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<vogon> abortion should be mandatory if the child possesses the goth gene.
<vogon> and how do we know what the goth gene is, you ask? it's the one that's all robed in black and writing bad poetry.
<vogon> "Here I sit / trapped in my double-helix cell / polymerase taunts me with every mitosis / I want to die."
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<Zeke> sex to the fifth power seems like a lot of fun.
<Celeste> You can tell what zeke has on his mind.
<Kira> Math?
<Zeke> It's like math, only naked.
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Quote: 37389; Rating: 346; [+|-]
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<picklehammer> im gay too
<picklehammer> oops wrong room
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Quote: 37390; Rating: 179; [+|-]
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<Cassara> Linux is like anal sex. It hurts quite a bit at first but then you really like it. And while you stick with it, theres still some aches and pains afterwards.
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Quote: 37394; Rating: 125; [+|-]
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<Tuxishimo> The old bus station toilets were closed down because people were wiping shit on the toilet paper.
<Tuxishimo> Then throwing it at the wall.
<GM-Mark> ew..
<GM-Mark> why would they do that?
<Tuxishimo> Fun?
<GM-Mark> is that customary in Britain?
<Tuxishimo> Yes. It's part of immigration too.
<Tuxishimo> You stand there.
<Tuxishimo> And have shit thrown at you.
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Quote: 37407; Rating: 122; [+|-]
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<Salmon Gurl>I like gays because their funny and nice to be with. Thats why I'm not a lezbian.
<Salmon Gurl>Guys....I ment guys....
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Quote: 37414; Rating: 223; [+|-]
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<cshepherd> i hax0red my first root account at age 12
<cshepherd> i was so proud!@
<cshepherd> no pubic hair, but good god did i have root
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Quote: 37415; Rating: 45; [+|-]
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<melvin> figures
<melvin> I joined #geekissues on efnet (bash.org)
<melvin> it's just
<melvin> people trying to be witty
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Quote: 37424; Rating: 424; [+|-]
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<Gygaxis> and never use your knife on the screaming guys
<Muro> Nah, those are okay to shoot. Just never knife the ones with bombs for hands.
<Gygaxis> muro: those are the ones that scream
<Muro> The shooty ones don't scream at all?
<Gygaxis> not really
<Gygaxis> the ones with bombs CONTINUOUSLY scream though
<Wataru> Can you shoot the bombs?
<Muro> Yeah. The 'splode REAL good.
<fabutron> THIS CONVERSATION KILL BRAIN
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Quote: 37433; Rating: 71; [+|-]
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<XZergonaleashIX> yeah, drowning your fish eh?
<XZergonaleashIX> in prison talk thats
<XZergonaleashIX> ugh...
<XZergonaleashIX> nevermind, thats nasty
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Quote: 37437; Rating: 203; [+|-]
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<XZergonaleashIX> shut, up, now i'm hungy]ry
<XZergonaleashIX> thats right, hungy]ry
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Quote: 37440; Rating: 144; [+|-]
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<Tiio> Dude, I don't think I've even SEEN 15.6 gigs of pr0n.
<Tiio> I mean
<Tiio> in all my wanking.
<Dogmeat> (which is quite a bit)
<Tiio> well
<Tiio> I don't get to watch much movies so -_-;
<Tiio> usually have to stick to .txts, bleh.
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Quote: 37445; Rating: -70; [+|-]
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<aphr0> bowling is definitely a drunk pasttiem
<KArmA-> something like that yeah
<aphr0> some little girl there was like
<aphr0> good.
<aphr0> she was beating me
<aphr0> I felt bad
<aphr0> I was rolling around 14mph and she was rolling about 3
<KArmA-> heh
<KArmA-> those slow balls'll get you sometimes
<aphr0> yea, but I got the last laugh
<aphr0> I raped her in the parking lot
<KArmA-> you can console yourself in the fact that you could still go over there and kick her ass
<KArmA-> or yeah
<aphr0> ha! cunt
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Quote: 37448; Rating: 141; [+|-]
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<iTM> you can blame that on Power Archiver >:(
<viro|umm> oh and I do
<iTM> i started it up
<iTM> and my comp froze
<viro|umm> that's what it is supposed to do
<iTM> oh yea?
