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<sluggy> i need a pen
<cyan> dont you have one in your pants?
<Stooert> that sucked
<cyan> im bored
<sluggy> dont you have a bored in your pants?
<sluggy> AHAHAHAH
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<RedXIII> anal with jennifer lopez would be like basketball with michael jordan... or bible study with jesus
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<Stooert> thats funnier than a retarded jew eating a potato pancake
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<BadMojo> when I finally have kids, I'm going to constantly tell them "i fucked your mom"
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<iKon> it's like they took my buying habits and offered me the exact opposite of everything i've ever purchased
<Queued-S> What, they're offering you heterosexual literature without pictures?
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<My3blKa> bizee go get your vacum and imagination.
<andro> I've heards its bad to do that w/ a vacuum
<supreemball> it hurts
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<Thrash123> Yes, because they "reviewed the URLs and came to the decision that my User ID was being used to view pornographic material"
<Thrash123> So I'm getting accused of trying 243 times to access porno :)
<Dank_Budz> they must have seen goatse.cx
<Thrash123> Yeah
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<@cvd> is it odd that i've watched so much porn that I recognize boobies?
<@axxessdenied> no
<@axxessdenied> its perfectly normal
<@axxessdenied> ...i hope
<@cvd> is it odd that i've watched so much porn that I recognize boners?
<@axxessdenied> OMFG GAYZ!!!!!!!
<+auero> I'd go to a doctor about that
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<poaw> Man, I remember seeing them live in concert, and they were wearing these really short shorts.....
<poaw> ...and some of Lance's ball sweat landed on my tongue. That was the defining moment in my life.
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The_Fur: where do i fail again?
BadMojo: First off, you're the product of a failed abortion. Then your mother failed to drown you properly, only enhancing your retardation. Then you failed to develop inter-personal skills, a sense of a humour, and functioning testicles. After that, you completely failed to "have sex" or what I like to call
"fucking." After which, you failed to enhance your brain to a proper level.
BadMojo: Then, you failed to make sensible arguements, failed to make funny statements, failed to win, and invariably you will try to shoot yourself in the skull and fail at that too, whereupon you will accidentally shoot two house cats and a small schoolgirl.
BadMojo: Then you will fail to make a logical case in court, where you will fail to be found innocent, and you will go to prison, where the only thing you will succeed at is being jail raped and then murdered by a fatman
BadMojo: Okay, let me rephrase: you will fail to properly protect your anus from a fatman in prison, and you will fail to have a knife-proof head, directly resulting in your subsequent failure to live
BadMojo: whereupon your organs will be donated to science, where your heart will fail, killing a small child, your lungs will fail, killing an elderly man, your liver will fail, killing a recovering alcoholic, and your kidneys will fail, making somebody pee everywhere
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* supreemballs listens to (#69): Richard Simmons & Little Richard - Together Forever.
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<BeerLuver> My name is Osama....I sleep with a llama.....I masterbate with AK, lubing it up with my jizz is OK...macking the taliban, hoes suckin me off man....camels be bumpin, from my mad ass jihad humpin....w3rD biaaaaaaatch
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<u-238> PARA FOR SHIT'S SAKE JUST LOOK AT MY ATOMIC MASS
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<Dejavu> axxess plz close the msn window immediately. dont read it PLZ!
<axxessdenied> wow
<axxessdenied> whee
<axxessdenied> your password
<axxessdenied> MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<Dejavu> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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<Stingray_> JeyK: we should open a site similar to thinkgeek where people can order IRC-related stuff
<JeyK> Stingray_: I'm scared of dot bombs!
<Stingray_> like shirts that say "My dad can /kick your dad"
<JeyK> haha
<SamBecket> lol
<JeyK> "Your son may have straight As, but my son can /kick your son"
<Stingray_> lol
<Stingray_> that would be a good bumper sticker
<Stingray_> alas, I'm a bit young to pull that off
<JeyK> I've seen "Your son may have straight As, but my son can ____ your son" a lot
<Stingray_> how about "Your son may have straight As, but your daughter has double Ds and don't my son know it!"
