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<timmo> url age of consent chart
<sx> age of consent chart: http://www.ageofconsent.com/ageofconsent.htm
<timmo> check the chart.
<Valgar_> Screw the chart! It is all about discretion!
<NeonAFK> heh
<NeonAFK> its "undefined" in equador
<Guilty> /away Equador
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<Relioc> hmm wheres russia now
<@maximus`> still next to china
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<@Trouble`> what sport could see six chinamen in a maiden and a nightwatchman with a duck?
<@Trouble`> Hint: _ _ _ _ _ _ _
<cheeks`> japscat
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<lagrange> I had a doctor's appointment today about the way I keep oversleeping. I overslept and missed it.
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<Hittman> !op
<Hittman> %op
<Hittman> ^op
<Hittman> wtf
<Hittman> its broken
<Hittman> someone fix it
<Gaz> press alt + f4
*Hittman has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Fragbait> LOL
<Gaz> haha.
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<me2> How do I queue a clip in server...everytime it says slot is available someone fills it in
<MrParker> did you use "get" or "queue" ?
<me2> queue, but others seem to beat me to the available slot
<me2> but I want to fill the slot
<me2> Ive been on top of the slot ready to fill it tho
<me2> I want to put it in
<me2> Well...once I get it in its staying there
<MrParker> are we still talking about files ??
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<TwiggYGoD> you have all the movies in .rm format, dont you?
<Hiroechan> rm blows goats
<Hiroechan> you don't want it
<TwiggYGoD> yes i do
<TwiggYGoD> it's the smallest format
<TwiggYGoD> and if i want it different, i'll use a converter
<TwiggYGoD> but i myself, PREFER rm
<Hiroechan> you *PREFER* Rm?
<TwiggYGoD> yes
<TwiggYGoD> best visual quality i've seen yet
<Hiroechan> okay, now this is some funny shit
<TwiggYGoD> i hate avi and asf and mpg
<Hiroechan> do you use a Mac?
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<zlisto> dude, I just couldn't make it through that movie clockstoppers
<uk55> I know, It was pretty bad.
<zlisto> fuck that, i just couldn't put up with the constant violations of the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd laws of thermodynamics
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Topic is 'The Official Anti-AOL Channel - Kill America Online!!!'
* Set by [email protected] on Sat Oct 05 12:40:33
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<Tisha> So we were watching a veggie tales movie
<Tisha> and jonah, the asparagus, was talking about this place he doesn't want to go to
<Tisha> but like the lord needs his message delivered
<Tisha> and he doesnt' want to go there because everyone slaps one another with fish
<Tisha> and I kept thinking "is that some secret irc reference?"
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<@NeoPhoenixTE> I see mispelling and faggotry go hand in hnad
<@NeoPhoenixTE> er
<@NeoPhoenixTE> hand
<@NeoPhoenixTE> HAND
<@NeoPhoenixTE> .. fuck
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(Said in #asian)
<toxictele> God, it feels awesome to drive around the drag in my Supra, flex my huge muscles and wave to other white people.
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<McGod> and the lord said... let there be fries with that... and they tasted good
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<Bookworm> bash.org I don't think it's abuse, do you?
<IICV> bash.org Why are we prefacing everything with bash.org?
<JeremiahSmith> bash.org Nope.
<AngelHedgie> bash.org No, more like pointing out the flaw in the script.
<JeremiahSmith> bash.org Because Yin-Tzu's scripts filter out all lines that contain bash.org.
<Bookworm> bash.org - iicv - Yin-Tzu has a script that replaces the whole line that has bash.org in it with "I'm a flaming lamer"
<IICV> bash.org Spiffy.
<JeremiahSmith> bash.org So he doesn't know we're talking about him.
<AngelHedgie> bash.org So we're trying to drive a point home.
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<femakita> I'm fuckable! I deserve bling!
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<Skull> WTF? i lost the connection
<Kisa> Arrrg wait.
<Kisa> koj fucked up and ftp server.
<Skull> Eh? Both Koj and the FTP server fucked up? :)
* Kisa smiles
<kisa> *an
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<Ash> look: I like python pretty well, but the syntax is kind of annoying.
<AaronSw> this from a lisp programmer?!
<Ash> AaronSw: One type of brace is much simpler than a bazillion!
<AaronSw> to write perhaps, but not to rfead
<Ash> Lisp's syntax is simple and efficient.
<Ash> With a proper editor, lisp is incredibly easy to read.
<look> OK, let's pretend we got past the syntax argument
<look> It's now 45 minutes in the future
<look> and we've agreed to disagree
<look> Hurray!
<AaronSw> I bet look's time machine is programmed in Python. <duck />
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<WhatIWasGoing2SayHereDoesntFit> (maggots are technically still meat right?)
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<muskasgirl> i used to name my turds when i was younger
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<RichiH> i am also pretty sure that the a key on this keybord needs a slightly stronger push thn ll the other keys
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<sTubby> there would only be 1 downside about being able to suck yourself off...
<sTubby> your boner would be cancelled out because of the fact that it's a guys lips on your nuts...and more so that it's your own lips!
