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<Scire> if Milla Jovavich was sucking me off, when I came in her mouth I'd scream, "BIG BA-DA-BOOM!"
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<Unregistered> should I wank and get food, or order and have it come here?
<Unregistered> er walk, I mean walk
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<spil0ink> is it pronounced live or live?
<Shit_Pifter> live
<spil0ink> thanks
<Shit_Pifter> np
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<v-ger> it's fun to hate people online - it's like a video game and sensitive people's feelings are like quad damage
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<UFGailorJupiter> i'm going to go cleanse myself.
<UFGailorJupiter> i'll be bathing in the sacred hentai waters.
<UFGailorJupiter> well
<UFGailorJupiter> hentai game music waters.
<Bob_McBob> So what you mean is, you're going to download some porn and masturbate?
<UFGailorJupiter> Bob: YES!
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<Lime> i still keep thinking youre a girl :|
<Pikaben> I wish I was :|
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<Pikaben> I find it eerie that Renegadellf knows that I'm left-handed.
<Pikaben> He says that it's because I take forever to masturbate.
<Pikaben> Then he said something about using right-hand masturbating techniques.
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<[smurf]> MelowRage: you are a sick, sick, sick child
<MelowRage> I know
<[smurf]> even the name MelowRage pisses me off
<[smurf]> it tears me
<MelowRage> SCORE
<[smurf]> I am seared
<MelowRage> I was hoping it would piss someone off
<[smurf]> SEARING RAGE OF MELLOWNESS
<MelowRage> what with the blatant misspelling and such
<MelowRage> It was either "MelowRage" or "MellowRag"
<[smurf]> it makes me want to flip out and listen to Jazz at the same time
<MelowRage> I chose the former
<MelowRage> hehehe
<MelowRage> VIOLENT JAZZ MUSIC!!!
<[smurf]> STOP IT
<[smurf]> HAVE YOU EVER FLIPPED OUT TO JAZZ CORPERAL?!
<[smurf]> IT'S NOT SOMETHING A GROWN MAN SHOULD DO!
<MelowRage> like a music video of some black dude going nuts and shoving his saxophone into a guy's eyeball
<[smurf]> ..nah
<[smurf]> that's rage
<[smurf]>mellow rage would be the Micheal Jackson video where they get all ready to knife fight and then they just dance with their hands together
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<+nPHo> no.life = this is what you have if you are looking at this.
<smcn> haw i didn't look at it
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<Shinvega> Whether you want kids or not, eventually you're gonna slip one past the goalie ;)
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<Shinji> I have a riddle: What type of dog doesn't bark?
<Shinvega> Your mom?
<Tanya> A hotdog ^_^
<Neopanda> my penis.
<Shinji> The one I hit with my car yesterday!
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<Millenia> Oh. And for everyone who insisted "Dungeons and Dragons" was the worst movie ever?
<Mareg> We were right?
<Millenia> You are right. You are SO right. I wanted to gouge out my own eyes.
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<Inno[AoFoKu]> he has been connected to thier cocks by the lips for a while
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<Rufus> Damn, a job at blizzard would certainly be cool
<Shinji> nah
<Shinji> you'd get your paycheck 7 months after you are supposed to
<Rufus> So true
<Rufus> And it would be "patched" and "downgraded" by that time
<Rufus> Your net result would be a check for 5 bucks with "gogogogogogoggogogo" written all over it
<Shinji> But don't forget
<Shinji> There'd be a dupe bug, so you could get double your pay as much as you want
<Rufus> You'd have to throw the check on the ground, then pick it up and your pocketbook at the same time
<Shinji> ... but then you'd lag trying to cross the street to get to the bank, get hit by a bicyclist repeatedly, and die :)
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<Kingin> What the fuck kind of settings are these? "Please cum in my ass"?
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<Futility> ...George Harrison? He died or something?
<Rufus> Yeah.
<Rufus> Throat cancer, or something
<Munin> APPARENTLY, SEMEN IS CARCINOGENIC!
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<N3xtAxchunz3r0> y'ever had to take a shit, but were already listening to music and playing gameboy so you went in the bathroom with your headphones and gameboy, took a shit, and didn't come out for 2 hours cuz you still needed to catch a friggin pikachu?
<N3xtAxchunz3r0> I have..
