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* Pelayo BGM: !! (illegal) Cute 12 Year Old Being Taught By Daddy -- Fisting Incest Child Teen Preteen Lolita Young Gay Porn Beast Peep Mpeg Mpg Jpeg Jpg Mp3 Avi (6)(2).mpg
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Quote: 48776; Rating: 470; [+|-]
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<lalaloo> hjey ,anmyone her hagve a dell/
<MgicMastr> You really should take that dick out of your mouth when you speak.
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Quote: 48778; Rating: 243; [+|-]
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<gnawol> i hate can beer
<gnawol> i cant drink it
<gnawol> tastes like metal
<gnawol> like a steel dildo
<gnawol> not like ive sucked a steel dildo or anything
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Quote: 48779; Rating: 341; [+|-]
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<Cold0ne> the house is shaking
<Cold0ne> WTF!!!!!
<Guyp> you know youre a geek when there's an earth quake but instead of running away you keep writing "WTF!?!" :O
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Quote: 48782; Rating: 277; [+|-]
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<Kevyn> I lent my friend money last nite so he could get a lap dance from a stripper. And he just said to me on AIM, "hey, thanks for the lap dance"
<Kevyn> I'm so glad people can't overhear conversations on AIM.
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Quote: 48792; Rating: 368; [+|-]
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<ObjBRB> the last time i had a piece of ass was when my finger ripped thru the toilet paper
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Quote: 48798; Rating: 225; [+|-]
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* CoolNo9 was in a room with 15 dba's and 1 coldfusion developer
<CoolNo9> guess which one I was :)
<ConqSoft> CoolNo9: The gay one?
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Quote: 48802; Rating: 277; [+|-]
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<loss> i met this japanese kid at comdex who could sms 65 wpm
<_dren_> fucker prolly rip his weenier off when he whacks
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Quote: 48808; Rating: 212; [+|-]
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<Lilmuckers> i called my headmaster dad today =/
<ibor132> hahaha
<ibor132> howd u manage that?
<SonicRageX> heh
<Lilmuckers> he said something and i saidm "yes dad"
<Lilmuckers> in the lesson
<ibor132> rofl
<Lilmuckers> in front of the calss
<ibor132> whatd he do>?
<Lilmuckers> said "i doubt i was that promisuous 16 years ago"
<Lilmuckers> promiscuous
<ibor132> ROFL!!!!
<SonicRageX> dude
<SonicRageX> thats classic
<ibor132> someone bash that
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Quote: 48816; Rating: 11; [+|-]
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<Targaff> nem1: i've got the solution to your little
<Targaff> problem
<DrtySOUTH> viagra?
<DrtySOUTH> :D
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Quote: 48821; Rating: -2; [+|-]
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UFO19M: In Russia, we poke each other in the rectum to stay warm
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Quote: 48822; Rating: 99; [+|-]
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UFO19M: it is my goal to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick
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Quote: 48825; Rating: 281; [+|-]
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<Floach-> I guess DDoS is like a network bukkake? :)
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Quote: 48829; Rating: 532; [+|-]
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UFO19M: You know how you go into a public rest room and the integrity of every stall has been compromised, so you have to pick the least disgusting one?
UFO19M: That is how I feel about dating
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Quote: 48842; Rating: 146; [+|-]
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<Basketcase> There was a swarm of lesbians at my school today...
<Basketcase> they were gonna eat me out alive...
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Quote: 48855; Rating: 68; [+|-]
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<[-FcG-]Zwitta[D-F]|away> its from bash, so it must be true
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Quote: 48856; Rating: 752; [+|-]
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fallouswk > bwahahahaha. coworker comes in with a problem, gets halfway into the explanation and then pauses and says "umm, it smells like you've been farting in here" "yes, I have" "I'm going to leave now" "I think that would be best"
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Quote: 48857; Rating: 67; [+|-]
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<holden>i missed 30 days of school last year
<ZeroX>y?