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<Mr_E> A) I gotfor about your B and B) I forgot about your A
<Mr_E> gotfor?!
<Mr_E> GOTFOR?!
<Mr_E> my brain is rebelling against me
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<syrinx53> oz is a weight and a volume
<Znarl> How can it be both?!?! That's insane.
<syrinx53> even crazier, it's different if you're measuring the volume of a liquid vs. a solid
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<InvaderZim> embrase man love
<Marticus> i dont love teh cock, sorry, zim
<InvaderZim> no no no
<InvaderZim> man love isn't cock love
<SectorX4> Only someone who loves the cock would know that
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<Taz> my FTO could top your mates prelude man no worries
<iPRoTiuS> lol are u sure? its 210hp man
<Taz> really? a prelude can do that?
<iPRoTiuS> err, yea
<Taz> bullshit wot year is it?
<iPRoTiuS> 88
<Taz> 1988?
<iPRoTiuS> no u retard. 1888. it literally has 210 hourses pulling it
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<fragterm> i was surprised to find wheelchair toilets myself, but hey, they have their uses
<Khel> what would be more impressive was if you had sex with a crippled chick who was in the wheelchair toilet doing her business
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* @Jaykul[GonCrazy] is jamming along to Winamp not started
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<Ginga> ne1 know if there is a way to remotley switch on a ps2 minus having a large stick
<Mad_Matte> geting kids...
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[@Unknown_Source] : Dogs are weird and dumb
[@djjason] : Agreed
[@Unknown_Source] : I mean, wave the biscuit, and the dumbass dogs comes
* Unknown_Source waves a biscuit
[Join (#afterhoursdjs)] : [DJAngelicon ([email protected])]
[@Unknown_Source] : ...
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* Wiggle sighs
* boardwild wiggles
<Wiggle> :(
<boardwild> crybaby
<Wiggle> thanks
<boardwild> u gonna cry all day, crybaby?
<boardwild> U LITTLE CRYBABY!
* Parts: Wiggle (blankey@adsl-???-???.wanadoo.be)
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<@SD_Liddo-chan> the liddo knew a friend who broke his arm while we were playing chess
<@SD_Liddo-chan> -_-
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<Sean> haha you don't like the finns
<Skywalker> i have the finns
<ed|work> in a small box?
<Skywalker> hate*
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<Dllem> I like free stuff
<EyePulp> Like herpes?
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<Lordy> why dont u got broadband nigga
<h2o> ?
<h2o> my connection?
<Lordy> no your hair style
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*** BlackNet21 ([email protected]) has joined #photography
<BlackNet21> anyone here wanna help me with a photo?
<pd_corax> A what?
<danno> wtf is a photo
*** BlackNet21 ([email protected]) has left #photography
<danno> sheesh, it takes all kinds...
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<Ouroboros> Bandwidth is my antidrug.
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<Soberguy> redhat 8 can't decide if a rpm is installed or not
<toxictv> Redhat is like anal sex - good every now and then, but if you rely on it too heavily, it starts to bleed out the ass.
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*** markus has been kicked off channel #rmipeople by DJTodd (DIE.)
*** markus ([email protected]) has joined channel #rmipeople
<DJTodd> What would I do without /kick?
<markus> have your lunch money taken via DCC?
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<Dayv> Australia is basically Canada with marsupials and funny hats.
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<LarsC> i have women issues.
<LarsC> namely, I hate them.
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<A-KO> heh
<A-KO> so
<A-KO> what's the latest on Iraq? heh
<@crw> eh, apparently it's still there.
<@crw> we're working to rectify the problem :P
<A-KO> lol
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<MikeG520> Hey how do I ban an ip from my computer
<MikeG520> actually, a whole subnet
<MikeG520> er isp
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<Cody> Sign #2 for me to worry about filling out my selective Service Agreement: The City that they mailed from is called "Palpatine"
<Cody> General> If only you knew the power!
<Cody> Me> I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU!
<Huntress> LOL
<Cody> General> So be it.... traitor... *Zaps Cody with Tazer*
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<Blazen> racism is not tolerated on this network. you have been warned. further actions will include kill/gline.
<gigfood> who is that
<gigfood> everybody says that word
<gigfood> fuck you nigger
<Zt|ReEn^Ni> hes an ircop
<gigfood> shit he is?
<Blazen> is that a challenge?
<gigfood> listen here mr tuff irc cop
<gigfood> fuck you nigger
*** gigfood has quit IRC (G-lined (Multiple harassment/racism issues))
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<IICV> This is freaky.
<IICV> My dog is sitting there, winking at me.
<JeremiahSmith> He wants you.
<IICV> He wants my grapes.
<JeremiahSmith> Is that what you call them?
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<WillDeed> I hate racists about as much as I hate niggers
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<+TheKid> Quake is just IRC with rocket launchers.
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<pimpybra> Did you just get off on that?
<Valgar_> On Tuna?
<Valgar_> I like it, but not that much
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<slackor> that sounds gayer than the time i had sex with a man
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<red13n> average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.
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