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<Soultechh> i say potato, you say potato
<Soultechh> doesn't really work on irc does it? :
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(%nickster) my moms gonna be a helper at a school
(%nickster) for mentally handicapped people
(@starbucks_mafia) thats great
(@starbucks_mafia) you'll get to see her more often now
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<me> I had an ex called steve...who spent all his time on the computer....so one day I stripped naked and stood beside him...he turned around and said "I get your point" and went back to playing his game
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<CptPlanet> man. i just called my finger a faggot for having a splinter in it.
<CptPlanet> i need to get some friends, stat.
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Quote: 38133; Rating: 931; [+|-]
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<Dedge> When you kill 6 people in Unreal Tournament it's "Monster Kill", In Quake3 it's "Excellent", in Counter-Strike it's "Kicked by console"
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Quote: 38135; Rating: 106; [+|-]
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<@Crimson> Apache + FreeBSD + PHP + MySQL (or PostgreSQL I've heard) = WEB SERVER HEAVEN :)
<%djlaptop> I don't trust anything I didn't spend a lot of money on
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<dbanks> does anyone know what DS would mean if someone said "you are DS"
<@kellogs> <dbanks>: you are a dumb shit
<dbanks> fuck you, i come in here asking for someeno to hepl me and you abuse me fuckin cunt
*** Parts: dbanks ([email protected])
<petey> lol dumbass
*** Joins: dbanks ([email protected])
<dbanks> oh shit i just got what you meant sorry
*** kellogs sets mode: +b *!*@138.21.122.92
*** dbanks was kicked by kellogs (banned: whoever said that about you was right)
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<@Gibbon> My cat had a better dinner than I did tonight. It has "sliced duck with olives" ... I had a couple of bits of toast
<@Gibbon> there's something fundamentally wrong with that
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<DeathStar> i have to flick my balls so the cum comes out
<DeathStar> fuck wrong channel
<DeathStar> ignore that please
<Draebor> haha
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*** CloneMar has joined #nevernomore
<Mark> AHAHAHAHEHAH!
<CloneMar> I have beat the system!
<Mark> Cloned myself when the rules says no ;P
<CloneMar> your dead sexy Mark
*** Mark has quit IRC (G-Lined)
*** CloneMar has quit IRC (G-Lined)
<DaBeast> Ah, the system works!
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<kar^m^27> any female care to chat? ping me
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<Deviant> Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
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<KodiaK> fuck the oil companies
<KodiaK> 73.9 cents for gas
<KodiaK> why dont they just add a retractable dildo to each gas pump
<KodiaK> so while you fill your tank up, it can fuck you in the ass while you do it
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<VanWilder> god i used this massage oil on this chick last night and now my room wreaks of it
<nivenh> were you massaging "her" penis?
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<tech-mage> could someone possibly help me. i am studying linux but dont have a *nix box. can someone make me a root shell account that i can practice with?
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<Supe> <Beelzebub> www.xxxxxxxxx.com/gulfgirls2004 SeX SeX SeX !!
<Supe> beelze are you trying to harbour viruses?
<Beelzebub> nothing wrong with viruses
<Beelzebub> they are part of the natural selection process on the internet
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<mordac> Beige: I bought a WATCH from some guy in Battery Park!
<mordac> I totally haggled.
<mordac> I told him I only had $10 for it, and he was like OKAY :( except I only had twenty dollar bills.
<mordac> He even gave me the change.
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<SteveTheNormalGuy> link plzzzzzzzzz
<SteveTheNormalGuy> wait, another z should do it
<MegamanX2K> x
<MegamanX2K> err
<MegamanX2K> damnit
* MegamanX2K cannot spell "z"
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<Powie> When sucking my dad I know which women in the family are pregnant, and which are in their period
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<MiLordDemise> My foot is touching the cord for my keyboard
<MiLordDemise> and each time I press a button I can feel the electrical pulse go through the wires
<IntoMyShadows> Now that's something.
<MiLordDemise> Aye...
<MiLordDemise> I wish I could type a bit faster
<MiLordDemise> it makes my foot feel good and strange at the same time
<IntoMyShadows> Just hit random keys
<MiLordDemise> it's like a cord-thin massage
<MiLordDemise> wow
<MiLordDemise> I think I need some alone time with my keyboard now
<MiLordDemise> hehe
<IntoMyShadows> Maybe you should move the cord to another part of you
<MiLordDemise> I just might
<IntoMyShadows> you sick bastard.