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<dormando> I power my car on harvested angst
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<Somebob> Apparently, I said something about some filesharing program in the topic once.
<Staberinde> Except when it comes in contact with you fucking idiots who use spyware infected cockshit
<Staberinde> It added a reg key which just added an annoying "CANNOT LOAD XXX.DLL" message on start to my startup
<Staberinde> Since I had neutered it
<Staberinde> Then I removed it from my registry since that CANNOT LOAD annoyed me.
<Somebob> I never recommended kazaa goddamnit
<Staberinde> I neuter everything I come in contact with just to make sure it doesn't fuck me.
<Staberinde> OVER.
<Staberinde> shit
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<geck`> anyone like vegtable lasagna?
<_ace> i do
<geck`> good stuff huh ace
<_ace> cept for the kind with spinach,
<geck`> unfortunately mine is frozen pr-made but its still excellent
<geck`> esad it actually is like reg lasagna but it has a cheese sause and may veggies
<kisama> pr made?
<kisama> hahah
<geck`> pre made snow
<geck`> like frozen
<kisama> i thought you meant
<kisama> puerto rican made
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<@crikket> hrrm ima go to bed now...
<DarkSpork> 'night crikket
<tuptup> nitenite
<@crikket> na'nite all
...
<neo-kun> cya crikket
* @crikket comes back and turns off his speakers * o.O;
<@crikket> nite nite neo
<tuptup> awww
<tuptup> i coulda beeped crikket to sleep XD
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* Riven will give head for broadband
<Riven i wish someone would service my area ;-;
<Riven> .... that didn't come out right
<Riven> but now that i mention it ...
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<@sniper_cs> where do you live?
<@sniper_cs> I can burn + send it
<@sniper_cs> maybe
<bobbles> about 3 metres from adsl area
<@sniper_cs> roflmao
<@sniper_cs> ouch
<bobbles> i lived here for like 8 years
<bobbles> then they finally bring adsl
<bobbles> and it stops 3 houses away
<BenZor> hahaha
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<Mime> If you ejaculate on the moon, do you go flying backwards?
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<Zero-Wing> i bought a game the other day and it said Win 98, Win NT and Better... so i installed it on linux
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<Scott> My friend Anne just... gave me some offer
<Scott> Like... an odd, odd offer
<Scott> She offered to give me five dollars if I let her blow me.
<Luckett_X> GET YOUR COCK OUT AND THRUST IT AT HER
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<DrNick668> HI EVERYBODY
<datacide> don't shout
<datacide> my head hurts
<datacide> please
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<Rainwulf> my laptop cant play CS
<Rainwulf> that doesnt worry me though.
<Rainwulf> cos i cant either
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<@wangzang> HOLLY SHIST EARTHCQUAKE
<@wangzang> OMFG
<@wangzang> whoa
<@wangzang> holy fucks
<@wangzang> jeseu i'm not kididings
<@wangzang> jesus christ
<@wangzang> omg mog mgoomgmgo
< SteamedHams> it must be shaking the shit out of your keyboard
<@wangzang> omog
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<+SLing> I think I have just won the award for computer stupidity
<Gau> How's that?
<+SLing> ok
<+SLing> I just installed this disk cleanup software that I had ran before with no problems
<+SLing> and I cleaned up a bunch of files
<+SLing> then I restarted because my internet connection was going strange
<+SLing> my computer begins to boot and I see this "NLTDR is mising" error
<+SLing> I had no idea what the fuck I had done so I popped in my windows 2000 CD and ran a repair install
<+SLing> the repair went fine but when I restarted again I had that error
<+SLing> so I'm like "Oh shit, I fucked up my computer"
<+SLing> I start freaking out
<+SLing> and then I realize
<+SLing> THERES A FUCKING UNFORMATTED FLOPPY DISK IN MY DISK DRIVE
<+SLing> -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;
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<Pyke> Kinky???
<Kinky_Amore> Pyke
<Spice> lol
<Pyke> kinky!
<Kinky_Amore> pyke?
<Pyke> kinky?
<Kinky_Amore> oh pyke?
<Pyke> Oh KINKY!
<Kinky_Amore> oh pyke,,, yes
<Pyke> OH GOD KINKY!
<Kinky_Amore> u almost htere
<Pyke> ooooooooooh.....
