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<[-FcG-]Digger> LOLOLOL, Some lady just called my cell and was like "Hi I'd like to place an order"u00a0 So I took it!u00a0 She's gonna be pissed when the pizza doesn't arrive.
<[-FcG-]Digger> LMAO CLASSIC
<[-FcG-]Digger> Oh man, I RULE! |
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<cranky-> pagan: I just catch her when she's not looking
<cranky-> I'll buy her dinner first so it's not rape
<KK-> its just buying sex then
<cranky-> what do you think marriage really is?
<cranky-> it's long term financing on a piece of ass
<_overkill> WORD |
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Quote: 49499; Rating: 480; [+|-]
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<Praetor> i got jury duty and I was like
<Praetor> "well.. I don't believe in drug laws... i couldn't convict someone on drug posession bc i don't believe it should be a crime, unless he was black of course"
<Praetor> excused |
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<sieco> i still use it to play duck hunt
<ion> my nintendo went out the window after that last time I failed to beat ganon and bring home the tri-force
<XCoyote> lol
<ion> my girlfriend was like "you fucking sissy.u00a0 if you don't bring me home the tri-force I'm going out with Bobby next door"
<sieco> rofl
<ion> I'm like "fuck you bitch!"u00a0 and I flung the nintendo at her |
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<wabbit> wanna know something funny dave?
<wabbit> about nora
<wabbit> +d
<wabbit> and what the spend money on?
<wabbit> +y
* |Dave hands wabbit the manual for his keyboard. |
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<blabur93> I swear it was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen
<Zoogle> like all male senior citizen bukkake nasty?
<blabur93> ........ no
<blabur93> but thanks, now i just imagined the most disgusting thing ever
<Zoogle> np, anytime |
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*** Malach has changed the topic on #nz to If your parents get divorced, are they still cousins?
<lower> Shouldn't it be "If your parents get divorced, are you still your own cousin?"
<Malach> lower - you inbreed your way, I'll inbreed mine. |
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<spd> can you be charged for not giving the money back
<EnronExec> only if you're caught |
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<DJ_Antonissen> learned?
<DJ_Antonissen> isn't that for nerds? |
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<Nyphur> I want to grwo my hair long so that if I get a girlfriend, people will think we're lesbians. |
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<Hunter`> someone has a life long grudge against me
<ineffable> Hunter` : yeah, thats probably god |
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xekk: i went to go see the ring
xekk: and this little kid, like 10 years old was sitting behind me
xekk: i guess he had his finger in his mouth
xekk: cause everytime something scary happened, he'd say "I bit my fingo!"
unslaught: hey everyone, im here!
MovieMan112: I bit my fingo! |
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<@Skute> so what is elf doing going out with a 14 year old??
<+Rebs|busy> having a good time it seems |
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<UltimateMetroid> who here plays metroid?
<Daishi> I only play it cause you gotta know samus is hot under that suit
<UltimateMetroid> fag
<Daishi> dumbass |
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<Potrod> you get buffy episodes from newsgroups?
<Killa> newsgroups are like, the primary source for anything big
<Uncle_Tobias> My penis is all over newsgroups |
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<Pikaben> I was born a girl, but mom made me get a sex change because she wanted a goddamn son. |
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<Tak777> my intel FAILED TO INFORM ME THAT THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH SNIPERS
<Tak777> fucking shitty intel
<Ragnaar> Yeah... go with AMD.u00a0 ;) |
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<BusyChild> i hate it when youre just flirting with a girl and you poke her on accident |
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<Jagged> -t is like giving a bunch of small children loaded handguns and telling each of them that the other ones all stole his christmas pressies |
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<Shino> internet people are creepy...
<Shino> if i wasnt me, and met myself, id piss myself with fear |
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<BusyChild> im witnessing the building of a porn site as we speak
<BusyChild> i cant wait to tell my grandkids what i did when i was 21 the night before thansgiving |
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<@martini> my weed dealer, was drunk last night
<@martini> and she started feeling me up
<@rommel> lol
<@rommel> did you advance?
<@martini> i said "call me when you sober up"
<@rommel> aw, you weren't lookin for some butt that night?
<@martini> not at that very moment
<@martini> shit was crazy
<@martini> too many things going on at once
<@kvm> u were chewing gum then?
<@martini> har har
<@rommel> HAHAHAHA
<@rommel> owned. |
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<GaveUp> i stopped skate boarding when i started dirtbiking
<YenSid> ah yea, you can really injure yourself like that
<GaveUp> hehe i've totalled three bikes but the worst injuries i've ever had were self-inflicted ... go figure ;P
<webby_g> stupidity related injuries are always the best |
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<j4yj0hn> look at me! i watch mtv all day! I am brainwashed into thinking pop is an excellent style of music! Road Rules! Real World! Now to go buy my $100 dollar shirt from american eagle or abercrombie because i am a consumer whore!
