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<Potrod> you get buffy episodes from newsgroups?
<Killa> newsgroups are like, the primary source for anything big
<Uncle_Tobias> My penis is all over newsgroups
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<Pikaben> I was born a girl, but mom made me get a sex change because she wanted a goddamn son.
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<Tak777> my intel FAILED TO INFORM ME THAT THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH SNIPERS
<Tak777> fucking shitty intel
<Ragnaar> Yeah... go with AMD. ;)
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<BusyChild> i hate it when youre just flirting with a girl and you poke her on accident
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<Jagged> -t is like giving a bunch of small children loaded handguns and telling each of them that the other ones all stole his christmas pressies
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<Shino> internet people are creepy...
<Shino> if i wasnt me, and met myself, id piss myself with fear
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<BusyChild> im witnessing the building of a porn site as we speak
<BusyChild> i cant wait to tell my grandkids what i did when i was 21 the night before thansgiving
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Quote: 49547; Rating: 366; [+|-]
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<@martini> my weed dealer, was drunk last night
<@martini> and she started feeling me up
<@rommel> lol
<@rommel> did you advance?
<@martini> i said "call me when you sober up"
<@rommel> aw, you weren't lookin for some butt that night?
<@martini> not at that very moment
<@martini> shit was crazy
<@martini> too many things going on at once
<@kvm> u were chewing gum then?
<@martini> har har
<@rommel> HAHAHAHA
<@rommel> owned.
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Quote: 49552; Rating: 61; [+|-]
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<GaveUp> i stopped skate boarding when i started dirtbiking
<YenSid> ah yea, you can really injure yourself like that
<GaveUp> hehe i've totalled three bikes but the worst injuries i've ever had were self-inflicted ... go figure ;P
<webby_g> stupidity related injuries are always the best
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<j4yj0hn> look at me! i watch mtv all day! I am brainwashed into thinking pop is an excellent style of music! Road Rules! Real World! Now to go buy my $100 dollar shirt from american eagle or abercrombie because i am a consumer whore!
<j4yj0hn> i hate television...
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<moistyman> i saw in paper a position for tiolet cleaner at a laxative company
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<XorTiN> I am sad, I ain't got nuffin to do and all I can do is think about my g/f
<XorTiN> and she out partyin' w/ some friends or somethin
<XorTiN> and she's grounded so I can't call her
<LlnK> she's grounded.. yet she's out partying with guys?>
<LlnK> wtf
<LlnK> you're st00pid
* LlnK backhands some sense into XorTiN
<Illustrious> weird how she's out partyin and grounded
<Illustrious> and can't call you
<Illustrious> blah LlnK you bastard quit reading my mind
<LlnK> heh
<LlnK> Illustrious: i stopped when i saw all the kiddy and beastiality pr0n
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<foop> 30% soy, 60% whiskey, 25% cock
<foop> the three main food groups
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<foop> i need a manpurse
<foop> but a dressy one
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Quote: 49572; Rating: 280; [+|-]
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MageGal: MageGal: You know what one of the coolest things is?
BubblyLikeSoda: umm...a duck...?
MageGal: Baby wipes.
BubblyLikeSoda: lol
BubblyLikeSoda: really?
MageGal: We have no toilet paper downstairs right now, but there are babywipes.
MageGal: I feel so very fresh and clean.
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Quote: 49573; Rating: 156; [+|-]
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Ssecondstringr85: i love thanksgiving
TwilightKnight00: me 2
Ssecondstringr85: when the line between what you should eat and what you can eat is blurred
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Quote: 49574; Rating: 10; [+|-]
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<Jon> quick
<Jon> turn to the victorias secret show
<Jon> theres a present for you :D
<merc0> mmm...
<merc0> Wish i could open that present
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Quote: 49579; Rating: 625; [+|-]
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<BigBadGangsta> Not right now, trying to seduce a girl right now
<BigBadGangsta> Mwhahahaha
<BigBadGangsta> Damn, her dad came home, she had to sign off
<IMJack> by that 'she' means "we don't have enough to convict you and my shift is over"
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Quote: 49580; Rating: 132; [+|-]
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<Dilbert> Whats the best material to use to wrap marijuana?
