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<Marticus> i'm still looking for an intelligent non-headcase female
<UgLyPuNk> they don't exist
<UgLyPuNk> all women are head cases
<toe-wk> its true
<toe-wk> heres how i break it down in geek talk for you nerds to understand
<toe-wk> males = intel pentium 4's. Cool, reliable, stable, tough
<toe-wk> females = AMD athlons, sure their sexy, and their hot...but as soon as they start thinking i wouldnt rely on one :D
<Marticus> and uh, calculators are little girls, and mainframes are bbw
<Annon201> what bout graphic calculators??
<Marticus> thats when they get some grass on the pitch |
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Quote: 48730; Rating: 370; [+|-]
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<Sirea> My brothers cats name is God Damned Cat and she's running around with pair of my panties in her mouth
<Leth|ASSignment> "God Damned Cat and she's running around with pair of my panties in her mouth" is a damn long name. |
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Quote: 48732; Rating: 196; [+|-]
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<FLoRa> i'd actually rather be ugly than fat
<milenko> hmm i dont think so
<milenko> you can lose fat
<milenko> BUT YOU CANT LOSE UGLY! |
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Quote: 48733; Rating: 6; [+|-]
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<-Sharky-> lol, thats a new one
<-Sharky-> raping urself
<PuffinFreshWog> riight
<PuffinFreshWog> well if your underage and you don't concent to you hand...
<-Sharky-> so like ur playin wif urself, and then saying "No, no dont do this"
<-Sharky-> to urself? |
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Quote: 48736; Rating: 118; [+|-]
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<G[a]lly> i'd like to download virtual valerie
<decryption> lol
<decryption> ive downloaded that
<decryption> hahah
<decryption> its crazy
<decryption> does a strip to the mp3 your listening to
<pancakes> what is it?
<G[a]lly> really?
<G[a]lly> i thought you had to try and get her off with a virtual dildo..
<decryption> ohhh..
<decryption> well this one aint
<G[a]lly> I'll give it a go anyway
<decryption> but that one sounds much more interesting
<G[a]lly> and how!
<decryption> virtual dildo.. need i say more?
<G[a]lly> mate's dad has it on his computer, i was kinda freaked out, but didn't play it in case he has a high score and i accidentally break it and he finds out |
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Quote: 48744; Rating: 150; [+|-]
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<Deusa> I've never seen snow
<tm2> It's very overrated
<tm2> Try sitting in your refrigerator sometime... |
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Quote: 48747; Rating: 616; [+|-]
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<@PuffinFreshWog> kingmax is good ram
<@PuffinFreshWog> right?
<@PuffinFreshWog> but won't that not matter since my current ram is a crap brand
<@cbf> ueaj
<@cbf> uyeaj
<@cbf> yueah
<@cbf> yeah
<@cbf> fod dammit
<@cbf> fgod
<@cbf> gofd
<@PuffinFreshWog> LMFAO
<@cbf> gof
<@cbf> god |
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Quote: 48748; Rating: -247; [+|-]
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<RaveHoppe> MorbiD: You are just a big fat gay
<MorbiD> Ravehoppe: Shut the fuck up
* MorbiD stealthily creeps up behind RaveHoppe and SLAMS his penis deep into RaveHoppe's ass until the penis is deep enough for flesh to curl RaveHoppe's hair ..AND quickly buttfucks RaveHoppe a second time, causing a wild spurt of blood! ...AND fucks RaveHoppe HARD a third time to get his point across! YUCH, RaveHoppe's entrails burst out of RaveHoppe's mouth! |
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Quote: 48752; Rating: 93; [+|-]
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[+ForKsTar] I hate doctors
[+ForKsTar] last time I went, I had fingers jammed up my ass
[+Z0iC] teh doctar did goatse to u :< |
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Quote: 48755; Rating: 14; [+|-]
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<jmess> this is the best set up.
