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(doggie^): im addicted to internet shopping or something
(slippy): me too
(slippy): i bought 5 internets the other day |
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<+AnimeFreak> X-Bahamut, did i have a fag count of 31?
<+AnimeFreak> err
<+AnimeFreak> frag
<@Tenchi> I'm sure your fag count is much higher. |
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<_mrT> hahah mate said baout the quote:
<_mrT> "how can it go -5? there arent any niggers mentioned.."
<doggie^> hah |
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<crunchyfish> The space shuttle Columbia walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, why do you look so down?" The shuttle says, "Oh, I just broke up with my crew." |
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<GC> What does NASA stand for?
<GC> Need Another Seven Astronauts |
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<meb> you never typo with dovakr |
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<adm> i should run for office
<adm> and my slogan will be this
<adm> "I DON'T CARE AT ALL ABOUT ANY OF YOUR PROBLEMS! :D"
<adm> with the smiley and everything
<ryu829> hey i cant log in through mirc
<adm> I DON'T CARE! :D |
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<Kitsa> heh, you want to see something funny, closed-caption the news.
<Kitsa> "twenty people were taken to the emergency room after touching debris"
<Kitsa> translates to
<Kitsa> "twently people were taken to emerge in see room after touching the brie."
<Kitsa> the deaf must think we're insane. |
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CHz16: So, I was trying to figure out why I keep playing Super Monkey Ball 2.
CHz16: Was it the puzzles? The action? The vibrant landscapes?
CHz16: And then I realized, I didn't need an excuse.
CHz16: You don't need to rationalize making monkeys encased in clear, plastic balls fall off a level into a lake of fiery death.
mactigerz: rofl
CHz16: I just hope the ASPCA doesn't find out. |
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<+Sketchee> I used to subscribe to this magazine: www.clubfreshmen.com/
<+TheWalls> im not clicking that link
<NSGuest-617> me neither
<+Sketchee> It's obviously college related.
<+Sumez> sounds like gay porn to me
<+Sumez> "fresh men"
<NSGuest-617> knowing sketchee, it is
<+Sketchee> Damn you all.
<+Sketchee> Sad part is you're right. |
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<Jihan_Xan> Or [P] in a dress, and his penis in my mouth. I am yelling "SUCK AMANDA, SUCK!" to him.
<Jihan_Xan> fuck
<Jihan_Xan> haha
<Jihan_Xan> I just dissed myself.
<[P]aradox> Yep, that you did.
<pumkin> lol Jihan!
<Jihan_Xan> I need to stop smoking crack.
<[P]aradox> The power of Christ compels you
<pumkin> I had to read that twice. |
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<Reaper_of_Souls> at the risk of sounding unbelievably gay, lace underware has more crotch space than you'd think |
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* PokeSmot pokes everyone to sleep
<+JohnTaSays> ur nick somehow makes me keep thinkin of smoke pot
<@Pyroman> ... |
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<Y> I dl'ed the Tatu video
<Fuzen> No one is going to remember them in a month, I guarantee you.
<Y> that's because everyone who listens to them now except for myself did so because they saw them make out in the video first
<Fuzen> Correct.
<Fuzen> That's the entire reason that they're popular.
<Fuzen> They make out in their video.
<Fuzen> I would advise them to continue this trend, but increase in gratuity each video. At that rate, they'll be fucking donkeys by their next album.
<Y> next video, "All the things she said club remix"
<Y> they take their clothes off and snowball in the rain
<Y> they get hardcore gangbanged in the video after that
<Fuzen> Then it's on to bukkake.
<Y> it'll be snuff porn by track 10, and there goes their careers
<Fuzen> I look forward to that day. |
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<Spike> Spam email title: "Did you get your dsjtlkasjt today?"
<Spike> Why no, no I did not. |
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<Burned> Its stuff like the Columbia shuttle disaster that really brings you down to earth |
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(@tgitm): I still think its funny when girls say "size doesn't matter"
(@tgitm): if that's the case, why are dildos never small but beautiful? |
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<ripper> I told u I was hardcore |
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<just4helpin> How did you guys get your ideas for user names?
<synth> i dunno
<Wrench> im a tool |
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<fnad> damn look at those spaceship quotes plummet on the QDB!
<grongy> SHIT!
<grongy> at this rate I'll never be able to find good nigger quotes again |
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<pb2k> im gonna rename man on unix to woman ... cause they think they know everything anyhoo
<Morpheus> and if you tell some-one to "grep their man for 'release'" non-technical people might look at you funny |
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(markut) that this was a bicycly accident
(@El-Ztevo) bicycly? does that mean it kinda involved bicycles? |
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<@LinuxGrrl> 'president bush, your popcorn burned. we have the fbi investigating the terrorist attack on your evening snack.' |
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<nullstar> i'm not criticizing, either.
<nullstar> well, i guess i am, but it's intended in a constructive manner
<nullstar> which is the good cholesterol of criticism. :) |
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<@DataBrokers> Wow I just some more skiers in Canada were caught up in another avalanche right near where those fellows died in one just last month.
<@DataBrokers> Those folks need to pay attention more it seems to me.
<crrj> Yes, teenagers, age 13-15 or so
<netnomad> It happened the day of the NASA barbeque.
<netnomad> They're just reporting it now, cuz the AP wire isn't as congested.