<[LPK]Serj> Saran Wrap
<Dilbert> k thx.
Quits: Dilbert ([email protected]) (Quit:)
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Quote: 49583; Rating: 27; [+|-]
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<SiCkNeSs-> <-------fucking maggot slipknot fan!!!
<SiCkNeSs-> got my own channel!!!!!
<SiCkNeSs-> >=)
<dreamHOBO> i believe you mean fucking faggot
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Quote: 49586; Rating: 11; [+|-]
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<@Vexer`> I just got a new pen, it says "IPMORTANT: WHEN TRAVELING ON A PLANE, UNCAP THE PEN WITH THE TIP FACING UPWARD TO REDUCE ANY RISK OF INK LEAKAGE
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Quote: 49588; Rating: 149; [+|-]
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<betachken> i want a Mac.
<@Burned> me too
<@Burned> its raining alot these days.
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Quote: 49589; Rating: 24; [+|-]
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* Neu[Mann] has a life but can't wait to get the upgrade!
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Quote: 49596; Rating: 187; [+|-]
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<McMoo> monday's going to suck.
<McMoo> we are going to get fucked in the ass at work
<maff> sounds like someone's got a case of the mondays.
<ChafedNut> McMoo's name is really Milton
* ChafedNut was kicked by McMoo (i don't even have a stapler you fucking faget)
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Quote: 49599; Rating: 195; [+|-]
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<tReMeR> I was cleaning out my closet today and when i was putting my shirts back in the dresser. i wanted to put them in a particular order. I would temperaly put the shirts on this chair until i put them in the closet, in order. and i thought to my self, I have 1, 32$ office chair of cache.
<Gedit> you need a life tReMeR
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Quote: 49601; Rating: 124; [+|-]
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<anomaly> im talking to gf
<anomaly> lol
<darkzeratul1> gf?
<gOtHiC_fReAk`> lol
<darkzeratul1> u have a girl?
<anomaly> gothic freak
<darkzeratul1> hmm...should have figured that out for various reasons ;)
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Quote: 49602; Rating: 58; [+|-]
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<crypt-> in my bios, should I have AGP fast write enabled or disabled?
<uNK> do you want agp to go fast?
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Quote: 49606; Rating: 43; [+|-]
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<BombScare> RAM Usage: 349/503MB (69.38%)
<snag> :/
<DSLDemon> snag usage: 512/512LBS (100%)
<snag> that's 512more lbs of man than you
<DSLDemon> i'm not sure what that means
<DSLDemon> but ok
<BombScare> heh
<BombScare> dont try to understand snag
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Quote: 49607; Rating: 281; [+|-]
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<Antiarc> Ever have one of those moments where you get out of the shower, get dressed and all, and then realize that you left your webcam on broadcast mode?
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SwEeTi6724: Every year 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual postions.
XDarkMindedX: Amateurs...
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Quote: 49612; Rating: 320; [+|-]
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< tom> My sister is back... and instead of spending quality time with her family... she's playing Lunar 2!
< ninjamike> and you're on IRC
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<Dekkon> the meaning of life is as follows:
<Dekkon> "up up down down left right left right B A select start"
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Quote: 49622; Rating: 265; [+|-]
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<kinzillah> pie.
<jej> cocks.
<kinzillah> now THAT'S some word association right there
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<exemplary> !BrewMstr (meatloaf)-paradise_by_the_dashboard_light.mp3
<exemplary> well then
<exemplary> i'm gay
<exemplary> don't tell
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Quote: 49626; Rating: -81; [+|-]
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<Ffieldboy23> dim sim get a life
<chineseguy4u> why dun u go bak to greasy wogland and shave dat monobrow
<chineseguy4u> and take dat fully sik rear schpoiler of urs bak to wogland
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(@existx) I CANNOT LISTEN TO TRANCE AND MAINTAIN A HARDON!
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Quote: 49629; Rating: 267; [+|-]
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<`3pX^Manitoba> If you sleep with a guy, it doesnt necessarily mean you're gay right?--PM ME plz, I need to kno
<Jivedue> what's the setting? prison or at home?
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Quote: 49630; Rating: 302; [+|-]
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<Ifrit> Hey H-fan?
