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<Antiarc> What do you call a guy who works in teh shipping dept. of a fudge factory?
<Antiarc> Seriously.
<Antiarc> They have to have some PC term.
<Treen> Fudge Packaging Consultant.
<VashStampede> I just feel bad for the guy in receiving. |
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Quote: 50115; Rating: 20; [+|-]
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<Lagamuffin> 1280x1024 32bit ->60Hz<- That sucks xpert
<Lagamuffin> you should fix that to atleast 85Hz
<weapon01> lol
<weapon01> overclock your monitor!!!!!!!! |
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Quote: 50120; Rating: 23; [+|-]
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( shamoun )u00a0 lol, please don't root me
( shamoun )u00a0 hey, i have a question
( shamoun )u00a0 if im logged into root, is there some way i can do something like su to login to another user and then launch xchat
( shamoun )u00a0 i don't want to have to leave xfce
( shamoun )u00a0 well, now you all know im logged in as root. goodbye |
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Quote: 50126; Rating: 297; [+|-]
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<eddy> ahh this new keyboard is a pleasure to ype with
<eddy> :)
<eddy> oops type
<eddy> oh the irony
<G> lol |
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Quote: 50129; Rating: 364; [+|-]
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<Kaloth> ah, if only there were a mystical place, where beer flowed freely from an ice cold source
<Kaloth> and peanuts were free
<Kaloth> and men of all ages could gather and talk about tits and sport
<Kaloth> ah, if only.
<Kaloth> wait a minute
* Kaloth bbl. pub. |
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<jan^beer> shit, it seems like i have a problem every weekend with a different girl :)
<jan^beer> I NEED A STABLE RELATIONSHIP!!
<jan^beer> :)=
<+Burned> a horse ? |
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Quote: 50139; Rating: -13; [+|-]
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<jrh1109> you guys probably dont even own a freaking gamecube
<Giygas> Try this URL in your AOL Browser: http://www.mocosoft.com/open.html
<Giygas> It has several helps on the game
<jrh1109> thanks...giy
* jrh1109 ([email protected]) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
* jrh1109 ([email protected]) has joined #gamecube
<Giygas> It didn't crash your AOL did it?
<jrh1109> not even close bitch
<_XbAsEd_> bitch? ... your mom here? :/ |
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Quote: 50141; Rating: 172; [+|-]
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* ||XanT|| touches self
<RoseyCat> none of that!
<||XanT||> but
<||XanT||> but
<||XanT||> it feels so GOOD
<RoseyCat> I said NO.
<||XanT||> ..............brb |
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<ian> my mom is bigger than your mom
<ian> wait
<ian> no
<ian> other way around |
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<Keitaro`> i just watched this tech tv interview with a software pirate that got caught
<Keitaro`> he had a server at work, with 1.5 TERABYTES of warez
<Jerec> TB.. wow
<Jerec> to even see a TB on a computer
<Jerec> thats like seeing bigfoot
<Jerec> or Jesus |
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<rising> wow this room is full of losers
<Bored_Catboy> rising, your on IRC.... |
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Quote: 50160; Rating: 170; [+|-]
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* [Wanking]Mind is now known as [Sex]Mindslicer
<Mouse> that's quite some improvement |
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<+TMS> oh darn ive been watching smileys too much, i read c:\ as a sad man with a hat |
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Quote: 50174; Rating: 528; [+|-]
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<schnorks> One time I used a sock as a glove.
<Rivorus> One time i used a glove for a condom.
<schnorks> ...
<Rivorus> okay... five times |
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<Justin|> tool: hey, you wanna hear a really horrible love story?
<Nemephosis> you broke your hand? |
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<iInTheSky> Heh.. I got pulled over by a cop driving a car service car
<@OnErr0r> dude.. you have terrible luck with cops :P
<iInTheSky> No kidding
<iInTheSky> :)
<iInTheSky> He was looking at my cock asking me why my zipper was open
<iInTheSky> made me wonder |
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Quote: 50195; Rating: 83; [+|-]
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<Vicious2071> who operates the mugen website?
<Vicious2071> what is mugen?
<Vicious2071> can anyone tell me?
<Mystiq> mugen is a way to siphon shits out of your butt
<Mystiq> in version 2.0 they use a teleportation technology
<Vicious2071> ?
