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Quote: 49723; Rating: 13; [+|-]
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<mutex> im so glad my ancestors killed indians and enslaved niggers so that i may have this feast
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<trollusk> lol, theres this girl at my school who is always obsessing about being fat even though she's pretty damn skinny
<trollusk> and one day, she goes up to this buddy of mine
<trollusk> and she's like "pull up your saggy pants"
<trollusk> he was like "i don't like your shirt and you should lose some weight"
<trollusk> she cried for hours
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Quote: 49734; Rating: -62; [+|-]
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<c-rOCK> man im gonna smoke like an 8th to my dome right before food time
<c-rOCK> munchies like fuck.
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Quote: 49748; Rating: 312; [+|-]
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<VenomX> Morgan Fairchild is scary
<VenomX> she is like 70 and she looks 25
<Trimangle> would you do her?
<VenomX> im a sexualy deprived male working on thanksgiving and chatting on IRC what do you think
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Quote: 49752; Rating: 96; [+|-]
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<Da_Masta> I'm dreaming of a White Christmas...
<Da_Masta> Join the Ku Klux Klan today!
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Quote: 49756; Rating: -15; [+|-]
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<NiceAngel> anywayz...watching jackass bbl
<Linkadmin> I misread that for "whacking a jackass bbl"
<pantherqs> link> a mistake like that? blame it on bash. =P
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Quote: 49757; Rating: -17; [+|-]
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<DeadMouse> you do know what an analogy is right?
<pantherqs> something to do with anal penetration?
<pantherqs> like an anal orgy o sorts ?
<pantherqs> bah. too much bash.org for me. </quit> =P
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Quote: 49758; Rating: 298; [+|-]
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<Cozma> if i had breasts i'd sit around and feel them all day
<Cozma> oh wait
* Cozma bbl.
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Quote: 49761; Rating: 166; [+|-]
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<Rottingbeef_> i once accidentaly mooned my dad and he got pissed off and spanked me with an egg spatula thingy
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Quote: 49765; Rating: 81; [+|-]
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<Weng> *eat much food*
<Weng> Yes, that's right #athlon
<Weng> I'm eating thanksgiving dinner with you instead of the evil, cocksucking baby-booming, crack whoring family that I am proud to call my own
<Weng> Not to mention being both fag-bashers and flaming anti-war liberals
<Weng> And I'm sure you all know why I'm against fag-bashing.
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Quote: 49769; Rating: 261; [+|-]
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<@Beesta> damn
<@Beesta> I really need a sewing machine.
<@Pandaemon> Beesta, of course, is very secure in his masculinity
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Quote: 49770; Rating: 586; [+|-]
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* zYgoat announces a historic moment in the history of powered human flight
* zYgoat reaches into his backpack
* zYgoat pulls out a rocket powered dildo
<zYgoat> }===========>
* zYgoat jams it up Mikeyben's ass
* zYgoat takes a sledgehammer and slams it all the way-in
* zYgoat cues up Tom Petty - Don't Come Around Here No More
* zYgoat lights the fuse and salutes
*** Mikeyben was kicked off #Lopster by zYgoat (zYgoat)
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Quote: 49773; Rating: 248; [+|-]
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<homerj> i'm going to see if that beam in the basement is big enough to hang myself from..if not, bbl
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Quote: 49776; Rating: 518; [+|-]
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<wahitu> Ok, then. Great time here. Cu all!
<Josher> later
<wahitu> hmm. one last question. How do I log off?
<Josher> X top right
<wahitu> thanks. Bye
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Quote: 49791; Rating: 317; [+|-]
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<Noname_MiB> well im outta here, gotta go play RL, theres an event called turkey day ahppening, later
<Crembo> RL? I think I downloaded that once but it has bad reviews and a shitty community.
<Murph> but RL has sex
<Crembo> so do hentai games.
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Quote: 49794; Rating: 176; [+|-]
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[@Incitatus]: http://www.suddenstrike2.de/
[@DynamoDan]: mm desert strike
[@DynamoDan]: have you got sudden strike 1?
[+EvilMalk]: germans must be getting really bored with ww2 games now
[@Flamin_Squirrel]: heh
[@DynamoDan]: lol
[+EvilMalk]: oh look hans, we get to be another american killing berliners
[+EvilMalk]: ja das ist gut
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Quote: 49796; Rating: -3; [+|-]
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<[Kindred]Fatsaq> i was drunk once and i threw up and it looked like hamburger helper and i almost convinced a friend to eat it.
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Quote: 49797; Rating: 1153; [+|-]
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<frenzaldude> I can't believe that around 60% dont want an XBox!
<frenzaldude> I couldn't wait to get mine. XBox is the best gaming console of all time, even look at the stats: http://www.xbox365.com/xp_consoles.shtml
<Flashman> To quote www.maddox.xmission.com, "Saying the Xbox is a good system because it's powerful is like saying you made a great painting because you used the best set of paints."
