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<pc> eating + mircing
<pc> screams "i'm a fat loser"
<lfadk> but we all knew that
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<WitChie> gary i forgot to ask you how was amsterdam?
<daimonic> Ah twas brilliant :)
<daimonic> Well we were wasted for a lot of the time ;)
<daimonic> I nearly got run over by a tram a couple times
<daimonic> They just come flying out of nowhere!
<daimonic> Then it dawned on us after walking about 10 miles on friday ... why dont we USE the trams??
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<Tellah> Ok who is the lamer who thinketh they can be more 1337 then I and hack my com?? Cause your IP 244.688.994 has been caught and you are now SHIATED..Don't be shy..If you pm me I will not retaliate..I may even give you pointers..
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<alseen> researchers say you should be "breast aware"
<alseen> The researchers were also able to pinpoint the funniest moment of the
year. People found the jokes funniest at 6.03pm on October 7
<alseen> um, two different studies
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<burrito> lol ya
<burrito> who the hell is burrito?
<burrito> oh shit
<burrito> nm
<veet|z0r> LOL
<BBQ_69> fool
<veet|z0r> You suck :D
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* Inferno has joined #Depressed
<Inferno> fuck i hate thos faggots, all walkin down the street together
<Inferno> and holdin hands an shit
<Inferno> its fucken sick
<Inferno> fuck what i wouldnt give for some head right now
<Inferno> i wonder if my flatmate will oblige :)
<nerfBoy> is she hot?
<Inferno> he and yeah he is alright
<Iverson> WTF?! i thought you were homophobic
<Inferno> whats that?
<Iverson> you hate gays..
<Inferno> yeah i do..
<Iverson> you want ur MALE flatmate to give you head..
<Inferno> yeah and? fags only do anal..
<Iverson> im not touching your issues with a 40 foot pole.
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<goo_> 4 steps to a happy marriage...
<goo_> 1. It is important to find a man that cooks and cleans.
<goo_> 2. It is important to find a man that makes good money.
<goo_> 3. It is important to find a man that likes to have great sex.
<goo_> 4. It is very, very, very important that these three men never meet.
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<Anapaest> raping a brain-eating zombie..
<Anapaest> yummie
<Insp-Kamiz-> ahaha
<Insp-Kamiz-> they have lots of holes in them :D
<Insp-Kamiz-> like.. gangbang from 20different angels
<Insp-Kamiz-> CRAP, bad typo... angles
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* stupidMM shoots Sio in the face
* Sio pulls out his awp - scopes twice - pulls the trigger and head shots stupidMM
<stupidMM> hrm. not bad with someone who just got shot in the face
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<hodb> .
<Hydr> ..
<hodb> ...
<Riku> ....
<Hydr> ...
<Riku> ..
<Hydr> .
<Riku> IRC is art.
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<PuffinFreshWog> i want my case
<PuffinFreshWog> and electric blue uv paint
<PuffinFreshWog> and uv tubing
<PuffinFreshWog> and blue led fan
<PuffinFreshWog> and uv cathode
<PuffinFreshWog> and a penis
<PuffinFreshWog> oops
<PuffinFreshWog> ummm
<PuffinFreshWog> quick, b4 you read !!!
<PuffinFreshWog> type /clear
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<Fluffball> f*ck*ng linux
<D-BOY> Yes, I enjoy fixing linux too
<D-BOY> fucking it never worked out to well. Those hole in the middle of a cd just aren't big enough...
<CommanderStab> Bah. It's not the size that matters =D
<D-BOY> Size matters when the hole is too damn small
<D-BOY> flesh stretches
<D-BOY> plastic doesn't
<CommanderStab> SHOWS WHAT KIND OF PLASTIC YOU'VE BEEN USING
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<class> i dont like standing for long periods of time either
<class> its exhausting
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<RedHart> apparently an african-american waitress went ballistic when overhearing some people who just competed at a local dogshow proclaim "That black bitch was the ugliest I've seen all day" (referring of course to a cocker spaniel female who beat their dog that day)
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<Smackman> I need faster and larger HD
<Rathen|Ratbot> I need faster and harder SL..
<Smackman> SL?
<Rathen|Ratbot> Sex life
<Rathen|Ratbot> lol :D
<Rathen|Ratbot> Just kidding
<Rathen|Ratbot> I only make love to my hand
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<loke> damn it youre right
<uXs> off course i am
<loke> no you're belgian
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<Edventure> i don't like winamp 3
<DrPoole> never upgrade
<DrPoole> i use winamp 0.00001
<DrPoole> it's just a "Play" button
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<Zug> Veronika: come give me head, plz
<Zug> I'm cute and single.
<Veronika9> Zug: go to hell
<Veronika9> I only give head if there is something in it for me!
<Zug> I'll talk dirty to you while you're doing it.
<Zug> how's that.
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<dave> i hit my dick on the sink the other day and it made a weird sound so i had to do it again
<dave> (don't tell tj i said that)
<dave> (we share a sink)
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<Trivia> 011.1753. What is measured on the Cephalic Index?
<Trivia> 1st Hint: ***** **** Question Value : 12 Points
<Olmec> penis size
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<[e]-Punk> hang on my room is on fire
<[e]-Punk> brb
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<trunck> i miss the times when i had my 2 dumps
<trunck> didn't need to go anywhere
<trunck> had everything in 2 ftps
<trunck> 100+k
<trunck> download
<trunck> now i suck
* Nec unzips his pants
<Nec> go ahead
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[robbie-a] svcds? arent those dvds
[robbie-a] and you need a dvd burner
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*** Thraken has quit IRC (Quit: When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'.)
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<Frightener> anyone else have a problem with their balls getting out of alignment?