<Vicious2071> sorry still lost |
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Quote: 50196; Rating: 429; [+|-]
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<Nikari> $h1t
<Ferrari> |=uc|<
<Ferrari> |317C|-|
<Nikari> |= |_| < |<
<Ferrari> haha
<Ferrari> |3][u00af|u00afc|-|
<Nikari> |> /- // ||
<DragonPhoeniX> ( () ( |<u00a0 5 |_| ( |< ][ || (u00acu00a0u00a0 |) () |_| ( |-| |= |3 / (u00ac
<Ferrari> ...
<Nikari> D=
<Nikari> I think we've been owned
<Ferrari> retardedly owned |
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Quote: 50201; Rating: 137; [+|-]
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<Speed3D> FUCKING HELL...its bad enough that Im struggling at drawing, but now there's some neighbours partaking in some fucking aweful karaoke!
<wsmp|phrack> D:
<wsmp|phrack> want me to take them out?
<Speed3D> how?
<wsmp|phrack> well
<wsmp|phrack> Ill turn up
<wsmp|phrack> and take them to dinner
<wsmp|phrack> on my bmx
<wsmp|phrack> take them out to some russian restuarant
<Speed3D> not quite what I had in mind
<Speed3D> I was thinking more along the lines of Death from 1001 papercuts
<wsmp|phrack> hmmm
<Speed3D> with the use of iodine
<wsmp|phrack> I think I could arrange a beating to death witha teaspoon
<wsmp|phrack> but paper cuts are hard :( |
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<Sphlynxo> well
<Sphlynxo> anytime there's a decent girl im with
<Sphlynxo> she's always a drinker
<Sphlynxo> damn it
<Sphlynxo> id like a hot girl who DOESNT drink
<wshs> that should tellyou something
<wshs> : |
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* FerdKat carries Limey to bed
<LimeyKat> night!
<FerdKat> night all
* LimeyKat has left #FPFC_Chat
* FerdKat has left #fpfc_chat
* `Glenn gets the idea there is a chatroom called "#bed" with 2 OPs in it right now ^^; |
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Quote: 50212; Rating: 605; [+|-]
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* Clef is watching The Mask with Jim Carrey
<Gothic> :O
<Gothic> Jim Carrey's at your house!? |
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Quote: 50213; Rating: 610; [+|-]
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<eva> you ever notice that you dont sneeze when you pee?
<Rivorus> i actually sneezed while peeing just the other day
<Rivorus> and i was thinking about how people say that
<eva> Rivorus/ well did you BLOW your ASSHOLE OUT?
<Rivorus> the pee went all over my roommate's face
<Rivorus> I mean the toilet seat.
* Rivorus coughs
<eva> ... |
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<@Ixnorp> LEGOS!!!
<@Ixnorp> you better not even be THINKING talking trash about legos =P
<@Ixnorp> Kj mentioned Duplos which are like Legos for retarded children
<HermyCZ> nope. Legos are cool- you screaming out 'Legos' in ecstasy caught me off guard.u00a0 ;P
<@Ixnorp> ohhh~~~u00a0 legos~~u00a0 oh oh OOOOH LEGOS!!!!! *spurt*
<Kjorteo> Hmm.u00a0 If you think about it, you could make an interesting sex toy out of legos.u00a0 You'd need to do something about the sharp jagged corners of the rectangular design, of course, but if you can take care of that, the bump things they have on the surface to put more legos on...hee, yeah.u00a0 It's like the next step up from being ribbed. :-b
<@Ixnorp> Kj: but "dotted for her pleasure" doesnt exactly have the same ring
<Kjorteo> WHat's more important, the jingle or how the thing feels when it's stuffed inside you? ;b |
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<VerbalKint> my cousin lives in san francisco
<Rivorus> are you gay too? |
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<boo> bored bored bored
<boo> let's play a game. we need 2 teams of 2. each player gives a word.
<boo> those words are combined, and then are checked to see if they're a valid http server.
<boo> 2 points if it's a real website, 1 point for a coming soon site.
<boo> who wants to play?
<boo> ...
<boo> :-O
<boo> see if I ever offer to entertain any of you again.
<boo> get out of my house.