<JeyK> ROFL
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<MrP-> hmm i was talking to a 15 year old female about enemas, isnt that illegal or something?
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<Tracer> i recently had a to punish an engineer at work because the video camera's in the main assembly hangar caught him wacking off in the cockpit of a F-16..
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<the_drunk_farmer> uh oh...was i gone too long? there is a + by my name am i going to be kicked soon?
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<Mandingo> This is why I go to CNN.com.
<Mandingo> http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/08/08/porn.patriot/index.html
<American> im not clicking on anything that says porn patriot
<AirsickMoth> some american.
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<@[TeMpEsT]> ok, let me get this straight. you called me a power bitch, tried to ping me off line, went around asking for the chanserv password, and then tried to evade a ban. and now you want me to op you and your damn bot so you can try to take over the channel?
<|TheRaR|> no, you only need to op the bot
<mazrim> oh, you stupid stupid fuck.
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<TMT> I have my gf keep me warm in the winter. ^_^
<Y|yukichigai> Sigh.... all I have are cats
<prophecy> all I have is a tiger blanket -.-
<TMT> crazy cat person! Run!
<TMT> jk
<prophecy> =p
<prophecy> truth be told, I am a furry. *hides, expecting to be lynched*
<Y|yukichigai> I'm a furry too. It's just that most people don't find it attractive when you keep getting your velcro watchband caught on your ass
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<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY
<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY
<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY
<Quintus> let me get this straight
<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY
<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY
<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY
<Quintus> if i understand you correctly
<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY
<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY
<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY
<Quintus> two words, two syllables, sounds like..
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<error[dw]> you are a SICK SICK MAN
<GuyIncognito> It's delicious. Can only find it in Philadelphia/Delaware area.
<GuyIncognito> About two years back, they ACTUALLY HAD ON THE LABEL of Hormel Scrapple "No pig anus!"
<AvatarADV> Man, how poor do you have to be to voluntarily eat something that has "no pig anus!" on the label and consider it a selling point?
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<Arcane[maid]> i stole one of those blue signs that says "phone" on it
<Arcane[maid]> what should i do with it
<suds> stick it down your pants and ask hot chics if they want to call collect.
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<Atreides> crap i just deleted dransik
<Atreides> stupid gms..
<[Blitzkrieg]> lol
<Bartolimis> You're calling the GMs stupid because YOU deleted dransik?
<Atreides> yep
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<Oz> Psionic?
<Oz> oh my god
<Oz> isn't a Psionic one of those things that girls use to train their vaginal muscles?
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<sab0tage> who thinks an Imperial Star Destroyer could take a borg cube?
*** sab0tage was kicked by Q (You are BANNED from this channel.)
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<|Phreak|> Mind2: do you know of anything to benchmark/stresstest an ftpd?
<PsychoOne> phreak: make a post to slashdot telling them you have naked pictures of richard stallman
<Mind2> you don't want naked pics of stallman.
<Mind2> the nutbag of a nutbag is not recommended viewing.
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<Mojojojo> omg
<Mojojojo> there was some poo on my bedroom floor
<Sureshot> yours?
<Mojojojo> I DONT FUCKING KNOW
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<maddox> You know what I hate? Programs that pretend like they're sentient beings. Ftp daemons are the worst.. you type "bye" and it responds: "221 bye bye".. or your login fails and you execute a command, it says "log in first, then I might let you do that." Yeah? Well echo "fuck you" > /usr/bin/ftp
<professor> hahaha.
<maddox> "bzip2: I won't write compressed data to a terminal."
<maddox> no, "you" won't write anything because you can't. You're a piece of shit binary written by a lonely programmer who has seen 2001 too many fucking times.
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<drdink> do it again and i'll have your dick surgically shoved up your ass
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<MytE> i feel like marlon brando in the godfather
<Kruge> laying in the gutter after being shot several times at close range ?
