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Munktun: how was thanksgiving?
Wahbuffet: missionary position
Munktun: hahahahaha
Wahbuffet: sorry wrong person
Wahbuffet: pretend i didnt say that |
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<GauHelldragon> haha
<GauHelldragon> we're playing scatergories
<GauHelldragon> and we got "R"
<GauHelldragon> "Fruit", "Infamous people" and "words associated with exersize"
<GauHelldragon> i put down "Richard Simmons" for all 3 :D |
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<Zang> How old is Sky?
<Cyril> 25 i think
<Cyril> he just gained a level
<Cyril> er year |
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(R-66Y) 1280x1024 at 60hz hurts my eyes
(raygun) hmm
(raygun) it Hz your eyes
(raygun) SNORT SNORT |
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<sean> though south keys is disgustingly expensive, it's right beside an O-Train station and has a bulk barn next door
<xmatt> O-Train sounds like some weird sexual innuendo.
<adam> it's all in your head, matt.
<xmatt> "I might take her for a ride on the O-Train. Oooh, oooh! Yeah, you know what I mean." |
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<Mr_Saturn> my girls gone wild is almost done downloading
<Mr_Saturn> i wish my laptop worked, i could go watch it in my room
<`Tony`> lol, get real porn :P
<Mr_Saturn> ive got that too
<Mr_Saturn> but sometimes i just like too see the real stuff
<Mr_Saturn> not acted out shit and pornstars
<Mr_Saturn> like natural hot chicks
<Mr_Saturn> you know what i mean
<`Tony`> Yea...
<`Tony`> get a girlfriend :P |
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<Harima Dugong> THere I got my pants cleaned up from all the cum on it
<Squareu00a0 u00a0 Monkey> LOL
<Harima Dugong> i meant gum |
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<RAPEAPE> you know, I get a whole new level of enjoyment from the wizard of oz now that I realize that most everyone in the movie is dead now |
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<Amuck50> my buddy shane just started contemplating what the world would be like without boobs
<Amuck50> i think he just scared himself |
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<Intranete> but i never got into just sitting around and programming, i was more into sitting around and playing with my hardware |
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<Tim3WorX> somtimes
<Tim3WorX> when i'm naked
<Tim3WorX> and alone
<j4yj0hn> dont finish that sentence |
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<proto> So, I was thinking-- if I were a cannibal and I was eating some guy, would his arms be wings that I could have with bleu cheese and celery?
<mook> Um.
<proto> And would from the knees down be like drumsticks? KFM original recipe?
<mook> If you say lady fingers I'm going to kick you. |
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<beretta> lets say you clone yourself
<beretta> and then you become attracted to yourself..and wind up having sex with your clone
<beretta> does that make you gay, or are you just on the forefront of masturbation technology? |
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<buzgub> do drakconf and drakxconf look at all different?
<puttputt> find / -name "*drak*" -exec rm -f "{}" ;
<Robzy> not at all
<Robzy> puttputt, it returns:
<Robzy> rm: cannot remove `/etc/bootsplash/themes/Mandrake': Is a directory
<Robzy> find: /mnt/floppy: Input/output error
<Robzy> find: . changed during execution of find
<puttputt> oh my god |
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<Crucifix> when the pope dies who is the next pope?
<Crucifix> his son? |
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<Le0pard> i heard a story, about a dude, he put his penis in a girl's ass, pulled it out and it had shit on it, so he puked on her back.... and she started rubbing it around cuz she thought he jizzed on her |
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<ljtyk> damn school
<SoulBladeKai> it suX0rs
<ljtyk> i'm gonna be so happy when i graduation
<SoulBladeKai> uhh...that's an IF not a WHEN
<ljtyk> fuck u l33t boy |
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<Zer0th> You know you irc too much, when you don't have to read bash.org anymore, cause you allready know all the quotes... |
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<Decimus> raped any white women lately?
<Lord_Mervyn> i resent that remark
<Decimus> k
<Decimus> was she fat? |
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<EmersonOw> so he is a how do i put it
<EmersonOw> "funny guy"
<EmersonOw> not funny ha ha
<EmersonOw> but funny GAY |
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* gjinn[a] points to his atheist side
* EmersonOw points to his love for underaged boys
<EmersonOw> i mean my catholic side |
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<via_> okay, so my white trashiness knows no bounds
<via_> my dad had to thaw out the turkey quickly
<via_> so guess how he does it?
<antiuser> blowtorch?
<concaf> deep fry?
<via_> he throws a 25lbs turkey in the spa for 20 minutes
<concaf> HAHAHHAH
<Wevah> GET YOUR FLAME THROWERS OUT
<via_> worked like a charm |
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<CROC-ANOSTRA> Mort: are you PRO American?
<Mort-Hog> Pro American? I'm no proffessional. Nor am I an American citizen. |
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* Q-ball shoots SpoonRanger in the head with a 9 millimeter.
MrCoulomb> how can you shoot someone with a length mesurement? |
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<BlkDrgn> man, i am itching for ram
<dela> it's cheap these days
<BlkDrgn> at the same time, do i really need it?
<BlkDrgn> sometimes i just want to toss the PC out so i can start doing "real" things
<BlkDrgn> like watching tv |
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<scott> you know I wish there was a -violent flag, so you could have some spectacular way of erasing a package you really hate
<Munger> scott: fdisk
<scott> because Id install nano every day just so I could do a : emergeu nmerge -violent nano
<scott> you know, something with explosions |
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(Threeboy): nintendo kicks so much ass it's not funny,
(Jynxy): Nintendo do own!