<jmess> laying on my beanbag ircing
<jmess> hahaha SAD
<Fabio> hahaha
<Fabio> as bad as me
<Fabio> in bed ircing |
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Quote: 48771; Rating: -107; [+|-]
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* Pelayo BGM: !! (illegal) Cute 12 Year Old Being Taught By Daddy -- Fisting Incest Child Teen Preteen Lolita Young Gay Porn Beast Peep Mpeg Mpg Jpeg Jpg Mp3 Avi (6)(2).mpg |
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Quote: 48776; Rating: 492; [+|-]
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<lalaloo> hjey ,anmyone her hagve a dell/
<MgicMastr> You really should take that dick out of your mouth when you speak. |
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Quote: 48778; Rating: 270; [+|-]
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<gnawol> i hate can beer
<gnawol> i cant drink it
<gnawol> tastes like metal
<gnawol> like a steel dildo
<gnawol> not like ive sucked a steel dildo or anything |
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Quote: 48779; Rating: 377; [+|-]
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<Cold0ne> the house is shaking
<Cold0ne> WTF!!!!!
<Guyp> you know youre a geek when there's an earth quake but instead of running away you keep writing "WTF!?!" :O |
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Quote: 48782; Rating: 315; [+|-]
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<Kevyn> I lent my friend money last nite so he could get a lap dance from a stripper. And he just said to me on AIM, "hey, thanks for the lap dance"
<Kevyn> I'm so glad people can't overhear conversations on AIM. |
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Quote: 48792; Rating: 383; [+|-]
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<ObjBRB> the last time i had a piece of ass was when my finger ripped thru the toilet paper |
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Quote: 48798; Rating: 251; [+|-]
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* CoolNo9 was in a room with 15 dba's and 1 coldfusion developer
<CoolNo9> guess which one I was :)
<ConqSoft> CoolNo9:u00a0 The gay one? |
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Quote: 48802; Rating: 311; [+|-]
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<loss> i met this japanese kid at comdex who could sms 65 wpm
<_dren_> fucker prolly rip his weenier off when he whacks |
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Quote: 48808; Rating: 237; [+|-]
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<Lilmuckers> i called my headmaster dad today =/
<ibor132> hahaha
<ibor132> howd u manage that?
<SonicRageX> heh
<Lilmuckers> he said something and i saidm "yes dad"
<Lilmuckers> in the lesson
<ibor132> rofl
<Lilmuckers> in front of the calss
<ibor132> whatd he do>?
<Lilmuckers> said "i doubt i was that promisuous 16 years ago"
<Lilmuckers> promiscuous
<ibor132> ROFL!!!!
<SonicRageX> dude
<SonicRageX> thats classic
<ibor132> someone bash that |
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Quote: 48816; Rating: 37; [+|-]
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<Targaff> nem1: i've got the solution to your little
<Targaff> problem
<DrtySOUTH> viagra?
<DrtySOUTH> :D |
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Quote: 48821; Rating: 13; [+|-]
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UFO19M: In Russia, we poke each other in the rectum to stay warm |
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Quote: 48822; Rating: 112; [+|-]
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UFO19M: it is my goal to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick |
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Quote: 48825; Rating: 317; [+|-]
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<Floach-> I guess DDoS is like a network bukkake? :) |
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Quote: 48829; Rating: 552; [+|-]
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UFO19M: You know how you go into a public rest room and the integrity of every stall has been compromised, so you have to pick the least disgusting one?
UFO19M: That is how I feel about dating |
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Quote: 48835; Rating: 71; [+|-]
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UFO19M: Iu0092d burn her like a witch but I am afraid of the fumes |
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Quote: 48842; Rating: 187; [+|-]
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<Basketcase> There was a swarm of lesbians at my school today...
<Basketcase> they were gonna eat me out alive... |
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Quote: 48855; Rating: 87; [+|-]
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<[-FcG-]Zwitta[D-F]|away> its from bash, so it must be true |
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Quote: 48856; Rating: 781; [+|-]
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fallouswk > bwahahahaha.u00a0 coworker comes in with a problem, gets halfway into the explanation and then pauses and says "umm, it smells like you've been farting in here"u00a0 "yes, I have"u00a0 "I'm going to leave now"u00a0 "I think that would be best" |
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Quote: 48857; Rating: 102; [+|-]
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<holden>i missed 30 days of school last year
<ZeroX>y?
