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<Jikg> Might anyone have a CD burner that could answer a few quick questions?
<SinclairC> my CD burner doesn't talk to strangers
<SinclairC> >:(
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*** MC-Magical_Tetris_Challenge is now known as MC-MarioGolf
<Magisa> do you like
<Magisa> run all the way over to the computer to change your away nick every time you put a new cart in your n64
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<Jade> they should make a chinese scrabble
<Jade> you have 40000 tokens and they all spell words
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<Loopster> im acculy very smart
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<Foxworth> well, I just saw an ad for a birth control patch
<TRC> yeah
<TRC> they have had it for a while
<Stom> does it go over the vagina?
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*** ProgrammerX ([email protected]) has joined #vgmusic
<ProgrammerX> Hey, anyone in here want to cyber with a male?
<TriforceOfMusic> ?
<TriforceOfMusic> what do you mean?
<ProgrammerX> Cyber.
<TriforceOfMusic> ...?
<ProgrammerX> You know....cyber sex? sex over the internet?
<Shosuro-chan> jesus fucking christ, who advertized this place to an AOL chatroom
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Quote: 38725; Rating: 272; [+|-]
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<CLIP3r> PLease can anybody help me how can I unpack this? mysql-3.23.52-pc-linux-gnu-i686.tar.gz
<stuu> CLIP3r: tar only works on versions of mysql earlier than 2.01.15 i think theres another command though, i'm not sure
<Apollo-> stuu: So, tar doesn't work on any tar files that have mysql in the filename?
<stuu> Apollo-: as long as the version number isn't higher than what i speacified it should be fine
<Apollo-> stuu: I see
<Apollo-> stuu: DO you have clue why tar wouldn't untar a file called mysql-3.23.52-pc-linux-gnu-i686.tar.gz? what if I just named the file this and it was really something else?
<stuu> Apollo-: it examines the binary information stored in the files boot sector
<Apollo-> stuu: the tar file has a boot sector?
<Apollo-> stuu: So, I can boot to it?
<stuu> Apollo-: oh yeah, well no tar uses it to boot
<Apollo-> stuu: Wow...you're full of knowledge, I had not clue tar had to go through a boot process to be able to work
<stuu> Apollo-: oh yeah, thats just the start
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*** God was kicked by BlackYoshi (AHAHAHAHA!!!!)
*** ChanServ sets mode: -o BlackYoshi
<BlackYoshi> I guess that's what I get for kicking god. =(
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<Daffman> just hold ctrl b4 you start copying and it will take the color codes too
<dannthr> wheres the b4 button
<Daffman> [dannthr] right next to the any key
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<DF> Does anybody here live in a dorm ? That would be so cool living right near your mates 24/7
<Cav> i boarded for year 12
<Cav> it was interesting but a pain in the arse
<Cav> err
<Cav> i better change that reply :)
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Ibor132: what network u on?
engel of nien: my asshole
Ibor132: efnet then?
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*** Joins: homoman (----------)
<eMans> homoman!
<limpBiz> homoman!!
<hexogan> homoman!
<osiris> homomannn!
<tuckawar> homoman!!
*** Quits: homoman (-------------) (jesus u guys are weird)
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<Match> eyeglass repair kits are so retarded
<H4Z3> how so?
<Match> if someone needs to fix their glasses, then obviously they cant see too well. if they know this, why would they make them so fucking small and hard to find?
<H4Z3> umm... cuz then it would be a normal screwdriver
<Match> thats not what i mean. i know that they have to be small, but why cant they make them more visible. like packaging them in bright red
<Match> or putting one of those things on them that when you clap it beeps
<H4Z3> cuz that would seem equally retarded. just imagine someone walking around their house, squinting and claping repeatedly.
<H4Z3> 'what the hell are you doing?' 'Oh, I just need to fix my glasses.'
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<RichiH> yay
<RichiH> my glasses have arrived
<RichiH> this will give me at least 13 geek points
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<+Ava|anch3> i was just banned from a hacker channel
<+Ava|anch3> i told him in german that i am his god
<+Ava|anch3> and he understood it
<+Ava|anch3> then i told him i loved him
<+Ava|anch3> and he loves me
[+cerb] hehehe
<+Ava|anch3> now hes packeting me :/
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<sparcv9> i'm such a dick
<sparcv9> someone came into my office to ask me if i had a sheet of paper, so he could make a temporary CD sleeve
<sparcv9> so i did an:
<sparcv9> echo " " | lpr
<sparcv9> and said "sure, go pick it up off the printer"
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<rhraz_w3rk> recession? pshh, i haven't seen one hobo yet!
<ESD-Wyrk> that's cause you need to go outside to see one
<ESD-Wyrk> most of them aren't 'online'
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<revc> asphinctersayswhat?
<Daedalus> what?
<revc> heehee
<Daedalus> ?
<revc> asphinctersayswhat?
<Daedalus> what the hell are you saying
<Daedalus> whats an asphincter
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<Tarl> Never try and whack off to TV commercials btw.
<Tarl> Because eventually, the old republican woman will come on to bitch about demoncrats while you're doing it.
<Tarl> And you'll just explode, in a bad way.
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Quote: 38833; Rating: 201; [+|-]
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<Siidu> What's with the best taste thingie on these cans of pepsi? Has anyone done this? And waited for the date?
<Siidu> This one says... March 10th of 2003
<Elexion> .....
<Elexion> I think that's when it expires, Pete. That's why no one waits that long.
<Siidu> Eh..
<Siidu> Okay.
<Siidu> lol.
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<ANonRhymingNick> Messed my english teacher up friday when we were writing that essay..