<holden>i wanted to stay home and play cs
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Quote: 48858; Rating: 13; [+|-]
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<Edgar_the_Fish> mmm hoodie
<Edgar_the_Fish> i'd have sex with my hoodie its so soft
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Quote: 48861; Rating: 150; [+|-]
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[@pHluid] Dolphins also have foot long prehensile penises
[@pHluid] they can flex them, curl them, corkscrew them whatever
[@pHluid] you haven't really lived until you've felt a dolphin's cock up yo...er
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Quote: 48866; Rating: 101; [+|-]
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toman7465: ben doesn't like debbies cochie?
s o k k e rguy03: I like the soft hills of the desert, the thick moist foliage of the Jungle just doesn't suit me
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Quote: 48876; Rating: 35; [+|-]
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[@mad-ShaggZ]my parents said i could anything i wanted to be when i grew up....so i chose to be an asshole
[@mad-ShaggZ]nothing wrong with that...
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Quote: 48884; Rating: 185; [+|-]
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(DownKaos): W0lfy's idea of taking a girl out is fucking her then deflating her
(W0lfy): u following me?
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Quote: 48885; Rating: 104; [+|-]
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(WHW-Rob): i need to make a shirt.... "You're so much sexier when you just SHUT UP!"
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Quote: 48886; Rating: 24; [+|-]
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(PrinceDC): incase you didnt see them all
(PrinceDC): theres girls sucking my dick in the pics
(DownKaos): thats almost as cool as curtis's with the dog licking the peanut butter off his....
(DownKaos): n/m
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Quote: 48893; Rating: 1309; [+|-]
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< froggie> how frequently do chest infections kill asthmatics?
< punchcard> no more than once i would guess
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Quote: 48900; Rating: -8; [+|-]
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<Zeus|ViceCity> fuck my back is stif
<Zeus|ViceCity> stiff.. lol
<ZeroHour> next time just lay on your back, don't bend over
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Quote: 48909; Rating: 6; [+|-]
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<Hoop> anyone have/seen Weapons.Of.Ass.Destruction any place ?
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Quote: 48910; Rating: 310; [+|-]
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<BRAVESTAR> AOL HACKED ME NOW I CANT USE LOWER CASE
<BRAVESTAR> THIS WILL FUCK MY UNIX SHIT UP
<BRAVESTAR> -bash-2.05b$ LS
<BRAVESTAR> -bash: LS: command not found
<BRAVESTAR> FUCK
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Quote: 48915; Rating: -184; [+|-]
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<Coco13> SOMEONE DIAL UP BASH.ORG, WE GOT A CASE OF THE FUNNIES
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Quote: 48924; Rating: 194; [+|-]
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<Beerman> My dick is so big its population had a revolution. its now known as the democratic republic of my dick.
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Quote: 48929; Rating: 103; [+|-]
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Shamp00kiE: i have to draw lots
Shamp00kiE: of boring stuff
Shamp00kiE: well boring people
Shamp00kiE: i dont like drawing people i know. im always afarid ill fuck up and i ususally do
ECBoots84: Anything specific?
Shamp00kiE: 2 portraits of friends or family, and 2 sitting poses of friends and crap
ECBoots84: Ooooh...fun
Shamp00kiE: yeah
Shamp00kiE: i dont want to hear "why do i look like crap?! you think i look like crap!! oh god im ugly!" and then crying afterwards
ECBoots84: I guess you're not the only one in your social circle who overreacts then
Shamp00kiE: i dont really have one, so i was just projecting myself if i was being drawn i guess
Shamp00kiE: *shrug*
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Quote: 48933; Rating: 1; [+|-]
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<Frieveta> waitaminute.... you can go multiplayer in magic?
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Quote: 48934; Rating: 379; [+|-]
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<Lestat> I can't just turn on the funny like some fountain of funny.
<ally> ...
<ally> why the fuck not?
<Lestat> I have to milk it from the special cows.
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Quote: 48950; Rating: -6; [+|-]
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<c-rOCK> when youre bored i highly recommend making fun of beaners.
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Quote: 48952; Rating: 278; [+|-]
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<@patm> monty die and go to hell now please
<Monty> url?