<-- boo has quit (Quit: ) |
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Quote: 50221; Rating: 189; [+|-]
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<pottard> yea i walk in
<pottard> and they hand me a little sign that has a "+b" on it
<pottard> and i have to wear it walking out |
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Quote: 50222; Rating: 733; [+|-]
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<Guera> any guys wanna chat msg me
<ruggo> ok
<ruggo> how do i msg?
<Guera> i msg u
<ruggo> i don't see anything
<Guera> dubble click on my name
<ruggo> with what key?
<Guera> just left dubble click on my name
<ruggo> the left key?
<Guera> yea
<ruggo> i don't have one of those
<ruggo> the left arrow?
<Guera> the left on the mouse
<ruggo> mouse?
<ruggo> what sort of computer do you have?
<Guera> asl |
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Quote: 50225; Rating: 83; [+|-]
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<cherno> what kind of a crazy keyboard is this
<Matrix_McCloud> an old one
<Matrix_McCloud> maybe i can find a pic of it
<cherno> what company
<Matrix_McCloud> 5001
<Matrix_McCloud> ..i think
<cherno> whoa
<cherno> it was back when co.'s had numbers instead of names
<Matrix_McCloud> hahah |
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<Ma[N]da> he wont shut up about my mum
<Ma[N]da> i swear i wannna kiss him
<My`Albanian`Ass> kiss him?
<Ma[N]da> oh my god
<Ma[N]da> i mean kill him |
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Quote: 50229; Rating: 113; [+|-]
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<@BlackOps> i dont know if my friend was joking or not
<@BlackOps> but today he was talking about this matrix porn or something with people flying, fighting and having sex
<@BlackOps> on kazaa
<@BlackOps> imma try to find it
<Rigel> LOL
<@BlackOps> success! |
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Quote: 50234; Rating: 84; [+|-]
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George: i had like 10 useless programs running
George: secretly
George: was slowing my comp down
Shinobu: I should check mine..
Shinobu: well.. msn's running
Shinobu: does that count? |
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Quote: 50235; Rating: 313; [+|-]
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<Elpacoloco> Seriously! Your voice is...uhm....
<Elpacoloco> Words fail me, but I'd pay $3.99 a minute for it.
<TheTourist|away> ELp, refering to phone sex is NOT romantic. |
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Quote: 50236; Rating: 170; [+|-]
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* Scout wants to die while having sex. not really.
<Opoggo> that'd suck for the guy
<Opoggo> think he'd go on? |
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<Gooseman> my pe teacher thought i got my balls chopped off
<Gooseman> i asked some girls and they had heard that too
<Deke> WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU HAD SURGERY ON YOUR PENIS!
<Gooseman> its much better
<Gooseman> circumcised
<Gooseman> is better
<Deke> i dont give a shit if it can fucking sing now!
<Deke> i still wouldnt let someone cut my dick!
<Gooseman> itll heal after a few weeks anyways
<Gooseman> no big deal
<Gooseman> dunno y they shaved my balls tho
<XZGohan[Scripting]> shave = itch like mofo
<Gooseman> i know it teh itches like a mofo
<Gooseman> they shaved teh over teh pen0r too tho
<Gooseman> i look like a 12yo with a big dick down there no
<Gooseman> my pen0r = teh pwnzor now |
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<Bemlet> he respects subtilty. you just have to use a lot of it at once. |
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Quote: 50255; Rating: 82; [+|-]
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<Yin-Tzu> you see, MSminion is really God, and he's just here to slum with the mere mortals
<IICV> God works for MS?
<IICV> That's a revelation in itself. |
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Quote: 50263; Rating: 1722; [+|-]
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* Joins: Pronto ()
<MSminion> PRONTO!! YOUR BACK!!!
<Pronto> I brought my front, too.
<MSminion> Whoa! Both of 'em? Wow.
* Pronto bows.
<MSminion> What about your left?
<Pronto> Nope. It got left, right over there.
<MSminion> Right.
<Pronto> No, it left.
<MSminion> No left or right, then?
<Pronto> Damn straight. |
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Quote: 50266; Rating: 270; [+|-]
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(after a netsplit which booted most of the channel)
<JeremiahSmith> Ha! Empty room!
* JeremiahSmith dances in his underwear.
