http://localhost/alpha/news.php
<+SAB3> Doesn't work
<RiPPeRke> It works fine over here
<+SAB3> no dude, it doesn't work ...
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Quote: 66206; Rating: 134; [+|-]
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<downgrade> I should do something productive.
<downgrade> Is masturbation productive?
<downgrade> I guess it must be because it "produces" stuff
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Quote: 66208; Rating: 432; |
<Firemoth> Weird, My cat's got conjunctivitis in one of his eyes and i have to put like a jell type cream on his eye. He doesn't mind me puting it on there one bit, He just sits back and lets me squeeze it on. Doesn't flinch or anything.
<Agg> dude, he's been dead for 2 weeks now.
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Quote: 66210; Rating: 430; [+|-]
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<@Marc> However, I do have leather elbow-length gloves and knee high boots for general use.
...ten minutes of silence...
* @Marc jots that down in "Ways to kill a conversation volume 3"
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Quote: 66212; Rating: 1231; [+|-]
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<Skier`> oops
<Skier`> I just opened the door to let my cat in, and it wasn't my cat
<Skier`> there's a strange cat curled up on my couch now
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Quote: 66224; Rating: 52; |
<deepcut> whats with it your ftp ad saying saying ftp.fpsarchive.com: ?
<deepcut> thats not even a registered domain name
<GamezAFK> I'm using Serv-U
<GamezAFK> I just made up a domain name
<deepcut> hahaha
<deepcut> and you expect that to work?
<deepcut> idiot
<GamezAFK> I thought the registration stuff was just for HTTP sites
<GamezAFK> so what I gotta pay to register it or something?
<deepcut> well duh
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Quote: 66245; Rating: 235; |
<stig> LCST: do you have a crack?
<LCST> sure i do
<LCST> | |
<LCST> |( . )|
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<LCST> |__|__|
<stig> lol
<stig> um.. i mean for SecureCRT
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Quote: 66247; Rating: 91; |
<@The_Loser_Hyena> Bio was easy as breathing.
<+[1RB]sika> no way man
<+[1RB]sika> what are the parts of a chloroplast cell?
<@The_Loser_Hyena> Physics wasn't bad either.
<+[1RB]sika> come on tell me
<+Lee> The math part of physics killed me
<+Buchwald> oy, science talk. i'll come back when you guys are dumber
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