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<Ashe3> Some dumbass at work covered his computer in magnets
<PlatinumDragon> ha ha
<PlatinumDragon> no shit?
<Ashe3> yeah
<Ashe3> bunch of smily face magnets
<BosTony> Ashe: Some idiot put a plant on top of his.. and used to water it.
<Ashe3> lol
<BosTony> I told him not to call me with problems... EVER.
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<saxxonpike> The goal of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other bastard die for his
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* Quits: zytel ([email protected]) (Quit: You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.)
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Quote: 37167; Rating: 148; [+|-]
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<Donut> Water Block Round-Up : 19 of the biggest baddest water blocks rounded up and tested, just for you guys out there that like your action wet and heavily overclocked.
<Donut> FREUD IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE
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Quote: 37187; Rating: 181; [+|-]
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<richmond> you'll be marching in the band, won't you?
<richmond> some little shit threw a piece of candy at me last year while i was marching
<richmond> smacked me in the side of the head
<richmond> ...i've been hooked on ddr ever since
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Quote: 37191; Rating: 105; [+|-]
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<goober> Man, my wrist hurts
<flatu_Lance> Start using your other arm.
<goober> What are you sayin', that I beat off too much?
<flatu_Lance> Hey, I'm just saying when you use the other arm it's like a stranger's doing it, and it gives your regular arm a rest.
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<Mr_E> kazaa lite's a little better... I get a good 30 seconds of downloading before it crashes
<Mr_E> regular kazaa crashes on start up
<Mr_E> I need like, kazaa-uber-lite
<Mr_E> if there was such thing
<Mr_E> maybe I'd get a whole file done then
<w|zzy> it is your celery
<Mr_E> excuse me?
<logicalentity> hehe
<logicalentity> NOW THATS TECH SUPPORT
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Quote: 37212; Rating: 188; [+|-]
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<wox> VB is meant to be drunk not coded
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Quote: 37216; Rating: -80; [+|-]
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* Some_Legend_Effort runs his tongue over your pussy lips again, my thumb massaging your clit
<Some_Legend_Effort> before my tongue thrusts in and out, going at a faster and faster pace
<Some_Legend_Effort> tell me when you want my cock inside you
<Some_Legend_Effort> before i get lock jaw
<lustychick> put it in and tell me what you are doing
<Some_Legend_Effort> open your pussy for me first
<lustychick> ok i opening it for you
<Some_Legend_Effort> open that pussy up and put a "be back in 5min sign" cos here comes daddy
<lustychick> ok
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<Ravage> anyone here have a computer?
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Quote: 37222; Rating: 362; [+|-]
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<Myrmidon> Why do Windows have a feature called Sticky Keys when I can do it myself ?
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<ozsphere> I would like to say that im on windows not on redhat...reason i said i was in redH. cause I thought everyone that was leet was on linux or unix so to fit in I had to lie...sorry..
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Quote: 37236; Rating: 3; [+|-]
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* @Cryogen jumps up and down
<@[4K^Got|AW]> I'm putting it in and stuff
<@[4K^Got|AW]> it's coming VERY soon
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<Xoap> HAHAHHA MAONTH YOU ARE HETEROSEXUAL
<Maonth> whatever
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<Toke> ralhpis's little brother wanted to packet fraggle once
<Toke> and asked for his ip
<Toke> so fraggle gave him own ip and he packeted himself
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Quote: 37246; Rating: 275; [+|-]
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<Toke> I remember that time i was talking to mod on ICQ
<Toke> and she was telling me about how you guys confiscated your sons marijuana
<Toke> and she turned around and saw you rollin up a joint
<fodders_DS> i had to burn the evidence
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Quote: 37248; Rating: 76; [+|-]
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<deathwarrior> time out baron
*** SignOff Baron: #doomino (Ping timeout for Baron[h24-66-172-59.du.shawcable.net])
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Quote: 37251; Rating: 470; [+|-]
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<ZarcyB> i had a dream about irc last night :/
<ZarcyB> in my dream, everyone hated me
<fraggle> it wasnt a dream
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The Mirror> Imagine all the feminist groups being up in arms when they're told to read the man pages.