<H-fan2002> hmmm?
<Ifrit> Have you heard it?
<H-fan2002> what?
<Ifrit> Have you heard it?
<H-fan2002> heard what?
<Ifrit> Have you heard the jokes they don't tell fags?
*** Cybil has joined #digiartistsdomain
<H-fan2002> no
<Ifrit> ......
* Ifrit stifles laughter
<H-fan2002> fuck of ifrit
<Ifrit> :D
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Quote: 49641; Rating: 323; [+|-]
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<DjSeph> I actually haven't had the Cup holder call, but I did have one where the customer dropped the computer out a 3 story window and blamed the fact that it shattered on Windows not being "stabile & tough enough".........they then told me that Linux could withstand the fall.........
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DaveyHasAFetish: I hate women because I hear my mom masturbate.
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Quote: 49660; Rating: 185; [+|-]
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<Radiosity> Mom sells baby for $2,000, buys VCR and PlayStations
<Frizlefry> who'd actually buy a baby?
<Frizlefry> like I want to take care of someone else's kid
<Frizlefry> I mean, the only way I'd buy a baby is if I were a pedophile or a cannibal
<Frizlefry> BUT MAYBE THAT'S JUST ME
<Radiosity> or both!
<Frizlefry> yes. tenderize the shit out of it before cooking
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Quote: 49666; Rating: 127; [+|-]
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<Kevyn> Fappy Spanksgiving.
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Quote: 49668; Rating: 715; [+|-]
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<{FDISK}> I've listened to so many MP3s I can identify the encoder and bitrate by ear.
<{FDISK}> Surprisingly, I'm still single.
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Quote: 49669; Rating: 314; [+|-]
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<Toby> can people stop useing the internet its getting slow for me
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<@Cav> the tvs on, and the really pretty lady that reads the news is smiling at you
<@Cav> and you think to yourself, shes smiling, i think she fucking likes me
<@Cav> i think im gonna have to rub me cock on the tv
<@Cav> and you cant help yourself!
<@Cav> you rub your cock on the tv and shes still smiling
<@Cav> and you think oh! im gonna have to have a pull
<@Cav> and you having a pull
<@Cav> and you close your eyes at the moment of your high enjoyment
<@Cav> and dont you hate it
<@Cav> when you open your eyes, the programs changed
<@Cav> and youve shot in don burkes mouth!
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<Yoshon> every year my family gets 40,000 dollars because of music, because we sell records.
<Yoshon> We get it in december
<Yoshon> you know how much we got this year
<Yoshon> FOUR THOUSAND
<Yoshon> ONE TENTH
<Yoshon> That's BS
<Yoshon> Five, six years from nwo
<Yoshon> maybe it'll be four hundred
<Yoshon> I'll be suffering, maybe starving
<Yoshon> And it'll be because of your fucking MP3's
<Emperor_Pryn> Uh-huh...
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Quote: 49683; Rating: 89; [+|-]
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<etiolate> vegas is just like the internet
<etiolate> porn everywhere
<etiolate> and open all night
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Quote: 49687; Rating: 426; [+|-]
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<MerliN`> want kinda cable u using?
<Cypress> a blue one
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Quote: 49691; Rating: 251; [+|-]
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(tactics) i wish i just had someone to give me a hand job once in a while
(tactics) im thinking about renting one of those little monkeys from the disabled peoples shelter
[BlackDragon] EW!
(tactics) im kidding :P
(tactics) their hands aren't big enough
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Quote: 49694; Rating: 1452; [+|-]
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<fred32> wtf is the deal with bash.org? they don't approve any of the quotes i post.
<h0tm4m4> you're not doing it right.
<fred32> eh?
<h0tm4m4> basically if you post quotes that use the word fag at least once, talk about anal sex between men, make references to nazis, refer to women in the context of rape, allude to child porn, or any form of adolescent sexuality or violent graphic behavior, essentially just limit the quote to anything that a 14
year old boy would say to his 14 year old friends, then it'll get approved. they don't even have to be funny or clever. hope that helps.
<fred32> sure does, thanks. you FAG.
<h0tm4m4> fred32: just get your dick out of my ass so i can go back to looking at nazi child pr0n and that will be thanks enough mang.
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