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<Taz> my FTO could top your mates prelude man no worries
<iPRoTiuS> lol are u sure? its 210hp man
<Taz> really? a prelude can do that?
<iPRoTiuS> err, yea
<Taz> bullshit wot year is it?
<iPRoTiuS> 88
<Taz> 1988?
<iPRoTiuS> no u retard. 1888. it literally has 210 hourses pulling it |
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<fragterm> i was surprised to find wheelchair toilets myself, but hey, they have their uses
<Khel> what would be more impressive was if you had sex with a crippled chick who was in the wheelchair toilet doing her business |
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* @Jaykul[GonCrazy] is jamming along to Winamp not started |
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<Ginga> ne1 know if there is a way to remotley switch on a ps2 minus having a large stick
<Mad_Matte> geting kids... |
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[@Unknown_Source] : Dogs are weird and dumb
[@djjason] : Agreed
[@Unknown_Source] : I mean, wave the biscuit, and the dumbass dogs comes
* Unknown_Source waves a biscuit
[Join (#afterhoursdjs)] : [DJAngelicon ([email protected])]
[@Unknown_Source] : ... |
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* Wiggle sighs
* boardwild wiggles
<Wiggle> :(
<boardwild> crybaby
<Wiggle> thanks
<boardwild> u gonna cry all day, crybaby?
<boardwild> U LITTLE CRYBABY!
* Parts: Wiggle (blankey@adsl-???-???.wanadoo.be) |
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<@SD_Liddo-chan> the liddo knew a friend who broke his arm while we were playing chess
<@SD_Liddo-chan> -_- |
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<Sean> haha you don't like the finns
<Skywalker> i have the finns
<ed|work> in a small box?
<Skywalker> hate* |
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<Dllem> I like free stuff
<EyePulp> Like herpes? |
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<Lordy> why dont u got broadband nigga
<h2o> ?
<h2o> my connection?
<Lordy> no your hair style |
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*** BlackNet21 ([email protected]) has joined #photography
<BlackNet21> anyone here wanna help me with a photo?
<pd_corax> A what?
<danno> wtf is a photo
*** BlackNet21 ([email protected]) has left #photography
<danno> sheesh, it takes all kinds... |
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<Ouroboros> Bandwidth is my antidrug. |
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<Soberguy> redhat 8 can't decide ifu00a0 a rpm is installed or not
<toxictv> Redhat is like anal sex - good every now and then, but if you rely on it too heavily, it starts to bleed out the ass. |
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*** markus has been kicked off channel #rmipeople by DJTodd (DIE.)
*** markus ([email protected]) has joined channel #rmipeople
<DJTodd> What would I do without /kick?
<markus> have your lunch money taken via DCC? |
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<Dayv> Australia is basically Canada with marsupials and funny hats. |
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<LarsC> i have women issues.
<LarsC> namely, I hate them. |
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<A-KO> heh
<A-KO> so
<A-KO> what's the latest on Iraq? heh
<@crw> eh, apparently it's still there.
<@crw> we're working to rectify the problem :P
<A-KO> lol |
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<MikeG520> Hey how do I ban an ip from my computer
<MikeG520> actually, a whole subnet
<MikeG520> er isp |
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<Cody> Sign #2 for me to worry about filling out my selective Service Agreement: The City that they mailed from is called "Palpatine"
<Cody> General> If only you knew the power!
<Cody> Me> I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU!
<Huntress> LOL
<Cody> General> So be it.... traitor... *Zaps Cody with Tazer* |
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<Blazen> racism is not tolerated on this network. you have been warned. further actions will include kill/gline.
<gigfood> who is that
<gigfood> everybody says that word
<gigfood> fuck you nigger
<Zt|ReEn^Ni> hes an ircop
<gigfood> shit he is?
<Blazen> is that a challenge?
<gigfood> listen here mr tuff irc cop
<gigfood> fuck you nigger
*** gigfood has quit IRC (G-lined (Multiple harassment/racism issues)) |
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<IICV> This is freaky.
<IICV> My dog is sitting there, winking at me.
<JeremiahSmith> He wants you.
<IICV> He wants my grapes.
<JeremiahSmith> Is that what you call them? |
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<WillDeed> I hate racists about as much as I hate niggers |
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<+TheKid> Quake is just IRC with rocket launchers. |
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<pimpybra> Did you just get off on that?
<Valgar_> On Tuna?
<Valgar_> I like it, but not that much |
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<slackor> that sounds gayer than the time i had sex with a man |
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(saboteur) whoa cool
(saboteur) disco lights in bitchx
(saboteur) /disco
u00fau00fau00fa signoff/#computers.. blade2k (Exit: Disconnecting) |
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<red13n> average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty. |
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<Soultechh> i say potato, you say potato
<Soultechh> doesn't really work on irc does it? : |
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(%nickster) my moms gonna be a helper at a school
(%nickster) for mentally handicapped people
(@starbucks_mafia) thats great
(@starbucks_mafia) you'll get to see her more often now |
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* ChanServ sets mode: +o Anubus
<@Anubus> u00b0 I got the Powwa stick! u00b0
<+DaS> how'd you know I called it that?