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<Hurricane_Hasney> fuck... that was not good
<Hurricane_Hasney> I put on winamp and added my MP3 directory
<ragnarok2040> O_O, winamp3
<Hurricane_Hasney> Forgetting that it has porn videos in it
<ragnarok2040> heh
<Hurricane_Hasney> I had ePSXe running as well full screen so there I am chatting away to my mum and playing Tekken
<Hurricane_Hasney> One of my songs finish and all you hear is "Uh, uh, mmm, right there"
<ragnarok2040> LMAO
<Hurricane_Hasney> so a quick stab of the reset button was inorder
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<]S[John> why is cum white
<]S[John> wonder if nigger cum is black
<DARK-Lancelot> AFTER THAT
<DARK-Lancelot> cum is white because its perfect, like the white race :-)
<]S[Arkfear> HAHAHA john its not, ive sucked numerous black cocks in my time
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<Drak`> if i killed myself over a bitch, i would commit suicide
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<chr15tpunch3r> man, i just saw my dad buttering up a potato and i laughed because for some reason i thought of him shoving it up my step moms ass
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<]S[fuze> well i just got home from my interview
<]S[fuze> i hate this shit like i rip off my tie and my dress shirt and slacks and expect like hot sex like those damn soap operas but i get IRC and DRAK
<Drak`> :(
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<Drak> i rolled out of bed, and before my feet hit the ground, my finger hit my power-on
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Quote: 37300; Rating: 300; [+|-]
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<Lord-Lard-Arse> instead of people acting out historic battles, in a few hundred years time we'll all be acting out CS matches to our children
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<Ark> ops kick you from th eroom, opers kick you from the network. I kick you in the nuts.
<Ark> choose wisely
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(Proalpha): SOMEONE BEEN HACKING MY FUCKING COMP WHO IS IT!, I WILL FIND YOU I GOT YOU ADDRESS FUCKER. [AMSG]
(Proalpha): HELP ME OUT, HIS IP IS 216.226.129.209
*** Looking up 216.226.129.209
*** Resolved 216.226.129.209 to security-scanner.progameplayer.com
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Quote: 37315; Rating: 821; [+|-]
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<Requiem> wtf r u talkin bout, i droped englsh cuz it suks
<Nolan> As shown by your crappy spelling, you probably should have stayed with it.
<Requiem> fuk u, ur all gay
*** Requiem has quit IRC (FUK U NOLIN)
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Quote: 37322; Rating: 7; [+|-]
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Sup ([email protected]) is now known as Sup-out
<Judau> good riddance
<|[T]|Hiddenpower{573}> don't be so mean to supes
<|[T]|Hiddenpower{573}> he may be a dumb jock but he has feelings too
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<Molloch> hmmm...the police are really pissed about something outside
<Molloch> I wonder what's going on
<Prozzy> its the warez police
<Prozzy> bad boys bad boys what you gonna do? what you gonna do when the RIAA comes for you?
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Quote: 37330; Rating: 714; [+|-]
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<Lasse> we're playing ping pong lolololololol
<Lasse> !ping
<ChanServ> Pong!
<Lasse> !ping
<ChanServ> Pong!
<Lasse> !ping
<ChanServ> Pong!
<Lasse> !ping
<ChanServ> Pong!
<Lasse> !ping
<ChanServ> Too many commands sent, please wait.
<Lasse> whee I win
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Quote: 37334; Rating: 225; [+|-]
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<FairchildDrumr> Damn the internet.
<FairchildDrumr> It gives you easy access to lots of great women that are not easilly accesable.
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<Aeris> lol once I hit a guy in the eye with a quarter
<Aeris> he threw like 5 quarters at me in revenge, it hurt
<Deltan> At least you got the last laugh
<Deltan> Assuming he threw back your own quarter
<Deltan> you gained a dollar
<Deltan> sowned
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<Filia> If you follow the other two stars in the cup of the dipper (Megrez and Phecda) down below the cup, you will get to Regulus.html, the brightest star in Leo.
<Filia> i'll remember that :D
<Havoc> ....
<Havoc> The brightest star in Leo has a file extension?
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* cams lights tri on fire
* Trimangle is flame retarded
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<`Raphael> <venomz> i broke my finger playen halo 2 much!!!!!