* Just[AFK]Yin () Quit (Ping Timeout)
* Rhamphoryncus () Quit (Ping Timeout)
<JeremiahSmith> o_O
<JeremiahSmith> My dancing cannot be THAT bad.
* Kazriko () Quit (Ping Timeout)
<JeremiahSmith> Gahhhh!
<JeremiahSmith> Fine, fine. I can take a hint.
* JeremiahSmith stops dancing and covers his underwear. |
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Quote: 50267; Rating: 264; [+|-]
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<pigger> y u b h8n?
<pigger> dun h8 plzkthx
<Judicator> Ewww.
<Judicator> Dalnet-speak. :/
<FDISK> Judicator: FUCK YOU.
<FDISK> Its not Dalnet!
<FDISK> You don't even joke about that shit!
<pigger> hahahha
<FDISK> Thats like telling a sweaty dude "Damn, you just get finished raping a ten year old or something?"
<FDISK> Its THAT offensive. |
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Quote: 50269; Rating: 252; [+|-]
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<taglin>u00a0u00a0 ok, so te pretty menu came up and is asking you to add drives?
<suds>u00a0u00a0 yeh
<suds>u00a0u00a0 done that
<taglin>u00a0u00a0 k... whats next?
<suds>u00a0u00a0 weee
<suds>u00a0u00a0 hang on a sec...
<suds>u00a0u00a0 need more rum+coke+spritz of lime
<suds>u00a0u00a0 :)
<taglin>u00a0u00a0 heh
<taglin>u00a0u00a0 i think some of the problems with this crazy install could be alcohol related |
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Quote: 50272; Rating: 96; [+|-]
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<Fabio> wooo 47.5$/g for international data from feb next year.....
<Riqizeins_Aggilus> w00t
<Fabio> and they are complaining that mp3 and dvd rips cost the movie industry soo much each year, then they go and do a nice thing like make our downloads cheaper...
<Fabio> i love the way this world works
<Riqizeins_Aggilus> lol |
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Quote: 50279; Rating: 113; [+|-]
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(Pikaben) I just thought of something.
(Pikaben) Do people in Europe measure their wangs with the Metric system?
(SSNWadmanKiddo) Probably? Maybe? Oh my. :O
(Joe_Fox) what else would we use?
(Pikaben) Our superior american Measurement system? =/
(Joe_Fox) superior
(Joe_Fox) as if
(Joe_Fox) imperial is crap :|
(SSNWadmanKiddo) HAR HAR
(SSNWadmanKiddo) American Measurment is so outdated.
(Joe_Fox) exactly
(Joe_Fox) round numbers are alot easier to use and handle
(Joe_Fox) heh, round
(SSNWadmanKiddo) Round... firm... fully pac-::shot::
(Joe_Fox) just what i was waiting for |
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<Dest> tate: If useless facts got you women, I'd be beating them off with shotguns
<Fenris> instead of beating himself off with a mitten |
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<Eldron> ruba, btw,.u00a0 IM THAT BIG GUY WHO IS SCREWING YOUR SISTER! HAH!
<StalkerofurSoul> shes 8!
<Eldron> the younger the better?
<Atreides^away> just the way eldron likes them
<Atreides^away> hairless ;)
<Rubastic> ... umm, most people like them ... smooth.
<Eldron> I like them moistorized
<Yemen> I like em hairless, smooth and moist
<StalkerofurSoul> does blood count? |
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<linux> "So... my girlfriend told me she thought i was a pedophile the other day."
<linux> "so i says to her, that's an awfully big word coming from a 12 year old."
<DGF> LOL |
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Quote: 50317; Rating: 719; [+|-]
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* twigvoy ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
* LlNK is now known as HidingFromVoy
<hidingfromvoy> shhhh
*twigvoy ([email protected]) joined #fux0r
<twigvoy> where'd llnk go?
<hidingfromvoy> teehee |
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<^Ocean^> fucking bloody hell
<^Ocean^> I lost 33gig of HDSpace
<LlNK> lol
<LlNK> check under your keyboard |
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<contagious> I think dalnet is getting laid...and services are 2nd priority |
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Quote: 50348; Rating: 342; [+|-]
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* bitch has joined #lobby
<bitch> hey
<son_of_evil> hi *****
<Nehaal> hi *****
<Falkner|AWAY> hi ***** |
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