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<+miz-> You need to STFU, aural!
<+miz-> :o
<@Aural-Fixation> stick your cock in my mouth, I'd gladly shut up for that
<+Apocalipstick> O_O
<@Aural-Fixation> hahaha
<@Aural-Fixation> why, do you have aids?
<@sasseriansection> worse
<@sasseriansection> he's got SmallCox
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[^Neon^]: what windows are u running?
[AtomicFox]: now? just MiRc
[^Neon^]: windows
[^Neon^]: windows 95 98 me 2000 xp ?
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<sico> arsa you need to strat jIRCing
<sico> i.e. jerking and IRCing at the same time
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<Hellfire_> There's been a dramatic upswing in tards misnaming stuff lately on p2p nets. It could just be WinMX though...
<Cornjob7> I tryed downloading Blade II and got Orange County.
<Cornjob7> The irony is that Orange county was better.
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<robbie-a> you people must talk in here when its like dark for me...
<timmo> if youre asking me, then its been pretty entertaining since ive been mocking you
<timmo> ya because america is like 10hrs behind canada
<timmo> so when its dark there
<timmo> its light here
(sarcasum)
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<scabb> Sweden = Porn
<scabb> Belgium = Chocolate
<Squinky> I thought Switzerland was chocolate
<scabb> Denmark = Bacon
<scabb> France = Frogs
<scabb> Germany = Sausages / Nazis
<scabb> Switzerland = Cheese
<Psitron> Holland = Gardening
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<Sumez> Eminem has really deep lyrics
<Sumez> and amazing well written sohpisticated jokes
<Sumez> like "you fag blow me"
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<dra-> hey shit eaters
<insta> penis up in your face
<insta> smacking your face
<insta> you love it
<dra-> ATTN GHEY NIGGERS
<dra-> uh
<insta> that picture was hilarious
<dra-> uh sure
<insta> it's nasty as hell but it doesn't bother me
<insta> some people just aren't secure in their sexuality
<dra-> i just promptly close
<Minion> After reviewing the last 10 or 12 lines typed I've come to the conclusion that this channel is the intellectual center of the universe.
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* time stamps have been retained to aid in the understanding and comedy of the quote...
[18:23:03] *** NoneX ([email protected]) has joined channel #php
[18:23:05] <greg_oc> Channel Warning: NoneX detected in #kiddiesex
[18:23:10] *** NoneX has left #php
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SonOfSam032: midgets get into disney land for free
SonOfSam032: they have to be leashed though
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<PirateKing> The ultimate girl is any girl who will have sex with me.
<Jim`> I wouldn't call a prostitute the ultimate girl.
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Technogen: weird, my VCR just lost power for no reason...
Technogen: damn ghosts keep turning things off in my house.
Technogen: last thing they turned off was my sex life...
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<coppo> what are methods of assuming someone's identity? Just curi...no, actually I plan to rip people off.
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striker gossips: Lol. My girlfriend just called me and wanted to hang out
striker gossips: I told her i couldn't, because my character died and i had to get his stuff back
striker gossips: wanna hear the funny thing?
striker gossips: it didn't really die.
ivan gossips: lol, you're a f'ing loser.
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<Joe-> put
<Joe-> cant u do
<Joe-> if like
<Joe-> it
<Joe-> joins
<Joe-> any proxy
<Phunk> cant
<Phunk> you put
<Phunk> your shit
<Phunk> on
<Phunk> one line
<Phunk> ?
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<Troll> Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in
that casket, safe, dark, motionless, airless, it will change. It will not be broken
<poppyq> or you could just look at porn
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<bloop> that's a moot point
<SLing> your mom's a moot point
<bloop> you're cats a moot point
<SLing> your spelling is a mott point
<SLing> ...damn
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<darkrift> 10 bucks I'm gonna be the only one wearing hobbit ears and strapped with my ork sword at lord of the rings 2.
<Cano> and u'll get beat down
<darkrift> uhm no
<darkrift> hello
<darkrift> ork detecing sword.
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<Bandit-> you guys are idiots >_< - what i said is true
<Bandit-> the difference in modems now is negligable
<Arcuivie> negligable? is that even a word?
<Bandit-> actually yes
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ianepson: heh one time i was camping up in the mountains and there were these wierd sounds
ianepson: and i had my guitar with me......
ianepson: somthing compelled me to play the theme to deliverance
Metal Mantis X: lol
Metal Mantis X: lmfao
ianepson: i half expected some guy to come out of the trees and make me squeel like a piggai
Metal Mantis X: lol
ianepson: my dad comes out and is like wtf are you doin? ur gonna get us all raped.
ianepson: sure enough these dudes come rollin by in a van honkin the horn.... wavin and hollerin.....
ianepson: SQEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL
ianepson: lol then we ended up jammin and this dude was askin me to play Nirvana
Metal Mantis X: heh good thing you didn't play "Rape Me"
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<[SA]Jibaku> Guys, by what voodoo does ikaruga compress to a scant 17 megabytes?
<HentaiTentacleDemon> The good voodoo
<[SA]MofoTPG> The magic of "incomplete download"?
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<Threeboy> !down
* ChanServ sets mode: -o Threeboy
<Threeboy> !up
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Threeboy
<tKE> !up!up!dn!dn!lt!rt!lt!lt!B!A!B!A!Select!Start
<tKE> damn, I want my 30 lives
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<kw> heh, got woken up with a blowjob to day.. thats a seriously nice way to wake up
<Nathan> heh
<Nathan> you sleeping at your parents again?
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<LordArgent> I see an iMac and I want it painted black, no colors anymore I want them to turn black.
<LordArgent> It's not a real computer, you have to face the facts. When you're on a Macintosh, your soul has turned to black.
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