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Quote: 48956; Rating: 47; [+|-]
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<yods> maybe i should send her a loveop to apologise
<yods> 'sorry i was so mean..hope the suicde goes well...heres a shotty
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Quote: 48957; Rating: 386; [+|-]
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<Shino> scientists are going to make a blue rose with new breakthroughs in biotechnology.. our tax dollars at work!!!
<Shino> I guess they got bored of the cancer thing......
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Quote: 48958; Rating: 162; [+|-]
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<notklister> what kind of people make computer programs?
<klister> programmers
<notklister> alright
<notklister> I think thats what Im going to tech school for
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Quote: 48959; Rating: 117; [+|-]
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<SiZZuRp> bend over and spell run
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Quote: 48967; Rating: 317; [+|-]
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<ChaosDragon> Can someone explain this to me?
<ChaosDragon> "Christmas Star - Outdoor Icicle Lights
<ChaosDragon> For indoor use only."
<Custodian> lol
<Custodian> that's almost as good as the shower cap box with "fits one head" on it
<Custodian> (from a hotel in disney, france)
<Roachie> LOL
<Custodian> I can only assume the french have some odd shower habbits
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Quote: 48970; Rating: 134; [+|-]
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<N41LGuN> You're a gay dumbass.
<SaxxonPike> yeah
<SaxxonPike> RIGHT
<SaxxonPike> NO I mean YEAH RIGHT
<N41LGuN> uh huh.
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Quote: 48975; Rating: 249; [+|-]
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*** Malrothien was kicked by Malrothien (this rooms too ghey for me)
<Mardom> whoa shit
<Mardom> you can kick yourself?
<Mardom> thats deep
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Quote: 48978; Rating: 202; [+|-]
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<Coco13> Girls are a waste of polygons.
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Quote: 48980; Rating: 926; [+|-]
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<Adrenna> Mom's misguided kitten crawled under the covers while I was recovering from a tonsillectomy & thought my clit would be good to lick.. holy mother of god I screeched
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Quote: 48993; Rating: 86; [+|-]
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<Medic_> wow.. this is new. http://www.christianlesbians.com/
<mfreeck> damn, no pictures.
<Medic_> they're christans.. they're modest.
<Medic_> and they're probably ugly. :)
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Quote: 48994; Rating: 200; [+|-]
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<Daimyou> SUPERMARKET!
* Daimyou starts rapping
<Daimyou> SUPAH MARKEEEEEET!!!!111111
<Daimyou> YOU HAVE TEH CHEESE AND TEH VEGGIEZ
<Daimyou> AND TEH TROUTTTTT
<Daimyou> SUPAH MARKEEEEEET!!!!111111
<Daimyou> YAYAY I RIDE AROUND IN TEH SHOOPPPPPING KAAAARTS
<Daimyou> AND THEN I GO THROUGH THE TAAAAAAYKEOUT
<Daimyou> I MEAN CASHIER
<Daimyou> SUPAH MARKEEEEEET!!!!111111
<Daimyou> BUT THEN I DON'T HAVE TEH MONEYZZZZ
<Daimyou> SO MY MOM PAAAAAYS FORRRRRR ITTTTT
<Daimyou> SUPAH MARKEEEEEET!!!!111111
<Daimyou> THE ENDZ0RZ
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Quote: 48996; Rating: 252; [+|-]
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<Hat> Windows XP isn't that bad, foO.
<Hat> At least it's better than fucking ME.
<Hat> Wait, I think I saw that on bash.org.
<Hat> aggggrggrgrh, I DID see it!
<Hat> Man, I'm fucking pathetic. I have IRC quotes in my subconscious.
<foO> the funny thing about it is that you actually have a girlfriend that puts out, yet you still irc
<Hat> I'm hideous! Don't look at me!
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Quote: 49005; Rating: 334; [+|-]
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* LordMadOne dreams of his soon to be girl
<eMEraLdwPn> you talked to her at all recently?
<LordMadOne> no :(
<eMEraLdwPn> call her
<LordMadOne> I got a poem for her too
<LordMadOne> I have no phone
<eMEraLdwPn> well that sucks..
<eMEraLdwPn> get arrested and make her your one phone call!
<eMEraLdwPn> now that's romance!
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