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Quote: 65256; Rating: -75; [+|-]
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NotSpudBoy : http://www.bash.org/?5259
FishingForCoins : haha
FishingForCoins : What's this?
NotSpudBoy : Just a site with a whole bunch of chat quotes.
FishingForCoins : ...
FishingForCoins : http://www.bash.org/?1964
NotSpudBoy : God we're geeks. |
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Quote: 65530; Rating: 827; [+|-]
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<lav> pandas are black and white, lamer
<lav> that bear is solid grey
<Zhuzhen> hey Lav, join #avaxx for a sec.
<lav> ok?
<Zhuzhen> no one in there?
<Zhuzhen> yeah, that's the room of people that care. |
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Quote: 65579; Rating: 178; [+|-]
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[+]Kamz|gawne> i wont talk to you unless ur keyboard drivers are open source |
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Quote: 65595; Rating: 836; [+|-]
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<MrFixIt> kekekekekekekeke zerg rush ^____^
<MrFixIt> That's all the Korean I know |
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Quote: 65605; Rating: 201; [+|-]
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<druid> orgies, are they like birthday parties?
<Deimos> what? the older you get the less fun they become?
<druid> Deimos: it's like some old couples try to spice up their dimming sex life with nudism
<druid> but end in a situation "can you please remove your saggy breast from my coffee |
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Quote: 65618; Rating: 120; [+|-]
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<Baker> They look like they wouldn't exactly be intulectials though :D |
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Quote: 65655; Rating: 190; [+|-]
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<Tramtrist> anyone seen vaun?(fucko?)
<Tramtrist> someone post on vn and tell him to get in here pzl(plz)
<Mardom> i saw him giving sexual favors to men
<Tramtrist> k
<Tramtrist> anyone not a complete tard see him?
<Mardom> haha
<Mardom> good luck finding one of those in here
<Tramtrist> yeah ;/ |
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Quote: 65665; Rating: 1337; [+|-]
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<@Hinkey> !addban *!*@*.com
* ChanServ sets mode: -oo Hinkey|dual|sleep CannibalCorpse|server
* ChanServ sets mode: -o Urban
* ChanServ sets mode: -oo wacko Hinkey
* ChanServ sets mode: -o D3adlode
* ChanServ sets mode: -vv deyja Ed|shower
* ChanServ sets mode: -vv mr_P`gone Puck
* ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@*.com
* CannibalCorpse|server was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Ed|shower was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* deyja was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Hinkey|dual|sleep was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* this_is_the_clown was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* DaJoob was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Tragik was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Urban was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Puck was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Creutzfeld|away was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* TheSkaarj-corner was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* mr_P`gone was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* BOLL was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Quasar was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* jake^the^cake was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Hinkey was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* diamond-optic|mapping was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* wacko was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* D3adlode was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
<+Frie|mapping> MO - MO - MO - MONSTERKILL !!!! |
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Quote: 65669; Rating: 230; [+|-]
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<love`mouse> OMFG
<love`mouse> I hope that's chocolate on my pillow
<Dislexic> :/ |
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Quote: 65672; Rating: 125; [+|-]
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<Shinji>u00a0 You get martin luther king day off because it's symbolic of black people not working |
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Quote: 65673; Rating: 261; [+|-]
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<kpearsall> AOL_MAN IN FULL EFFEKT BOYEEEZ
<kpearsall> DIE J00 ST00PID ASSFUX PONY NUGGET AUTOGREETS CLITJUICE ASS DOG LICKER
<austin> RAINBOW LAZER BEAMZ FR0M DE EYEZ
<cj_> je5uS <hr|57
<cj_> | a|\/| TE|-| <o[]l /\0L Du|)E I c@n leEtifY e\/3RY7HINg
<pexor> |-|0|`/ 5|-|17 1 r|_||3
<pexor> 819 u00a20>< p|z
<toast> cj_: burritos today?
