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(Ebony) There is a cat sitting on my foot.
(IDK) You kids and your jive talk.
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Quote: 22000; Rating: 364; [+|-]
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<PoisonPen> Ayn Rand is the curdled remains of a black, bitter, shrivelled apple from the tree of hypocrisy growing under the outhouse in the deepest pit of Hell. She couldn't grope her way out of her own rectum with a flashlight and a copy of Gray's Anatomy. Her entire rancid philosophy could have been killed if
anyone had been brave or desperate enough to stick their penis into that frigid arctic pucker of her twat.
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Quote: 22003; Rating: 118; [+|-]
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* LuftHans repeats himself, but it's all verizon's fault :)
(FuckVrzn) Anyway, llama, as I was about to say before Verizon fucked me without so much as the hint of a kiss, . . .
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Quote: 22004; Rating: 86; [+|-]
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(niles) just uncomment #UseBlackMarketBabySales yes in /etc/ssh/sshd_config
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Quote: 22007; Rating: 663; [+|-]
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<DTails> "i see disconnected people"
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Quote: 22009; Rating: 132; [+|-]
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(EvilJorge) I'd go see Halloween: Resurrection were it not for the fact that Reign of Fire opens that weekend.
(Fetch) EvilJorge: so see both
(Fetch) why do you people make these self-limiting choices in movie entertainment?
(Sancho) we don't
(Sancho) the key word is "entertainment"
(IDK) I'd get my toenails pulled out, but I have to get bamboo shoots stuck under them that weekend.
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Quote: 22010; Rating: 156; [+|-]
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(cowboy) my dad's bullish on booty
(cowboy) buy high
(cowboy) sell sober
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Quote: 22017; Rating: 47; [+|-]
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<LordOphidian> it all comes back to the manboobs
<LordOphidian> the circle of life
<cevik> that's because the manboobs are so large they create their own gravity
<RedVoop> The circle of boob. It consumes us all. As we find our hate... on the nip all-dribbling... o/~
<Selby> a dripping nipple... now we have truly come to nirvana in this conversation
<LordOphidian> yes we have
<Selby> I am at peace
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<RushMore> hmmm, if you got a knife and cut it off, would it gush out?
<BadCaleb> i figured siphoning a cow would be a good idea
<Chikster> Rush, it would bleed
<Chikster> The possibility of milk is there though.
<Chikster> Caleb, like a tube
<RushMore> Well then just sell your STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE
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<BeavisNuke> I keep all my semen in a plastic milk gallon jug and spread it on my face every morning.
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Quote: 22036; Rating: 156; [+|-]
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(cowboy) LOL
(cowboy) THat was fuckin' funny
(cowboy) rec director at a park calls me up
(cowboy) wants to knwo how to fix something on his web page
(cowboy) I tell him it can't do what he wants it to do
(cowboy) he asks why
(cowboy) I explain
(cowboy) He comes back with, "Well I wonder what moron designed it like that. That's stupid!"
(cowboy) I pause a moment
(cowboy) Well, actually, I was the one who designed it like that.
(tobyl) lol
(cowboy) Oh, uh, err, uhm, ahhh, eeee, oooo, hrm, well, uhhhhhhh
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Quote: 22040; Rating: 153; [+|-]
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<isajeep> dan what rules got changed this year in the nba
<isajeep> I know refs can now use replays, but what else?
<NickBlasta> no white people
<isajeep> no nick
<isajeep> they're trying to get rid of that rule
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Quote: 22044; Rating: 179; [+|-]
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<agu> TETRIS FOR XBOX?!?!? - that should really push xbox to the limit ;)
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Quote: 22046; Rating: 75; [+|-]
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[4:02pm] <HandofErebus> i wish i could hit Edit>undo witha lot of things
[4:02pm] <HandofErebus> like when i was in on my mom nekid
[4:02pm] <HandofErebus> if only that damn edit>undo was right there
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Quote: 22058; Rating: 585; [+|-]
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<mike> i'm not afraid of heights.. i could look up at them all day
<mike> it's depths that get to me
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Quote: 22061; Rating: 155; [+|-]
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<bunch> themole nslookup cdecommunications.com.au
<themole> I can't find that machine name
<cinnabar> themole, look up mydress.com
*** Signoff: themole (Read error to themole: Connection reset by peer)
<cinnabar> he must not have liked what he saw.