<viro|umm> yeah, set autocrash=0 in the ini file
<viro|umm> by default it is 1
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Quote: 37449; Rating: 1297; [+|-]
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[@Sekt]: "They say that when you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear demonic voices...
[@Sekt]: But that's nothing - When you play it forwards it installs Windows."
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Quote: 37459; Rating: 1125; [+|-]
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<bansidhe>Last night my wife and I are having sex (me on top) and just as we hit the big 'O', I accedently slip out and make a mess on our stomaches.
<bansidhe>After we catch our breath, she starts laughing and gets this playful/evil look in her eye. Then she gets all serious and says...
<bansidhe>"Honey, I need to tell you something.... I feel something has come between us."
<bansidhe>Hehe... My wife rocks!
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Quote: 37462; Rating: 1408; [+|-]
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<blazemore> my brother is in a quake3 clan
<blazemore> and he had a ctf game tonight
<blazemore> and like
<blazemore> we were walking out of tilt
<blazemore> his friend goes "dude hurry up, you're gonna be late for you clan meeting"
<blazemore> and these black guys were walking by
<blazemore> and looked like they were about to kick our asses
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Quote: 37466; Rating: 649; [+|-]
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<Measure> haha reading about this japanese video
<Measure> girl has to survive on a few eggs and semen for a week.
<Measure> can't eat anything else
<Ravenlily> ew
<Ravenlily> i hate eggs
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Quote: 37476; Rating: 168; [+|-]
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<GKirk> MCO = Orlando
<Celestar> MCO == Orlando
* Celestar notices that he is a C programmer and GKirk is not
* GKirk slaps Celestar around a bit with a printf and scanf statement
* GKirk compiles Celestar
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Quote: 37485; Rating: 106; [+|-]
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<Eticam> ya know
<Eticam> something ain't right
<Eticam> right now, in 1 hour time, I'm downloading 2 hours of video/music
<Eticam> that way I never get to see/hear it all
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Quote: 37498; Rating: 103; [+|-]
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<Bourbon> Conditions : with wind NE at 469206mph/755114kmh
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<RichiH> lilo: benjamin == fork(lilo) ?
* lilo nods
<lilo> he's a child process
<lilo> eventually he'll have his own process group though
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<Ray[RDN]> My skin is all pale, im like superskinny, and I smell bad.
<Ray[RDN]> I think i'm dead
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idrinkdeodorant> what OS are u using?
kingart3> i just use the computer
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Quote: 37517; Rating: 144; [+|-]
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<anarchkitten> whats a google?
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Quote: 37519; Rating: 420; [+|-]
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<vect0r> i think they have something called a "real life" i've heard the others talking about it
<vect0r> i've never seen any screenshots though
<vect0r> so i have no clue what that is
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<@Zen> So Sean's toaster has two settings:
<@Zen> toast
<@Zen> and bagel.
<@Zen> But it's not a switch/
<@Zen> It's a dial.
<@Zen> So I guess if your bread is 60% bagel
<@Zen> this toaster can handle it.
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(Nitelen) my ejaculation has a high alcohol content
(Nitelen) that explains why i'm always drinking it
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Quote: 37531; Rating: 335; [+|-]
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<calif> dude i definatly spend too much time on irc, lol
<Marl3y> yeah, at around 10 last night I went downstairs to get something to eat, and my mom was in the kitchen and goes ... "whoa, you still live here?"
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<Sauron> nazis steal everything from other cultures
<Sauron> swastica = stolen, salute = stolen, skinhead name = stolen
<Sauron> nazi banners = stolen
<Sauron> nazi eagle = stolen
<r3q> world domination = priceless
<Sauron> lol
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Quote: 37534; Rating: 405; [+|-]
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<FlyNavy> I'm on irc, discussing why I can't get laid
<FlyNavy> and I realize
<gee> muahahaha.
<FlyNavy> I can't get laid cause I'm on irc all the fucking time
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<Rossell> saw this boy I knew today
<Rossell> and I had a startling realisation he was actually a she!
<Rossell> so for 2 years I was believeing that this girl was a boy.
<Rossell> so that answers my query about her putting perfume on
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* DerianX sets mode: +m
<DerianX> Try to talk.
* DerianX sets mode: +v GWA
<DerianX> Now try.
<GWA> try what?