<pexor> |)4|\|u00a21|\|9 u00a20u00a2|<5 p|z
* Added *!*@* to ignore list
<kinzillah`> sweet, sweet, silence |
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Quote: 65674; Rating: 177; [+|-]
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<Deke> i want impossible creatures
<[Fang]> go to a cheap strip club
<Deke> ..
<Deke> they sell computer gamers at strip clubs now? |
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Quote: 65677; Rating: 561; [+|-]
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[12:10] <KeeperX> Uptime: 1w 6d 30m 27s 74ms
[12:10] <KeeperX> that is what you can do with windows uptime, boys and girls.
[12:54] <KeeperX> HOLY SHIT, THE COMPUTER'S ON FIRE! |
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Quote: 65681; Rating: 104; [+|-]
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<FrAuStY|wirk> why is it.. condom only cover your dong? I mean.. your balls are steadily slapping some wet dripping poontang
<Thordic> Your balls dont have a dirty juice entry point
<C_Mayhem> if she bites they do.... |
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Quote: 65693; Rating: 1067; [+|-]
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<@Blaxthos> can anyone see this ?
<@heath> no
<@jsb> no
<@Blaxthos> good
* Blaxthos heads to the women's locker room |
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Quote: 65700; Rating: 19; [+|-]
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<fro> get dub war vs panacea - strike it.mp3 too, you'd like that
<fro> when I say 'like' I mean it will make you cry
<fro> and not in a good way |
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Quote: 65714; Rating: 635; [+|-]
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(azzkicker) chan ops chan ops whatchta gonna do whatcha gonna do when they kickban you |
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Quote: 65722; Rating: 416; [+|-]
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<danhon> So, I'm eating a banana
<danhon> And I can't stop thinking "You haven't had sex in 10,000 years"
<Cringer> A quick google search will show that that's not true.
<Cringer> Bananas just haven't had sex with any other bananas in 10,000 years. |
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Quote: 65729; Rating: 85; [+|-]
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<CamaroSS> can you "upgrade" your power supply?
<CamaroSS> in your house, that is
<[Fang]going|postal> um, no
<CamaroSS> as in pay them to make your power supply better
<frink> wtf
<[Fang]going|postal> your house doesn't have a power supply
<CamaroSS> then it isn't my dad's cheapness?
<[Fang]going|postal> lolol
<frink> your power supply in your house HAHA
<CamaroSS> well, my dad wired the power in my basement |
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Quote: 65749; Rating: 994; [+|-]
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<Neon[UK]>im considering using redhat as my desktop pc
<Neon[UK]>its just so much better
<Neon[UK]>windows error: OMFG THERZZ AN ERRROR!!111 WTF??!?!?!
<Neon[UK]>linux error: hello there, you have an error. here's a detailed list of whats gone wrong and he's how to fix it, would you like some coffee? |
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Quote: 65778; Rating: 271; [+|-]
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<bludot> and then i said that the deadline for the oxford coding competition was valentines day, they were like, "do you geeks have weird alternative holidays for every thing?" |
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Quote: 65803; Rating: 400; [+|-]
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<Kazeuri> That would roxor to live in a cave back in the day. I would still rather be a pirate though.
<Kazeuri> I guess I have to settle for internet pirate. Yarrr, sail the seven ISPs. |
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Quote: 65829; Rating: 267; [+|-]
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< mctaylor> you want to use outlook?
<@nt_> erm, yes
<@nt_> why
< mctaylor> um, well bug ridden, slow, memory hog, mta client that doesn't follow RFCs...
<@nt_> good point, i'll just migrate the entire company across the globe to Pine/Mutt and then code some nice GroupWare functionality into it |
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Quote: 65840; Rating: 143; [+|-]
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<afropik> hmm
<afropik> I want to make a picure that says "mad-x, shut the fuck up or I will find a big group of men to rape you"
<afropik> but I'm afraid to type "rape" into the google image search |
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Quote: 65848; Rating: 324; [+|-]
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<Xar^> they're like ... 13 year olds in underwear.