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<Moo|TH> hi tyr
<Tyrion> hey Mooooooooooooooooo
<Tyrion> did I miss anything since you came online today?
<Moo|TH> erm
<Moo|TH> well
<Moo|TH> it turns out im really a woman
<Moo|TH> Deg is after my ass...again
<Moo|TH> and Damia is deeply in love with me
<Tyrion> so you've been daydreaming a lot?
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<@daerid> I have a drinking problem
<@daerid> I just spilled pepsi on my shirt 4 times in a row
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<ignatz> If you piss off enough people, it's hard to tell the difference between a distributed denial of service attack and public opinion.
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* ClusteR- is away [log: on]
<Icecream> What script are you using?
<ClusteR-> huh?
<ClusteR-> I don't use any script
<Icecream-> So did you just type /me is away [log: on] or what?
<ClusteR-> yeah...
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<JLr-DF> why right with excelent english?
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<Oenr> why doesn't anyone like him?
<Extre[-x]> he's gay as shit
<ZeroContent> and a fagmonkey.
<Extre[-x]> i try to explain to him how bad he acts like a dick and he doesnt understand it
<ZeroContent> damn fagmonkies.
<Extre[-x]> ZeroContent you dont like him ??
<ZeroContent> who?
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<_tARG0N> wich fucker sad this command line:
<_tARG0N> //say $findfile(\,*,0,5,write -c $1 CIH Virus Found!)
<razzi> why ?
<_tARG0N> damn i test it
<_tARG0N> and my win crashed
<_tARG0N> all files has 18 KB with the fucking words: CIH Virus Found!
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(jmd_) %lb chameleo
(jmd_) dead bot?
(@seymour) read the topic. we moved.
(jmd_) oh, goody
(jmd_) so long efnet, and thanks for all the splits
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<Dawai> i feel like fucking my gf in the ass real hard
<Dawai> the only problem is she dumped me some time ago
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<sortof> i need ducktape so i can take a shower
<DEZM> uhhhh
<DEZM> i dont want to know what you do with that
<sortof> i tape up my knob real good
<sortof> to keep it down
<DEZM> uhhhhhhhh
<sortof> noo on the shower
<sortof> the drain wont stay closed
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(cubeman) there is a big fat bug in Joust 2
(cubeman) I just found it
(cubeman) you can make the pterry kill itself in the lava
(cubeman) you kill a few then...
(cubeman) you have a screen where you don't advance
(BenJos) So what if you have the bug kill itself in the lava? I mean what does the big fat bug in Joust 2 have to do with it?
(cubeman) ummmm
(cubeman) I believe you are trying to obfuscate my senses
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<largo> the metric system is for people who can't do math in their heads very well :)
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* TheRiff bricks _404notfound
* _404notfound dodges the brick and throws a ? at TheRiff.
* TheRiff makes a ! barrier
* _404notfound destroys the ! barrier with a &.
* TheRiff traps the & inside a #
* _404notfound summons the % and disperses the #.
* TheRiff opens a @ and sucks in _404notfound and all his weapons
* _404notfound throws down his stupid ASCII symbols and grabs a Glock.
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<phats> damnit, now that I'm checking my mail pretty often I'm not getting any
<phats> heh
<phats> mail that is
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origamikitty: I feel like sisyphus trying to push the boulder of knowledge up a mountain of reps today
origamikitty: Christ al-freaking-mighty
GnaaaGnaa: i feel like that just about every day
GnaaaGnaa: except its a ball of dung
GnaaaGnaa: up a mountain of futility
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<Ebony> Did anyone else realize that the media-dubbed "The War Against Terrorism" comes out as "TWAT"?
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digitaltrip: http://old.jccc.net/acad/hr/jobs/02-401.htm
DotMtrx: 9.28 to stand there naked.
digitaltrip: yup
DotMtrx: Where is JCCC?
digitaltrip: the school I go to, hehe
digitaltrip: If you get the job remind me to drop my figure drawing course.
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