<`Raphael> @_@
<`Raphael> HOW DO YOU BREAK A FINGER PLAING A GAME??
<Rann-chan> Jamming it on the game pad REALLY hard?
<`Raphael> How??
<Rann-chan> Either that or he, like, played it non-stop for 48 hours or something and his fingers were so overstrung that one fractured when he jabbed a button.
<RichardFox> Could be a stress fracture.
<`Raphael> He said he played it everyday for a month.
<RichardFox> Yup, stress fracture.
<Rann-chan> You know what can cure that? A LIFE.
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<Cassara> Oh! and the open trenchcoat. But usually Zan is like. Black slaves, button down shirts, overcoats and stuff. lesse who else..
<Doom> ...Black Slaves.. Nice fashion accessory
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<JoltX> i just found out what alt+z does
* Parts: Eaichu250
* Parts: Donald
* Parts: WaterBomb
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<[ESF]Pcjoe2> who the fuck is using my name?
<[ESF]Pcjoe2> wait..
<[ESF]Pcjoe2> im using my own name >.<
* [ESF]Pcjoe2 has quit IRC
<[ESF]Pcjoe> hehe:-)
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Quote: 37357; Rating: 274; [+|-]
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<Neshie> whenever I eat red apples I get bad luck
<Neshie> so it might aswell happen now so I can get over it quicker
<Fariha_UK> :(
<Fariha_UK> i get bad luck when i eat rhubarb leaves
<Fariha_UK> cos they;re poisonous:/
<Neshie> erm ok
<Neshie> I dont want to eat these apples but im bloody starving
<Fariha_UK> ummm
<Fariha_UK> take the skin off, that way they're no longer red
<Neshie> ive eaten everything else
<Neshie> erm
<Neshie> theyre still red apples with or without skin
<Fariha_UK> hmmm this sounds like a philosophical discussion to me
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<crazy> you just made a huge withdrawl from the first bank of fag.
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<discore> hey kali say 'clue'
<kalihasno> clue
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<Luna`> lol okay never mind I did head
<Jamie_M> Luna heads all the time.
<Luna`> DAMMIT
<Luna`> HEAR
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Quote: 37364; Rating: -72; [+|-]
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<Trivzor-Bot> oth.247. Category:If you live in the northern hemisphere, Polaris, the North Star, can be found be looking in which direction?
<Trivzor-Bot> 1st Hint: ***** Question Value : 18 Points
<PCG-Digipak> north
<Trivzor-Bot> YES, PCG-Digipak!!! got the answer -> north <- in 9.564 secs, and gets 18 Points
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Quote: 37368; Rating: 358; [+|-]
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<Fiero_Firestorm> My sister's singing to her crap...
<Strife> ...
<Strife> Your sister is singing to her turds?
<Fiero_Firestorm> No.
<Fiero_Firestorm> Her music.
<Strife> Does that make it come out easi--oh!
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Quote: 37371; Rating: 163; [+|-]
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<Altar57> he banged himself a youngin
<Altar57> err
<Altar57> not banged
<Altar57> bagged
<sloane1420> hhaha lmao
<Altar57> hmm, i guess that isnt much better :p
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Quote: 37372; Rating: 347; [+|-]
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<Laity> this chick had her friend tell me, she's liked me since middle school
<Laity> that's over 5 freakin years
<Al_Koholic> haha
<Al_Koholic> Is she hot?
<Al_Koholic> "No."
<Al_Koholic> "She has a hot personality"
<Laity> i think she is
<Laity> well, not amazingly hot
<Al_Koholic> Just a good personality, no?
<Al_Koholic> "She's a great person"
<Laity> i put her pic on the net
<Laity> lemme find it
<Laity> (No, i'm not pathetic, i run our class website)
<Al_Koholic> haha, and that's not pathetic?
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Quote: 37381; Rating: 9; [+|-]
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<Curtis> whenever you rub it you know it feels better
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<Gryphon> (that's what I thought, but she has good lines, e.g: "You always said you'd die for me, but I noticed you never have!")
<Paradox> tell her you are saving that one for your 50th anversary ^^
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