<Xar^> something's not quite right here.
<PACHUKA> yeah, they're wearing underwear |
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Quote: 65849; Rating: 229; [+|-]
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<{EDF}SS> and you can send files to people at 160kB/s?
<{EDF}SS> or kb/s?
<DRoawn> no they can download from me
<DRoawn> that fat
<DRoawn> fast
<{EDF}SS> so.....there's a difference between you sending files to people and them downloading from you?
<DRoawn> yesd
<DRoawn> yes*
<{EDF}SS> ....I.....see...... |
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Quote: 65859; Rating: 218; [+|-]
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<Uber_DM> you know your bad when you are juggling with one hand, and typing with the other!
<Vang> ...
<Ming> heh
<Vang> Please tell me that you are not juggling two balls... |
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Quote: 65876; Rating: 1104; [+|-]
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<worldie> I just blew my load
<W13> ugh I cant believe I ate the whole thing. 8(
<miner> ......
<W13> oh crap that didnt come out right
<W13> I just ate a whole 12 inch pizza
<Marc> Surrrre ya did. |
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Quote: 65904; Rating: 430; [+|-]
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<Raspberry> i think seisures are like the unique and beautiful snowflakes of the dance world
<snipe> Raspberry: you're obviusly not epileptic then
<snipe> What do you call an epileptic on a bed of lettuce?
<Raspberry> *shrug*
<snipe> Seizure salad
* Raspberry groans |
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Quote: 65919; Rating: 270; [+|-]
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Tool2004: she said i seem "cuddly"
Espn0013: like a walrus |
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Quote: 66161; Rating: 265; [+|-]
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<b1u3> i hate those fat/ugly girls who go around wo bras like theyre playboy bunnies
<b1u3> them: 'im secure with my body!' me: 'im not' |
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Quote: 66190; Rating: 121; [+|-]
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<astrOdz> shouldn't you be at chruch?
<nistor> no lol
<astrOdz> you choose bsd over god?
<nistor> hrm hard choice
<astrOdz> well there is a devil on one side :) |
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Quote: 66197; Rating: 243; [+|-]
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<Jay> the only annoying thing about Perl is there's always at least 10 ways to do the same thing =)
<Ashley> and half of those make absolutely no sense when you come back to the code 30 minutes later |
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Quote: 66201; Rating: 407; [+|-]
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<+SAB3> Wow, cool site
<RiPPeRke> the version that is running local is much better
<+SAB3> Give me the url
<RiPPeRke> http://localhost/alpha/news.php
<+SAB3> Doesn't work
<RiPPeRke> It works fine over here
<+SAB3> no dude, it doesn't work ... |
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Quote: 66206; Rating: 147; [+|-]
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<downgrade> I should do something productive.
<downgrade> Is masturbation productive?
<downgrade> I guess it must be because it "produces" stuff |
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Quote: 66208; Rating: 465; [+|-]
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<Firemoth> Weird, My cat's got conjunctivitis in one of his eyes and i have to put like a jell type cream on his eye. He doesn't mind me puting it on there one bit, He just sits back and lets me squeeze it on. Doesn't flinch or anything.
<Agg> dude, he's been dead for 2 weeks now. |
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Quote: 66210; Rating: 455; [+|-]
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<@Marc> However, I do have leather elbow-length gloves and knee high boots for general use.
...ten minutes of silence...
* @Marc jots that down in "Ways to kill a conversation volume 3" |
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Quote: 66212; Rating: 1265; [+|-]
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<Skier`> oops
<Skier`> I just opened the door to let my cat in, and it wasn't my cat
<Skier`> there's a strange cat curled up on my couch now |
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Quote: 66224; Rating: 66; [+|-]
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<deepcut> whats with it your ftp ad saying saying ftp.fpsarchive.com: ?