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Quote: 22064; Rating: 1; [+|-]
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<Timexy> because of some fools, we are seeing what to do
<Timexy> only for cause that we are Brazilian we are indiscriminate --'
<Timexy> why they don't make flood in the #services for exemple
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Quote: 22068; Rating: 234; [+|-]
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<Mephistol> irn
<Mephistol> burn in hell
<Mephistol> i went to http://legionofgimps.apt103.net/images/
<Mephistol> and my mom came in
<Mephistol> and it had 'GAY PORN GAY PORN' etc all over the screen
<Mephistol> its not a problem, if your parents dont think you're gay
<Mephistol> my parents think i'm gay
<Mephistol> and i imagine this didn't help
<irn> ahahah
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Quote: 22076; Rating: 147; [+|-]
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<Capt_A> dude lol
<Capt_A> i got an email from a goverment agent
<[OKW]BlueDevil> lol
<[101st]Nutted> cool
<Capt_A> i think they got the wrong address
<Capt_A> first line is "REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL"
<[101st]Nutted> e-mail him back and say "i know who really killed kenedey"
<Capt_A> lol
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Quote: 22085; Rating: 537; [+|-]
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Captain: well that is half true, the environment is a problem, and recycling does help but so does killing fascists yeah
Captain: so i say why stop at one
Captain: do both
panckreous: but killing fascists gets you arrested for.... whats the charge called
panckreous: oh ya
panckreous: assassinating the president
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Quote: 22088; Rating: -25; [+|-]
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<Glitch> i need to disconnect soon anyway
<Glitch> so bye for now
<MK> bye
<MK> Live and Learn!
<Glitch> and then get luvs?
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Quote: 22089; Rating: 369; [+|-]
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<lavhoes> fuck me in the Ozarks...
<lavhoes> i was whacking off to this hot naked Japanese chick.
<lavhoes> and it's actually a guy.
<lavhoes> stupid How to Draw Manga books.
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Quote: 22090; Rating: 337; [+|-]
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<TrutHurts> o____o: Christ died for all and one day you will acknowledge this fact
<wired> ORRRR you will die and be dead and you'll wish you didnt spend all your time in an IRC channel preaching
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Quote: 22093; Rating: 138; [+|-]
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<pooshda-coloring> http://www.pooshda.com/temp/test_color.jpg
<supreemball> that sucks poosh
<supreemball> oh wait, lemme actually look at it
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Quote: 22094; Rating: 1377; [+|-]
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<g0atb0t> What's ADD stand for? Attention Deficit LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!
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Quote: 22096; Rating: 451; [+|-]
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<pooshda> ICQ is nicer than AIM because it doesnt pop up like BLAM I JUST FUCKED UP YOUR BRUSH STROKE NIGGA!
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Quote: 22098; Rating: -20; [+|-]
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<supreemball> my cock best viewed @ 2048x1536 resolution
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Quote: 22106; Rating: 474; [+|-]
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<supreemHOUSTON> i told my mom i'm going to go smoke crack and fuck some hookers, she said "well, wear a rubber"
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Quote: 22107; Rating: 174; [+|-]
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<Pigs> I used to go out all the time, I just go to have a few beers and look at girls... that's not gay
<supreemball> unless you're comparing outfits with the girls
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Quote: 22109; Rating: 59; [+|-]
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*** Now talking in #anime
*** Topic is 'go to #anime-core'
* Kurin looks at the topic
<Kurin> A little blatant, don't you think?
<Ghaleon> More 'direct' than 'blatant'
<WyldXyld> weeds out the vermin
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Quote: 22112; Rating: 1831; [+|-]
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<Feeldeath> Man i had a bad day !!!
<Formin> o great =( what happened?
<Feeldeath> well i was masturbating on my couche an I fell of
<Formin> hahaha o god
<Feeldeath> thats not the worst part. i hit my head on the coffee table and knocked myself out and my mom came in and found me unconscience on the floor with my dick in one hand and a porn mag in the other.