<frenzaldude> not really, coz u might be a crap painter
<frenzaldude> anyway xbox has the best graphics and stuf, and u can put it onto the internet!!! thats my fav feature
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Quote: 49807; Rating: 127; [+|-]
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<mritche> Hmmm.. what to do at a school when virtually nobody else is there and I have 7 P4s to play with on a fat pipe
<ess-vid> 7 screen streaming porn?
<sean> lmao
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Quote: 49809; Rating: 243; [+|-]
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<juhl> LinuxWolf: I don't mind users being clueless *as such*, what I mind is when they try to do something "clever" on my network and disrupt service for everyone else and I have to clean up the mess!
<LinuxWolf> juhl: *nod*
<juhl> LinuxWolf: if you don't know what you are doing you should ask the admin *before* you try doing it!!!
<juhl> *that* would prevent a LOT of problems
<RichiH> juhl: why not just nail a towel and a bottle of water to your front door
<juhl> RichiH: what would that accomplish ?
<RichiH> as soon as you whip the first imbecible to death with your wet towel, word will spread around the ranks of morons
<juhl> RichiH: heh - I'll have to try that
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Quote: 49812; Rating: 202; [+|-]
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<RichiH> as soon as a joke is available as a thinkgeek tee, it is dead
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Quote: 49814; Rating: 142; [+|-]
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<LinuxWolf> I love my stuffed tux
<RichiH> LinuxWolf: as long as you don't love-stuff your tux...
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Quote: 49821; Rating: 278; [+|-]
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<Arydrall> A printout....'Taoist Taichi Style-Missionary Position' on a printout with Kama Sutra stuff...
<Arydrall> WTF IS MY MOM LOOKING UP :O
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Quote: 49827; Rating: 15; [+|-]
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<MarKuss> hello , i got a question guys...
<SephiLoTb> shoot boy
<MarKuss> i got a small hard drive here at the collage and i really need more space... so what should i do?
<SephiLoTb> move to a bigger room :))))))))
<MarKuss> ha ha ha very funny
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Quote: 49828; Rating: 234; [+|-]
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<Supachikn> This transfer speed sucks man, what connection are you on? taken an hour and a half to transfer 1mb
<ToadLicka> DSL, What Transfer?
<Supachikn> This file I'm sending you.
<Supachikn> FUCK, This file I'm sending THE WRONG PERSON
<Heysoose> HAHAHAHAH, wasted an hour and half, fewl
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Quote: 49841; Rating: 471; [+|-]
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<@Osmos|s> im so fucking horny.. its like someones licking the crotch of my voodoo doll
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Quote: 49842; Rating: 148; [+|-]
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* |404notfound is now known as [404notfound]
<[404notfound]> Does this nick format make me look fat?
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Quote: 49843; Rating: -22; [+|-]
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<_Muppet_> What religion or race of people living in Britain would disapprove of Elvis?
<_Muppet_> Can you suggest one?
<Supe-Away> Mormons
<Supe-Away> There isnt anything that they DO approve of
<_Muppet_> Tee
<Squinky> Black Irish, because black people hate everything
<Squinky> Except rap music
<Squinky> And carjacking
<Squinky> And KFC
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Quote: 49845; Rating: 71; [+|-]
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(SectionX): well i would never power up a xbox
(^Tony_Soprano^): thats cause ur a dumb fuck
(^Tony_Soprano^): probibally drain all the power in your trailer
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Quote: 49846; Rating: 566; [+|-]
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* Ultima falls off a cliff
<Ultima> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
<Ultima> Wham
<Ultima> oooh dat hurt
<Ultima> lol
<BigGeorgieB> typing that sentance hurt?
<Ultima> naw itz a joke
<Ultima> *drum roll*
<BigGeorgieB> *silence*
<Ultima> *cymbol clash*
<BigGeorgieB> *gun shot*
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Quote: 49849; Rating: 380; [+|-]
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Hunting Bounties: Where can I get a ps2 emulator?
OOPRCT: from YNOS
Hunting Bounties: Where is that
Hunting Bounties: ?
OOPRCT: it's a secret company
OOPRCT: try searching on the programs called EKAF and SURIV
OOPRCT: EKAF and SURIV has the YNOS emulator
OOPRCT: DIPUTS also has it
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Quote: 49851; Rating: 641; [+|-]
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<MegaPucko> whats the street outside liverpool street station called?
<MegaPucko> the big one =\
<MegaPucko> wait
<MegaPucko> nm
<MegaPucko> im dumb
<Goatman> No shit.