<deepcut> thats not even a registered domain name
<GamezAFK> I'm using Serv-U
<GamezAFK> I just made up a domain name
<deepcut> hahaha
<deepcut> and you expect that to work?
<deepcut> idiot
<GamezAFK> I thought the registration stuff was just for HTTP sites
<GamezAFK> so what I gotta pay to register it or something?
<deepcut> well duh |
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Quote: 66245; Rating: 278; [+|-]
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<stig> LCST: do you have a crack?
<LCST> sure i do
<LCST> |u00a0 u00a0u00a0 |
<LCST> |( . )|
<LCST> |u00a0 |u00a0 |
<LCST> |__|__|
<stig> lol
<stig> um.. i mean for SecureCRT |
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Quote: 66247; Rating: 129; [+|-]
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<@The_Loser_Hyena> Bio was easy as breathing.
<+[1RB]sika> no way man
<+[1RB]sika> what are the parts of a chloroplast cell?
<@The_Loser_Hyena> Physics wasn't bad either.
<+[1RB]sika> come on tell me
<+Lee> The math part of physics killed me
<+Buchwald> oy, science talk.u00a0 i'll come back when you guys are dumber |
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Quote: 66263; Rating: 679; [+|-]
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<dm0n3y>u00a0 ----------------fags type below this line----------------------
<Vondi> Aiee
<dm0n3y> GG VONDI
<dm0n3y> wait, shit |
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Quote: 66268; Rating: 833; [+|-]
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<castironpants>Everyone's mad at me because I faked an orgasm...
<castironpants>...In the middle of a teen pregnancy seminar... |
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Quote: 66300; Rating: 193; [+|-]
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<Zwitta|d4_P41N> I should be voiced in here
<[-FcG-]SoylentGreen> you can be if you give me money
*** ChanServ sets mode: +v Zwitta|d4_P41N
<Zwitta|d4_P41N> Thx for voice ChanServ
<Zwitta|d4_P41N> aha
<Zwitta|d4_P41N> ...there we go
<[-FcG-]SoylentGreen> damn chanserv ruining my retirement plans |
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Quote: 66308; Rating: 82; [+|-]
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<prawn> i bet your array of games consoles and ability to buy wrestling PPVs makes you really popular |
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Quote: 66323; Rating: 359; [+|-]
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<Deimos> wtf random girls are msging me in icq
<Deimos> must be mating season |
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Quote: 66350; Rating: 401; [+|-]
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*** SyKnight ([email protected]) has joined the channel
<UrbnLgnd> :)
*** SyKnight has left the channel
<UrbnLgnd> i guess I have an ugly face |
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Quote: 66352; Rating: 430; [+|-]
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<Jens> JESUS WHAT THE FUCK
<Jens> Spam mail from goatporn.com >_<
<Liam> Jens
<Liam> There are only lesbians making out
<Liam> On Goatporn.com
<Jens> Oh.
<Jens> Whew.
<Jens> ...
<D> Leave it to Liam to go there and actually come back disappointed.
<Jens> Why the fuck did you check that? |
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Quote: 66359; Rating: 2248; [+|-]
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<FLB> Are you in the mood for some gaming?
<Ouroboros> Uh huh.
<FLB> Cause I should be finished in a reasonable amount of time.
<FLB> So you have more or less two options.
<FLB> A) You leave me an IP address, and I join you later.
<FLB> B) You simply wait for my return, at which point game specifics are worked out, and we commence.
<Ouroboros> C) I find a game, don't tell you the IP, and we never hook up.
<FLB> D) I hunt you down and kill you.
<Ouroboros> E) Ow.
<FLB> F) Somehow we manage to accomplish all of the above.
<Ouroboros> G) Not likely, but ok.
<FLB> H) I know, but it was an idea.
<Ouroboros> I) pick B)
<FLB> J) I have to scroll up, please hold.
<Ouroboros> K)
<FLB> L)OL
<FLB> M)an this is getting old.
<Ouroboros> N)o kidding. |
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