<ANonRhymingNick> She was like "what school did you come from?" "Live Oak." "Ahh..That's why you don't have a problem with this kind of stuff." "No, I don't have a problem with this stuff because I got most of my education outside of Louisiana" "*silence*"
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<rompiku> I think I am going to wait until the hacker is in my computer, then I will disconnect from the internet and trap him inside
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* Andrew has quit IRC (Quit: In the year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland, starving and outnumbered, charged the fields at Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets. They fought like Scotsmen. And won their freedom.)
<Mank> Andrew's quit makes me want to duct tape him to a tree and rip his eyes out.
<Coco13> But then he wouldn't have his FREEDOM
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<darknation> wtf is the point in storing quotes?
<boris_> darknation: it's like taking a photo in real life :P
<darknation> I wouldn't want photos of retards
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<ComWizz> also, i was thinking that Linux should have a built-in UNIX shell
<ComWizz> because when I once did this: chmod -rwx /bin/sh
<ComWizz> and tried to restart the computer, it wouldn't shut down, so I turned it off
<ComWizz> when i turned it on, it wouldn't boot
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<Doomer> i want to compile some kind of calculater
<Doomer> its my first good program
<fraggle> er what language is it in
<Doomer> uh
<Doomer> wait
<Doomer> english
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@(mhweaver) new philosophy on life:
@(mhweaver) "I may have to share this planet with animals, but I'm doing my damn best to eat every last one of them."
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<|JKZ|Silvr|3ull3t> truth: even tho i hav many girlz 2 choose from, i am single b/c i havent found the rite one 4 me
<Mr`K> Translated from nerdspeak: No girls will go out with me
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<bender_> lol.. Like 2 women on PMS
<Khafra> Alright, can someone help me with my actual problem before I start craving chocolate then?
<bender_> (I assume there are no women on this channel...)
*Khafra looks at the extensive list of users
<Khafra> Statistically, probably not
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<XX01XX> What's an interesting website?
<Phlegyas> an oxymoron
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<Zeon> and ya i have a bottle of brut, that stuff smells like crap, i only bought it cus the playboy ad said it would get me sex... anothr broken promise :(
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<LunchBox> why is my usb-to-usb networking not working :(
<q[torg]> LunchBox: it's netnotworking
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<Mike|sleep> Redwolf probibly has a record for # of people that setinfo him
<RedWolf> :/
<RedWolf> im soo popular
<Mike|sleep> nah. you just say stupid shit all the time.
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<Gemini4t> I'm going to become rich and famous some day when I design a keyboard that has spring-loaded needles hidden inside the caps lock button.
<Gemini4t> Some newbie tries to type 'WOW WUT IS UP???? LOLZ' and instead he types 'AH FUCK MY FINGERZ BLEEDIN'
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(Null-O): Women without teeth give the best head.
(Null-O): They "gum it".
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(nyisles) see, what i need the dremel for is to cut the center pieces out of the Caravan grille after putting the FMIC in
(TheDrip) use a fuckin steak knife (guess how I know a steak knife cuts plastic grills)
(minime-) because you eat steaks made of plastic?
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* ZondrZout has entered
<Arathorn> hello
<ZondrZout> Well, how typical...
<ZondrZout> Only the bot greets me
<Karyon> lol
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<PsychicSeagull> I should make a book - Procrastination for Dummies! It will just be a bunch of empty pages.
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<+Yamatto> im keeping my ass virginal,
<+Yamatto> coz like if i go to jail
<+Yamatto> i want to be like
<+Yamatto> a rare commodity
<+Yamatto> and be protected for my ass
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<tngkicksbum> that book sucked ass
<tngkicksbum> there was no sex in it!
<tngkicksbum> and the violence wasn't intense enough
<tngkicksbum> and there was no math either
<tngkicksbum> i liked reading euclid's elements
<fizzie> so euclidean geometry has violence intense enough for your tastes? interesting.
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<d00m2k> lol, when have you ever seen an azn be 6'6''
<d00m2k> ive seen an azn on another azns shoulders
<d00m2k> be 6'6''
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<+EGreg> ATA? RAID? ATAPI? IDE? EIDE? SCSI? what is the world coming to?? FTP? SPAM? HTTP? HD? I have been here for a short while and already so many acronyms :-)
<+EGreg> of course there are 10x more that I know, but still. :-)
<@O_6> ever heard of 'stfu' ?
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(GoatBoy) WHO IS THIS SANCHEZ GUY
(GoatBoy) AND WHY IS HE DIRTY?
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<Jay^^> But I might interrupt your work...;)
<JaG> im not working im surfing bash.org
<JaG> like i work at work, pleeeeeease
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<thrust> so, I just went to the snack bar and bought a "Three Musketeers Bar"
<thrust> the label reads "Whipped Up, Fluffy Chocolate-on-Chocolate Taste"
<thrust> which made me think of overweight black lesbian porn
<thrust> and made me realize that I get way too much spam
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<WintrHawk> I fart a lot in my jeep so if thieves try and break in to steal something, the gas will repel them
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<tulmad> there's lots of hot chicks in the egr building now
<tulmad> too bad they're all freshmen and will all drop out of the CS program
by the end of this year
<tulmad> this hot redhead was just in here for a few minutes
<da4> end of the year = enough time to get some coed action
<da4> tulmad: webcam dood
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<jalex> hmm, they recycled 14,226 lbs. of paper here in Sept.
<Vco> all porno?
<cruentus> 14,226 lbs. of pr0n
<cruentus> what is that, 7 tons?
<_spartan_> just over
<roundfeh> heh
<cruentus> what method is used to seperate the paper from the sticky stuff in the recycling process?
<Vco> cheap immigrant labour
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<Satan> I need.
<Satan> A fucking optical mouse.
<Satan> So I don't have to deal with dirty balls anymore.
<Satan> .. Er, yeah.
<rapty> X_X
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