<+DaS> and what are you doing holding it? |
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<me> I had an ex called steve...who spent all his time on the computer....so one day I stripped naked and stood beside him...he turned around and said "I get your point" and went back to playing his game |
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<CptPlanet> man. i just called my finger a faggot for having a splinter in it.
<CptPlanet> i need to get some friends, stat. |
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<Dedge> When you kill 6 people in Unreal Tournament it's "Monster Kill", In Quake3 it's "Excellent", in Counter-Strike it's "Kicked by console" |
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<@Crimson> Apache + FreeBSD + PHP + MySQL (or PostgreSQL I've heard) = WEB SERVER HEAVEN :)
<%djlaptop> I don't trust anything I didn't spend a lot of money on |
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<dbanks> does anyone know what DS would mean if someone said "you are DS"
<@kellogs> <dbanks>: you are a dumb shit
<dbanks> fuck you, i come in here asking for someeno to hepl me and you abuse me fuckin cunt
*** Parts: dbanks ([email protected])
<petey> lol dumbass
*** Joins: dbanks ([email protected])
<dbanks> oh shit i just got what you meant sorry
*** kellogs sets mode: +b *!*@138.21.122.92
*** dbanks was kicked by kellogs (banned: whoever said that about you was right) |
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<@Gibbon> My cat had a better dinner than I did tonight.u00a0 It has "sliced duck with olives" ... I had a couple of bits of toast
<@Gibbon> there's something fundamentally wrong with that |
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<DeathStar> i have to flick my balls so the cum comes out
<DeathStar> fuck wrong channel
<DeathStar> ignore that please
<Draebor> haha |
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<Mark> AHAHAHAHEHAH!
<CloneMar> I have beat the system!
<Mark> Cloned myself when the rules says no ;P
<CloneMar> your dead sexy Mark
*** Mark has quit IRC (G-Lined)
*** CloneMar has quit IRC (G-Lined)
<DaBeast> Ah, the system works! |
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<kar^m^27> any female care to chat? ping me |
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<Deviant> Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience. |
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<KodiaK> fuck the oil companies
<KodiaK> 73.9 cents for gas
<KodiaK> why dont they just add a retractable dildo to each gas pump
<KodiaK> so while you fill your tank up, it can fuck you in the ass while you do it |
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<VanWilder> god i used this massage oil on this chick last night and now my room wreaks of it
<nivenh> were you massaging "her" penis? |
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<tech-mage> could someone possibly help me. i am studying linux but dont have a *nix box. can someone make me a root shell account that i can practice with? |
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<Supe> <Beelzebub> www.xxxxxxxxx.com/gulfgirls2004 SeX SeX SeX !!
<Supe> beelze are you trying to harbour viruses?
<Beelzebub> nothing wrong with viruses
<Beelzebub> they are part of the natural selection process on the internet |
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u00abTiGryphonu00bb ...but there's nothing quite as priceless as the look on a teenage cashier's face as she rings up wine, cheese, bread, and chats aimiably with you, and then rings up a cucumber, and a box of condoms and gets suddenly quiet... |
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<mordac> Beige: I bought a WATCH from some guy in Battery Park!
<mordac> I totally haggled.
<mordac> I told him I only had $10 for it, and he was like OKAY :( except I only had twenty dollar bills.
<mordac> He even gave me the change. |
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<SteveTheNormalGuy> link plzzzzzzzzz
<SteveTheNormalGuy> wait, another z should do it
<MegamanX2K> x
<MegamanX2K> err
<MegamanX2K> damnit
* MegamanX2K cannot spell "z" |
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<Powie> When sucking my dad I know which women in the family are pregnant, and which are in their period |
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<MiLordDemise> My foot is touching the cord for my keyboard
<MiLordDemise> and each time I press a button I can feel the electrical pulse go through the wires
<IntoMyShadows> Now that's something.
<MiLordDemise> Aye...
<MiLordDemise> I wish I could type a bit faster
<MiLordDemise> it makes my foot feel good and strange at the same time
<IntoMyShadows> Just hit random keys
<MiLordDemise> it's like a cord-thin massage
<MiLordDemise> wow
<MiLordDemise> I think I need some alone time with my keyboard now
<MiLordDemise> hehe
<IntoMyShadows> Maybe you should move the cord to another part of you
<MiLordDemise> I just might
<IntoMyShadows> you sick bastard.
<IntoMyShadows> I probably would, too
<MiLordDemise> You suggested it
<MiLordDemise> so that makes us both sick bastards
<MiLordDemise> go us! |
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<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> have... to... get... out of... chair
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> argh
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> i have to go to the toilet but i've to go all the way down then
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> downstairs
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> i'm at the attick
* YoungBlood throws a pie down the stairs
* {GkC}-LiQ[na] runs after it
<Azzid> owned!! :D |
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