<DerianX> ...
<Gaz> It's mainly used for big channels tho
<DerianX> To talk.
<GWA> my mic is not setup lol
<DerianX> ...
<Gaz> rofl
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Quote: 37553; Rating: 315; [+|-]
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<Sorted^> half-life?
<Sorted^> is that like simcity?
<Halo--> I think so, but you shoot people.
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<HandiKap23> Man, I am completely in love with this girl and I don't even know her name.
<uk55> hmmm, is it Sarah ?
<HandiKap23> I told you I dunno her name
<uk55> what about Tanya?
<HandiKap23> shut up man, I really need your serious advice on this one.
<uk55> is it Lisa, or Betty, what about Nora, Catherine is possible, hey maybe its Barbara, yeah Barbara, definitely Barbara- I think it is Barbara
<HandiKap23> you are an asshole
*** Quits: HandiKap23
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Quote: 37572; Rating: 173; [+|-]
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<Infomastr> i have the recrod for being the only person to make an ISO of ms calculator
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<LucyAway> Pina coladas are girl drinks too
<LucyAway> They are just so fruity and cold
<Nailbunny> like queer eskimos
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<rapty> I'm doing homowork. :(
<rapty> Err. homework.
<BLiZZ> ROFL.
<rapty> It was a typo. Seriously.
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<Basketcase> Spliffy I got a kitty today!
<Basketcase> Paris gave him to me!
<Basketcase> he's the cutest little thing
* Basketcase sighs
<Basketcase> I love that man
<Spliff> lol
<Spliff> pussy for some pussy
<Spliff> cute
<Basketcase> Shut up
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Quote: 37584; Rating: 808; [+|-]
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<marek> rape is such a bad term, lets call it surprise sex!
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Quote: 37594; Rating: 962; [+|-]
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* beer-chan back 20:28:35 EST (shower) gone: 1709wks 2days 23hrs 42mins 18secs
<beer-chan> YES
<beer-chan> best shower ever
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Quote: 37614; Rating: 124; [+|-]
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<jen14> *sigh* for my first real question of the night - anyone here run linux on a tablet?
* OldMonk ran it on a viagra once... wasn't so good, couldn't kill any processes at all.
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Quote: 37619; Rating: 582; [+|-]
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<DB> So, anyone have a secret to immortality they would like to share with me?
<Nidoking> Don't die.
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Quote: 37622; Rating: 305; [+|-]
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<Emerald> <green>Is IRC html?</green>
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Quote: 37637; Rating: 294; [+|-]
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<ColeW> heh, i just had to tackle my brother
<ColeW> he tried to look at my internet history =(
<obithrawn> How old is he?
<ColeW> ummm....13..14...
<ColeW> one of those
<obithrawn> Oh, good move then.
<ColeW> i was like, why is he racing towards the computer....OH SHIT!
<Yawgatog> I think it's time you and he had a chat about the Bird Maidens and the Killer Bees
<ColeW> no one will ever know about my hairy underaged russian transexual fetish
<ColeW> ...
<ColeW> did i just say that out loud?
<CrazyLich> no you typed it
<ColeW> oh...phew
* CrazyLich copy + pastes quote.
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Quote: 37645; Rating: 283; [+|-]
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<drdink> drwiii: pipe it, assmonkey.
<drwiii> |
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Tre Moi: OMFG I JUST POURED ICEWATER DOWN MY PANTIES
WaCKo3629: ......
WaCKo3629: I don't see how you could accidentally do that.
WaCKo3629: Or not realize what would happen.
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Quote: 37649; Rating: 246; [+|-]
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Xith: I didn't know shit could be digitaly transfered
UPC747|Rob: yeah
BouncyFish: It's called the internet.
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Quote: 37650; Rating: 635; [+|-]
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<CaptainCanada231> I mean, it's not like she'll be the senior pron queen for nothing.
<CaptainCanada231> *prom
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<LoKuanYu> I should drived around town with my notebook. I want to map out the "free" wireless spots.
<LoKuanYu> ^_^
<emc2serv> heh, theres an idea.
<loser\Away> war driving
<LoKuanYu> You never know when the government might be chasing after you and you need a quick access to the internet
<loser\Away> to tells us about it?
<emc2serv> lol
<LoKuanYu> lol
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