(Jynxy): And its not only the games
(Jynxy): it what the games leave in your heart that really makes nintendo special |
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<Phylitsa> I think i found out how to get back on the forum! :D
<Phylitsa> I need to delete something called "my cookies"
<Phylitsa> unless the guy was making a perverted joke |
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<APE_> i always feel like im entering launch codes for norad when i have to get nickserv to release my nick |
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<RingLass> I'm
<RingLass> leaving
<RingLass> night all
* RingLass removes her enter key |
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<RingLass> wow ... too much bash.org ...
<RingLass> kazaa lite has an add that says "Don't Share Unprotected" and I did a double take reading it before I realized they were talking about computers ... |
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<Akito> Single men make up the vast majority though
* Akito loves being in the minority :D
<iamcal> you're not a man anymore? |
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<@Loki^> damn birds
<@Loki^> make too much noise
<@_zOmbIE_> watercool them |
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<prebullem> can I use F'(x)=[(f'(x)g(x) - f(x)g'(x)]/g(x)^2 to integrate (4-x*sqrt(x))/(2x^2) and call it F'(x) then find F(x)?
*** [p]-chan ([email protected]) has joined #math
<emul8or> prebullem HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU HOW TO DO THE PROBLEM?
<emul8or> not to mention that i already told you that your goddamn crackpot idea doesn't work
<Meta> looking at the denominator, g(x) would be sqrt(2x), g(x) and f'(x) have to be constants
<Meta> so no, and just use the fact that (a+b)/c = a/c + b/c and the power rule
<emul8or> exactly
<emul8or> as i've already told him twice
<Meta> heh
<prebullem> well
<prebullem> I don't understand why it doesn't work
<emul8or> because you pulled the idea straight out of you know where |
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<brie> what i've learned from looking at porn on the internet...
<brie> 1. some girls have really strange looking tits
<ppcock> true
<Havok> 2. some chicks have dicks
<ppcock> very true
<Carrie> lol @ 2
<brie> havok i already knew that... i live on seymour st ;)
<Havok> marty knows!
<ppcock> 3. people do animals
<Havok> 4. japanese are not as polite as they seem
<brie> 4. there are personal ads for people into incest
<ppcock> hahahahaha
<brie> hahaha at Havok's 4
* ppcock gives you the $50,000
<Havok> how do personal ads for people into incest work?? a sticky note on
the fridge??
<ppcock> hahahahaha |
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<KennyUnaeze> My dad useto beat the hell outta me
<Coco13> Unfortunatley, he stoppped |
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<Tobrae> Y'know, I can't stand all these "lol i got this one dude to erase hsi hard drive" submissions on bash.org
<Tobrae> Do a search for "deltree" on Bash. Look at those scores. Those are OUTLANDISH
<Brulam> A little bitter, are we Tob? :P
<Tobrae> No, I just don't find that very funny. I don't find any of the "lol look at tihs tard lolol" quotes funny.
<ajax> wut does deltree /y c:*.* do??
<Tobrae> ...Can't you read?
<Brulam> enter it in dos
<Tobrae> Oh, no, we're not stooping down to their level
* ajax has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Tobrae> Don't, ajax, it'll e...
<Tobrae> ...
<Brulam> lol what a tard we got him to earse hsi hard drive!!11 rofl
<Tobrae> HAHA OMG SUBMITTED!!!!! |
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<Sn00ch> Jesus is coming, Open your mouth. |
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<GimpChimp> Spiderman just sprays white fluid via a wrist action. We can all do that. |
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<Shephard> I probably like Blade because he reminds me of myself
<Shephard> Even though I am not afro-american
<Shephard> and not a half-vampire
<Shephard> armed to the teeth
<Shephard> I do have sunglasses though |
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<Gartt> 60% of girls first kiss is with another girl
<LatinoReheat> that is a most sexy statistic |
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<Lana`> OOO talk tech to me baby OOooO
<timmo> Lana, im slowly mounting your drive...
<sl0th> unmount /dev/nullpants mount /dev/null/lana`
<Lana`> stop i am actually getting turned on!
<timmo> im unzipping your corset.zip
<mike> you guys make me feel good about myself |
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<SmokingCats> well, it's official, I've eaten so much turkey, I have feathers coming out of my butt
<Daedalus> you're not supposed to eat the feathers
<SmokingCats> o
<SmokingCats> damnit |
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<datacide> there's no to old, just too dry, and no too young, just too tight |
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<Seteh> man... we've been together over 2 years now :)
<raeccratf> ask her to marry you, then you can have a night of great fun!
<raeccratf> but regret it in the morning :/ |
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{+Maynard} Guys i have a queastion
{@Dark|gone} no you dont blow its just called that |
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AoD_ELiTe_WaSp> whats the alt command for u0099?
TDJ_Bilbo_Fett> alt+f4
AoD_ELiTe_WaSp> i will try it
(Exit)> AoD_ELiTe_WaSp |
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<Pyro-> if he's childish enough to go on like it prove the better man and ignore him
<Aslan> yes, that would be a very mature and excellent solution
<Pyro-> Banning him only gives him the attention he wants.
<Aslan> I don't subscribe to 'turn the other cheek, though'... I am more like an Old Testament jew
<Pyro-> Where exactly does the old testament tell you to ban other people for calling you names over the internet?
<Pyro-> I'd love to hear it from THAT rabbi.
<Aslan> you have to look deep into leviticus
<Aslan> it's there... trust me |
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<Boffbowsh> Well, i'll see if my parents would mind taking me both ways
<Boffbowsh> ...
<Boffbowsh> That sounds so wrong |
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