<@DataBrokers> OH, that's cold
<netnomad> No, actually it was kinda hot. |
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--> Sunny ([email protected]) has joined #gtk+
<Sunny> hello every one
<Sunny> can anyone tell me waht to choose QT or GTK+ |
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<bigcalm> are anal probes fun?
<Tesko> only if they are generious with the lube |
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<Drac|working> cool pizza,beer and my computer......this is the life
<Seth> Drac|working: that is the life of one who doesn't have a life ;) |
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(slippy): it's appauling
(slippy): :/
(doggie^): like your spelling.. |
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<Raspberry> I'm a "Businessman" i work for myself -- I do not sit in my parents basement and drink mountain dew all day while beating off to Princess Leah during the Jabba the Hutt scenes -- so I really don't relate to most "linux geeks" |
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<[Binary]> How do I block pornsites and stuff in Windows? My aunt just got a huge bill after her kids had been surfing. |
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<@lemming> i had my box for a while, and had to have replacement HDs twice, since they kept getting errors on them... the second time they sent a different make, 60gig, instead of the 40gig i had before... and it's noisy as fuck :/
<@lemming> still, if i turn my death metal up load enough i can't hear it, and that allows me to have 20 gigs more death metal than i could have had before... ;) |
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<Rafa> A Pirate walks into a bar.
<Rafa>The bartender says "Hey youve got a steering wheel in your crotch."
<Malkatov> The pirate says "Arrrr its driving me nuts" |
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<Mbwana> When i was 10 I was on a ferry and it was very windy out, so I decided to take an entire roll of toilet paper and see if I could let it all out into the wind and see if I could unroll the whole thing before it touched the water.
<Mbwana> It was quite amusing.
<Rialian> well? did you?
<Mbwana> Yes
<Rialian> hehehehe
<Mbwana> It looked very neat
<Qaulorn> you're easily amused too?
<Sealom> How far did it get before it hit the water?
<Mbwana> Of course I am, why do you think I'm on this channel?
<Qaulorn> how did it not tear? did you get the super absorbant quilted kind?
<Qaulorn> do you get the runs? share with us, we are here to help you
<Mbwana> Once I had the entire roll unraveled. I would estimate that it flew in the wind for about 1 1/2 minutes or so
<Qaulorn> was it patterned? or plain white?
<Mbwana> It plain
<Mbwana> Uh
<Mbwana> Minus the it
<Mbwana> People were awestruck at my amazing feat. People even videotaped it and took pictures of it.
<Sealom> I accuse you of lying. |
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<Noplex> So Herne, what is your New years resolution?
<Herne> To stop talking to you?
<Noplex> You broke that already.
<Herne> Oops |
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<slA>hmm, saw this on the QDB
<slA><MegaMechaMrEd> I saw a funeral hearse with "BBL" on the reg plate today. It was funny in a macabre sort of way.
<slA>There's a funeral company where I live, and one of their hearses' licence plates is "YUR NEXT" |
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<Beanie> so what should I play?
<DarkMSTie> adventure games
==Beanie fires up Zork
<DarkMSTie> I need a graphical interface
<Beanie> graphical shmaphical
<Beanie> the graphics are in your BRAIN!!! |
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<dirtyfrog> My life's ambition is to be quoted on bash.
<dirtyfrog> And that's the truth
<ap0c> That's really really sad. |
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<SMW> god damn.. I realy dont photograph well
<Peter> Actually, you photograph very well. Unfortunately, that's how you look in real life. |
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<Mayonaise> i wonder if the guy from police academy that makes noises can mimic a 56k modem handshake and complete a connection to a computer |
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<nolamerbro> i m god in cs
<nolamerbro> my shots are perfectly timed and geometrically placed right into peoples skulls
<Jtal> thats a fancy way of saying "AIMBOT"... |
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<Pieh0> whats wrong with handcuffs and a ball gag to make things fun
<[Clowneh]> nothing if u just got arrested....
<Pieh0> what?? |
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<jay> when i get married im gonna buy my wife a BMW 318, because they are really safe and yet sluggish enough for her not to cause any trouble
<adam> yeah? when i get married, im gonna take out a big life insurance policy on my wife and buy her a Hyundai Excel |
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<ShoveX> beerman would you have gay sex for 2 million dollars?
<@Beerman> with who
<@Beerman> and do I have to pay all at once
<@Beerman> or can I pay in instalments |
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<s0ul> all i know is, i know where the chloroform is in the lab now..... i'll have a date one way or the other for Valentine's Day |
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<whit> regardless that i like my womens to have badonkadonk asses
<whit> and drink 40s before i slam my big meat pole up there
<whit> nothing like the feeling that you are fucking one of those Big Arbys roast beef sandwiches with extra sauce. |
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<mspencer> but when people say it's impossible to travel faster than light, they're probably right.u00a0 Some extremely interesting and surprising things would have to happen before that could be wrong.
<Wataru> mspencer: like my getting laid?
<Biggy> EXACTALY
<Biggy> IMPROBABLE, BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE. JUST VERY CLOSE. |
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<Z> Swear to god..
<Z> These guinea pigs are like
<Z> Not even 6 months old
<Z> AND THEY LOST THEIR VIRGINITY LIKE 10000000000000000000000000 TIMES
<Z> ><;
<Incorrect> lol
<Incorrect> hjahahahahah
<Z> Now they're pissing me off..
<Z> I can't get one simple pussy
<Z> And they're hitting them like a batting cage |
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<freek> hey man, when i go to buy condoms, i'll be standing tall.u00a0 "TONIGHT.. I AM GETTING SOME." |
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