<holden>i wanted to stay home and play cs |
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Quote: 48858; Rating: 27; [+|-]
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<Edgar_the_Fish> mmm hoodie
<Edgar_the_Fish> i'd have sex with my hoodie its so soft |
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Quote: 48861; Rating: 183; [+|-]
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[@pHluid] Dolphins also have foot long prehensile penises
[@pHluid] they can flex them, curl them, corkscrew them whatever
[@pHluid] you haven't really lived until you've felt a dolphin's cock up yo...er |
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Quote: 48866; Rating: 125; [+|-]
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toman7465: ben doesn't like debbies cochie?
s o k k e rguy03: I like the soft hills of the desert, the thick moist foliage of the Jungle just doesn't suit me |
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Quote: 48876; Rating: 59; [+|-]
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[@mad-ShaggZ]my parents said i could anything i wanted to be when i grew up....so i chose to be an asshole
[@mad-ShaggZ]nothing wrong with that... |
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Quote: 48884; Rating: 195; [+|-]
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(DownKaos): W0lfy's idea of taking a girl out is fucking her then deflating her
(W0lfy): u following me? |
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Quote: 48885; Rating: 121; [+|-]
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(WHW-Rob): i need to make a shirt.... "You're so much sexier when you just SHUT UP!" |
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Quote: 48886; Rating: 26; [+|-]
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(PrinceDC): incase you didnt see them all
(PrinceDC): theres girls sucking my dick in the pics
(DownKaos): thats almost as cool as curtis's with the dog licking the peanut butter off his....
(DownKaos): n/m |
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Quote: 48893; Rating: 1346; [+|-]
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< froggie> how frequently do chest infections kill asthmatics?
< punchcard> no more than once i would guess |
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Quote: 48900; Rating: 23; [+|-]
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<Zeus|ViceCity> fuck my back is stif
<Zeus|ViceCity> stiff.. lol
<ZeroHour> next time just lay on your back, don't bend over |
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Quote: 48909; Rating: 33; [+|-]
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<Hoop> anyone have/seen Weapons.Of.Ass.Destruction any place ? |
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Quote: 48910; Rating: 330; [+|-]
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<BRAVESTAR> AOL HACKED ME NOW I CANT USE LOWER CASE
<BRAVESTAR> THIS WILL FUCK MY UNIX SHIT UP
<BRAVESTAR> -bash-2.05b$ LS
<BRAVESTAR> -bash: LS: command not found
<BRAVESTAR> FUCK |
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Quote: 48915; Rating: -172; [+|-]
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<Coco13> SOMEONE DIAL UP BASH.ORG, WE GOT A CASE OF THE FUNNIES |
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Quote: 48924; Rating: 216; [+|-]
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<Beerman> My dick is so big its population had a revolution. its now known as the democratic republic of my dick. |
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Quote: 48929; Rating: 112; [+|-]
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Shamp00kiE: i have to draw lots
Shamp00kiE: of boring stuff
Shamp00kiE: well boring people
Shamp00kiE: i dont like drawing people i know. im always afarid ill fuck up and i ususally do
ECBoots84: Anything specific?
Shamp00kiE: 2 portraits of friends or family, and 2 sitting poses of friends and crap
ECBoots84: Ooooh...fun
Shamp00kiE: yeah
Shamp00kiE: i dont want to hear "why do i look like crap?! you think i look like crap!! oh god im ugly!" and then crying afterwards
ECBoots84: I guess you're not the only one in your social circle who overreacts then
Shamp00kiE: i dont really have one, so i was just projecting myself if i was being drawn i guess
Shamp00kiE: *shrug* |
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Quote: 48933; Rating: 0; [+|-]
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<Frieveta> waitaminute.... you can go multiplayer in magic? |
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Quote: 48934; Rating: 403; [+|-]
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<Lestat> I can't just turn on the funny like some fountain of funny.
<ally> ...
<ally> why the fuck not?
<Lestat> I have to milk it from the special cows. |
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Quote: 48950; Rating: 16; [+|-]
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<c-rOCK> when youre bored i highly recommend making fun of beaners. |
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Quote: 48952; Rating: 313; [+|-]
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<@patm> monty die and go to hell now please
<Monty> url? |
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Quote: 48956; Rating: 79; [+|-]
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<yods> maybe i should send her a loveop to apologise
<yods> 'sorry i was so mean..hope the suicde goes well...heres a shotty |
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Quote: 48957; Rating: 398; [+|-]
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<Shino> scientists are going to make a blue rose with new breakthroughs in biotechnology.. our tax dollars at work!!!
<Shino> I guess they got bored of the cancer thing...... |
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