<IntoMyShadows> I probably would, too
<MiLordDemise> You suggested it
<MiLordDemise> so that makes us both sick bastards
<MiLordDemise> go us!
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<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> have... to... get... out of... chair
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> argh
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> i have to go to the toilet but i've to go all the way down then
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> downstairs
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> i'm at the attick
* YoungBlood throws a pie down the stairs
* {GkC}-LiQ[na] runs after it
<Azzid> owned!! :D
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<trunck> how long doesschool have a vacation?
<Nec> till monday, i think
<<Nec> next week, that is.
<trunck> whoa
<trunck> really long
<trunck> fucking school kids
<Nec> is illegal.
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<Daedalus> i think i am sexy
<Daedalus> in a gay way
<riz> *crickets*
<Phusion> wow.
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Cr|t|cal kicked by cajuncook (those "|"s are really obnoxious) 6:10pm
(|N-64|) those "|"'s are called pipes.
(cajuncook) well
(cajuncook) they are quite obnoxious
(gogglespy) so would #| be a hash pipe?
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<brent> I think when you check all the empty beer cans you have a problem on your hands
<sledge> and that would be no more beer
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<JerryBeep> There are two kinds of jokes in the world: Jokes that people respond to by saying "lol" and funny jokes.
<melipompous> lol
<JerryBeep> You bastard.
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<TreFitty> bloodClot`, I remember when you made fun of my viewsonic monitor
<TreFitty> :(
<bloodClot`> you remember a lot of weird shit that never happened
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[st-packing-car] going and doing errands
[st-packing-car] collecting what I need
[MrFootsy`] oh
[st-packing-car] dump, bank and letting the kids put bottles and cans in the redemption machine
[MrFootsy`] never seen one of those
[st-packing-car] well you just haven't lived
[MrFootsy`] a redemption machine...those catholics sure have embraced technology
[st-packing-car] lol
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[JJJTTT] what's this 707 thiong?
[st-707-afk] oh
[st-707-afk] that's LOL upside-down
[JJJTTT] gotcha
[st-707-afk] HTTP 707: File Not Funny
[st-707-afk] that's gonna be one of my new error messages
[st-707-afk] well, neither of us are gainfully employed so that's what happens
[st-707-afk] sit here and think of stupid shit
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<Max-> worse than shite 200mhz pentium with 32mb ram and monitors @ 60hz?
<CUI> Max- That's not computer
<CUI> That's a calculator
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<Alien> there's not 365 weeks in a year xjeff
<xjeff> enless it's a leap year
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* GazzaG pee'd in a bottle
<GazzaG> too busy watching star wars to goto the toilet
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<kow> heh, lil is too anal
<kow> I REALLY pissed him off today with that frozen fly
<_absent> find a photo of a dead cat on images.google
<_absent> post it on your site
<_absent> and tell lil you killed that
<kow> rofl
<kow> I don't need to use google
<kow> d:picsdead animals
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<martha> alesha...dont listen to them...sugar has been proven to cure hiccups
<martha> a spoonful will do it, wash it down with liquid if you need to
<eclipse> so is a quick shake of my protein drink
<martha> I have this feeling eclipse's 'protein drink' is something he carries with him at all times, in a convenient little sac
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<skeetuh> sell shit on the web
<skeetuh> easy money
<halcyon`> like spam newsgroups?
<skeetuh> no
<skeetuh> I just take stuff out of my family when I have no money and put it on ebay
<halcyon`> like kidneys?
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<daenonok> they should make a programming language for pron in shareware progs
<daenonok> so when your work, or family runs an xxx scan prog on your bitch, you come up clean
<FURI0U5> ur work or girlfriend ran a pr0n chexxor on yo comp?
<daenonok> no, but last night i had a bad dream =[
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<Chimerasame> my cs-ethics prof is a bigger dork than i am
<Chimerasame> he just learned the internet term 'flame' today apparently
<Chimerasame> and he kept using it wrong
<Chimerasame> "i'm such a flamer today~"
<Chimerasame> "what! why's that so funny!"