<Formin> lmao
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Quote: 22118; Rating: 225; [+|-]
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<Mr_Bandit> its LMAO not imo
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Quote: 22121; Rating: 103; [+|-]
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<Scorp10n> god I'm an idiot
<Scorp10n> I have to like make icons on my desktop to help me remember shit
<Scorp10n> because that's like the only place where I'm 100% sure to see them unless the power goes out
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Quote: 22123; Rating: 140; [+|-]
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<Mr_Bandit> i defraged my screen, its cleaner now
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Quote: 22124; Rating: 180; [+|-]
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<Fixxxer> I'm thinking about using Jennifer Connelly's breasts as a setting for an adventure
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Quote: 22127; Rating: 146; [+|-]
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<Preacher> my arsehole brother has just told me he's sold me playstation ages ago
<Preacher> i'm fecking livid
<Preacher> i've been salivating about FFVIII and now i can't play it :(
<Preacher> he better have some cash left cause he's gonna need it for the new knee caps when i do the fecking little twat
<Mousey> go sell his guitar preach
<Preacher> it's my fecking guitar
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Quote: 22130; Rating: 425; [+|-]
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<st|ng-x> sammy try this, you have a 50/50 chance at getting very ahead...walk into boss' office and yell at him "you SICK FUCK...gimme a promotion and a serious raise now or I'll tell your wife everything I saw" then walk out not leaving him a chance to retort
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Quote: 22132; Rating: 1055; [+|-]
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<poke> i'm not afraid of flying.
<poke> i'm afraid of being 35,000 feet in the air and suddenly *not* flying.
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Quote: 22135; Rating: 5; [+|-]
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<kentyman> Show the following problem is NP-complete: The dominating-set problem: given a graph G and an integer k, does there exist a subset S of G with k nodes such that each node is either in S or adjacent to a node of S?
<Oax> exactly k nodes
<kentyman> yes, but adding nodes wouldn't change it, no?
<Oax> no
<Oax> it's monotone
<kentyman> like my prof
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Quote: 22149; Rating: -5; [+|-]
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<Animepix> NEW SAILORMOON EPS STARTING ON THE 12th
<Unit01> [Animepix]: go get all your little fairy friends and tell them
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Quote: 22152; Rating: 311; [+|-]
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<skold> 'the wilder funeral home - let your loved ones have a wilder funeral' ;)
<liss> i dont think those places have mottos
<liss> it isnt mcdonalds
<skold> 'did somebody say embalming?'
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Quote: 22154; Rating: 190; [+|-]
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<@RuneCaster> but they cost you an arm, leg and your left testicle
<skold> i wonder why someone would want your arm, leg and testicle
<@RuneCaster> skold: MacDonald's
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Quote: 22158; Rating: 89; [+|-]
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<Eclipse> at least they don't taste like yellow listerine
<Eclipse> that stuff is horrible
<skold> 'ear wax flavor'
<Eclipse> that doesn't begin to describe it
<Eclipse> it's like ear wax dissolved in a mixture of gasoline and urine
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Quote: 22159; Rating: 160; [+|-]
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<skold> i had the wierdest fucking dream
<skold> me and the gang from scooby doo were strapped to those bed things in the back of some car for a mental institute
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Quote: 22160; Rating: 380; [+|-]
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<jiy> every time i join a suicide channel on dalnet i get banned and accused of being a troll
<jiy> today, when the fuckers were discussing cutting, i said "tell me how to cut myself"
<@skold> you dont know how to cut yourself?
<@skold> how the fuck can you screw that up?
<@skold> no wonder you want to kill yourself
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Quote: 22161; Rating: 44; [+|-]
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<xoopx> america is bart, canada is millhouse
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Quote: 22170; Rating: 194; [+|-]
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o0zeman: brb, need fluids.
haq: coincidentally, I have to pee.
haq: let's get together and have a double-blind mountain dew taste test
o0zeman: haha
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Quote: 22172; Rating: 346; [+|-]
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<sluggy> my essay kinda sucks, its not long enough
<Stooert> talk about fight club
<sluggy> Both Caesar and Brutus had good intentions and good qualities about them. However, they both contained flaws that led to their downfall, thus making them both "tragic heroes" in the Shakespearian sense. Self improvement is masturbation, and you are not your fucking Khakis.
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Quote: 22174; Rating: 393; [+|-]
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<Stooert> asian girls with big boobs rule
<RedXIII> they do
<Stooert> cuz its just so rare
<RedXIII> like a clown with a phd
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Quote: 22177; Rating: 183; [+|-]
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<RedXIII> I'm thinking of becoming a health inspector :o
<RedXIII> "there's a 20 in this for you if you let that whole cockroach thing slide"
<RedXIII> "vishbar, you drive a hard bargain"
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