* Pyke was kicked by rEdSaTiN (thanx for cumming)
* Kinky_Amore was kicked by rEdSaTiN (thanx for cumming too)
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* +Onima does the robot
* Shinta-san sticks his foot out while onima dances
* Onima does not trip cause the robot does not require you to move your feet
<+Onima> :D
<@theGrinch> lol!
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<fragglet> you broke up with your boyfriend because he killed your uptime?
<Isky> fragglet : more or less, yes
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<mindcrime> i er
<mindcrime> hung up with the pizza dude
<mindcrime> and i were like going to say "ah, lovely, thanks"
<mindcrime> and i er
<mindcrime> managed to say "I love you"
<mindcrime> he must think im a complete freak
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<Deconstructor> in school, i usually go to the bathroom the same time everyday, and noone else is there then, so i decided to be cool one day so i sidestepped in like the doomguy with my fakegun pointed outward, and i circle strafed right into this other guy
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<Ljung> does IRC take scripts?
<Ljung> <SCRIPT language="JavaScript">
<Ljung> damn
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<endura> dude "I just realized whats so kickass
<endura> my dads out of town the whole weekend
<endura> I can walk around naked for the next 48 hours!
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<Soulman> please note when someone says google is good for finding pics they don't me pictures of mikey mouse. if you catch my drift
<Kawaii_Kaitlin> Sometimes they do
<Kawaii_Kaitlin> If you catch my drift
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<Rottencrotch> h0k do u have months in holland?
<hokhokk> wtf
<hokhokk> no we only have minutes
<Rottencrotch> omg
<hokhokk> its 238472893765 today
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Quote: 48419; Rating: 223; [+|-]
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<White_Devil> ppl who put down other ppl from other countries are basicly ingnorant...We are all from the human race and the sooner ppl can put away their bias, the sooner they can be dominated by the USA
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<velco> real men use mailx *g*
<ahu> real men whistle into the cable
<movement> no, real men stand up for a 1, and lay down for a 0
<movement> and transmit it over a webcam
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Quote: 48433; Rating: 283; [+|-]
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<sprawd_> how do i delete the history in konquerer?
<RichiH> the smart way of saying "i've been browsing porn at my dad's computer"
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<Nike> i swear, my MP3's get scratched
<Loop> probably nike
<Nike> like i got a really annoying little brother sim wandering around my home directory
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Quote: 48443; Rating: 80; [+|-]
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<Smerdyakov> ... based _only_ one, I mean
<Smerdyakov> s/one/alshfsafa
<Smerdyakov> s/alshfsafa/afsaagagaskhaah
<Smerdyakov> s/afsaagagaskhaah/on
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<Nazgul> my grandma got some pictures developed, and she was showing them to me, and said that they must have accidently one of someone else's pictures in with hers
<Nazgul> because there was a pic of a woman and man standing beside each other with their dog
<Nazgul> and I was looking at it, and thinking weird..then looked in the upper right hand corner and saw a flying saucer in the sky
<Nazgul> and was like "SHIT!"
<BloodFromStone> o_o
<BloodFromStone> Don't send them back.
<Nazgul> then flipped it over and it was a promotional advertisement thing for "Taken" on the scifi channel
* Nazgul chuckles.
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cptchris F O O: i was measureing my dick and it said 10 in, i was happy till i realized the ruler was backwards
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<@JeffRaven> I posted a question about putting a time limit on how long someone can be logged onto win2k
<@JeffRaven> and several people from IT departments of companies have emailed me wondering if I found an answer
<@JeffRaven> boy they'd be shocked if they found out I'm just a unemployed college graduate trying to limit the time of my brother on the computer
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Quote: 48501; Rating: 512; [+|-]
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Phut: ooh
Phut: I just had an idea
Phut: I wanna save up a lot of money...... rent a billboard, and just simply put "www.goatse.cx" on it. Nothing else but that.
Phut: that would own
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Quote: 48504; Rating: 193; [+|-]
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<NinjaStu> ack! Scotch Irish on my keyboard!
<NinjaStu> if i start typing funny
<NinjaStu> my keyboard is intoxicated
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Quote: 48505; Rating: 751; [+|-]
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Jigglyjuff: that's worse then that peanut, butter and jelly sandwich i hear all americans like
<CHAT MattDavis> no
<CHAT MattDavis> peanut butter
Jigglyjuff: oh! that makes much more sense
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