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<daenonok> yea, but keep in mind when you're talking to d4n you're talking to someone so poor
<daenonok> he used to steal five dollars worth of caps (like for cap guns)
<daenonok> empty the power into a paper towel, wrap it up and light it
<daenonok> and that was his 4th of july
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<^shauny^> i have a prob here
<And-1> don't we all ...
<^shauny^> no no really
<And-1> we're all on here ... that's our prob
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<dudeXIII> you guys hear about that sniper in washington?
<dudeXIII> camping bitch D:
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<FlyNavy> why the fuck does every crisis our country has have to have a catchy title, graphic, and it's own theme song?
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<TenBaseT> I'm having a nice voddy tonic
<Scribble> Mmmmmmmmm
<Scribble> VT!
<TenBaseT> when you use that absolut citron, you dont need a lime.
<Scribble> My favorite.
<TenBaseT> yeah. it's sublime.
<TenBaseT> badum dum CHING
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[Rascal] : Well, fuck angelicon, he's weird
[@Unknown_Source] : Dogs are weird and dumb
[@djjason] : Agreed
[@Unknown_Source] : I mean, wave the biscuit, and the dumbass dogs comes
* Unknown_Source waves a biscuit
[Join (#afterhoursdjs)] : [DJAngelicon]
[@Unknown_Source] : ...
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<mstyne> i just wrapped up a 12 hour day at work
<mstyne> surprisingly, i feel okay
<mstyne> which is probably bad : )
<Etan> only if you tell your bosses, and get longer days
<mstyne> well, ordinarily i'd be wiped after 12 hours
<mstyne> but i'm not
<mstyne> i think they must put something in the water
<-- caffine has quit (Remote closed the connection)
<mstyne> aha, that answers it
<Etan> the guilt overpowered him
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<Popgun> at least 24 people have died in a fire in a chinese internet cafe
<Kuss> popgun, they were probably playing everquest, and didn't want to lose their shit
<Argent-> Popgun - how many terminals were pointed to the local fire department website?
<Popgun> they clicked onto elexa and self-immolated
<Popgun> if that were the case, they would probably welcome the conflagration
<Argent-> "De-ah hon-oh-ra-bo fiahman, we buhning up heah, prease send wa-tah, we no wanto stop praying evahquest."
<Kuss> oh my god
<Kuss> argent
<Kuss> that's hysterical
<Argent-> More negatives on my karmic burden.
<ln> I'd be offended by that if it weren't so funny
* ln gives Arg a token asian smack
<Popgun> they ghost of Chairman Mao will get you, argento
<Popgun> remember the trouble you had with Stalin?
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<Argent-> Call a few adoption agencies asking for a hot 17 year-old girl with a birthday coming up, and they start with the suppoenas.
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<_SnakeMan> do the clocks change tonight?
<AlbinoLov> I think they do sunday/
<MiL0> yes
<MiL0> unless you live in some parts of indiana or arizona
<_SnakeMan> sometime in the early am of sunday, right?
<Argent-> The clocks change every night... into fierce blood sucking imps that chase me around the house until I fall over exhausted, then they mock me about my small genitalia.
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<s|urpee> like seriously... "Book Appreciation Month"?????
<s|urpee> Who the fuck thought that one up?
<Argent-> s|urpee - someone who gets hawt talking dewey decimals
<s|urpee> 017.223 JER
* s|urpee shivers happily
<daedalus`> i want to see official geek month... a month where geeks are
no percicuted and bullies get hit up for lunch money.... ... that wouls
rock
<daedalus`> hahaha
<Argent-> I want 'throw a fat old guy a mercy fuck' month.
* Argent- coughs.
<Argent-> Oh, come on- that was funny ,)
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<Ramza> why am I listening to "Here Comes Team Rocket" in polish?
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* byra bounces like a retard
<Argent-> Are you listening to something bouncy?
<byra> nope.
<byra> im listening to the hum of computers
<Argent-> Well, that always perks me up.
<Argent-> The comforting whirr of fans, the faint ozone smell.. ah, I love that new computer smell you get when you buy a new case.
<Argent-> The slick texture of anti-static bags..
<Argent-> the clink of mounting hardware
<countzero> -stop- you're turning me on!
<countzero> ooh la la.
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