<j4yj0hn> i hate television... |
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<moistyman> i saw in paper a position for tiolet cleaner at a laxative company |
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<XorTiN> I am sad, I ain't got nuffin to do and all I can do is think about my g/f
<XorTiN> and she out partyin' w/ some friends or somethin
<XorTiN> and she's grounded so I can't call her
<LlnK> she's grounded.. yet she's out partying with guys?>
<LlnK> wtf
<LlnK> you're st00pid
* LlnK backhands some sense into XorTiN
<Illustrious> weird how she's out partyin and grounded
<Illustrious> and can't call you
<Illustrious> blah LlnK you bastard quit reading my mind
<LlnK> heh
<LlnK> Illustrious: i stopped when i saw all the kiddy and beastiality pr0n |
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<foop> 30% soy, 60% whiskey, 25% cock
<foop> the three main food groups |
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<foop> i need a manpurse
<foop> but a dressy one |
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MageGal: MageGal: You know what one of the coolest things is?
BubblyLikeSoda: umm...a duck...?
MageGal: Baby wipes.
BubblyLikeSoda: lol
BubblyLikeSoda: really?
MageGal: We have no toilet paper downstairs right now, but there are babywipes.
MageGal: I feel so very fresh and clean. |
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Ssecondstringr85: i love thanksgiving
TwilightKnight00: me 2
Ssecondstringr85: when the line between what you should eat and what you can eat is blurred |
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<Jon> quick
<Jon> turn to the victorias secret show
<Jon> theres a present for you :D
<merc0> mmm...
<merc0> Wish i could open that present |
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<BigBadGangsta> Not right now, trying to seduce a girl right now
<BigBadGangsta> Mwhahahaha
<BigBadGangsta> Damn, her dad came home, she had to sign off
<IMJack> by that 'she' means "we don't have enough to convict you and my shift is over" |
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<Dilbert> Whats the best material to use to wrap marijuana?
<[LPK]Serj> Saran Wrap
<Dilbert> k thx.
Quits: Dilbert ([email protected]) (Quit:) |
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<SiCkNeSs-> <-------fucking maggot slipknot fan!!!
<SiCkNeSs-> got my own channel!!!!!
<SiCkNeSs-> >=)
<dreamHOBO> i believe you mean fucking faggot |
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<@Vexer`> I just got a new pen, it says "IPMORTANT: WHEN TRAVELING ON A PLANE, UNCAP THE PEN WITH THE TIP FACING UPWARD TO REDUCE ANY RISK OF INK LEAKAGE |
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<betachken> i want a Mac.
<@Burned> me too
<@Burned> its raining alot these days. |
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* Neu[Mann] has a life but can't wait to get the upgrade! |
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`rushu00bb pokemon stadium is so tight
u00ab@ Alp|nEu00bb pokemon is fucking gay.
u00ab`rushu00bb :(
u00ab`rushu00bb i know
u00ab`rushu00bb save me |
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<McMoo> monday's going to suck.
<McMoo> we are going to get fucked in the ass at work
<maff> sounds like someone's got a case of the mondays.
<ChafedNut> McMoo's name is really Milton
* ChafedNut was kicked by McMoo (i don't even have a stapler you fucking faget) |
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<tReMeR> I was cleaning out my closet today and when i was putting my shirts back in the dresser. i wanted to put them in a particular order. I would temperaly put the shirts on this chair until i put them in the closet, in order. and i thought to my self, I have 1, 32$ office chair of cache.
<Gedit> you need a life tReMeR |
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<anomaly> im talking to gf
<anomaly> lol
<darkzeratul1> gf?
<gOtHiC_fReAk`> lol
<darkzeratul1> u have a girl?
<anomaly> gothic freak
<darkzeratul1> hmm...should have figured that out for various reasons ;) |
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Quote: 49602; Rating: 68; [+|-]
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<crypt-> in my bios, should I have AGP fast write enabled or disabled?
<uNK> do you want agp to go fast? |
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<BombScare> RAM Usage: 349/503MB (69.38%)
<snag> :/
<DSLDemon> snag usage: 512/512LBS (100%)
<snag> that's 512more lbs of man than you
<DSLDemon> i'm not sure what that means
<DSLDemon> but ok
<BombScare> heh
<BombScare> dont try to understand snag |
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<Antiarc> Ever have one of those moments where you get out of the shower, get dressed and all, and then realize that you left your webcam on broadcast mode? |
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SwEeTi6724: Every year 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual postions.
XDarkMindedX: Amateurs... |
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< tom> My sister is back... and instead of spending quality time with her family... she's playing Lunar 2!
< ninjamike> and you're on IRC |
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<Dekkon> the meaning of life is as follows:
<Dekkon> "up up down down left right left right B A select start" |
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<kinzillah> pie.
<jej> cocks.
<kinzillah> now THAT'S some word association right there |
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<exemplary> !BrewMstr (meatloaf)-paradise_by_the_dashboard_light.mp3
<exemplary> well then
<exemplary> i'm gay
<exemplary> don't tell |
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<Ffieldboy23> dim sim get a life
<chineseguy4u> why dun u go bak to greasy wogland and shave dat monobrow
<chineseguy4u> and take dat fully sik rear schpoiler of urs bak to wogland |
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