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Quote: 49870; Rating: 524; [+|-]
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<Luckett_X> imagine driving down a highway, being pulled over in your Deloren, by the police whom question "Why is there a garbage can and chute on your car?" to which you reply "IT'S THE FLUX CAPACITOR!" to which you are immediately breathalised and convicted of drunk driving, all the while you scream "NO! I HAVE TO
GET BACK! BACK TO...THE FUTURE! MAAARRRRRTTTTTYYYYY!"
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Quote: 49879; Rating: 120; [+|-]
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#Linux on GamesNET
* Topic is '2.4.19 stable/2.5.40 unstable || don't ask to ask a question...just ask it!'
* Stumpy has joined #Linux
<Stumpy> I have a mandrake question
<Stumpy> mandrake anyone?
<Rev`15th> read the topic
<Stumpy> ok
<Stumpy> later
<Stumpy> idiot
* Stumpy has left #Linux
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Quote: 49884; Rating: 439; [+|-]
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Munktun: how was thanksgiving?
Wahbuffet: missionary position
Munktun: hahahahaha
Wahbuffet: sorry wrong person
Wahbuffet: pretend i didnt say that
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Quote: 49888; Rating: 636; [+|-]
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<GauHelldragon> haha
<GauHelldragon> we're playing scatergories
<GauHelldragon> and we got "R"
<GauHelldragon> "Fruit", "Infamous people" and "words associated with exersize"
<GauHelldragon> i put down "Richard Simmons" for all 3 :D
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Quote: 49889; Rating: 1077; [+|-]
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<Zang> How old is Sky?
<Cyril> 25 i think
<Cyril> he just gained a level
<Cyril> er year
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Quote: 49891; Rating: 1065; [+|-]
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(R-66Y) 1280x1024 at 60hz hurts my eyes
(raygun) hmm
(raygun) it Hz your eyes
(raygun) SNORT SNORT
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Quote: 49894; Rating: 158; [+|-]
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<sean> though south keys is disgustingly expensive, it's right beside an O-Train station and has a bulk barn next door
<xmatt> O-Train sounds like some weird sexual innuendo.
<adam> it's all in your head, matt.
<xmatt> "I might take her for a ride on the O-Train. Oooh, oooh! Yeah, you know what I mean."
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Quote: 49897; Rating: 146; [+|-]
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<Mr_Saturn> my girls gone wild is almost done downloading
<Mr_Saturn> i wish my laptop worked, i could go watch it in my room
<`Tony`> lol, get real porn :P
<Mr_Saturn> ive got that too
<Mr_Saturn> but sometimes i just like too see the real stuff
<Mr_Saturn> not acted out shit and pornstars
<Mr_Saturn> like natural hot chicks
<Mr_Saturn> you know what i mean
<`Tony`> Yea...
<`Tony`> get a girlfriend :P
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Quote: 49901; Rating: 192; [+|-]
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<Harima Dugong> THere I got my pants cleaned up from all the cum on it
<Square Monkey> LOL
<Harima Dugong> i meant gum
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<RAPEAPE> you know, I get a whole new level of enjoyment from the wizard of oz now that I realize that most everyone in the movie is dead now
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<Amuck50> my buddy shane just started contemplating what the world would be like without boobs
<Amuck50> i think he just scared himself
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Quote: 49912; Rating: 180; [+|-]
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<Intranete> but i never got into just sitting around and programming, i was more into sitting around and playing with my hardware
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<Tim3WorX> somtimes
<Tim3WorX> when i'm naked
<Tim3WorX> and alone
<j4yj0hn> dont finish that sentence
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Quote: 49925; Rating: 106; [+|-]
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<proto> So, I was thinking-- if I were a cannibal and I was eating some guy, would his arms be wings that I could have with bleu cheese and celery?
<mook> Um.
<proto> And would from the knees down be like drumsticks? KFM original recipe?
<mook> If you say lady fingers I'm going to kick you.
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Quote: 49927; Rating: 720; [+|-]
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<beretta> lets say you clone yourself
<beretta> and then you become attracted to yourself..and wind up having sex with your clone
<beretta> does that make you gay, or are you just on the forefront of masturbation technology?
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Quote: 49941; Rating: 246; [+|-]
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<buzgub> do drakconf and drakxconf look at all different?
<puttputt> find / -name "*drak*" -exec rm -f "{}" ;
<Robzy> not at all
<Robzy> puttputt, it returns:
<Robzy> rm: cannot remove `/etc/bootsplash/themes/Mandrake': Is a directory
<Robzy> find: /mnt/floppy: Input/output error
<Robzy> find: . changed during execution of find
<puttputt> oh my god
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<Crucifix> when the pope dies who is the next pope?
<Crucifix> his son?
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<Le0pard> i heard a story, about a dude, he put his penis in a girl's ass, pulled it out and it had shit on it, so he puked on her back.... and she started rubbing it around cuz she thought he jizzed on her
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